If you buy a bigger bed you left with more BED ROOM but less BEDROOM.

When you clean a vacuum cleaner arn't you the vacuum cleaner?
If life is unfair to everyone does that means that life is actually fair?
What makes the pizza box square?, if the pizza is circle, and the slice is a
TRIANGLE.
Why it called "building" if it already builded?
How the sponge hold a water when it full of holes?
If you're invisible and you closed your eyes can you see through your eyes lit?
A firetruck is actually a WATERTRUCK.
Why a delivery on a ship called cargo?, but in a car it called a SHIPMENT.
Why do we drive in parkway, but park in driveway?
Every book you've read is just a re-make a of dictionary.
mirror don't break, they only multiplied itself.
People cut down bird houses to make more bird houses.
if two mind-reader are reading each other mind, whose mind are they reading?
If Tomb is pronounce Toom and Womb is pronounce Woom, then why Bomb isn't pronounce
Boom?
Ice cube is actually hurting and swim in it's own blood.
Why it called "apartment" if it stuck together?
Are robots that fixed other robots engineer or docter?
you have 2 minute to live but everytime you breath it reset the timer.
if your parents told you not to take candys from strangers, then why is there
halloween?
Your eraser slowly died because of your mistakes.
"I'm up for something" and "I'm down for something" means the same thing.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Can you
turn it off and turn it back on again?"
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall
person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor
it'd be insulting.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but they do when you say "seperate".
The letter "W" starts with a "D"
You know what is crazy? water it can boil you to death, freeze you to death, and
drown you, yet you still need it to survive.
The opposite of microsoft office is macrohard onfire.
When a student fails a test is the student's fault, or the teacher?
Bullet only do thier job when they are fired.
If you take a value of pie and hold it into the mirror, it actually spells PIE.
Water is a portal to a universe where you can fly but can't breath.
popcorn explosion is frozen in time just so you can eat them.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" means the exact same thing, except when you're at the
funeral.
If fly loses it's wings is it now called a walk?
When you sweat in a sweater, does that makes you the sweater?
Your fingers have finger-tip but your toes don't have toe-tip yes, you can tip-toe
but not tip-finger.
If it's rain on a sunday does that means it's now a rainday?
Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is oranges named orange
because oranges are orange?

User... You have to help me.

You have to do your best!
So let me give you a wild wild quest!

[PART 1 THE INTRO] *

Your goal, search everywhere.

And try to free my name from this nightmare!
Knowing you, it's a lot (lot) to ask.
But do you best 'cause i won't last!
I have a fever from Bombay!
The one we catch at night on Saturday!
Yeah yeah, i know this song sucks.
I apologize and prefer to do some beatbox!

[PART 2 CAT HINT] *

Come on, there's probably a smart way.

To take control over that ludicrous gameplay!
Look!, There's a tiny furry kitty-cat!
Just make him rhyme with the word "Attract"!

[PART 3 CAT MOVE] *

Great!, This cat is finally moving!

Thanks to this big fish you're cleverly holding!
User, you should walk him in this maze.
Like hoggle did during the Bowie king days!

[PART 4 PANEL HINT] *

How can we access to my name?

And remove, from the music slot, the word GAME.
Unscrewing this board would be a good start.
Unless you know a special flipping martial art!

[PART 5 PANAL OFF] *

I am doomed to remain here.

Like a sad play written by Sir William Shakespeare!
(GIGI THOU)
This golden chain is linked to a padlock!
Protecting and maintaining that big block!
For the hundredth time, I'm sorry.
But you need to get (to get x2) a key!

[PART 6 TETRIS HINT] *

This weird game seems broken.

No button, No cross, No point, No shotgun!
Fix it and add some sort of controller.
And stay away from this sharp alien laser!

[PART 7 TETRIS HINT 2] *

These wood panels should do the trick.

Unfortunately, they don't seem to stick.
You know what we need? Yeah, assistance!
Or something like... hm... Oh! A substance!

[PART 8 THE WALL] *

Damn, we will never cross this wall!

It's thick, It's fat, It looks unbreakable!
Don't let me stuck in here.
With no book, no TV, no radio, no peer to peer!
[PART 9 RUNNER HINT] *

I think this game is called a "Runner".

But this little guy doesn't look like a winner.
The main problem is... He can't jump!
What we need is... A big bump!

- END

Got many money, honey

I'm a superstar
my life is funny, honey
have you seen my car?
i know a lot of people
i'm a superstar
everybody knows me
right from near to far
I got a plane (i got a plane)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
You know my name (You know my name)
And i just want you to know!
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i don't care who you are!
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and i don't care who you are!