THE LAST DAYS OF JUDAS ISCARIOT by STEPHEN ADLY GUIRGIS DRAMATISTS PLAY SERVICESATIN BARGE ate wpe EE OTE ays or DNs scanior In memory of Nicole DuFrsne (1977. ference Moris (1974 RLP 2005) 2005)"THE LAST DAYS OF JUDAS ISCARIOT wa orginal produced by LAByrinth Thextr Company (Pip Seymour Halfnan and Jha Orta, CoAriie Drezor) apd The Pubic Thexer (Mar Manus, Execute Dircion George C. Well, Produce) in New York Ci opening on Mach 2,200. Ie was dead by Philip Sour Hefman the set dan wat by Andromache Chal he contre design wa by Mini © Donne he ing dsgn was by Jay Wesdtan: th sound design was by Darton - Wes the pr {icon sage manner was Monica Moore; andthe aint sage ‘tanger ws Madscns Déchmann The cast was lows SATAN ic Bogan GLORIA, MOTHER TERESA {na Colon Zayas JUDGE, CAIAPHAS THE ELDER SAINT MATTHEW Jey DeMann LORETTA, MARY MAGDALENE SISTER GLENNA Yer Goren PONTIUS PILATE, UNCLE PINO Seephen McKinley Hendenon BAILIFR SIMON THE ZEALOT ‘Sa Inacio SIGMUND FREUD, SAINT THOMAS, SOLDIER 1 Asian Martner JESUS OF NAZARETH John Orc JUDAS ISCARIOT Sam Rockwell SAINT MONICA, SOLDIER 3 lnabth Rodrigues HENRIETTA ISCARIOT Deborah Rash BUTCH HONEYWELL Kohl Sidr EABIANA AZIZA CUNNINGHAM Calle Thome YUSEF EL-FAYOUMY al Vague MATTHIAS OF GALILEE, SAINT PETER, SOLDIER 2 Cag “mu Grane (CHARACTERS GLORIA MOTHER TERESA JUDGE CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER SAINT MATTHEW MARY MAGDALENE SISTER GLENNA PONTIUS PILATE UNCLE PINO BAILIFF SIMON THE ZEALOT SIGMUND FREUD MATTHIAS OF GALILEE SAINT THOMAS, JESUS OF NAZARETH Jupasiscarior SAINT MONICA HENRIETTA ISCARIOT BUTCH HONEYWELL FABIANA AZIZA CUNNINGHAM ‘YUSEF EL-FAYOUMYene THE LAST DAYS OF JUDAS ISCARIOT ACT ONE Prologue “DOMINE ADJUVA INCREDULITATEM MEAM" Darn, Rain, From nue, woman emerge from her pat HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. No pacnt shoud have to bury cil EG No medic sboul have co bury aon, Mother se oot mea fo acy sos eis ot in ena der of thing buted my fon an posers fd In id of Bod In emp acid sence Shere war no incr, Thre ere no mou, Fi ends al absent. His fer dead. is ses refusing vo tend, | scored I body slone, {dug hit grave lone I placed hi in 2 bole and vere him with dt and ook lone Twa ot ble fish bur Ing before sundown, atl Tn not sre if tae aed i te grudge God none of thi Ido ne cus him or bemoan my inc An cough my hee exp being only keep breskng do noc gueston why | remember he moring my aon was Born Aft war yer. The moment the midwife placed him in my fam, was nf with love beyond al mea snd underand ing I remenber holding my son, ad lacking vet amy Ow” ‘mothe an saying. "Now I dadesand why te San comes up 2 Ayan the sae come out 3 igh understand why rain fl tei Now | undensand, mother." ove my som etry dy ofis if, and 1 wil love him foo long. afer Ive sapped tithing am simple woman Lam no ght ered do pecead do not write hy opinions ar not sled. My woe ec import On hed of yh wid with Ainneboond mene and sndctanding The word els {ROUGal's in ren and thar mys rt bal Tl she word the one tac thing Tow If ny son in hl he thes 29 Bence tect if ny sm rn tee no Ga es ca ‘yg bcs aed he woman eRe eck Sb des Porte They eh) Scene 1 A.COURTROOM GLORIA. Benen even and bel — there i anther place. This place Hope” Tope load ight over eve in dowotown Parga JUDGE LIVTLEFIELD. Naw exe! GLORIA. Now Purgatory contrary to poplar bli bas plumb tng, and bodega and thy even gor 2 movi heater and le pruk thar people can wal ther dy at. Hope — well ai pt Fone th dd it definiely dont Sel god JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Nest cae, Beli GLORIA. I vk heen Hope fr ewo anda half yeas Fw got the wings Ad I would ade nodhing for these wings Py can fy with thes wing = At ight By downto eth and Tesch ny lesbo dcp. Her seen apd bs oe a picture ff me on his wall — sight in eres Staguille O'Neal ad the Inert Hue Then. go uptown othe window of my oles Tebygis ous and watch my gnc, “Lice Bi” sep. Mont ihe can sey lds babypl Ty wither et nap oc trace away stdpng ook and sick around osx er man “Winton come home te eng fom wok, ays wih a main loca hamburge fry Bayi, Winsor ove fr my Bayi all rhs face Twas wrong about him, [sway hough he was Bi. When gr bck wo Herven, el my hathand DeLayoe ll About ic DeLay dom ike fy. bu he like o her the oi, de ics bow looklike when ome home fo crt ll wind Blown .. Now Hope, t changer with the ney, but has wood aly a Gs if te la of scien. Ieee ht very Binaon earings th coun uit din, a Bibel mes, Ses om i te eo In meee day «sc fe of lage. Tod, Hope so longer plac for conception — Tt fp’ being te prefer new order ofthe day JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Wheres my damn bli BAILIF. Hee, sic JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Then all he next dam case! BAILIFE Ys iz God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Earth ver ‘us Thorn the implacable: movin to spa JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Denial ~ nat et BAILIFE God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Each versus Hency Wayne Masters JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Nope BAILIFE God and che Kingiom of Henen and Earth vert enolic Ancd — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. whl no! BAILIFE. God and the Kingdom of Hewven and Banh venus Jas arin — | JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, — jodae lait Who bring this rp CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor, my mime is Fabiana Axia Ganaingham JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. — Nove had of yu! CUNNINGHAM. Ilive in prgaor JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Wel you oul kept our leg col Moceon deni! Next ci! CUNNINGHAM. Your Hono Ihave writ sgned by Sane Brera the Gate of Hewen! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, New cat CUNNINGHAM. Bue have sw BAILIEE She hs 2 wi sie JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Excise met BAILIFE, Jue saying The ld, shes go a wits, Lean — JUDGE LITTLERIELD: — Baill Lee we up + le al 9becuse the roof us, OK? BAILIFF. O JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Good, Now when I come 1 cou Arsed as Ethel Merman a3 onepzce things thal be al you dha I want your pin BAILIFE Yen JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Nex ca BAILIFR. But wat sour the wt si? JUDGE LITTVEFIELD, What your name, Bailiff BAILIFE. Julius of Outer Mong, JUDGE LITTEEFELD. You on wore fom Pap BAILIFE Yes JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Wanna gttohesven sont? at ie thicken and mash porsos, fe the sm om our ce? BAILIFE Vary mach JUDGE. Then cll de nex dam ce BAILIFE, Ys Abolecy sie JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Good, Hae al BAILIFF. Thank you, JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, New cas! BAILIFE. like, he wee se JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Bali (ur Abher Assi ALNeser Gamal E-Faoumy ries dramatically om hi stn the conto ELFAYOUNN (Rang dromaiath) Your Honor if may JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Who speak before me! ELFAVOUMY. Kei , Yue! Akbar Ase Al Nasa Gamel El Fayouny JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Who the hllare you?! -EAYOUMY. An ators get si! Wing and able co prose ute this sham ofa cae and defend the Gat of Heme and the Kingdom of God spin thi big shenanigan ofa socalled wr gyet handime sit Look no futhe, your Honor! Vase Alar ‘ia Al Nassar Gamel EL Fyoumy i aon or justice JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, A beacon” ch EL-FAYOUMY. May lapproah you? JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, The beach, oc me ELFAYOUMY. The bench! OF cous! Yel — And itis a lorely bench! Splendid and sary ike dhe pres dere that re pon i Your Honor, I eecived ind of thi so-called “yt” sea sect ago have Ben eparing sight and day to ref the le oo 0 ININGHAM, Your Honor, let the con reflect Ive no ion w Mc. ELFujoumy here IELITIUEFIELD. (7o abuna) Speak when spoken to EAYOUMY. "Do not bai this get an, Indy! Fe prided Tier the apps of Aca the Hun when you mere nothing more Mans chesp shot of whckey on your resent grandes Be barb! GE LITTLEFIELD. Wel FAYOUMY. Forgive the ouuse Mubee urriecneto, aces practice, Me El IELEAYOUMY, A tics? A tens! ex. Aboluey! Submited Beis mon wrupulonty dcerng eppera, ontnnty rat IBLE Fg researc hs pce for lene) IBAILIFE (Couns) Sir his names ELFxyouny, JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Wha BAILIFF You called hi EL TUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Jor gimme my glase BAILIFE Voue wenn tom, se BUDGE LITTLEFIELD: (plain) My OTHER glass BAILIFE ‘Oh, Her ELFAYOUM®. Most woushipfal Lord and Master: very ny Beblem, My license {scem eo have ere in my othe scold Fath facia hl and cei JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. From hl are you ELEAVOUMY. Tenporiiy desined + problem with my Papers. JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. You sure sbour sae ELEAVOUMY, Quite sure, your Grace. Tabu the mixup fo the Americaniation of the ser le completely undemtandsle Ine of rece cent JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Youre da sight. ELFAYOUMY. Ye, your Eminence — are you, get sit JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Cunningham’ Lt me ace "wi CUNNINGHAM. Here, your Honor The jade rea the writ.) ELEAYOUMY, (nae) You have peat op Fabiana, Fee For diner, perhaps! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Canninghant This wrt is bags! Next CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor, my lent —JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Your len Juda ato! Your client {eld out the sn of Go for chistes CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor that has no beating — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Cunningham — Judas lac come ted the one unfergiable sn. Ese knows e— ELFAYOUMY, ~ Thesin of dapat JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, And then he di the world favor and hang biel ELFAYOUMY, From dhe alive banc, the oman JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Nex cae CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor, ha wrt you hold in your hand 5 signed by Saint Peer JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. 1 know Pete, and bes prone ro eos Tlie me. And he ah — ELEAYOUMY. Ras Absolut Ali plc cle the Garden (of Gethsemane ring bel, abana? When heather carme 0 Sst Js er oct ld him ot with ss — what dd ee det CUNNINGHAM. Tow wha he did ELEAYOUMY. Wil kw api eer tok ot his sword and ‘uated chopping of hee fhe suhag! Can you imagine” Jus Fedo coer am pur deca back on twas ig ns, all JUDGE LITTLERIELD. New exe CUNNINGHAM. But your Honor — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, New exe ELTAVOUMY. Come Fabian: dinner anda sensual massage — ic wil othe you— CUNNINGHAM, — Your Honoe, te Bewicudes and thea cite Chri oa the cost JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Tete my foot in your a, Cunningham’ CUNNINGHAM. Itc Hes Within evry iden — Thess Contained is contadicion ~~ Ante —and ou of ha sug {es cel — Spire Spates. your Hopod! The union of Sppostes— her inerependence and thee inevitable ah pro iting whats next" what mis be eves Gods Peet Love ‘ero Gods Rigufl Juice eqs whar, your Honor! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. ‘Our of my cou om! CUNNINGHAM. The cs foe and justice cn pode ‘nl ery and forgiven, your Hono I jut God it in bev ican flo oer way JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Now cae! CUNNINGHAM. But your Honor — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, New cue! NEXT CASE NEXT CASE QIXT CASES (The gee ang Blchowt. So voce) Cray mick Dich (in bach we Dar oes es and pros ramblng ike fancutbuate. Ligh fad) ASSISTANT STAGE MGR. (20) Alighe now pooplet — cue them tumpesand the dancing camel (Te undo pe end cml ae bend. Mat enti igh) SAINT MONICA. Thanks, buy! Hey all Welcome 9 my Peet. So this the pa ofthe sory, ere, if wat or me Bee woulda be no nae parts tothe ck cry OK? My name Fe Monca — beer known to you mere morals 1 Saint Mooi Na dang Suit asin "Beer nor don ge up in il fume your ahi up ca Tim a Sain and got mad andy eo: Bees” OG You eee drove down Snes Monies Boule? You fer ste sme sushi down the Senta Monica ir? Well dass my Berd and oy pice and das el Tun my about tat — word fo the wie, word w nowt definitely HO-ND bond Anyway, {mney bral), nye, op in heen, fora ppl don Gen hang vith mec toy farang Hitec Ac you know Meaty short? Tay “Face den bitches” cm — oa now Meh ana Nag andl wa nag, woud ever made Poste no sin, and the church would «had no Fer ofthe {Churchman Sane Augustine cu birthed the moths Bh raed him, and when e ware messi pk all he ie Bc constant, 1 aged Gon sat to save hin! I naged and fogged nagged and nage i God goto sie oF my sieht Idi sve son, and myson — Sit Angustine — he topped Bangin whores and ip’ on some wine and he became lered so Fock Teaned thi het known a one ofthe Fathers of the (Church, and you coud lock da sit up Go ahead, lok i up fighe now, lw. Dass ighe™ “Esther Up In Tae Morkahicka" ater ofthe Chae — gua plaque and every thing! Soi hadnt boca + Na, Alla Yall niga woulds boon = brat church, so, pond bach! «Anya Oem etch fy bre) lay: Ara sr of my reputation af having God et {ora mhabfilahs pray eo me — have hice allie sie fas uo chou il. Long ary sor was aed vo Took lim the eat of Ju Icrior by thi ch gypsy emper ic in Turgory named Cunningham. She warted me 0 do some ng nto God o da bland, quite kl, war imps by‘er nagging bien — cs that bich nage mya dyad ig for oy dy Bur dont ag for tay sec tty don nig foro modalackah 1 dont hoor de chek ot Ju for my own sl dnd oe ‘uaz. To adic) He ood ok raed he alin thin Hedda seem to ere and Tn toe ik problem cspresing mys gure he was kit on (lo des) Yo Jal Jaa! Yo you deat choi Jada, yl. (To aioe) I snack te bch seer (Moni ip, ick shes) Yo Helen Kee oon op Be foot —Itnow you could er me» (To aude thes Lo a snppi! on is as: (7 ude) os udan you go henge Ee ‘hy peso iver maha Yo jes oa ey ey fo that bie? — hy pices a er Yo foe ak Po, £9 hung” up Con, shang out. Cimon, Bich oon ore imi" You wanes alive? Cingn melas bat sate anna goto the “lve Gare” raurnt Day pe oe le co ther. Absgh Be come on Juan wi imc 0 down to he bar and hemay same metahchan ‘Whadds sy know you ie terayng Whassup, ro unt tke noo t bay today! Ahsan modahiakeh, Sea a ‘hang Get i Hang! Gee Bo you gee Wasnt Hang How bout ome supper! You san sm ee ahucla! Cinon, one la sper, whaddpe ay ein could breakin, So lat dws ret olin, kc me Jaa ear for the dae (5 sue) Then onthe th hid dy, supa happend, Whe Ieee tet chord saw sump’ anepeced:Taaw tse ea nn Jada Jat oe, When te tear hit che ran ase yt lke rab lke ino his es ike thc ones bef el ‘944) He cous ook sme, Ore looked rman fea {lL His yr was emp Healy breathed Hee esa {esse of former human bang. And I dence anca hon Ferbing immobiiing owerucining seine fis ale through hi like rier hat had ne yp and died ane crn lve thee no more, Afra whl I dda kaow was oa s01 sought jas hal him in my amu for lev ners ee im up before (Monica rade ada aera Bae) ‘i i yam fr fou day Om tet day emcee Jesh aid that God ba he gpa love otc ae a es ‘wrt — ad das was the art ete had ever One “ | Je ear, Kewas etroloned Js dropped another sng Sooo cp! ine etc ipa He wend es fa pagan I had sen enough. I wok off ay Been ad chem for him she could smell something eat aye bc nl pnw oh at fel wae them Then | wen ack ome and gx on he i Gos! dry, Some polls eet ye reoccur macs Sat Moni te SF aoe Angie one of the Fates of the Church ad wha My ges resus (A gee amp, BELITTUEFIELD. New exe BFR, “Gin sd the Kingdom of Hewen and Each versus air es JDGELITTLEFIELD. Bik ARIF Segre edb Gi D BINT MONICA. "Signed sale ler, motabfuckah! Poe tee “fain “Cunningham, So wher the re bir on fehl,Canninghan? CUNNINGHAM, My mother was Romanian Gypsy who s tein Vinegar lin Harem i he 1960 JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. And your babe? CUNNINGHAM. All path pret JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Gor more thn his pl red, dd he? ‘light chen, Canning think ony fa his uncuero tell you something about mye hinge hae may, perhaps nspice Jos tke your fe misom caewhee For example, {song Unlike eapinss pada EL-FAYOUME (Rng) Tapioca, the worst I spt on it JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Stddown! (To Cuming) Buc even nore han Taplct, Cunningham, | dike the following: des Eorneys fle, alr im ene and das eo thing ote hans cutonary ee Now that 2 problem for you CUNINGHAM. No. JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. You ee met God, Cunningham? CUNNINGHAM I don know ha Ble in Ge JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Youve js handed me awe sgnd by hrm and, ye, you dont now i you Ble? CUNNINGHAM. Conse, JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Wel, wha if God appented to you, ‘Ginningha? Just ne dys boom! God: white beard, lowing ake the her amb, CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. What you were to go home ong Gutningham, and Jess Chit ine were to gree you a 900" thor with don Key Kreme ands que of sl i and Cunningham, Fabian. Kye. elm ha thing tat youve avs ered more than dodbed” — what woul yu da? CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor — JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, "And what if you le bien in Gaoningham, and you st down with The Mas feast say che timed And you cold touch him and isp him and nero {chm all you mane ad have him do mics and eal you th ‘Ecctsory of your and you ended up convinced — convince Cnningham wiping vay teas of oy and rele on your ving foom couch he proved 10 you, Cansingham, would you Thee then CUNNINGHAM. IFhe proved ig supose I woul hve ro. JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Afr only ce minute SUNNINGHAM. But that would nove happen — TE LITLEFIELD Canning, youre tecnica it prem ofa cackpor ey and defo mi — ye ou itll mc us wold fare you om your kes in thre mints FEONNINGHAM So! IDGE LITTLEFIELD. So consider this your end Juda? He eu for the ye Thi soc ha Coingham, Thee Sporn se frie with the bx fad ys cer ad then be hoe Ban ince tack fora pck of Kost THink what ha ys sout Bcc carcc eth man, Now go horn andr ta io seer aot tion ia atone Net cat EAYOUMA Pre gn! Tam erect CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor thi pesin signe by God? JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Neh bux gnc by your cen, KCONNINGHAM. My cen catnip of ging, JUDGE LITTLEBELD. es case thon do ouknow Be was an appeal in he fit ple? CUNNINGHAM. Who woul: want ppd teal dana JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Someone wh ws svae fis own sl Pale ers ofthe caps tobe ld by grace.» Someone epi emer forprentn cen inthe feof he er fi ace Or maybe he donk bother si cs e knows he dont sere ic ICUNNINGHAM. Your Honor the only pen who med oe site one who dost deve IDGE LITTLEFIELD. "Then ee fim CUNNINGHAM. Tin sing oe i! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Our ofmy cowroom, sie and may have Kad have meron yur bad roan tl Now gt tet back peo, worn Sop our ne rang snd ger hame—ae ek ns een ing de aia fg athe god Lord ar hough at ort Gun AMt eon a ou scien bce” JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Ball Remoe his worm! CUNNINGHAM. You lie here wih us — you know no more hou Goss aw han anyone ce inthis cour JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. My paper ae pending — Til be up there any day nove CUNNINGHAM. Your papers have ben pending since 1864,your Honor tha 140 year JUDGELIFTLERIELD. — 1 hea nimaion atthe end of that satement, Cuninghan, sagt you dont make i ‘CUNNINGHAM. Nor an isinuston your Honor but 2 qus tio: If he “wth realy does rut fe hen, what i i pout Hono: dha is progresiey pectin your pace respond to the eal ofthat vl Bost 10 yen gg fo ne tar oe a Iv ot clon, but aes ad faery fm ee a JUDGELIFTLERIELD. Whar the el dcr “Juda lane odo with my wut Cunningham I dda hang mull om some ive branch = ne CUNNINGHAM. Noc om n arte Gow in 1868. Altoona, And the ee hele Your Honor, have to wonder it your hon ane? il be, when you are someday add how dirt you ar now fom that day when you de An wach pane) JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. "Tomowow moming Nin At. Ta work far you? CUNNINGHAM. Ie does, JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. bulif) Pavinehe BAILIFR. Doce JUDGELITTLEFTELD, Jor wrt down! BAILIFE Um. (The bili uke ot «pn and rile nf on ‘shard JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Anything ele, Fabiana Aci Gasniaghamt CUNNINGHAM. No, your H JUDGE LITTEERIELD,” Nx ft ca! ELFAYOUMY. aa not, your Grce I shall ay this Glen oman athe crocodile slays the on epged newt! JUDGE LITTLEFIELD.” NEXT CBE NEXT CASE NEXT CASE NEXT CASEM (The uel bang. Gori and Loe, ring {bpd gum appear) GLORIA. er acl known bout Jada cariot — Ot thsi fellow ary member Loe On erty se cen 0 LE Suppor LOREFTA. Hi Het GLORIA. Have they figured ou whether ou omit pi! yet? LORETTA, Noc eal “Any day ow te cy. (br ker GLORIA (Compinorial) Sy, Loreta—you smoke cig alive branch, bu on a baeflt tI och BORETTA. Wet noc unconscious ona respirator IGLORIA. Yeah bur you gt one fr me? IEORETTA. Maybe in my cach, Oh. He, (Leet predic GLOW. alighe (Ob snap — Newport Ob, you my gi now! You ge LORETTA. (Pndaing« (Dismal) Mmme-hamn. (She igh ber cig ee, nha. Toadies} So anyway aovt Juda ot GLORIA. — lighe) Ie NASCAR igh, ‘hat he war chosen to bean apo he berayed ess, and then he bung hisle Nota lotro goon — epesly Pres w= LORETTA. You know had an uncle — can sy thie IGLORIA Go ahesd. Lat udu te ane) TORETIA, ‘When | mar ade git my drusk Unde Pin, he ike wo go around sping iG. "I bale, Bocas Hi bud! I is cern UNCLE P Breau ic GLORIA ‘Wha di he man by hat LORETTA. No ce BUTCH GLORIA ler ome HONEYWELL Bue chink — (Batch one enter) Tadic ec, audience Oh wit — ol pl (ler nap hrf ily and bah Butch and Lore freee me) New thats Burch Honeywell: and unlike Lorena, he define ded “And als nlite Lora. he ot no rel ines in Sdn ha out (Gis nap bringer again and Butch nd Lara‘ So Batch, did we mie nyhing in thse! BUTCH HONEYWELL ‘Ob, ja some rap bout the eel sda of man: How we refine wo jusapoe she ace othe fla, and some oder omic aout puridons an oto on which expec the ration Leneen an exiting co tive spt and eral rath — you know bul Listen hey Passed out the lunch menus ~ ordered you gu the Corn ab fal ein LORETTA Fite: smerme! Thanks, Butch BUTCH F HONEYWELL Right this wap. ais. (The gavel bang.) JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Nex wines! ELFAVOUMY. Grea magificn si The prociion now cls Henri sara, other oJ lection the sa BALI ENR! TAISCARIOT Henri ro.ELEAYOUMY, Ye... Good day Mi aioe. HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. Good dry ELFAYOUMY. Ye. Well I cast help but ntce, Ms Iba that you a2 sry wel bulk woman "weal te HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. Un, all the Leas ate barom, i ‘hack what you mean? ELFAYOUMY. My meoning eit Now then can you cl Jas Wait asa inf wo prone to eal more han hs at share of milk our dele apor dened bono HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. Tent al es No ELFAYOUMY. Very wo but cn you rca» ake you back to he year ght You wee sng parent ang many co den, Jus being ou ler and the man ofthe fay. You see hi oe fishing to get food foc you and his poor sang ise Whar happened nest HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. (1o fudge Lieefeld) Do U have 1 JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Jus ll she eth mam HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. Wall Jus dd come bome Wi vry le. Iwate bythe fie. vas word, he was aie Tot encerned that maybe the Roman ha dene hi shop ELFAYOUMY. A shoplie! So please the court HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. Bur hn he came home. dat er 1 1 on flee He igh) JUDAS” Hi Mommy HENRIETTA ISCARIOT, Jud! Iwas 0 wore JUDAS. Look what I got, Mommy? A spinning top? HENRIETTAISCARIOT Jada dd you cca Fi? Yours ‘es ar weeping with hunger ELFAYOUMY. Weeping our ge sit Weeping and wailing! JUDAS. Tcaughetve nk Monty! FHENRIETTAISCARIOT. Br where are they JUDAS. Tro them inthe mit and bought hi spinning Look how ican moma x ane HENRIETTATSCARIOT. Js eave, Tam shamed of ou! JUDAS. Bat Mommy — HENRIETTA SCARIOT. — Sofi fo ou willcome eo? ELIAYOUMT. “Sly owl ae m oped ed ae - v7 IRIETTA ISCARIOT He was only ight SPAYOUMY. Eight ao o ae Nothing farther, ret sie PGE LITTLEFIELD. C SEAVOUMY. No, thank you. PGE LITTLEFIELD, ININGHAM, Ma, lean what happened the nex day? ‘Wl he a om oe ae read | searched for him all ay. Lae ithe afernoo, t red the Glowing (Matha of Gli, ad ting by aa wh pinning palo) INRIEVIA ISCARIOT ATTHIAS OF GALILEE QUDAS. 1: DMATTTIAS OF GALILEE Hi Mee i Matthias of Galile. (Marthias 6 MATTHIAS OF GALILEE Gale JUDAS. Hey, oc a ids: Why dont you go hme and get your pinning top an then, when you gerbe wih your spinning tp, Pre can ploy bale ofthe sping ope? MATIBIAS OF GALILEE JUDAS. Oh, MATTIAS OF GALILEE Blends x one exces me JUDAS. Yo thas rough MATTHIAS OF GALILEE 5 donc poe no spinning JUDAS. You shold ak yo MATTHIAS OF GALILEE JUDAS. Ack your day hi MATTHIAS OF GALILEE JUDAS. ‘Wow MATTHIAS OF GALILEE JUDAS. No. Hey man MATTHIAS OF GALILEE Pour v pining ep ou JUDAS. You You wan MATTHIAS OF GALILEE T dot pea pining top. Tse tor have on 00 1 wish Thad 2 spinning top, al ny Ah dy toy el ne nypane? it mommy buy you oe [dot goa moma Tor dad buch very stern He don belie in sping spss cat never et ne ou pel hk Im seypane too. I je vey hard og through ie io (Bes) For eel? JUDAS. Tere. (Maia inthe spinning op, his mood immed sly proves) MATTHIAS OF GALILEE ‘Won! Nebo in Gales’ 2 capiing rp lk this — this wicked ool spinning top Jd JUDAS. I picked eos mye ‘ a MATTHIAS OF GALILEE Boy oh boy, you her must a lore yout buy yu uh anon dope spining op si JUDAS. My fers deat MATTHIAS OF GALITEE. Whaat» JUDAS. The Romans Kt i MATTHIAS OF GALILEE they tok all our goat Lae month and now we donk Be the butcher and ak for bones for my dog but n ad che butcher knows T dot have to. but he give me he ecu he aes iy oo me and then give thea my the mak Soup fru with he bones ae we eat tad aly bd nd my gandmoms ps my fics pe wud a wy evehings mes up and cat he nig sr nothing, Uo aa JUDAS. Wha MATTHIAS OF GALILEE. tea go home now: Ihave to be home before si My fathers very er JUDAS. Ob, Olay. MATTHIAS OF GALILEE. ‘Thank you fr eng me play wich our spinning op, Jas Maybe someday my dal ese ter os and eg pig op an hn ce ak ‘and wf cu that we fo aeons HENRIETTA ISCARIOT. The sd boy are wo lve, thn — JUDAS. Wait here Seay MATTHIAS OF GALILEE. Wiae JUDAS. You can hae it MATTHIAS OF GALILEE, I can have your spinning top?! JUDAS. Yeah MATTHIAS OF JUDAS. Ye, MATTHIAS OF GALILEE. Won-ce Zonet! Dag! Thankyou, Jas. (bias Rss ado tech ea) HENRIETTATSCARIOT. When peopic ak me who my son ws Tel chm tae none nen a CUNNINGHAM, Thank you, Ms, eatoe The witness is and cvs around her neck. She cant hear hardly at all...) EB aching oy Hl,BAILIFE, Mitam, put ce on, min? MOTHER TERESA What (Te bli pur the erpboe n det had), Ts yon ge EL-FAYOUMY. Yes. Helo Motice Tex Can you hear me now? MOTHER TERESA. Yen (3-Pwumy spss ach ofr) ELEAVOUMY. (ich fer) How doar an MOIMER TERESA eta mn min ga EEtaYOUMN How abou that MOTHER TERESA,» You aking m,n EL-EAVOUMY. Yr Yo. wa thing MOTHER TERESA. Pf) Ba Sr. EL-EAVOUMY. (Pling bec Very ball A scandal Yo Tow (E-yuny and Meier Te i) CUNNINGHAM. Your Honor i proecton is hrough ing wih bebe i veg oe Sl poops gt JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, "BLEsyoumy, comact ha ben ea Ted — les ge om with now sal we? ELTAYOUMY. Widout hirer hei =e the dT was imply enamored to bein er bee pres Faget ba gent —— esa yong boy lel don eel and ny mothers nightgown and sak the back see of Cao Keoking fo ding thins comand save ex (Etfieny he Som line ontioa Te Mote Ti) Mabe! Ive you aly You te he aa You ae he igh JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, "Detwe ned vo ake a momen he Couns ELEAYOUMY, (Debbin his ye Yes. Yes your HonotFethps JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Fivemiawe rece! Adjourned. (Gel fax pet op abe c ane SINT PETER. My nme eee They goca basics named afer tein Rome, wie roi. back ihe day. fy een aid th wR my seme han iy Fay ‘wih my si Teen had «sanding re on my Baking bot chat was sic enforced, Tak about Rome, and your st can ein Sm lone had wo ve hse Kinds ulead down song ty young brother Drew and hs fends they Hed o ase ‘hire elt abow oreehowing Rome andthe coming oft Meni ined focusing onthe ak achand —and Tawa be Tk, “Look flay une Jour mest ons come down igh mow te bop ts each some fh hen, yA ped shut he bck op toa put our andded focus on thee an nes" Then one Drew it tara up fr work then he come run’ up tome at hares th end a the ay when im bgt the bon in Tika bowe “This sous, bo ek the Mesa, Fan fin peimore Tus gone fl hi And his ous who te Teds mesiah abou at mach ar scmblestllein nas fede on up tome and says, “Catch ay fh olay? And Us No dd oct any fk today” and he says, Take he Boe Teck ou wth Sex ar you gona catch some fa" ST wok ous out wth me — ncaing to tow his xs oeoard — bt Mi hcsys “Casey cde and deep." 1 iad then fra AT cans) sim arn preston commer fisher Man No one knw she Ses and ties beer than me: There Art moh our here but that because ume ou they [iran my ne And then fru ai Pell ne nd wl make Jou fae af men” And wha dda kow then was tht 1 Mould never se thee ein. SRINT'MATTHEW My name i Macho a Jewish acl Teor forthe Empire. My ob wa otal the fon! out of you trot and ce ped oo Rome. Roman ex was extant Sad noe nepal yu had six geek dee, you bad» Ack of hep ok ype yu ha only one sep, ut thar cee inal yo had no hcp ok child — yur cid ‘SFond Wad hm o be dic dey ce your debe he Erperor Thr nes made-up sry. This history. This i ft ‘Were congured aan snd wat toro my people Tat jor sealing foes Jor. According o our lw, Iwas sine and cor Iwas unclean ~ wnt be ped upon. Tat who Iwas SAINT PETER Thad your ato ook at SRINT MATTHEW. And lokel a you, Pez a2 dumb go SRINT PETER, And [Joke at you Mace: a something ayn micdcompasy SAINT MATTHEW Ts a scunbog SAINT PETER. Tie de SAINT MATTHEW. Iwasa scumbag, and was pis the lw entat nth ee fun bok nein yo Tal ‘Ex Hooked meln ay eycand bei, “Falow me” And before 2sELFAYOUMY. No god indeed. Mother, you af + svithing dg and | hak you for your astute and eapertesimony JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. ‘Cr? CUNNINGHAM. Meter Tes, upon reciting your Nobel Prine, did you say vo the word, quote “The bigger abst bal peace i he word ada i shoton™™” MOTHER TERESA Jen Id that CUNNINGHAM. Do you scully bleve chat? MOTHER TERESA. Jew do. (CUNNINGHAM. "You accepted lange cash donations fom the Durer Eau in Ha cones MOTHER TERESA. Yo CUNNINGHAM, Duval ring itr who murda Srl fom his people? MOTHER TERESA. He ve. I ook ‘CUNNINGHAM. filod money? MOTHER TERESA, No, Cahiers check, CUNNINGHAM. ‘ou sto took money fom Chats Keating, ‘he singe anda sam ars who bed American cite bilion of dalla MOTHER TERESA. For the poor I took. You got ive dll Take fom you too CUNNINGHAM You opposd che Vatican Trees, which Among eke things, cil for along onedaeofcal condom ‘om of antismition a irae othe death of Chis Di you ‘oppose Vita Il, Mother Terese? MOTHER TERESA. Yo, (CUNNINGHAM. You blanc the was ofthe world on abortion, took blood moaey frm mandrr aod ewes, and opposed ak ing tance agains anSemiir. Tm having cole derstand ing why wets suppored wo consider you an expert on anything hy ing to do with he spr. MOTHER TERESA Ob, jest CUNNINGHAM. Ye, MOTHER TERESA. Than maybe you beter figure (CUNNINGHAM. I had two shordons Mothe Tress, what do You think about ha? MOTHER TERESA. 1 wil pry for you and your cin CUNNINGHAM. I dont have ay diem MOTHER TERESA, Not anymore, and da tribe, (CUNNINGHAM. Mother Tres if abortion is cil, then he cme Im nt bel? DMOTTIER TERESA. I dont know Did anybody ell you you ICUNNINGHAM. Matte nice to hav al he rowers IMOTHER TERESA. Ms be hard o hae oni gucstons ICUNNINGHAM. I can ie wit my quis Mother Tees, But ¥ you can ie with ho anewer he with all de pect Fd ey your par nxn even withthe ins bt with che es oF the dinar living inthe Stone Age. Nodhing fare (E-Fyouy fee enphancaly) ELEATOUM. Mother Tere — I wonde iu on teig js (Turning Cuming) vb he al Dose Cosel thnk he oan ie ht MOTHER TERESA. ct OK, by. Everybody wanna sy some thing — ELTAVOUMY, — Yer MOTHERTERESA.— Nooly wns tien ning ELFAYOUMY. This is cores, Mosc. Andon tht well suck foe, Mote, x ur now go back and adres sore ofthe xe feet — MOTHER TERESA. Igo oom ELSEAYOUMNY. Bor Tin oe fed MOTHER TERESA. To now ELFAYOUMY. Oh Ae you wish, Mother. (Tojo) And I think we should all ene in our memes — (Meier Tea takes of or erp) MOTHER TERESA. Boy. ELFAYOUMY. Yer, Mathe? MOTHER TERESA, Maybe by, you giv this earphone device to Gl Like thi maybe gil gonna re smething make her head oni hur no more - CUNNINGHAM. Theres nothing wrong with my head JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Cunningham, sand down! MOTHER TERESA. Nie boy "Handsome boy (And sme endl swe se Meter Tie ible off Gel eng) CUNNINGHAM, Defense call Simon the Zealot the sand, JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Name SIMON THE ZEALOT. Simon the Zeal ‘CUNNINGHAM. You wer onc he weve ponds, Sion — SIMON THE ZEALOT. Yes‘nuthin, but, yeah, he was pretty much a zealoe if you ax m 7 GUNRINGHAN Zell be aged devi lent oppression of the Roman occupation, correct? a — absolutely we wanted their pagan asses to hit the cusb running promoting a strict adherence to the Mosaic Law. : Sheena a acc SIMON THE ZEALOT. Where you from, ae ee ‘ated them to death. That's what it was like. x "With the Romans He was bit of Throw them out, Thats what the BB [CUNNINGHAM Bute dds do ha did he SIMON THE ZEALOT. Nab CUNNINGHAM, An yet he was capable fi wasn he? You fam him perfor mirc peopl om the dent SIMON THE ZEALOT. Ir wse abe of conundrum, ye, CUNNINGHAM, Were you st the dsutance tthe Temple? SIMON THE ZEALOT. Ya CUNNINGHAM, Whar dil you shin abou sha SIMON THE ZEALOT. Yeading Ioved i Jus oo, We ll Ah. We thought iwar ony know? CUNNINGHAM. "On" meaning SIMON THE ZEALOT. The ginning ofthe evaution ‘CUNNINGHAM. Burie was was it SIMON THE ZEALOT. Nah CUNNINGHAM What happened ar th ot he Temple SIMON THE ZEALOT. Jerse had sal reread howe, ‘hens he wa like: Tin ging co dc soon, a0 es js cil CUNNINGHAM, Martha ben ey disapointing SIMON THE ZEALOT Iwas coufsing 1 mean, whacked out Biman. One minute Jeu is Being nies down — and Tis taling sand whip eur war whipping as krack ot et series pon ar down he temple tbe next mint; hell fase Ad we wet ail ke," inves thee ein chi Td now hes pons ju ay down” Tedd seem o make no ses. CUNNINGHAM Simons Why do you think Judas Tscrin turned Jenin othe ators SIMON THE ZEALOT. Tema hnk Judas was eying hw eur int the depend ofthe pool — make him wi CCUNRINGTIAM Judas war eng Jeu? SIMON THE ZEALOT. Now esting cut well knew Jes had Imad ls ope he et. CUNNINGHAM. Whar then SIMON THE ZEALOT. Line, 1 knew Jods prey good. We tes prey gh on account of yx know or pais and whatnot WT bale i ths Jada ko thar he Romans gbbed op Jeu ha Jos woul vet CUNNINGHAM Meaning? SIMON THE ZEALOT. Meaning sc Get itn and sarc Kicking Slide He war suppose n Emancpron war our bir. Tate ‘Shah Mast rte fo {ike peony dha Juda id SEEN fap Jes reales deiny and all is mison(CUNNINGHAM. Juda ied to help Jens? SIMON THE ZEALOT I elie Ys, CUNNINGHAM Thank you. (ELFeoumy rs) ELEAYOUMY, Sofas nara helper’ SIMON THE ZEAL0T. Yoh ELFAYOUMY, Ju. thee ond ae helping han, yoo SIMON THE 224101: Yoh ELFAVOUMY Ye. i shink you are cmc, azo one ecu oe me know taf my ba ind weal ne ou ee Bex me fr al fare Cain me 0 be Bane, wiped pugs and mangle nd then sang up and to bake by Scher Jadean st raembled scp betel fant Sinica yesh pape adn uh woud Realy cha jun whats bpp — oye, Tio mere to and him ae ankeyou ma" Simon ie Zed eth ary fdas as your cn. Jo SIMONTHEZEALOT Yah ELFAYOUMY. You sought the same way, yes? SIMON THE ZEALOT. teh ELFAYOUMY. Shared the ame opinions. SIMON THE ZEALOT. Yosh ELFAYOUMY. Had te ame bel SIMON THE ZBAL01. Yeh, EL-FAYOUMY. Wie the time hing. SIMON THE Z2AL0T. Ye EL-FAYOUMA. Weed dem desperate SIMON'THE ZEALOT. Yeh EL-FAYOUMY. Then why reso di you nt do ke das i Ifyou believed wht you bevel sc hong what you though vy cal dd you not join Judo tun Jons i on your on? Gan you expan me ti SIMON THE ZEALOT, 1 dont know ELFAYOUMY. (Re Sinn) Prowcng 2 fiend — that is Adninble nde. Zale, Js nee sid hie ison a Mesish on cath wa rch the Romana ide SIMON-THE ZEALOT. Nor eaciy. no ELFAYOUMY, You wantl it 1 be the mision, you cen ‘hough wath mision, but it was vey the mation, war SIMON'THE ZEALOT. I ges nx EL-FAVOUMY. How is Slo oe th yu cameo undead thc vilence wast prt of ons mason, Bt ud ne = SIMON THE ZEALOT. Nah, He never did ss 2ELFAYOUMY, Mos reverent see — wth your magi per mision — Poseeton now conjures Satan Pines of Buia the sand (Sata ner, nes smal rg) JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Nanet SATAN, (7s Fabien) Fbins Area Cunningham sigh? JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Low SATAN, Ten keeping ight on fry, Cunningham. JUDGE LITTLERIELD, Cr now Lowy doe you tk Your sea and we can pes SATAN, You never dings rane do you? JUDGE LITTTERIELD suppose 1 dot SATAN. Tt hat about yous Now hows Wien ding? And the gil JUDGE EITTLEFIELD. 1 woud now. Now pak your caboose ‘nth chy you woul lee! SKTAN. "Tm sry OF cone. (o ELFioumg) Fr amy. (To Jude) My apo, Pre (Bi nen} JUBGELTETLEPIELD. Balt BAILIFE Twas ping che clr sit JUDGELITTLEFIELD. Lesh ces ELFaoumy — proce EL-FAYOUMN. Ah, Yes Uns Yors U How ar you toy Sacre e SATAN. Wl. Log night, bu uh, nore ELFAYOUMY. pin ping with th dene and debauched? SATAN. Oh God doc es® EL-FAYOUNY Ob No no noc aca. SATAN, Tiel yu-—1 oul bey me i chough my double ‘cin pistes shit morning — ik wernt forthe food fees Td bea in wih cand» pm ELFAYOUMY. Ys Wel you lok very good. Sincerely. Realy Saran, ou have an exelent piu SATAN” Ob Thank you So de you EL-FAYOUNA Oh Thank you fo. Ye make execs Arye.» No horns and al ody Prine of Bit SATAN. No ELPAYOUMY. At the dey dear, Ippo, SATAN. Yex ute ELFAYOUMY. Yes. I mas sy Climer ofthe Damned, your candor i gue refeing SATAN Ast your ELFAYOUMY. Oh .. Thankyou Yr 4 (Ob Your aces, Sac, reali is mare SATAN. You ke? EL-FAYOUMY, Beauty Amani? SATAN, Gu ELFAVOUMY. “Gucci” Yo. Beane Ver Yer. So. and at tower, ory we Gc cot RATAN, oh ELTAVOUMY. They have lovely sheen .. Anyway. Let bein then, all we SATAN. tam a your service ELEAYOUMY. apres thet SATAN, And I appecn our spinon, ELPAVOUMY. Pedlen’™ Sor Duk Onell me: Did you tr hve ny sven with Jus eat por ohn foro Jour Cin SKIANC No, id oo ELEAVOUNA Sur shoe dh SATAN. Qute sre en EL-PAVOUMY. New “one no hina helo Srn Laks Gap pu SHIN No ELEAVOUNY And agin, you ae more oles oft SATAN. Any malt age Shel if ad need Jae Taree me he moulds lem conser "pesence i Jor now wharf can ECEAVOUMY. Yo you and Jinmy Wood — Ive hed the tumor S then would be le oy ta del it male Fiend SATAN. Abney — Usto, of cone, shee ome ther der funni and hat [don know swe ELEAYOUMY. Nery fanny Rei yo a qt caming San Bare be quite dea You tid nothing, Sn, noting to yd tai orig ot Jo Nh Pai of Peace Conece| SKEAN, Conc ELERVOUMY. Nox ve ny age? SATAN, Honesty, he dit requte nang. Ja wa pe ithappen Ie tht sometimes, ELEAYOUMY, A-gimme” yeu A bad sed SATAN. Ye ELFAYOUMY, Ye. Well then, how out afer he did the deadly oi ss. tresea Di you spa wth the Svio eye then? SEAN Tp hn eh ELEROURN. Cathars SATAN. Nova problem appeared o Mc leat Babs Tar and Gail shoriy sre sgn que Twas cael town fay named Al at Hate, hhc nae aed ‘When emounred Me ben, be speed we hve shea taken fa avg ofthe Happy Haut Gnd Sons 9g sen, Saan ec i) Oks cl fend How we eae JUDAS, tow am 1 his cig?" — What ar ou fk ‘maitre d', man? x & ar SATAN. im Cemenine. Clienine of Cppadacia JUDAS. ah why dot yu gs home ad ack your mah & Cape dauchen sp SATAN “Doct! ~ Capedoe sha JUDAS. What SATAN. Kr epe desk JUDAS, lm to smeting— Cap ocho — ook ie somone who pers ng fc pt maou ‘where the fk youte fiom © Joie a SATAN" nvr JUDAS. Sony dont ans Take lhe “syn che wel pee one ontop oft ces kno war ou oe Copp duchc You pc pl fc maa wat fos Pri SXTAN Yous JUDAS. You sudo ome tue SATAN. Noo TUDAS. Tengo fk our maths andere meth fake! SATAN. [wil Thank for he ace, JUDAS. Hoy Whee you tag SATAN. Wc ke you pred oe alone JUDAS. Wy wold pee tn! What oeying ok ike ‘some kinda Lone Wolf Like a fuckin’ piranha, bro? SATAN” Do you mean Pa? SODAS. mca war meta: Whadya— ned ight rome ‘hing SATAN, On. Tanks JUDAS: hei gee SATAN. Vay nice JUDAS. I bough ity man, Expensive shit, but —I git ike th SHTAN. can se youte «min of wah ad absance | adi he JUDAS. “West and stance” — SATAN, .. Clementine. Clemensne of Cappadocia JUDAS: Giemenine ch bk tat gis name ISKTAN. Nocin Capac JUDAS. Wel, she ro — you se you ait nan? BREAN. Pye ys JUDAS. Tn Joa ads arioe — may you hed of me? SATAN. Naks man — Tin fom ota owe JUDAS. You neve hex of me? SATAN. Nope JUDAS. You don gc around much, do ya Clementine? So wher Aours you fom, an — Ege SATAN” Coppaioca. JUDAS. Thain Ep hough, ihe SATAN. No Cappadocia tn Cappadocia JUDSS, 1 ig your pre nan nl the Spine? (To br tend) Barer Het Moe of he Mest wine for my ‘abn fend Ad sone dates nd ig oo (To Seen) You stoke pte Can? SIAN. Clem. JUDAS. Ardsome opium, barendet— the good sul SKTAN. You com is man on 3 miso. JUDAS. Tene ts ge oa pupe show day, man SKTAN, Ys How wari JUDAS, Fackin suche Pape rebut ya know? SATAN. fn pics, vbr rt : JUDAS: Walfou people gu the go de over there — that Phareb, bes sar un, Yeah, mans Hey, Cammy — Chee! SATAN. Cheen! JUDAS. Ye Whoa! Hey man, cas nicest, what you pay fori SIAN. To pcos of JUDAS, Te pee of aver HAW TI ie you ve: Her ya go Pichi ye JOURS, Cie aan pri ie och shi, ete badJUDAS. Yo, I dig this shirt, whar is it? Silk? er fen «neice | ha something nce Tat aly aoe (eae) Hey man ld you someting corny wea ed ‘thar I was, like, a dick? * “! a SATAN. Why? aaenanas — nothing serious, = JUDAS, Yeah? a shih yt king ea gh ene bears You wanna play che late sing Mary Chapin Carpenter eat nations on weekends ... But hey, 1 wouldn't wor md SATAN. God understands peau SATAN. Cimon, you rally think we have a choice? JUDAS. Well, don't we? aes SATAN,‘ Bmp by ut gig ity mon my pa 38 icp ou ther, cat sch his lls fra pli! ou is ees? Tube And what abourwhatisfie fom the old days — Job? Dori you think if Jos had » chic he would been Hk, "Olay God, enough I ge the Focking pine JUDAS Yea, bu Job di ny hae SKTAN. Yes he dit And wh happened nex, Jud? God hep Fah on fcking with him unt Job made te only choice avalable ich was to qu keep hi willy ass checks spread wider than the Red Sex il Gad goed of dling him fr ol JUDAS. Ugues Burn Ab never mid SATAN, What JUDAS. Nov important. SATAN. Cimon JUDAS, Okay, Wal, sy, what i someone wee to besa ample the Mesh SATAN. You mein the Mesh, Mesh? JUDAS. Yeah Say some ot had 9 coi bray dhe Msi ‘rot bray him nd he chose oay hit ShEAN. Gus coltsy Whadda you sik? JUDAS. Tsay the guy iced. igh SATAN, Tiel could JUDAS. Cimon Cams, Tn js asi SATAN. Well sine you aad 1 gues TY say ha if his guy JUDAS. Car isis some hypothoresa gay bere — SATAN, Right. Tsay tari his dows were talking abou Taye she Mesh, that, probably, “Ur sou ben bee for ther man fhe hd ner ben bor” JUDAS. Never been born SATAN, Hey — you ated JUDAS. ‘Thark hea, man, Thats a Racks heay ip man, Chas SATAN, Im hissy — ow ou ou? SODAS. Thats fakin realy hese SATAN. Lets have another ound et, Pope Tw Bars of wine Anda hooker men (To ude) You lay man? JUDAS Clams, man jus razed dat [havent been laid in te years, br. Cany ble har — gy ike me? SATAN. Tine yar JUDAS, T waned my pie, min, And shen Iwate my prime ter my prime SATAN "Wel sink yout pols faced ong, boJUDAS. Yinka SATAN, Yh ey re JUDAS: Iwao Ne i dik, Tonight ‘drink this fuckin’ bar! ieee SATAN. Hy: ua len ak you smching Wh i hi ‘of Nazareth guy Tve been hearing about? clases JUDAS Joan of Naa SATAN. Yah ed some kinds mec, TUDAS: Som Kind mete SATAN, Ya tr es JUDAS Ae ak ta empha L-EAVOUM. “FUCK THAT GUY. MES A AITCHI™® Honor! Noshing further! iene cca: JUDGE NTFRLERELD. Cue CUNNINGHAM. «Kou th dine JUDGE LITE. toy ed bun SATAN, now te i. Te get JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Mea alt Flcen minute ELEAVOUMT Fans, fran (Cal ang Gnu 0 Judas lair. Jesus is there with bis bucket, alone) ie san — he’ itch (be ELFeoumy I OOOO Act Two “SIC DEUS DILEXIT MUNDUM" SSAINT MONICA. Hey yl hiss Mary Mage — she the only Wich hang ts mop hele wht poy MARY MAGDALENE. My name is Mary of Mapa: Twas 2 ipl fers vs pen a th cron and was the Bt peso He ppeted wo ar the rutin, SKINT MONICA. Bick gor clu MARY MAGDALENE. I a onc ofthe founders ofthe Crisan fith and twas known fer my sly in ines of ily, o be thle sir he bear of the apo owas he god Skit MONICA. The god! MARY MAGDALENE. Some people hink was whore SAINT MONICA. Migs bho! MARY MAGDALENE. Orker peopled bed SAINT MONICA, Femin-oic ich MARY MAGDALENE” Tons sors whore SAINT MONICA. Pinpr up, hos oun MARY MAGDALENE. Twat an wnmarid woman ia a town of Ape SUNT MONICA, tpi MARY MAGDALENE” "And abo, Iwas not che wifé of Jus oe SAINT MONICA, Sil love at MARY MAGDALENE. Burs 1am prety sure cha Iwas his best fed. We shared an itinacy that anno puto words expe 1 fey ws oe ino ech hers hears and ween love wth wha me Sind SAINT MONICA, Love! MARY MAGDALENE" Lalo knew Jods beac ey wel SAINT MONICA. Gangs! MARY MAGDALENE” Out of the owe, he was the mos Imody and de wt spa ad ye he wa ny Boe. aSAINT MONICA, ‘ti shadow 0 fat ihc He mao oar eke a eae ‘sus that they would aot be mistaken Prdeen tats how I know His heart hurts wore (The gave JB rier, No win CUNNINGHAM. Dy eth gms ia SIGMUNES SB it the Fld of modern poychiany? = 7 record reflect that Prosecution har a lower of Th det an iti dase a ELFAYOUMY. Pere it wold fou wee indeed. Oh Ye OF coun, Uh Yer (Hes) SGUNNINGHAM. De. Fcud, you arn fic, the “Founder choses correc SIGMUND FREUD, Tan CUNNINGHAM in ii «prt pi ina toputholoy for ely hl cena tat no SIGMUND FREUD. tes " ICUNNINGHAM. You were onthe cover of Tie magazine nan fu dete he peas scenic mins fe 20h century SIGMUND FREUD, I wa CUNNINGHAM. Are you file wih the se history of one Jes ctor SIGMUND FREUD. Most erin CUNNINGHAM. Dr. Freud in your epee opinion, can {de vim be pre-certted ws poyhote SIGMUND HREGD. Wi tn. Marin rt servation i hi mos npc and esve mice When that If, is becuse hi mind ha A deco ake re ew ital be rly fale fm — fn inationaltcbelin gains mans ston bac dntnct — vo due and le, Therefore ys the vc of uid mat be Preceifil an inded pct EUNNINGHAM In your exper opinion De Freud, was ads Taio s prc SIGMUND FREUD. Without question. CUNNINGHAM. And’ are pshotcs roponible for the (UND FREUD. No thy are noe For eampe sy Thave tnd bout of inflsenes, Ae aru of my Bd inflenn, I snoce ‘dy, but ivory in your fie. The nex da you wake op with te same iu Did Tease your fu? No- My fu eased your fa. only speci bea | wat ick ‘CUNNINGHAM. In your opinion, Tecate belong in el? SIGMUND FREUD. No, he does not. CUNNINGHAM. Expin SIGMUND FREUD. Suicide ia direc sgn of ment illnes CUNNINGHAM. Be dd he come mel er alley Ieaying Jess of Nazareth, o was he mental 0 bein wh? SIGMUND FREUD. Preprogammed, yeu You mit unde De. Fed, doce Jas ®‘and: Normal people do not kill ehemsees ‘teme dares, CUNNINGHAM. And what would you ‘ay that Jadas bruh shouts eo Jes and peng htm erated SIGMUND FREUD. T would sy thic Number one ou jure on bring about” men Putihes the mena i sno a fre, “An ounce eon wh could He chow nor CUNNINGHAM. Bari he dd obs on ce wt ROMUND FREUD, Frain onc ha cdl ptt ap though my fourh lor window to her deh Sane Til bl er ate forthe ken pan Gent 18: lage though? OF coune nol My Rend Wise re ‘ho Provided me sft haven fom the Narn 1938 He “The prc of grates is posable ‘esponbiliy.$,afer the torn ~ even unde S71 people who would tnt ile by bewayng nex. Number wo, any god wie roth worthipping: and, namie Jus responsible because he did what believe mln lig. woman dex {exceed moving my ofc tothe fone the a. ‘ponslity for my prema ound foot. | should think God wold hee CUNNINGHAM” Your mince ELFAYOUMY, Dy. Heal se, Fred pears bg and ding SIGMUND FREUD. (Rs be youn) Excuse me ‘omy for the mip beer ELFAVOUMY. So Ho htc tbe the mo SIEMUND FREUD. Cone ELEAVOUMY. An ‘ope SIGMUND MRED ELTAYOUMT Ab bn SIGMUND FREUD® Unetnocaly ELEAYOUMY. Ye. “Une Yo. Ne word Andi re off gi idea aly am pee (ce ie bad iii) ee ooo fine red foo ee SIGMUND FREED. Bene ee ELFAYOUMY. Once, Doct “Blow” Bale” mc — “ibe deste he Bes ecove Tm ant am nim such prunes. Ae alk yo ses “ en Bee mene iu of my research, yes. BUND re nine is medicinal value. a ae would say that you SCAAUND FREUD, “Tit «son vc ind and EDERUNA God dn, Doro blow our nose — you se cont F le commits ELEAVOUMY. Go murder an cghrballgghoxtsang) Nex wines! ELEAYOUM iit tring Moy pono cls dary Hawalan ger and popular etertuner Don Ho 10th ‘ad JODGE LITTLEFIELD, Don Hot nt deat EXEAYOUMY. Oh. Well thank God fr tht. En that. ce, Prosecution alt Calaphas ‘the Elie, High Pit of the Senhendrn woe sa! : JODGELIPTLEFIELD. (Ring) Rgh Ladies and penleren Oe uy. ths ine, 1 mt exase mpl om thee proce tng un ach time aad wins scone eon. Bee ninth harap i nd farm's sme in of Ueber pcs pros tthe Eat Fitguory forth reson, thine mt ep down, Bai ty em pf yo ai, ronal Poced.d r Et-y poche aban) EFAYOUMA. Fon, may brows pe? CUNNINGHAM. Only fan shove through your er EL-FAYOUMY, (Confident) Fans, Row a prove ys esi at Een hyo a a ye rel 1 eink of you when you ares hee even hough Jou a ahr bere ae TAIIFE Ne sins, pene! ELFAYOUMY. Yer obey (To Gominghom) Ltr we sll su (lf, Ba ‘onrectt May Tell you BAILIFF, Aigh ELFAYOUMY. How about Jee BAILII pcs EL-EAVOURFY So ell me J — shall we commence? BAILIFF. Tht be god ELPAYOUMY. Wee J Proseaton cls Caiaphas the Ee! (Gps men) Cana tH, High Pot of he CRIAPHAS THE ELDER. Hebo, EL-FAYOUMY. “Shalom — ar were CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Salm EL-FAYOUMY Cala Elder Pesaps you can car his op is there aisha he Young? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No EL-EAYOUMA And yet jou are the Eder? IGAPHAS THE ELDER. Ye, Perouse Yes Thankyou. My cousin Amghad Wah Beep ias fe bike now So, Calaphas the Eder: In she Bible it Be os Joke Teor made an appouch 1 you —» dark and Bees Moeech to fer up he lain of Jes of Near Ber Pee rum him in o you andthe autores Core AAPHAS THE ELDER. Conc GREAYOUM Caiaphas the Eder Are you saying shai wa Gira cari wo approach yous and nt the otet way around? ENAPHAS THE ELDER. Ye. EE TAVOUMY. Beate Is in ln once, Caps she les Pekcre wos ow who approached hm TAPAS TIE ELDER. twas Juss Kearoc who approached Inca the Tempe, nor che other way around BE EAVOUMI. Yor Bur sil even though your xacement is Faroe byl four Gospel, Caaps the Ede, 1 ust ee is Did you approach judas bain aout beayinghis Ignorant Mesa, Joss of Nazar CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. id no EE TAYOUMEY. Why or Jes was big headache oyu, not You foie hyimlyconcred hate isin of Jets woud ed TES REERTINN reulang crushing Roman masacre of your Joris people in euibuion, werent You? GAAPIAS THE ELDER. Twa ELFAYOUMY, So why sor tech out and touch someone, (Cais the Eder GRRPRLASTE ELDER. Are you aking me why I idl ryt ppc one ofthe apo ine? EEFAVOUMY. Yes EAIAPHAS THE ELDER. 1 dis chinkie would work ELFAYOUMY. Why 208 ERIATHAS THE ELDER. Thee ean od bic saying: "Let Caen toast do ner ros theline= Daring my eighee- yet ead af the Sunk aod guardian ofthe Temple, dea TSAR Suits mena slo rc and fanatic bebevers My ceeeeet ae macs aught me: They gle yes but 2 Seca they do oc com deine EISEAVOUMA. “row the ine” ys ~ this means wha EKIAPHAS THE ELDER. To betay your Kets Your on scence, The aw EISEAYOUMN, Judas crose tha in, ddsCAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Hedi ELFAYOUMY, He beriyed dhe ein beaying Jens — the Rabbinical de He red te line CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Ye. ELFAYOUMY. Do you admire tha? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No. do nt ELFAYOUMY. Buc why not! Weal co the line sometime, CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER, We reall capable of coin the i. Think we donor all doe ELFAYOUMY. Barely Ciphar the Eder what the big des You cas lin, so what Just daw youself another ine. comet CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No, Nor onect LEAYOUMY. Why not CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. The ine comes fom God, doen it The Line i given We donot crete and hus ts or ou ‘moi only ours eo obey ot betray. ELFAYOUMY. Ise Caspar the Elder, When Ponti Pia fre artved in Judea he vst you in the Temple did he 0? CAAPHASTHE ELDER. Hedi EL-FAYOUMY. And as show ofhis fore and might, Pontus Plc aemped place sibel of Rome in the Tempe, which ple pet deer CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Cone ELFAYOUMY, Ie would hve contac a woshipping of Ee idee y CATAPHAS THE ELDER. Yes EL-FAYOUMY. Caapa he Eder, when stomping thi, win td you dot CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER I told him that he must mane the ELSFAYOUMY. And wha did Pte sy co dat? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. T bebeve the gi of is reply wa, "What a you gonna do about it, Ca? ELEAVOUM. And, what di you do CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. «hn fre hi ELFAYOUMY, And boged for merey? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No EL-FAYOUMY. Grove fr forgivenes? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Noll removed my b Lars, bat ny thot co him nd bid ii ELTAVOUMY. in othr words, Caiphar he Elder, you “Te hin Fill you, bur you did nor cro hee CAIAPHIAS THE ELDER. I guest so. Yeu TELIAVOUMY. You did na row the line CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No-T did not EL-FAYOUMY. Jud ed i hough — did he? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. He did TEL-TAVOUMY. ntcresing. And by the way, whar ware rele four stand with Pile rgading he ancy of the Temple CAIAPIAS THEELDER. Plt tached of EL-FAYOUMY. He dd put up the pagan symbol di he CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No ELFAYOUMY. You held the ine CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Yew ELFAYOUMY, You isp cstrated him, didn it — hi i Roman bal rag dow the Temple bl ike wierd purple grapes Ye! EKIAPHAS THE ELDER. 1 hive ELTAYOUMT. As well you should Now then, st queon aise the Eider har Bee said dae in Western cule the front pred viru is hones but in Eastern calare — which troll Include dena thr me — In Ease culture, the most Pron virwe was and loyalty Calaphas the Elder: Do you apee Wraps? CAIAPHASTHE ELDER. Counc, thee ae 613 red lave in our Torah. Complying with hse lw egies honey andy tg Bur the most mporanereqatement of the Law obedience fo Tha swat ir mont peed ELEAVOUMY. Yo Fir nough, But in your pion, was Judas CAIAPHAS THE ELDER, Obviously not ELFAYOUMY, Was he “hone” CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No, EL-FAYOUMY, Capa the Eder: Was Judas asin CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. To his wn will and desires tele that he wa ELFAYOUMY. And to service dha wll and those desis, jus ‘sed the line Did he CRIAPHAS THE ELDER, He served necsary purpose, bat $llow Jew, confess hedged meELFAYOUMY, Calas the ld, Idan you — and may 1 2x4, youae much more handsome in pron than when hey por try you onthe aver ren! (Fsbtons rr) CUNNINGHAM. “High Pst ofthe Sonhendin” — that wat sn surely powerful and prio poison in Jaden cares? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER Core, CUNNINGHAM. In fc ecepe fr the Roman governor and log Hered the High Pics wasn sca the son power pein de weno CUNNINGHAM. Would you mind looking me inthe eye when Feu wopend soa goon! CAIAPHAS THE ELDER, My positon was very important. As Fiigh Pies I maimained the acted laws the safety 0 the pope las aod cr ten (CUNNINGHAM. Caiaphas —is thera reas you woe meet, ry ime — oni ignoring women simply anther component oF ‘he tain you were caged wo ain? EL-FAYOUMY. (Ring) Objeston, Jl! The wines int jass Indy rn — btw wry ly el ere ore oes ta icy puldhiudinou dh and othe witness bing berated or exh eng the mci tempts ofr ing Bon tad evenly soma fe T move censure sly CUNNINGHAM I wide the question ELFAYOUMY. Soryviken — you se warned BAILIFE Hey ELEAYOUNY. Of Jui! Ye orgve me! She makes my onane Bounce! Ys, Ub (15 Fabiana) Sony (To lia) Yes es) CUNNINGHAM. ‘Caaphas, you sated othe prosecution chat. Jind lent “roe the in and that he “dng you" — CAIAPHAS THE ELDER, Come (CUNNINGHAM. Wal then yb you camp me out here Because Tim a le confined. Jar Uearoe handed Jens oF Neth veto you, core CUNNINGHAM. And then you handed Jeus of Nazareth over te Fonts Pl core? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. 1 dt ‘CUNNINGHAM. So wha exci the difference berween you And Jad leaoe — cr unk Tt nang something bee al 0 CAIAPHAS THE ELDER, Berwoen mead Jad? Big erence. CUNNINGHAM. Cals, you were abi and § Jee Jot was a bb and jor Irie no tng he ne fr one ai to Bd oe another so elle by aga CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER Joss wis Uapheming, sdiious ‘abi and didnot know fr sre that he woud be ld. CUNNINGHAM Buc the penay fr slion wat eracison, CCAIADI4AS THE ELDER. Thar waste Roman charge, no mine CUNNINGHAM, Ye. Your charge ws Haphemy "and what tthe pealey for baphmy, Cain? CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER” Your Hono [will nest he and be Blamed forthe deat of Chis yx gi CUNNINGHAM. No onc Hat you fr the deh of Cr, (Gisphas, Ts spl aking yous gicton whch am dieing You anawer now bee th cour You Gage eur with bles Ben. Whar war the poly er baspheny. Capes? CAIAPHAS'THE ELDER. “Stoning followed by hanging” CUNNINGHAM. So the bow ea ous three shat You dist know forse hae ous of sah wold be le CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Jour coud hie ay sved himsel CUNNINGHAM: Seed hime how? CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER. By etncing hi baphemous chins (Our Tor hs 613 sacred Laws — Tent even count hw many Jess rok or eed with wanton deg nd Sdn! ae the lave da came fom che god of Abraham, Isa nd Jest He Vole the wort of God He vlad the a of Moss, He con toned with the uncen, snd women, tod posit He per the Sabbah He procaine hive Mesa He agave sin! Who se bw foie Only God ean do tha IF hats nox cosing the lin, beat don kow what CUNNINGHAM Jeu wa full yur” Ol Texameat Prophciof lio ar EXIAPHAS THE ELDER. — He war filling the prophe Gis in Deteronomy which waned spin “Ese esis and travel worker i wuld hae fen oe thing had be cnfned Hie the fee and vrs puting his ing the Bap Ai burs the Great Tempo would ae brn dato pet 45.9 toi Hews wiping peopl! Kicking tem, Ther today the’ Temple! Cling den ofthe If someone eidthat in you Sie Packs Cathede, woul you no atest chem? CUNNINGHAM. Aad yx, Judas crit, who came forward in he fice ofthe" thet” i in Your ees, no a patrot but a tt A titor thos in your words dngued you” Why cha, Gish? GATAPHAS THE ELDER, Beause he handed Jour ver for CUNNINGHAM. And why dd you hand Jess over, Cainphs? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. The words and dvds of Jess wee [ening torardsreblion — and she pce of reblion under Romie rele was 4 Bloodbath, A act, Counsdor. So dee Inmet hee were bee so havc one man dead than a thousand tee why CUNNINGEAM, Lee So you were looking ofr the common [Jesh anita omc? ERIAPHAS THE ELDER, Iw CUNNINGHAM, Were you's common Jewish man Ciapas CCAIAPHAS THE ELDER In he ees of God we ageall the sme CUNNINGHAM. Bur bow about in the ees of the common Jewish man You wexe ssn a ariocr were ou? EXIAPHAS THE ELDER. Tame fom wealth CUNNINGHAM. Would yea sy chat you wee popu with he oman Jesh man? CAIAPHASTHE ELDER. My job wat a sacred one — nota pop ey cones, CUNNINGHAM, The high Temple tases ha you inte on Jour people, would you sy that made you more popula with the ‘men fish mano es opal? ELFAYOUMY. Objection your Honod Vice is badging JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Sustained CUNNINGHAM. The xchange mies at the Temple were lo ‘Seemelyunavorable othe common Jesh man, andthe pr ‘ion puss ouside the emple where he common Jew man ‘Suraj y wo be ceaocd belo bing permite ete {Be temple — the purcston ps were nt ez ct wee they JUDGE LIFTLEFIELD, Cunningham CAIAPHASTHE ELDER. Non, Iannwer The les wee the laws andthe aes were he tes. CCUNNINGLIAM And did you have a siding sae forthe poo? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER: No. CUNNINGHAM. So the poor — who connicued lage pe zeae of the common Jewish mun at tat time — remained fmpure and uncle and were denied the ight of wo. CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Youve mae your pone CUNNINGHAM. "No, I dont think T ste! Tour posi Giana. didnot rate you to be popular withthe common Jesh ma, di GRAPHASTHE ELDER. My psion required me co anever0 CUNNINGHAM. Did God appoint you High Priest of the Sanh CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Ie was wih God esing — CUNNINGHAM. — Ir was with ome! lesing, Caapha You tre appoint by Rome anda the end ofthe day forthe ghee Yas ys sercd, hit who yu had no aswer to, and thats who Jou were rege wo be opule wih! And the day you showed Rome that you coulda nl your ow people war he day youd fave been town ou on your at hat rat CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. T bonged 0 God ot Rome My was pel the 613 sated lw and protec ty Temple and that what a CURRINGHAM And wa 00 Jour of Narre one of itor cand he height of treachery o betray Jewish blood to Your oppesor! Come on, Capa Tall us hte did oe pick Your eomience oem Jus a flow Jew over othe Roman! Tal estar hading oer low Rabi so hin cern death ot the ands ofthe enemy dds viate your ene of rong the ie tnd you heal hc i! Tell Capa that ate en fhe day cere sire in the eer of Gad — heron hae you land what Judas cil (Bar) This purgatory. Cpa — Tego all dy CAIRPHAS THEELDER. .. n scms of resale no direc CUNNINGHAM Hew abou in terms of flew troughs Jus ‘eet aed orem he re di be nod CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. He di CUNNINGHAM, And did you, Ciaphas, do anything allo ty to preven Je ek? CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No (CUNNINGHAM And serene dhe el diferenceberween you and Judes aco, de ene? And yet, you st bre an a hoJola “cose the lin” and tha he gas” you! And if has tra Caps ten {wondes how you mune aboot yoursel, CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Thar bereeen me and God CUNNINGHAM. ‘Wel then or your sake, Cah, ar ope thar your God hs more frwantshinking aude than Judas ol dos. Sep down, youre ese ESPAVOUMA. Cape he Elles Jaan approached you CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Ye ELFAYOUMY, He dads have co approach you, Calapas the le, did be CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. No. ELFAYOUMS. And ye ed CATADHAS THE ELDER. Yo. ELEAYOUMY. OF is own fe wil CATAPHAS THE ELDER. Yo ELEAVOUMA And acepted payment fr his bevaya CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Ye EL-EAYOUMT Payment Jas id nos “Caiaphas he Ede, pu your mony sway mie, ths one onthe arm” ight GAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Righe EL-FAYOUMT, Calas the Eder 1 chink we all zie he pre CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. And ic makes you fl good 2 sy thar dos 2 Afr two thousand yas of penecaon and vi. ‘tio, you filly ge sowed osfing “Hey, we Know was ouand your peoples eI tharie HLsEAVGUnh Good Capa the Ele was ony eying: CAIAPHAS THE ELDER. Win youre ight Ul you wha Siu people eal me come. You quston,anower— but pes dete postion wari. And pee to exci or ogee “Tis icree me our I eoul ce Why? Bera ou bare ne idx The pope who need forging? The people who per Arad the esd exaggeration tha tame incon ee ad ied we hated and volte forthe pee wo thousand ya? They te the ons who need forging rand pox by you —but by me pean ny people the wes ofthe Gospel who head Teagvens ot ne Nose {know what reo wir De ou? 1 dot hin so (1 ia.) Ja my bes Frank ELEAVOUMN. Yeate vr bandsome, Caphas. CAIAPHASTHE ELDENC tam res God made me, oxox fou ods, Good dy. (And Caparo off wary Cael Ting: Ovo) SSIRT-THOMAS. My names Thomas At th st supp Fae ‘Se tncone omy tat woul defor Js, and Iwasa te Bi eto fete ill ing ney when de Romans cxne ad ‘ised am And thn, whee Jos routed hime, war do {Ee gy who sd wot belive He ws who Fle aid He was aS Sate wth my ow pes he oles is hands and pee ‘shally npece thom and ouch them — as iT as some said ‘Medal exemine ike wa “Quincy or something Bu he hing SFiwas Justhowel tem wo me” And ot onl that He et me Chest ahem Ina ministry base ene on che vires of ath, He (Sects poa {had no hy and e gue co me for ie. dost Fess poe the bene ny dbe and Judas dd ge help SSO an Te nor sping ch cu ike the wy — ie per Thode though da vs bit ofa jee: Arua, ok SBP ould be move acct Jur wa he Kinda py — at est Sik me where one mint bel your fend ad che et Mrnute bes making an of you in ro of everbody He wc co Tic way tar the eon eur had 0 do the Miracle of the Loaves td he Fes was ecu ae fond when 0 one wa lake 1 Ste a ue then eter ier, could be ea ice ke, See rere pursed ogre to g in own to ha people Sei cr Gurdémone and well {hd some problems ht day — ‘Seiyone Ted to eal ended up geting worst, infact thi one A251 oe lide and anoher gay edging conv ra boa fed Heese them — be ely did — and {Rattan ish war genuine And when we gx bck cap {hat aight he dda cl anya how mee up ft be id Td ett an apie a I ow Js cw bali bac appeal the gesture hough showed age a jada pee Ad the tg Jods was Kind fick, Bt evant shal pny. He ey wa prey large He wae RSS the woe Jess kd hi ike im aloe edu war igh up there inthe top te with Mary Napltete and Peer ho bythe way, could ao be a dick some TES Tc uc eh Per was Neer alk abou fish, The oy SESE oe fo Say something wrong about a fh and onci Thea wold go cuy Anas — sme pale uy Inds it war edi cu be wo pec, Reon in ha Sale The guy wast wand nnd ae eats it Jord bunch of epi a bo Kakog es Other ples tre des po Again bl Jie ws byl oan Olive oe Ses wld heen on th dan his ee slay ans than ih hal sande waste ee ier orc my oa dice knw ipso he mating hima maw ne omg wc nln adr fc peso aed oo ‘etl forward" And wo me, that dec some conden noel wad Nov yong she nes ae Ft oh adr win ct he rd ete Yo JUDGETTLEFIELD. Nee wines CUNNINGHAM, sou Fo thine dee wuld ie it ii 1 mee on et please. (A squad room in Jerusalem) - : Sorkin pn ayo as SOLDIER 2: Pi nee ashe gona ick ind SOLDIER 3. Yo" when Pe se sh odhahfcl a Be ferns ee “Coa tvine hp SOMDIERT iegmme mpeyoeice SOLDIER. He Soon ae our ale SOLDIER He pens ik yo eas wa SOLDIER Ando shep ao ge tone SOLDIER 2, Di gon ane yo ganas WIC chk B (Pilate enters) ‘ ny care PILATE" Ws l hs damn rcs bw SOTDIERS 12 and Ala Fos Ml Hu ala LATE ete he? SORDIER'. juin ying mend LATE. Hal wp a mare hs SOLDIER 3. Jalan fom the Jeu of Naar crew SOLDIER 2. This inky modu ight hee JUDAS. Jona ia innocent man pease plese — SOLDIER T, Should we sar whuping as how? JUDAS. Hes innocent Pee. Pe, os inocet PILATE, Cnon now Juda them Suro se. (To Soler 2) Yo Care — wha they ell hems SOLDIER 2. Senhedin si PILATE. Right Jods, ther Sard-henlson pa you tiny pices Of aver no har’ four mans wage, hats chicken fe JUDAS. ‘Tne « mice, ples, plete, you dont ended, PILATE, 1 undewand prily. You wld out your broker, now you fs gl 0 you epi t come in ee ele out “Te was {kT ied the wrong mushahuckay” bu Romans dns dance thang JUDAS. Tin seaming PILATE, You can can! (Tobit by) Hey ls, remember the last Semis sled up in bee tal out ean (To fda) Bele me,I-Cre, yu don’ wanna do tht. Whatchs eed ro do iri, brother ake she wily to 2 puppe sow amphi! This ert muti’ Bar a de PR a i thas al — JUDAS. — Bur he innocent. Plese, Plas — PILATE, Fey aow lino: Jus, we dont he no good godarnn "hour ths Jens he fu 2 muthahfodah ells loa shit Ererybody tall shit een he been known alk fie shic on Ie Goo aa we Thang i We ait yi way dren ao es charge on thar Naren boy — we ut goa bse down hit fide enke them Sasi happy we can al Live in pee mean: Docu wan ven pene Ju® Ale that what JUDAS. Yel? PLATE. Olay the, mean afi ll rote sn ke we loki to racy the thas GGNNINGHAM. Defense call Poon Pit ELEAYOUMY. J object JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. On wha ground EL-PAYOUMY. On the grounds hati objectionable JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Overs EL-FAYOUMY. Ba, your bones, ely ic i bjeionble 1 sere slough [canna pu iin word JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. Overall BAILIFR Name PILATE. Ponts Pile CUNNINGHAM. Pontus Pile PILATE. Thace righ, bby 7ELFAYOUMY (Rising) Bac ae you ene JUDGE LITTLEFIELD, Ssdown, Fac (CUNNINGHAM. Ponca iste. Jar hear came down Your tent 6 rant i atimony — comet PILATE, ‘On the advice of coun I ce my sight wo pled the fh amcadnene ane CUNNINGHAM. You then tol Judas aro that Jeu wat nly gonca recive a heat down coc? LATE.” On the advice of ounce my right wo pled the Fith Amendment CUNNINGHAM. You bare rsponsiilty for the den of Jous ‘Gist — noe ud ean, bur Jou — nt ha comet Pon PILATE. On te advice of coun la Mah bh. (75 Jude) Your Hono {gt awo tate time ean go nowt JUDGE LITTEEFIELD, This wont ak log! Rosas CUNNINGHAM. Judas came to your eer und begged you on bended kee wo take the money ad lee Jur and ese Nit Jas reamed. He tied to eum the money — fst the Sanhadsin and then v0 you. Do you deny tht PILATE. He. had messed pa bad a tha at had, | woulda ‘ed reba them duc on CUNNINGHAM So you dni cha J did ny? PILATE, No. [donot amit be tied. Did you hear me ai the CUNNINGHAM, Weall know wha happened ite —we ast So the ope PILATE. Ast ruth on ht socal ap implica eof ay thing bt ying winds peacfly n-th olan tos pues {ly ocendiy problem ‘CUNNINGHAM. Righe Me Pate, you were th fh prefect of Jaden conc PILATE” Conc. CUNNINGHAM. A pref being what? FILATE. Gove. As known 3 pocrstor, My ofa ie wu Hope CUNNINGHAM. Heg-emoa? PILATE. Trl fom the Grek, it means “Excellency CUNNINGHAM Ise, And you govcmed or procured ove Jade ftom meni hry ore? PILATE. Longa ten ca of ye 8 (CUNNINGHAM, Why do you sy hae DILATE. You eet brn to Jen ish? We sin Psi, rine — Belo. CUNNINGHAM. Lee PILATE. Yen, that Mons ust read the map backwards — mis Fle! hs bids simp at se“ Tate th fen sda fl ut fs ener ome GUNNINGHAM You dt cores PILATE Cac eri hem pea te Epi you ake No foie in Ho, Diy Dus eae Eomplos if clu snd wrscmens rer pn en Frc id ec nyc Ba agen ord Tex ips hs sed my mpor nd y dy GRRNINHIANT Adie he pe PLATE Thea Romana by ne dre — a ih CUNNINGHAM: Arn anes ale bow ws th pss ep fe Me Pe FATE am mens say Cunnixchinst Vole TIUATE Voll thei — they ws fie hve ay vr thy waned BRNINCHAM Acconig wo Pio of Aland wh wot Shoe none Cua esr peor foe wat Knows bri“ pened exces ta wa fon then, pak an cles ptr ny? ceo PILATE. No {dont URINE Bing in rae Few deat i yo Se? MATE? Ae da pl fri ier Tam Jove wa a : EGNRINGHAM, Row? PLATE Dang. Asin doce Arn A mata fil thie GGRNINGRENE And you ic dow, ds ou? UATE Damn py Te One om Rae — wha Ereah oder CNRINNGHAM. Dang your ue nade, ow may SGtuot wold you sy yor odo PEATE hte ary prc — ha fr a se ie Ito wl ccs Smee “Po ohare ”— man would go buckwild cm amp Me? 1 ced crucins Pine by even pet an no has ecumented CUNNINGHANC Wal tha loud, Me ie bur inc you MATE. Which war what CUNNINGHAM. How many crucifixion did you preside ovr ding you ime Jen’ PILATE Tay Row handed — gv or take. So wha? ‘CUNNINGHAM ‘Over 700 cruifione whl you en age sen inde Dos tht wud sho sigh PILATE. Sound good vo me, Ste ‘CUNNINGHAM. And you publ washed your hands of how tay of hem, Me Pe! (Bete) PILATE. I dont kno what yu mea by tha. CUNNINGHAM. Tein ta other than Jeu of Neath, ut inany eh itance~publy wath your hands and srempe 0 ‘baie neponabiy for your tons, MPa! nw PILATE, Ido eal CUNNINGHAM. "You backpdsed because you knew twat PILATE. Romans dost have backed ‘CUNNINGHAM. You knew Jou was holy man ora fol, bu ‘vere was, you bleed fim when eed his Kingdom PILATE. See nom {drt eal hat convention CUNNINGHAM. You dort “el” tha conversion You ow wat, Me Pla, why dost ou sty that puns Ian sly 4 pray charge on you You odced he death of Chit you td you dlone™ and tha you paved of on Jeu een 2d Jada imperausnes? ad the polo th Senbedn and the rowinet ofthe Jewish people tha no theese Ponta Pine Yeo not PILATE. You can goon sawing if you want vo — my oe scent ea, What outed od ste up with cho joe (CUNNINGHAM Mr Plot, were the high poss of Jere shored eo one’ «death enence PILATE. No, they wee noe CUNNINGHAM Wis King Herd authored co sea dent PILATE. No, he at no. ICUNNINGHAM. How shout he Josh pple dhemches — tree thoy eto ue dou sctene at her whim and ny PILATE. No, CUNNINGHAM. One man, Me. Pile nal ude, one man bos had the auhvity vo pot anher man o death, Wh wat ther man, Mi ae PILATE” Am on ri here? Cu as cime I checked ie was your tn ud care ring hi macro of i hen de ofall noe mel CUNNINGHAM, My cone recanted witha remonfl heart and wa gprs PILATE: Then you nod to ae Trncan cis mene Aint no Shock HolmeNency Dew “Them Jove war cntancrous, Omery. They worshipped sous, ang and verge God — and gus wha Saree pi: They fs 2agy, ous and vengflthemsches, never ad's pobre Be joss wach coed by sone ele mnng CUNNINGHAM. Ics says the Jens, Me Pst ie IPLATE, Wel sre shit iJ, ey CUNNINGHAM. "You wanna koow wae 1 rely kink, Me Trac? | chink cs whole noryebour you bering and heving About what odo with Jeu jas load of made-p crap wt by Jw Chri evans secking wo brosen the appeal fhe Tes ory tothe Roman Eni: There nig tht we kw Aout you. Me, Piste abolutly nosing — tha sugges fr ten cond tht you wold have een 2 pain bokagon about fing ay Jew to death — er sloe evoluonary Rie ike ous who wis cig proclaimed he Menish, who had entered the thy of Jrwslem to cowl of chesing supports, and who had the yery net diy ince eat the Temple: You hated your signet, you hated Joden, and, Me: Pte you hated Jews Hite them. You bated the Jva csc dey cone ou. You aed es bess thy Fgh back You aed chem ects hey thang tei clio bi aod wee willing ode for the. But ‘mot fal | think you hated them Becaise you Knew they wee Stronger than you I think that bothered you leat del Think Mer Bae, ha made you ten and venga and fais (hil ie made you el sal spine T thi gave shin iesaions ind nerous tr eink hee you up igh tndmade you coun the dys il you could ern these our fois comfre of Rome Thats what I thik Thick yous biding Fehind coral acer ond ough i, Me le hind thar iar anda fad chink ht when fens wap bee you, you id nore» god ors prop, you dl nor ers lana San innocent you dt renee» human being {chinks i Pie, har what you sie fore you that orang was js one more Jo and you did este. Why woud yout You det wal your hands Pos Pte isory dd for you. nt hat We (Pl re) PILATE. Tink Te had enough er CUNNINGHAM. If you were man, Pls — youd own upto PILATE. The ruth Whose truth you tli’ about, Red? Th truth is war made ane in he api church The uh wea named a Margy for he Chri chrch in 348. Thats the dann“ CUNNINGHAM. A Chistian many PILATE, Did I ser, ec (CUNNINGHAM Wel gus tha wha sey mean bout hi toe aig i pede FLATE.“A “ic Wc know shout what and wha the truth! Whar knw abut ny isto Alls you gto goon some bok wren four dirt way by four dite Je was tren there in the fl plac’ And whch Know abou ye ANFTER Ting Whe know sb wha | migha dor at do when Igor back home tothe moc Tha ght —— you ont know ick do yo? They ddr wie down hat par of the sor dil they? Shc Tell you wrath You and your pre Sunpuous acre reminds me more and te of my ox Rhonda cry minute and belie me tha sit no complied Ye I mer tha Jens bop sere ike ine felon! He treed Tike a hobo and stl ies grb ge the boy a shave ada shower and he would ben basal seg: Ard al you some™ ‘hing be: Unite dae sat Neate by had charts He di tt come upon mc beaging and grovcing cig lis bic: He feed me kes man Hes Roman snes an espe me as ling wo js ive in be abe! in his bead for 3 coup hours rere bis youl ncpes— bat than Jens they ‘wa avin pone tha Yu can saya you wat ink what Jou wat to, bar che Jews wa fai to pach 2 ul tha boy Bee rl ie chicken in th tA ya he nro dared arn and ogc thi fh ihr an ware na BeprTad shad edosspomne he dna fs Wp thay dan pt ey pl ny dn dno ssn nt Quo my ny ard och Tom's Roan ni Onchunelple 207 ee doe Uae yl oe sped VERITAS A es RUT Al wy bose oy oy mega ny dtc yy thd yo ad pss eit few mpfr your wd ad fen did Si You we cc eo ans Gen Dons ay Sele mye net Whe oun iS ely a ee eer ouch gine, gnc ome tees ent Brae yo own Speen brs psn tnd Soe ny ees hy ee ns EinRiNrAie in tc Pe, rou dsl we ee PILATE lyse. mart om bo — when my ne FUDGE LITTLEFIELD. The wits ecw (Ae Pete sms ef macseral —) PILATE. Hal Cac baby! (Fou ri) ELEAYOUMY Your Exley! gon” atone queson may PILATE. Wha iba ELFAVOUMY. Yer. wonder if you would el the court — Hege — the following ideal Jue lat came to your teat fo ecane—and 'm not ying he di or dst — and bythe wy. the only Gospel dha sys amebing a al aboue Jada reaming ‘Marten, cree apn ones he onc in gucon was ot oly 4 Gres, buts drunken Greek anda cad cheat — but ay tray plete us now ifyu wl pea: Good Sr, Hage when Judas cme vo your tent allegedly ean iin act he dad which, iam in no way seking confirmation of hercwith, HOWEVER. i by chance, the pisonked Gres wat mic cores and nds in fe aero reane and rerun the tats ves, tell us plese — AND THIS Is VERY IMPORTANT ~~ Hog Dd you ge the ese ot nie that das was ean at 6‘fa gmuine REMORSE and concern for Js, ot do you think he wat seeking undo the damage out of nekosing FEAR of the die conequences and eveating repercussions of bering ‘ur rightful and ose erated and Just Lond and Sie Jous ‘hrs the divine Son of Mant (Baz) PLATE Taman an fn Counel my dpa his— who happens to know somthing stout enone penal nd Sheri. ny dy ard ie thee of perhaps te thousand Secu men and satin judgement of mI sare ew end ce ‘ated ple Tene peoples faethe whip te el he gallows, {nd the cross. And Tse afew home a wel Remorse fe, bt hen you seit it i unmithable Jdst cair had no ems is a eto oom for i armas one une prc er dot, aod we mare eos and, wel, God wake, telys— i warlike peaches and dymamte And before Teh Spologned wher abourthecpng tnd alt and he wid “Doc be ice Butch Honore od Tomb then I we on ‘pay mening each war you know iyo wanes gt ‘think are seve or omen hen maybe ling her othe ome of you dnd ad sod ying oc her psy whit react mg bea god way opal kf an yoo know what she SaLMe levi Sh lke me fora oad long we wih ‘Beal eh way sing ees ad he seu sd Wal, fi vas ack cea fn iced Se tok sos oching ete loge popular ith that end fhe somes hy nk ut frees Tene Sh Living in sna with ov of the cosa — young ly ‘ined Ly. 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That ee aE lng ee ow sigh ke offi sir pangs inthe back, rc and bagi sh ue for. Jo wate Nay nd wither Hesse And wae Peps the ter ined th a Aa He End of PlayPROPERTY LIST SOUND EFFECTS Bucher JESUS) ‘Wit (CUNNINGHAM Gases, pen (BAILIFF | Noicc oss, ramblings Trumps dancing camel, sic {Cgc lighte (LORETTA) Spaing tp JUDAS) Hexdphoner (BAILIFP) Siser JUDAS). Thele-pick of Canadian beer (BUTCH