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WALLY, YOU NEVER REALLY ANSWERED THE QUESTION T LEFT ON YOUR VOICE- ATL 15 THIS A CASE OF SIMPLE INCOMPETENCE OR A PREVIEW OF SOMETHING FAR MORE SINISTER? TVE ADOPTED A DEFENSIVE STRATEGY TM WITHHOLDING INFORMATION TO MAKE (MYSELF APPEAR MORE VALUABLE. T ONLY RETURN MONE CAUS LATE AT NIGHT AND LEAVE INCOMPLETE ANSWERS, a TIN PERSON, T ACT OVERWORKED AND IRRATIONAL SO PEOPLE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, a IF CORNERED, I SIGH DEEPLY AND RECOUNT OLD WAR STORIES THAT DON'T RELATE TO THE QUESTION, ap Soar WoHat TF THEY TEAM UP?| T ACCOMPLISHED TUICE AS MUCH AS WALLY THIS YEAR, BUT WE GOT EXACTLY THE SAME TINY RATSES. TMs scOTTADIWSGAOUCOM SA TM WONDERING TF THIS IS A CLEVER SHIFT IN MANAGEMENT PHILOSOPAY OR A SIMPLE APPLICATION OF YOUR IGNORANCE? YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY ME AND THAT WOULD AFFECT MY PAY WOW? CONGRATULATIONS, WALLY. I'VE SELECTED YOU TO HEAD UP OUR CAMPAIGN FOR “UNITED CHARITY.” I CAOSE YOU NOT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LEAST VALUABLE MEMBER| # OF THE GROUP, BUTALSO |} BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DARN PITIFUL. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY UNLESS IT'S BEING DONE To You. 'EMal SCOFTADANS@AOLCOM i S.Adains 195 YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO "UNITED CHARITY” ARE BELOL) AVERAGE. FOR YOUR PAY LEVEL ACTUALLY, I DONATE SNOTA _ TEN PERCENT OF MY TEAM IFUND AN INCOME AND THOUSANDs|!| PLAYER.” AGENCY THAT OF HOURS TO LOCAL Ee GROUPS NOT ON YOUR | APPROVED LIST. AWAY FROM ‘Enail SCOTTADANS@AOLCOM iy a |e FOUR HOURS A DAY!/ S/idzma E-mail) SCOTTADANSOAOL COW LHAD A FEW ‘SUGGESTIONS ON YOUR DOCUMENT, Sime TVE MADE SOME UPGRADES To YOUR DOCUMENT, AUICE THATS SUST WHAT IT NEEDED: A GUNCH OF OBTUSE ACRONYMS, AND JARGON, ‘000K, LOOKY! YOUVE ALSO MADE ELEGANT /NULTI-TOPIC SENTENCES, OUT OF MY STUBBY CLEAR ONES! TT WANK YOU. AND) PUT PAE DOWN AS er repeat | I'M THE BOSS. MAYBE T SHOULD DISTRIBUTE LITTLE. PLASTIC STATUES OF YOU WITH EVERY COPY. How) AGOUT THAT? 1 155 Ud Foss Snes WERE'S YOUR’ COPY, HERE'S ‘YOUR STATUE, DON'T ASK ‘CUR QUALITY 15 Low, BUT AT LEAST WE DONTGET CREDIT.

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