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I was late for work again, as I walked into my office my boss saw
me and told me that if I am late for work any more this month that
he is going to have no choice but to lay me off. So as you can tell I
was in a very crappy mood. After work I went to the local bar to let
off some stress but there was my boss. He was sitting 2 seats away
from me at the bar. I knew that if he saw me sitting there that I
would here a lecture all night long. So I had a genus idea, I would go
to him and say hi, talk to him and I listen to the long lecture about
how me being late affects my performance at the office. And slip
him some pills in his drink buy a prostitute a prostitute to fuck him
while I took pictures. This was the smartest idea I ever thought of.
At least I thought it was. When I went to sit next to him he was
already very hammered. He told me that I looked great in my
penguin costume. I thought to myself this is going to be easy. He
went to the bathroom and I saw my chance, I slipped a pill in his
drink. Little did I know some random guy slipped a pill in my drink
thinking that the drink belonged to the sexy girl next to me. So we
where both fucked up and wasted we went to the office singing
songs and yelling random things. It was 12:00 and we were
completely without logic. Next thing I know I wake up around a
circle of people with my boss shouting More, More in his dreams.
The circle of people where all my co-workers. As I got up and
walked away some one shouted "Well at least he is on time"
The main reason for this essay is because I did not follow out proper
orders and was not at the correct place of duty for PT/Accountability
formation at the correct time. Although there was a
miscommunication, granted on my half, there is still no excuse for
me to miss a formation. I want to be an excellent soldier and I want
to excel in the military. The first step I need to put into action is
always making sure I am at the appropriate place of duty at the
correct time or preferably with time to spare. This is a simple task
that is easy and painless to ensure, and it will be accomplished.