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You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to.
Suddenly you notice a woman hiding behind a tree, she is wearing a hoodie and has
her face partially covered. She points a small crossbow at you and fires, the bolt
hitting you in the leg.
You:
> You say "drop the bow the kick it towards me"
The woman slowly gets off her crossbow and kicks her crossbow away. You:
"Okay, you're going to take me to your leader, that way you'll get your friends
back."
> You say "I'm arresting you for crimes against the government"
You tell the woman to put her hands behind her head. She obeys. You:
"Do you know how this makes you look? Do you?"
"What do you mean?" She asks.
> You say "Officer Pike, this woman shot me and is guilty of crimes against the
government."
Pike nods surprised to see the woman. You tell him to book her into a cell and keep
her in custody. You don't give a reason, just simply tell him to do it.
> You say "Didn't she sleep with Jerry from the IT department? I heard him bragging
about it at the water cooler."
Pike's face becomes redder than a beet and he grinds his teeth together.
"Please tell me someone at work knows the meaning of the word gossip." Pike says.
> You say "Pike, you're the most handsome man I have ever seen"
"Well, can you at least tell me how old you are?"
"I'm twenty-one."
"I thought so. I'm forty-one."
"That old?"
> You lick off the glaze that was stuck to Pike's cheek.
"I like your glaze."
Pike begins to laugh.
"Well... I like the way you feel too." Pike replies, quickly walking away before he
can be tempted again.
> You say "Just catching criminals and donuts Dave. How about you?"
The officer, David Davis, steps out of his car and stares at you blankly.
"I really don't know. Uh, I had to pull a double shift last night. Nothing else
really happened. You?"
> You say "Are you okay, David? Do you want to go talk in my office?"
"No... I want to go home and sleep."
"Do you want to go home and sleep at your apartment?"
"No, I want to go home and go to sleep in my bed."
> You say "Pike says you didn't sleep with his wife"
"What?! I didn't say that..." Jerry says.
"You didn't have to. Your face said it all."
"I did not! I wouldn't do that to my sister!"
> You say "Well my shift is over. See you tomorrow Jerry!"
You walk out of the office, leaving a very confused Jerry inside.
The next day you walk into work to find a little note on your desk with an apple
sitting in the middle.
> You say "So Pike, about yesterday, when would you want to go out?"
"I don't know, whenever is good for you."
"How about this Thursday?"
"I could probably make that."
"Alright then. See you then."
You hang up the phone.
I mark my date with Pike in my calender.
You take your lunch break to go pick up a few things for the grocery list that you
found on the fridge..
When you finish cooking, you call it a day and head home.
You watch some tv before falling asleep
...
"I can't do this anymore." You say to yourself as you pack up your stuff and head
into work early the next day.
> You say "I can't hide my feelings for Pike any longer"
You stare at the door for a minute before taking a deep breath and walking in.
"Hey Pike, I need to talk to you about something"
You see Pike looking at some papers.
> You say "I've loved you from the moment we met"
"Really?" Pike says without looking up.
"Yeah, and I'm willing to take that next step with you despite the fact that we
both work together."
Pike looks up at you.
> You say "Or the fact that you are married"
Pike shakes his head and laughs
"You're serious?"
"Very."
"Wow, I don't know what to say."
> You say "Then don't say anything. Just kiss me."
Pike takes the hint and stands up, walking towards you. He embraces you and the two
of you embrace in a passionate and rather lengthy make-out session.
Jerry from IT walks in at some point, but you don't notice. He might as well have
not been there.
After it ends, you sit back and ask him to tell you more about his married life
with Jeanette.
> You say "How does Jeanette feel about your one night stand with Pike's wife?"
"Jeanette knows. I mean, I haven't exactly told her all the details, but she knows
I've had a bit of fun."
"Oh. Well good for you."
> You say "Pike, are you gonna tell your wife about us?"
"If I'm honest with you, yes I am going to tell her about us."
"Oh. Good. Well I guess I'll see you around then."
You head back home and get back to work.
A few days pass and you see Pike a couple times during the day. He always seems
very distracted and on edge.
> You say "You know you can talk to me about anything"
"Well, I mean...(Sigh) my wife..."
Pike stops and takes a breath and looks up at you.
> You say "You're with me now Pike. She's gonna be fine on her own."
Pike smiles a bit.
"I know."
The next few days are the happiest you've been since your wife died. You spend most
of your lunch hours with Pike talking and having fun.
Your relationship with Pike keeps growing stronger and stronger until one day...
"Hey boss, you wanna go to a party tomorrow night?"
You look up from your desk to see Pike.
> You ask her why she shot you with a crossbow.
"I wanted to kill you."
"Why?"
You wait for her response, which takes a bit longer than you expect.
"Because you stole my husband."
"What?"
> You say "You know what? I don't care. Have fun in jail. I'm going to a party with
Pike."
You leave Dawn to her cell and return to the office where you begin to prepare for
your night out.
Eventually it's time to leave and you quickly head to the vehicle with your co-
workers.
> You say "You don't have to call me boss outside of work"
"It's fine, I think we all know who the boss is here."
You laugh and grab a drink, you down the whole thing in one go.
"Hey boss, you want another one?"
> You say "Pike! I thought you left Dawn for me! Are you two back together?"
You expect him to deny it, or say it's complicated, but he just opens the door and
enters the house. You immediately follow and the two of you meet in the living
room.
> You say "How could you do this to me Pike? I love you."
"I'm sorry boss, but I just couldn't fight her off."
"What do you mean?"
"She told me she loved me, and I just..."
"Got weak?"
"Yeah."
> You say "You'll have to kill them Pike. There is no other way"
"You got it boss, I'll get these guys."
You watch as Pike runs towards the group of criminals with a smile on his face.
"Time to die pigs."
Pike murders all of them all the while having a smile on his face and stating
something along the lines of "Best day ever."
You are ultimately satisfied with this as a way to kill Pike. It's definitely one
of the more fun ways to do it.
Now however you have a new problem and that's Dawn. Everyone seems to like her and
she seems to genuinely like helping people. She may very well have saved all of
their lives.
Dawn must be taken care of. She got between you and Pike, she needs to be removed.
Also, if she's nice to everyone then she'll become popular and that will just cause
problems in the future.
You decide to track her down the following night when you know she is working.
Not long after midnight, you find her sitting outside in the alley way she prefers
to sleep in.
> You say "You took Pike away from me and for that you must pay"
You pull out your gun and shoot Dawn in the back of her head. The sound of the
gunshot is followed by a spray of blood and skull fragments flying in different
directions.
You hear sirens in the distance. You can't let your fellow officers find out you
killed a woman. You speed yourself up and throw Dawn's body against a wall. A look
of pure ecstasy comes over Dawn's face as she realizes her death has come.
> You slam her head into the wall, making sure she is dead.
You punch Dawn's head against the wall over and over again until her skull cracks
and shatters into a million pieces.
You stand back to admire your work and make sure the woman is truly dead.
> You say "Let's have that road trip to Vegas we talked about"
"Alright. I'll grab my mom's car and we can go tonight."
After getting the car from your friend's mom, you drive to a hotel that you've
stayed at before.