DOLL.

Ahhh this will save me washin my feet tonight…really gets the dirt out
them

MAG. What your feet

DOLL. Nawwww, the blankets

MAG. It’s amazing where the dirt comes fae isn’t it

DOLL. Aye, i understand sheets getting dirty but no blankets

DOLL. Comes aff the men

MAG. He’s always minging when he comes hame, especially when he’s been
working with they boiler scalers, he’s all covered in rust

DOR. Johns the same, he always has a good wash tho, he goes down to the
baths twice a week

MAG. Peters a bit like that, except with him its twice a year

DOLL. Aye men are all very clatty in their persons

DOR. That’s what i want eventually, a house with a bath

MAG Nah i like the sprays better, i never have a bath, i always go the sprays

DOLL. Nawww i like my bath

MAG I think your lying in your ain dirt in a bath

DOLL. Aye but it is your ain dirt magrit, naebody elses

DOR. See in a America, they’ve all got them in the houses, but they call them
showers. Have washin machines in all

MAG. And refrigerators, telephones as well

DOR. Aye aye, Televisions tae

DOLL. My sister Jenny’s daughters husband bought wan of them

DOR. Whattttttt!!!! A television, you ever seen it

DOLL. Nawww, Jenny’s seen it, but she says its great

MAG. I know some of those big houses up in Dalmenay crescent have got
them, you can see the big things sticking out the chimneys

DOLL. Aye cost a fortune

DOR. But you’d save money, you’d never need to go oot, what kinda things do
they see on the television?

DOLL. Ahh I couldn’t tell you hen

DOR. That’s my dream, a house in the country wi a television and a bath and a
phone…a garden as well

MAG. Jheeez, your no wantin much, are you

DOR. Ill get it eventually magrit, I’ve put my name down for a house in
drumchapel.