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know how to
ngineer: Remember to tip 18 percent, everybody.
code?
Mathematician: Is that 18 percent of the pretax
Math: Why
total, or of the total with tax?
bother? Learning
Physicist: You know, it’s simpler if we assume the system
to code is also a
doesn’t have tax.
trivial problem.
Computer Scientist: But it does have tax.
Eng: Uh . . . your
Phys: Sure, but the numbers work out more cleanly if we
program says we
don’t pay tax and tip. It’s a pretty small error term.
each owe $8,400.
Eng: What you call a “small error,” I call a “collapsed
CS: Well, I
bridge.”
haven’t debugged it yet, if that’s what you’re getting at.
Economist: Don’t get me started on taxes! If there
Phys: This is a waste of time. Let’s just split it evenly.
were no taxes, I would have ordered a second soda. But
Econ: No! That’s so ineffcient. Let’s each write down
instead, the government intervened, and by increasing
the amount we’re willing to put in, then auction off the
transaction costs, prevented an exchange that would
remainder at some point on the contract curve.
have benefited both the restaurant and me.
Phys: Huh?
Eng: You did order a second soda.
Math: Like most economics, that’s just gibberish with
Econ: In practice, yes. But my argument still holds in the word “auction” in it.
theory. Eng: Look, it’s simple. Total your items, add 8 percent
The computer scientist lays a smart phone on the tax, and 18 percent tip.
table. Math: Sure. Does anybody know 12 plus 7?
CS: OK, I’ve coded a program to help us compute the CS: You don’t?
check. Math: What do I look like, a human calculator?
Math: Hmmph. Any idiot could do that. It’s a trivial Numbers are for children, half-wits, and bored cats.
problem. The engineer looks at the cash they’ve gathered.
Eng: Is everyone’s money in? It seems we’re a little
short . . .
Phys: How short?
Eng: Well, the total was $104, not including tip . . . and
so far we’ve got $31.07 and an old lottery ticket.
Phys: Close enough, right? It’s a small error term.
Math: Which of you idiots wasted your money on a lot-
tery ticket?
Econ: I should mention that I’m not planning to eat here
again. Are any of you?
CS: What does that matter?
Econ: Well, in a noniterated prisoner’s dilemma, the
dominant strategy is to defect.
Eng: Meaning?
Econ: We should be tipping 0 percent, since we’ll never
see that waiter again.
Math: That’s awful.