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“Let’s Twist Again” words and music by Dave Appell and Kal Mann © 1961
(renewed) Kalmann Music, Inc., in the U.S. (c/o Spirit Two Music, Inc.). All
rights for the world outside of the U.S. administered by Chappell & Co., Inc.
All rights reserved. Used by permission of Alfred Music.
The cover and front matter illustrations are by Tom Angleberger and Jason
Rosenstock. All other illustrations are by the author. The cover illustration
and all other illustrations depicting Emperor Palpatine, Jabba the Hutt, Yoda,
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to all year.
else.)
problem.
allergies. No ORIGAMI!)
frightening.
trouble?
switch.
nothing much.)
came along.
“WUG!”
“NOOOOOOOO!”
SAD WHISTLE!
“I like nuts!”
and . . .”
that.)
voice.
voice at all.
field trip.”
said.
to ask again!”
told me.
interests!
the class.
decision.
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times.
I said.
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They weren’t.
you?”
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“How?”
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with anyone?”
finished Kellen.
“Yes.”
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nastily.
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Harvey’s Comment
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Pikpok Pete!!!!!!!!!!
zoo trip was so nostrul.
how nostrul? well we saw a hippo that had
a gallon of snot coming out of its nostril.
it was a really big nostril but this trip
was twice as nostrul as that nostril.
people, it’s three and a half hours to
the zoo from school. that’s seven hours on
a bus and no video games no music no tv.
it is the perfect time to do origami
because what else are you going to do?
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Harvey’s Comment
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Harvey’s Comment
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Bus Haiku
by Sara
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by KelleN
your underwear?”
serious! It stinks!
him!
on.]
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Harvey: No . . . It’s . . .
stinks . . .
of the Force!
field trip!
THIS BUS!
out.]
Kleenex . . .
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Bauer?
complete.”
Lance: Powers?
miserable?
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stink!
underwear.
happen.
Lime.
really.]
Fruit Roll-Ups.
lime . . .
had foreseen!
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Fruit Roll-Ups?
prepare to witness—
eyes.]
finger.]
will.
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loud already!
Fruitigami Yoda?
pants.
Harvey’s Comment
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by Amy
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Harvey’s Comment
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middle of things.
the doorknob?”
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fooled!”
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rules.”
I did.
me.
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Kellen.”
“Spaceship!”
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those things.
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real impressed.)
Harvey’s Comment
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Chewie: GRRRRR!
Han: He says, “Throw it out the window, kid!”
Me: No way! Rhondella would make me pay for it!
Rabbski would kick me out of school!
Han: Oh, yeah, Rabbski . . . She’s tougher than
Bossk on a bad day! She’ll handle it for you . . .
Me: How can . . .
Han: You need to think like a scoundrel, kid!
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Harvey’s Comment
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Holocron Keeper.
you:
like feet.”
Appleseed.”
Nobody looks.
Nobody looks.
Lance.)
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Appleseed!”
in front of a restaurant!
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missing it!”
and . . .”
SAW HIM!”
“YOU—”
Er . . . Adam?”
tiny bathroom.
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sprinkling . . .”
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No comment.
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by KelleN
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Harvey’s Comment
Kellen’s Comment
Yeah, actuaLly, I’m not complaining about
Harvey did!
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Harvey’s Comment
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by Tommy
crazy?”
Washington Monument!
back.
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Harvey’s Comment
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Why me?
OWN?
EX-FRIEND Lance!
SODA!!!!
basically a Rib-B-Q-Sicle.)
button for.]
Whoopie!
Harvey.]
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that counts.
bottle?
lunch!
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Up.
cap . . .
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sunlight . . .
. . .
nation’s capital . . .
my pants!
right?
sidewalk!
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Harvey’s Comment
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either, but our part of the field trip was so awful that
we get there and there is the glyptodon and it’s the size
“TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!”
“TURTLE!!!!!!”
“TURTLE!!!!!”
were all tied to each other and every single one had to
yell “TURTLE!!!!!”
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“TURTLE!!!!”
mammoth.
look at this—”
Harvey’s Comment
My Comment: TURTLE !
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by LaNce
Okay, I’ll write this chapter, since I was the one that
of the museum and is, like, five stories tall and has all
help but look at all those planes and rockets and space
airplane!”
had to fill out boxes that said stuff like: “The biggest
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so far.
“What about the people who get hit on the head with
remembering.”
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bathroom yet.”
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concentrate.”
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“Four . . .”
“Three . . .”
“One . . .”
“For luck,” she said. “And now I’m getting out of here
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out, and then started the most amazing float you have
EVER seen!
Kellen hadn’t gone for extra lift, so his started a long, fast
arc all the way across the space, just curving left a tiny bit.
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it crash and . . .
well . . .
it did crash . . .
onto . . .
onto . . .
No. I can’t say it. It’s too horrible. It’s too terrible.
railing at . . .
at . . .
at . . .
at Mr. Howell.
we were on.
He looked at it.
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same time.
. . . with fear.
“YOU!!!!!!!!!!!”
badge.
escalator.
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X-1?”
“Uh,” I said.
ONE!”
“Uh,” I said.
“Uh,” I said.
at us.
X-1!”
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Bell X-2 . . .”
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earth.
wing.
railing.
“LOOK!”
we were inside?
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look again.
said Howell.
Harvey’s Comment
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of things.
And he did.
eight of them?”
Clean Fun.
pitifully.
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And he smiled.
Harvey’s Comment
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Harvey’s Comment
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by Mike
or something.
And then . . .
said Lance.
growled Amy.
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tight!”
He said, “Yep.”
Finally:
McDonald’s.
Roll-Ups?
related emergencies.
Fruit Roll-Ups!
Dwight: Purple.
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Misery . . .
Gloom . . .
Whining . . .
over again.”
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any.
something.]
Rhondella: Ew!
Dwight: Purrrrrple . . .
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Darth Maul!
. . .]
Quavondo?
cheek.
bucks?” I asked.
means MUST!
Harvey’s Comment
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road.
cheeseburger combo.
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costs to do that?
CENTS!!!!!!!!!
vegetarian.
MEAT!!!!!!!!!!
said.]
Fruitigami Yoda.”
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thinks of everything!”
Harvey’s Comment
I wanted to go to McDonalds.
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a table.
given him.
the . . . hubbub.”
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that!”
mix-’em-up!”
happened!
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And then . . .
And then . . .
really happening.
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Mr. Howell.
Rabbski.
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you must!”
first time!
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out how!”
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other anyway.
next to her.
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“what? harvey?”
“yes.”
better.”
On the lips.
“okay.”
just happened.”
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. . . then . . .
by Tommy
by Tommy
Me: OWWW!!!!!!!!
same time.
yells Rabbski.
take long!
point.
him, too.
“I—” he stammers.
life!
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tear apart!
reform school?
Harvey.
other way.
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“Search your—”
Rabbski.
So I do.
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feelings.
Harvey’s feelings.
that, and—
Both times!
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to look it up on—
“I twibbed,” I said.
seat!”
dark abnd—”
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again.
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“Yeah. I do now.”
“Yeah.”
me all day.”
then.
“Hrmmm,” he grunted.
me?”
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“Fruitigami Yoda.”
hollered at us.
a few times.
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good . . . maybe.
worksheet?”
of those.
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trouble.
right?
out!
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saved!
filled-out) worksheets.
for Dwight.
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last night?”
the trip.
“No.”
“No.”
was right!
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white paper.
worksheets?” I begged.
questions,” I shouted.
Jedi.”
book version?”
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“Well—”
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museum?”
paper.
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CASE FILE????????
doesn’t!
“Yes! Please!!!!”
there!
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Stardate: 387
Planet: Earth
System: Zynamon 5 (known locally as the Solar
System)
Outside temperature: 61 degrees
Who: Dwight, aka Sherlock Dwight, aka the Magic
Squirrel of Silent Movie Fame, formerly
Captain Dwight
Best friend: Caroline
Favorite color: Orange
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Harvey’s Comment
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He did.
your feelings.”
And I did.
really did fly away to see that kid and the kid
BUT I CAN’T!!!!!!!
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