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Push Pull Flirting/teasing

1) You are cute but...


1) You look like trouble/bad influence
2) I feel you are a brat
3) but I don't know about you
4) Cute ___ and ___, so what's the catch?

Stop it, I can’t have you around. You’re way too cute and tempting

Oh my God you are so trying to flirt/hit on me right now!.... That's what makes it
so sneaky jellybean!... because I said so stop flirt with me or else I'm going to
have to reciprocate the favor

Damn stop being so cute

"Aw, you are ridiculously adorable"

hey at least buy me dinner first (if she is flirting with you)

Stop looking at me like that

Damn stop being so cute

I'm trying really hard not to say/do something really inappropriate right now

Are you normally this flirty with guys or are you giving me special attention?

Is this how you get all the guys to like you?

You are going to be be way too much trouble for me

Not going to lie that thing you just did with your (eyes, hair) is driving me
crazy. I actually wasn't paid to attention to a single thing you just said

I'm sorry can you repeat that... I was completely distracted by your (eyes/hair)
and not be paying attention to a word you just said

You would make a great girlfriend if you weren't so cute.....

“I’m starting to like you, but don’t get any ideas I’m not going to... (start
making out with you, go home with you that easily, make you my girlfriend yet, etc)
.

You will never get into my pants if you keep doing that

I'm not going to sleep with you tonight

“Were you just staring at my crotch/chest?”

“Wow, stop staring at my (chest/package). I have a brain too, you know!”

You would make a great girlfriend if you weren't so cute.....

I can't have you around me you're way too cute get away
Misinterpretations jokes

Her: “It’s so hot. I’m burning up in here.”


You: “I have that effect on women.”

Her: “I’ll buy you a drink.”


You: “You are just trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me”

Her: “Well, it’s getting late I have to go to bed.”

You: “I’m so sorry I can’t. I mean you are great and everything, but I just me
you.”

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