Scene 2 Pamamanhikan

Maid: Please take a sit. The Master and the Mistress will be here shortly. The guests have
arrived. Cue in the master. In three, two, one!

Honey Boy: Hello! The Salazar family! Finally! We meet! Welcome!All stand.

All: Good Morning!

CJ: Good Morning, Tito!

!Honey Boy: CJ! You can call me daddy, already!

Honey Boy: Ang gaganda pala ng mga sisters mo! Pero akala ko isasama mo ang
mommy mo? Where is she?

Grace Salazar: I am Grace. CJ’s mama!

Honey Boy: Oh come on! You must be kidding! Binobola mo naman ako eh! She looks
just like your
sister. Welcome, balae! I’m honey boy. You can call me Honey! Pero mas gugustihin ng
asawa kong tawagin mo kong Boy. Boy na lang!

Grace Salazar: Okay, Boy.

CJ: Ah, Tito! Pakilala ko po kayo sa mga kapatid ko. Ito si Ate Gabbie.

All sisters frown upon shaking hands with Honey Boy.

Gabbie: Good morning, Sir!

Honey Boy: The old maid.

Alex: Hi, Sir! Alex!

Honey Boy: Ah! The black sheep of the family!

CJ: Ito po si Ate Teddie.

Honey Boy: The maid in Spain!

Teddie: Maid?

Frodo: That is absurd! English tutor siya ng anak ng pamangkin ng hari ng Spain! Tama?

Teddie: ‘nods and smiles’

Honey Boy: Uh, ang ibig kong sabihin naman ay gawa sa Espanya.

Papakilala dapat si Frodo pero naignore lang. Ouch.

Bobbie: I’m Bobbie.