Trippy thoughts

● The letter W starts with a D

● The movie Cars has sidewalks
● Humans are the only animal who
pays to live on the planet
● What if stars aren't stars, there are
just holes in a container for us to
breathe
● You're head slowly prints your hair
● Light bulbs are such a good idea,
they became the symbol for a
good idea.
● Reading a book is just looking at a
dead tree
● If a fly loses its wings, is it now
called a walk
● Would Lightning Mcqueen get car
insurance or life insurance
 ● If you sweat in a sweater, does that
make you the sweater
● What if every country has ninjas
but we only know about japans
ninjas because there so bad at
being ninjas
● You technically have 2 minutes to
live but every time you breath, the
timer gets reset
● If your parents say not to take
candy from strangers, what is
halloween
● Your eraser slowly dies because of
your mistakes
● The number of people that are
older than you will never increase
● Why does food get cold but drinks
get hot
● Are leaves called leaves because
they leave the tree
● Mirrors don't break they only
multiply
● If it rains on a Sunday is it now
called Rainday
● Clapping is just hitting yourself
over and over because you like
something
● Have you ever felt bugs on you
when there are no bugs on you,
there the ghosts of the bugs you
have stepped on
● When you clean a vacuum cleaner,
are you the vacuum cleaner
● If I get scared half to death twice,
what does that make me
● If you're waiting for the waiter,
does that make you the waiter
● How do you throw away a garbage
can
● If you buy a bigger bed, you have
more bed room but less bedroom
● If you drop soap on the floor is the
soap dirty, or is the floor clean
● Which orange came first, the
colour or the fruit