Joint communique for Qatar and the UAE

The attacks conducted on the two astronauts were orchestrated by the nations of Qatar and
the UAE.
The UAE and Qatar share a similar vision regarding the fact that they have often been
overlooked by the global community at large. The Islamic might has been greatly
underestimated by the Western superpowers, and now the UAE and Qatar will show the
rest of the world how great the Middle East’s influence can stretch – if left unchecked. The
demands of the terrorists are simply humiliation to each and every country present, of their
incompetence.
It is absurd and laughable that the countries involved in the agenda at hand cannot even
agree when it comes to the welfare and the immediate future of the human race at large.
The UAE and Qatar are disgusted by the attitude shown by the nations of the Middle East,
but wants to still collaborate with its Islamic Middle-Eastern allies to bring them to the
forefront of the international community.
The UAE and Qatar have possessed the file for outer space farming because of a mole in the
system. It was directed by the satellites of the joint UAE and Qatar forces – a detail that the
global countries completely missed even when the delegate of Qatar explicitly mentioned
the importance of monitoring satellite activity.
The UAE and Qatar have been working tirelessly behind the scenes to achieve our true goal
of human reunification and salvation under the holy name of Allah. We have achieved over
50 trillion Yuan in treasury funds, through saving our vast crude oil resources at a sizeable
rate for the last century.
We have installed spies in every scientific system of the major countries – USSR, USA, UK,
France, China etc.
We are looking to expand our territory as much as possible, ‘our’ signifying humans, and our
claim on this universe.
Moreover, we have the machinery and armaments necessary to launch an all out nuclear
strike on the world. The last 100 years of hoarding nuclear weapons, and resources of mass
destruction has given us with more than enough resources to decimate the world as we
know it. The UAE and Qatar have demands that the committee WILL meet to if they don’t
want their capital cities bombed and more instances of space terrorism.
The UAE and Qatar have sufficient resources for conducting more activities on space
terrorism and destroying all hope of outer space migration in the future if the countries do
not agree to come together as one.
Demands:
Accepting the Middle Eastern countries as the supreme powers of the world. The
superpowers limiting their armies to 80000 soldiers 50 ships and 100 tanks. The third world
countries each finding a larger superpower to attach to. By the end, only 4 countries will be
recognized – the UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Iraq – and their colonies.
If these demands are not met, there will be guaranteed mutual destruction which is against
the interests of all countries at hand.
The UAE has said before “Peace at all costs”, even if that means temporary destruction.