Funny Onion

Once upon a time there was

an onion called Funny Onion.

All he wanted was to make

people laugh. But he made
people cry instead because
he was an onion.

Funny Onion said,

“I will search the world
to learn how to be funny.”

He met a tomato who said,

“Wear a funny hat!”
But people still cried.

He met a banana who said,

“Wear some funny shoes.”
But people still cried.

Funny Onion was ready to

give up when he met a
pineapple. The pineapple
whispered in his ear,
“Do something funny!”

Funny Onion did something

funny and everyone laughed.
They laughed, and laughed,
and laughed...