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My Brother's Peculiar Chicken The argument went on in the fields the whole

By: Alejandro R. Roces morning. At noon we went to eat lunch. We argued


about it on the way home. When we arrived at our
My brother Kiko once had a very peculiar chicken. It house Kiko tied the chicken to a peg. The chicken
was peculiar because no one could tell whether it was flapped its wings and then crowed.
a rooster or a hen. My brother claimed it was a
rooster. I claimed it was a hen. We almost got “There! Did you hear that?” my brother exclaimed
whipped because we argued too much. triumphantly. “I suppose you are going to tell me now
that hens crow and that carabaos fly.”
The whole question began early one morning. Kiko
and I were driving the chickens from the cornfield. “I don’t care if it crows or not,” I said. “That chicken
The corn had just been planted, and the chickens were is a hen.”
scratching the seeds out for food. Suddenly we heard
the rapid flapping of wings. We turned in the We went into the house, and the discussion continued
direction of the sound and saw two chickens fighting during lunch.
in the far end of the field. We could not see the birds
clearly as they were lunging at each other in a “It is not a hen,” Kiko said. “It is a rooster.”
whirlwind of feathers and dust.
“It is a hen,” I said.
“Look at that rooster fight!” my brother said, pointing
exactly at one of the chickens. “Why, if I had a “It is not.”
rooster like that, I could get rich in the cockpits.”
“It is.”
“Let’s go and catch it,” I suggested.
“Now, now,” Mother interrupted, “how many times
“No, you stay here. I will go and catch it,” Kiko said. must Father tell you, boys, not to argue during lunch?
What is the argument about this time?”
My brother slowly approached the battling chickens.
They were so busy fighting that they did not notice We told Mother, and she went out look at the chicken.
him. When he got near them, he dived and caught one
of them by the leg. It struggled and squawked. Kiko “That chicken,” she said, “is a binabae. It is a rooster
finally held it by both wings and it became still. I ran that looks like a hen.”
over where he was and took a good look at the
chicken. That should have ended the argument. But Father also
went out to see the chicken, and he said, “Have you
“Why, it is a hen,” I said. been drinking again?” Mother asked.

“What is the matter with you?” my brother asked. “Is “No,” Father answered.
the heat making you sick?”
“Then what makes you say that that is a hen? Have
“No. Look at its face. It has no comb or wattles.” you ever seen a hen with feathers like that?”

“No comb and wattles! Who cares about its comb or “Listen. I have handled fighting cocks since I was a
wattles? Didn’t you see it in fight?” boy, and you cannot tell me that that thing is a
rooster.”
“Sure, I saw it in fight. But I still say it is a hen.”
Before Kiko and I realized what had happened, Father
“Ahem! Did you ever see a hen with spurs on its legs and Mother were arguing about the chicken by
like these? Or a hen with a tail like this?” themselves. Soon Mother was crying. She always
cried when she argued with Father.
“I don’t care about its spurs or tail. I tell you it is a
hen. Why, look at it.”
“You know very well that that is a rooster,” she said. Mr. Cruz looked at the bird curiously and then said:
“You are just being mean and stubborn.”
“Hmmm. I don’t know. I couldn’t tell in one look. I
“I am sorry,” Father said. “But I know a hen when I have never run across a chicken like this before.”
see one.”
“Well, is there any way you can tell?”
“I know who can settle this question,” my brother
said. “Why, sure. Look at the feathers on its back. If the
feathers are round, then it’s a hen. If they are pointed,
“Who?” I asked. it’s a rooster.”

“The teniente del Barrio, chief of the village.” The three of us examined the feathers closely. It had
both.
The chief was the oldest man in the village. That did
not mean that he was the wisest, but anything always “Hmmm. Very peculiar,” said Mr. Cruz.
carried more weight if it is said by a man with gray
hair. So my brother untied the chicken and we took it “Is there any other way you can tell?”
to the chief.
“I could kill it and examined its insides.”
“Is this a male or a female chicken?” Kiko asked.
“No. I do not want it killed,” my brother said.
“That is a question that should concern only another
chicken,” the chief replied. I took the rooster in my arms and we walked back to
the barrio.
“My brother and I happen to have a special interest in
this particular chicken. Please give us an answer. Just Kiko was silent most of the way. Then he said:
say yes or no. Is this a rooster?”
“I know how I can prove to you that this is a rooster.”
“It does not look like any rooster I have ever seen,”
the chief said. “How?” I asked.

“Is it a hen, then?” I asked. “Would you agree that this is a rooster if I make it
fight in the cockpit and it wins?”
“It does not look like any hen I have ever seen. No,
that could not be a chicken. I have never seen like “If this hen of yours can beat a gamecock, I will
that. It must be a bird of some other kind.” believe anything,” I said.

“Oh, what’s the use!” Kiko said, and we walked “All right,” he said. “We’ll take it to the cockpit this
away. Sunday.”

“Well, what shall we do now?” I said. So that Sunday we took the chicken to the cockpit.
Kiko looked around for a suitable opponent. He
“I know that,” my brother said. “Let’s go to town and finally picked a red rooster.
see Mr. Cruz. He would know.”
“Don’t match your hen against that red rooster.” I told
Mr. Eduardo Cruz lived in a nearby town of him. “That red rooster is not a native chicken. It is
Katubusan. He had studied poultry raising in the from Texas.”
University of the Philippines. He owned and operated
the largest poultry business in town. We took the “I don’t care where it came from,” my brother said.
chicken to his office. “My rooster will kill it.”

“Mr. Cruz,” Kiko said, “is this a hen or a rooster?”


“Don’t be a fool,” I said. “That red rooster is a killer. May Day Eve
It has killed more chickens than the fox. There is no By: Nick Joaquin
rooster in this town that can stand against it. Pick a
lesser rooster.” The old people had ordered that the dancing should
stop at ten o’clock but it was almost midnight before
My brother would not listen. The match was made the carriages came lining up to the front door, the
and the birds were readied for the killing. Sharp steel servants running to and fro with torches to light the
gaffs were tied to their left legs. Everyone wanted to departing guests, while the girls who were staying
bet on the red gamecock. were promptly herded upstairs to the bedrooms, the
young men gathering around to wish them a good
The fight was brief. Both birds were released in the night and lamenting their ascent with mock signs and
centre of the arena. They circled around once and moanings, proclaiming themselves disconsolate but
then faced each other. I expected our chicken to die of drunk already and simply bursting with wild spirits,
fright. Instead, a strange thing happened. A lovesick merriment, arrogance and audacity, for they were
expression came into the red rooster’s eyes. Then it young bucks newly arrived from Europe; the ball had
did a love dance. That was all our chicken needed. It been in their honor; and they had waltzed and polka –
rushed at the red rooster with its neck feathers flaring. ed and bragged and swaggered and flirted all night
In one lunge, it buried its spurs into its opponent’s and were in no mood to sleep yet – no, caramba, not
chest. The fight was over. on this moist tropic eve! Not on this mystic May eve!
– with the night still young and so seductive that it
“Tiope! Tiope! Fixed fight!” the crowd shouted. was madness not to go out, not to go forth – and
serenade the neighbours! cried one; and swim in the
Then a riot broke out. People tore bamboo benches Pasig! cried another; and gather fireflies! cried a third
apart and used them as clubs. My brother and I had to – whereupon there arose a great clamour for coats and
leave through the back way. I had the chicken under capes, for hats and canes, and they were presently
my arm. We ran toward the coconut groves and kept stumbling out among the medieval shadows of the
running till we lost the mob. As soon as we were safe, foul street where a couple of street – lamps flickered
my brother said: and a last carriage rattled away upon the cobbles
while the blind black houses muttered hush – hush,
“Do you believe it is a rooster now?” their tile roofs looming like sinister chessboards
against a wile sky murky with clouds, save where an
“Yes,” I answered. evil young moon prowled about in a corner or where
a murderous wind whirled, whistling and whining,
I was glad the whole argument was over. smelling now of the sea and now of the summer
orchards and wafting unbearable childhood fragrances
Just then the chicken began to quiver. It stood up in of ripe guavas to the young men trooping so
my arms and cackled with laughter. Something warm uproariously down the street that the girls who were
and round dropped into my hand. It was an egg. disrobing upstairs in the bedrooms scattered
screaming to the windows, crowded giggling at the
Aguila, Augusto Antonio A., Joyce L. Arriola and windows, but were soon sighing amorously over
John Jack Wigley. Philippine Literatures: Texts, those young men bawling below; over those wicked
Themes, Approaches. Espana, Manila: Univesity of young men and their handsome apparel, their proud
Santo Tomas Publishing House. Print. flashing eyes, and their elegant moustaches so black
and vivid in the moonlight that the girls were quite
ravished with love, and began crying to one another
how carefree were men but how awful to be a girl and
what a horrid, and chased them off to bed – while
from up the street came the clackety – clack of the
watchman’s boots on the cobbles, and the clang –
clang of his lantern against his knee, and the mighty
roll of his great voice booming through the night,
“Guardia sereno – o – o! A las doce han dado – o – The old woman dropped the clothes she had gathered
o.” and approached and fixed her eyes on the girl. “You
must take a candle,” she instructed, “and go into a
And it was May again, said the old Anastasia. It was room that is dark and that has a mirror in it and you
the first day of May and witches were abroad in the must be alone in the room. Go up to the mirror and
night, she said – for it was a night of divination, a close your eyes and say:
night of flowers, and those who cared might peer in a
mirror and would there behold the face of whoever it Mirror, mirror,
was they were fated to marry, said the old Anastasia Show to me
as she hobbled about picking up the piled crinolines Him whose woman
and folding up shawls and raking slippers to a corner I will be.
while the girls climbing into the four great poster beds
that overwhelmed the room began shrieking with If all goes right, just above your left shoulder will
terror, scrambling over each other and imploring the appear the face of the man you will marry.”
old woman not to frighten them.
A silence. Then: “And what if all does not go right?”
“Enough, enough, Anastasia! We want to sleep!” asked Agueda.

“Go scare the boys instead, you old witch!” “Ah, then the Lord have mercy on you!”

“She is not a witch, she is a maga. She was born on “Why?”


Christmas Eve!”
Because you may see – the Devil!”
“St. Anastasia, virgin and martyr.”
The girls screamed and clutched one another,
“Huh? Impossible! She has conquered seven shivering.
husbands! Are you a virgin, Anastasia?”
“But what nonsense!” cried Agueda. “This is year
“No, but I am seven times a martyr because of you 1847. There are no devils anymore!” Nevertheless she
girls!” had turned pale. “But where could I go, huh? Yes, I
know! Down to the sala. It has that big mirror and no
“Let her prophesy, let her prophesy! Whom will I one is there now.”
marry, old gypsy? Come, tell me.”
“No, Agueda, no! It is a mortal sin! You will see the
“You may learn in a mirror if you are not afraid.” devil!”
“I am not afraid, I will go,” cried the young cousin
Agueda, jumping up in bed. “I do not care! I am not afraid! I will go!”

“Girls, girls – we are making too much noise! My “Oh, you wicked girl! Oh, you mad girl!”
mother will hear and will come and pinch us all.
Agueda, lie down! And you Anastasia, I command “If you do not come to bed, Agueda, I will call my
you to shut your mouth and go away!” mother.”

“Your mother told me to stay here all night, my “And if you do I will tell her who came to visit you at
grandlady!” the convent last March. Come, old woman – give me
that candle. I go.”
“And I will not lie down!” cried the rebellious
Agueda, leaping to the floor. “Stay, old woman. Tell “Oh girls – come and stop her! Take hold of her!
me what I have to do.” Block the door!”

“Tell her! Tell her!” chimed the other girls. But Agueda had already slipped outside; was already
tiptoeing across the hall; her feet bare and her dark
hair falling down her shoulders and streaming in the The child blanched. “The devil, Mama? Oh... Oh...”
wind as she fled down the stairs, the lighted candle
sputtering in one hand while with the other she pulled “Yes my love. I opened my eyes and there in the
up her white gown from her ankles. mirror, smiling at me over my left shoulder, was the
face of the devil.”
She paused breathless in the doorway to the sala and
her heart failed her. She tried to imagine the room “Oh, my poor little Mama! And were you very
filled again with lights, laughter, whirling couples, frightened?”
and the jolly jerky music of the fiddlers. But, oh, it
was a dark den, a weird cavern, for the windows had “You can imagine. And that is why good little girls do
been closed and the furniture stacked up against the not look into mirrors except when their mothers tell
walls. She crossed herself and stepped inside. them. You must stop this naughty habit, darling, of
admiring yourself in every mirror you pass – or you
The mirror hung on the wall before her; a big antique may see something frightful some day.”
mirror with a gold frame carved into leaves and
flowers and mysterious curlicues. She saw herself “But the devil, Mama – what did he look like?”
approaching fearfully in it; a small white ghost that
the darkness bodied forth – but not willingly, not “Well, let me see... he has curly hair and a scar on his
completely, for her eyes and hair were so dark that the cheek –“
face approaching in the mirror seemed only a mask
that floated forward; a bright mask with two holes “Like the scar of Papa?”
gaping in it, blown forward by the white cloud of her
gown. But when she stood before the mirror she lifted “Well, yes. But this of the devil was a scar of sin,
the candle level with her chin and the dead mask while that of your Papa is a scar of honour. Or so he
bloomed into her living face. says.”

She closed her eyes and whispered the incantation. “Go on about the devil.”
When she had finished such a terror took hold of her
that she felt unable to move, unable to open her eyes “Well, he had mustaches.”
and thought she would stand there forever, enchanted.
But she heard a step behind her, and a smothered “Like those of Papa?”
giggle, and instantly opened her eyes.
“Oh, no. Those of your Papa are dirty and graying
“And what did you see, Mama? Oh, what was it?” and smell horribly of tobacco, while these of the devil
were very black and elegant – oh, how elegant!”
But Dona Agueda had forgotten the little girl on her
lap: she was staring pass the curly head nestling at her “And did he have horns and tail?”
breast and seeing herself in the big mirror hanging in
the room. It was the same room and the same mirror The mother’s lips curled. “Yes, he did! But, alas, I
but the face she now saw in it was an old face – a could not see them at that time. All I could see were
hard, bitter, vengeful face, like a white mask, that his fine clothes, his flashing eyes, his curly hair, and
fresh young face like a pure mask than she had moustaches.”
brought before this mirror one wild May Day
midnight ten years ago... “And did he speak to you, Mama?”

“But what was it Mama? Oh please go on! What did “Yes... Yes, he spoke to me,” said Dona Agueda. And
you see?” bowing her graying head, she wept.

Dona Agueda looked down at her daughter but her “Charms like yours have no need for a candle, fair
face, did not soften though her eyes filled with tears. one,” he had said, smiling her in the mirror and
“I saw the devil,” she said bitterly. stepping back to give her a low mocking bow. She
had whirled around and glared at him and he had
burst into laughter. “But clearly you do not despise yourself, senorita.
You come to admire your charms in the mirror even
“But I remember you!” he cried. “You are Agueda, in the middle of the night!”
whom I left a mere infant and came home to find a
tremendous beauty, and I danced a waltz with you but She turned livid and he had a malicious satisfaction.
you would not give me the polka.”
“I was not admiring myself, sir!”
“Let me pass,” she muttered fiercely, for he was
barring her the way. “You were admiring the moon perhaps?”

“But I want to dance the polka with you, fair one,” he “Oh!” she gasped, and burst into tears. The candle
said. dropped from her hand and she covered her face and
sobbed piteously. The candle had gone out and they
So they stood before the mirror; their panting breath stood in darkness, and young Badoy was conscience –
the only sound in the dark room; the candle shining stricken.
between them and flinging their shadows to the wall.
And young Badoy Montiya (who had crept home very “Oh, do not cry, little one! Oh, please forgive me!
drunk to pass out quietly in bed) suddenly found Please do not cry! But what a brute I am! I was drunk,
himself cold sober and very much awake and ready little one, I was drunk and knew not what I said.”
for anything. His eyes sparkled and the scar on his
face gleamed scarlet. He groped and found her hand and touched it to his
lips. She shuddered in her white gown.
“Let me pass!” she cried again, in a voice of fury, but
he grasped her by the wrist. “Let me go,” she moaned, and tugged feebly.

“No,” he smiled. “Not until we have danced.” “No. Say you forgive me first. Say you forgive me,
Agueda.”
“Go to the devil!”
But instead she pulled his hand to her mouth and bit it
“What a temper has my serrana!” – bit so sharply into the knuckles that he cried with
pain and lashed out with his other hand – lashed out
“I am not your serrana!” and hit the air, for she was gone, she had fled, and he
heard the rustling of her skirts up the stairs as he
“Whose, then? Someone I know? Someone I have furiously sucked his bleeding fingers.
offended grievously? Because you treat me, you treat
all my friends like your mortal enemies.” Cruel thoughts raced through his head: he would go
and tell his mother and make her turn the savage girl
“And why not?” she demanded, jerking her wrist out of the house – or he would himself to the girl’s
away and flashing her teeth in his face. “Oh, how I room and drag her out of bed and slap, slap, slap her
detest you, you pompous young men! You go to silly face! But at the same time he was thinking that
Europe and you come back elegant lords and we poor they were all going up to Antipolo in the morning and
girls are too tame to please you. We have no grace was already planning how he would manoeuvre
like the Parisiennes, we have no fire like the himself into the same boat with her.
Sevillians, and we have no salt, no salt, no salt! Aie,
how you weary me, how you bore me, you fastidious Oh, he would have his revenge, he would make her
young men!” pay, that little harlot! She should suffer for this, he
thought greedily, licking his bleeding knuckles. But –
“Come, come – how do you know about us?” Judas! – what eyes she had! And what a pretty colour
she turned when angry! He remembered her bare
“I heard you talking, I have heard you talking among shoulders: gold in the candlelight and delicately
yourselves, and I despise the pack of you!” furred. He saw the mobile insolence of her neck, and
her taunt breasts steady in the fluid no fire or grace? flowing, came tiding back, so overflooding the actual
And no salt? An arroba she had of it! moment and so swiftly washing away the piled hours
and days and months and years that he was left
“... No lack of salt in the chrism suddenly young again; he was a gay young buck
At the moment of thy baptism!” again, lately come from Europe; he had been dancing
all night; he was very drunk; he stopped in the
He sang aloud in the dark room and suddenly realized doorway; he saw a face in the dark; he cried out... and
that he had fallen madly in love with her. He ached the lad standing before the mirror (for it was a lad in a
intensely to see her again – at once! – to touch her night gown) jumped with fright and almost dropped
hands and her hair; to hear her harsh voice. He ran to his candle, but looking around and seeing the old
the window and flung open the casements and the man, laughed out with relief and came running.
beauty of the night struck him back like a blow. It
was May, it was summer, and he was young – young! “Oh Grandpa, how you frightened me!”
– and deliriously in love. Such a happiness welled up
within him that the tears spurted from his eyes. Don Badoy had turned very pale. “So it was you, you
young bandit! And what is all this, hey? What are you
But he did not forgive her – no! He would still make doing down here at this hour?”
her pay, he would still have his revenge, he thought
viciously, and kissed his wounded fingers. But what a “Nothing, Grandpa. I was only... I am only...”
night it had been! “I will never forget this night!” he
thought aloud in an awed voice, standing by the “Yes, you are the great Senor Only and how delighted
window in the dark room, the tears in his eyes and the I am to make your acquaintance, Senor Only! But if I
wind in his hair and his bleeding knuckles pressed to break this cane on your head you may wish you were
his mouth. someone else, sir!”

But, alas, the heart forgets; the heart is distracted; and “It was just foolishness, Grandpa. They told me I
May – time passes; summer ends; the storms break would see my wife.”
over the rot – ripe orchards and the heart grows old;
while the hours, the days, the months, and the years “Wife? What wife?”
pile up and pile up, till the mind becomes too
crowded. Too confused: dust gathers it; cobwebs “Mine. The boys at school said I would see her if I
multiply; the walls darken and fall into ruin and looked in a mirror tonight and said:
decay; the memory perishes... and there came when
Don Badoy Montiya walked home through a May Mirror, mirror
Day midnight without remembering, without even Show to me
caring to remember; being merely concerned in Her whose lover
feeling his way across the street with his cane; his I will be.”
eyes having grown quite dim and his legs uncertain –
for he was old; he was over sixty; he was a very Don Badoy cackled ruefully. He took the boy by the
stooped and shrivelled old man with white hair and hair, pulled him along into the room, sat down on a
moustaches, coming home from a secret meeting of chair, and drew the boy between his knees.
conspirators; his mind still resounding with the
speeches and his patriot heart still exultant as he “Now, put your candle down on the floor, son, and let
picked his way up the steps to the front door and us talk this over. So you want your wife already, hey?
inside into the slumbering darkness of the house; You want to see her in advance, hey? But do you
wholly unconscious of the May night, till on his way know that these are wicked games and that wicked
down the hall, chancing to glance into the sala, he boys who play them are in danger of seeing horrors?”
shuddered, he stopped, his blood ran cold – for he had
seen a face in the mirror there – a ghostly candlelit “Well, the boys did warn me I might see a witch
face with the eyes closed and the lips moving, a face instead.”
that he suddenly felt he had seen there before though
it was a full minute before the lost memory came
“Exactly! A witch so horrible you may die of fright. saw the devil in this mirror. Was is of the scare that
And she will bewitch you, she will torture you, she Grandma died?”
will eat your heart and drink your blood!”
Don Badoy stared. For a moment he had forgotten
“Oh, come now Grandpa. This is 1890. There are no that she was dead, that she had perished – the poor
witches anymore.” Agueda; that they were at peace at last, the two of
them, her tired body at rest; her broken body set free
“Oh – ho, my young Voltaire! And what if I tell you at last from the brutal pranks of the earth – from the
that I myself have seen a witch.” trap of a May night; from the snare of a summer; from
the terrible silver nets of the moon. She had been a
“You? Where?” mere heap of white hair and bones in the end: a
whimpering withered consumptive, lashing out with
“Right in this room and right in that mirror,” said the her cruel tongue; her eyes like live coals; her face like
old man, and his playful voice had turned savage. ashes... Now, nothing – nothing save a name on a
stone; save a stone in a graveyard – nothing! –
“When, Grandpa?” nothing at all! All that was left of the young girl who
had flamed so vividly in a mirror one wild May Day
“Not so long ago. When I was a bit older than you. midnight, long, long ago.
Oh, I was a vain fellow and though I was feeling very
sick that night and merely wanted to lie down And remembering how she had sobbed so piteously;
somewhere and die. I could not pass that doorway of remembering how she had bitten his hand and fled
course without stopping to see in the mirror what I and how he had sung aloud in the dark moon and
looked like when dying. But when I poked my head in surprised hi heart in the instant of falling in love: such
what should I see in the mirror but... but...” a grief tore up his throat and eyes that he felt ashamed
before the boy; pushed the boy away; stood up and
“The witch?” fumbled his way to the window, threw open the
casements and looked out – looked out upon the
“Exactly!” medieval shadows of the foul street where a couple of
street lamps flickered and a last carriage was rattling
“And did she bewitch you, Grandpa?” away upon the cobbles, while the blind black houses
muttered hush – hush, their tiled roofs looming like
“She bewitched me and she tortured me. She ate my sinister chessboards against a wild sky murky with
heart and drank my blood,” said the old man bitterly. clouds, save where an evil old moon prowled about in
a corner or where a murderous wind whirled,
“Oh, my poor little Grandpa! Why have you never whistling and whining, smelling now of the sea and
told me! And she was very horrible?” now of the summer orchards and wafting unbearable
Maytime memories of an old, old love to the old man
“Horrible? God, no – she was beautiful. She was the shaking with sobs by the window; the bowed old man
most beautiful creature I have ever seen! Her eyes sobbing so bitterly at the window; the tears streaming
were somewhat like yours but her hair was like black down his cheeks and the wind in his hair and one
waters and her golden shoulders were bare. My God, hand pressed to his mouth – while from up the street
she was enchanting! But I should have known – I came the clackety – clack of the watchman’s boots on
should have known even then – the dark and fatal the cobbles, and the clang – clang of his lantern
creature she was!” against his knee, and the mighty roll if his voice
booming through the night: “Guardia sereno – o – o!
A silence. Then: “What a horrid mirror this is, A las doce han dado – o – o!”
Grandpa,” whispered the boy.
Aguila, Augusto Antonio A., Joyce L. Arriola and
“What makes you say that, hey?” John Jack Wigley. Philippine Literatures: Texts,
Themes, Approaches. Espana, Manila: Univesity of
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me that Grandma once told her that Grandma once

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