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environment knowledge
PHOTO THIS PAGE: HILARY SWIFT/THE NEW YORK TIMES
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health
The Landfill of
the Future?
Wacky Birthday
Traditions!
Preparing for Takeoff An innovative company From Brazil to Germany
If you’re over 60 and in Newfoundland is to Australia, here’s a fun
love to travel, here’s transforming waste look at how people cel-
some advice from a from fishing, farming ebrate their big day.
doctor for what to pack. and forestry into every- BY STÉPHANIE VERGE
on the cover:
photo by jaime hogge
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reader’s digest
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drama in real life
60
health
74
heart
A Flood of Emotions Team Player They Welcome the
Trapped by a hurricane Why you should con- World’s Displaced
and rising waters, a sider volunteering for a Three stories of people
devoted sister struggles clinical trial. who took a giant, gen-
to save her disabled BY SYDNEY LONEY erous leap of faith.
FROM CHATELAINE
brothers. BY LISA FITTERMAN
BY CORINA KNOLL
FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES
66 86
classic health
58 Locked in the A Second Life
smile Lion’s Jaws For these parents,
I Forgot to Remember As the enormous cat bit donating their child’s
How on earth am I down, Tony Fitzjohn felt organs so others could
supposed to recall my sure he was about to die. live was a way of accept-
passwords?! BY ARNOLD SAPIRO
ing the unacceptable.
BY RICHARD GLOVER
BY HAROLD GAGNÉ
94
heart
Bedtime Stories at
the Hunting Camp
Even grown men love
to be read to after dark.
BY L.W. OAKLEY
FROM THE GLOBE AND MAIL
98
bonus read
My Starter Dog
Adopting a dog in my
60s was never part of
CRISTIAN FOWLIE
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Departments
5 Letters
14 Finish This
Sentence
12
16 Points to Ponder
good news
8 From Around
the World
BY TINA KNEZEVIC
birds
12 Song of Spring
It’s not every day
that a yellow war-
bler visits your
backyard.
BY HEIDI BINNS
(BIRD) HEIDI BINNS; (SHOES) WATTANAPHOB KAPPAGO/EYEEM/GETTY IMAGES
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CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
I was disappointed by “The True Mean-
ing of Christmas” (December 2022). The
stories failed to portray Christmas as
primarily a celebration of Christ’s birth.
Santa, trees and gifts can, and should,
all be part of it, but the true meaning
of Christmas is God’s love for human-
kind through the giving of his son.
RUDE RUMOURS — DOMINIQUE PAQUET, Toronto
I have enjoyed Reader’s Digest and its
diverse opinions for years. I disagree I have been reading your publication
strongly with the idea that some gossip for years and for the most part find it
may be considered good (“Dishing interesting, informative and honest.
Dirt,” November 2022). The article Your December issue’s holiday stories
said: “Criticizing those who have trans- truly warmed the heart, and I don’t
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than it is in more suitable environ- love with those magazines. Their pages
ments. And the herd is no doubt hav- are now yellowed with time, but for
ing a significant impact on the island, years they have had immense literary
which I believe will be shown by the value for my father and for me. When
experiment with the enclosures. I emigrated to Tenerife, Spain, 25 years
No matter how cute they are, the ago, my father requested that I send to
horses need to go. him the Spanish edition of RD, and so
— GERALD L. ANDERSON, Lethbridge, Alta. began a monthly ritual.
My father passed away last Septem-
LIFELONG FANS ber, just a week after I’d sent him the
From the first time I picked up Reader’s latest issue. When I hold the magazine
Digest, in my teens, your magazine in my hands today, it makes me feel as
showed me that everything is possible, if I am sitting in the old armchair in our
that we can change, transform, house in Cuba, next to that person who
improve. Thanks for your beautiful was so loyal to “his” magazine.
real-life stories and their positive mes- — MILAGROS RIVERA, Spain
sages about people who triumph.
— CLAUDINE JOUNIER, France As a long-time reader of Reader’s Digest,
I can tell you that you have contributed
When I was growing up, my parents and to my love of books and literature.
I read every new issue of Reader’s Digest. — CORINNE DESCHAMPS, via Facebook
Each of us could hardly wait until it was
our turn. They were never thrown away; NOT-SO-GOOD NEWS
we had stacks of the issues so we could I enjoyed reading the cover story “Only
always go back to a good story. Good News” (November 2022) but took
— CAROL PROFIT, Ajax, Ont. exception to the inclusion of a rally
resulting in a John A. Macdonald statue
When I was a 12-year-old growing up being pulled down. In a society, there’s
in Cuba, I opened an old box that had a right way and a wrong way to achieve
belonged to my grandparents and your goals. The toppling of this public
found several copies of Reader’s Digest monument was an act of vandalism.
magazine. My father proudly told me, — BOB SCHOENHALS, St. Catharines, Ont.
“These are precious treasures to me. It’s
a pity this country no longer allows it to MINDFUL HEADLINES
be published here. When you are a little The headline on the cover of the Octo-
older, I’ll give these to you to read, and ber 2022 issue of Reader’s Digest was
you will see how interesting they are.” “How to Beat Diabetes.” This may have
When I did finally read them, I fell in prompted more sales of the magazine at
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the checkout, but its message was some-
what misleading. Not until reading the Duke the
article does one learn that the subject schnoodle.
matter addresses only Type 2 diabetes.
Patients with Type 1 diabetes have
long gotten their hopes up when hear-
ing that a cure is near, only to be disap-
pointed once again when it does not
materialize. In the future, please be
more considerate and mindful when
writing your headlines.
— ERIK WARNERS, Nanaimo, B.C.
as much as I did not want to let him
TREASURING MEMORIES go, the veterinarian assured me the
“Letting Go” (December 2022), about time was right.
end-of-life care for your pet, brought — COLIN MACKENZIE, Peterborough, Ont.
back memories of our beloved 15-year-
old schnoodle, Duke, who passed away I read “Letting Go” and want to share
in my arms at a veterinary clinic a year something that helped me when it
ago. Duke was loved by everyone, came time to say goodbye to my cat.
including the kids at the local school After my 17-and-a-half-year-old tabby,
where I took him for visits as part of a Samantha, was euthanized, it meant a
pet therapy program. He chased squir- lot to be able to look at videos taken
rels and chipmunks and loved to swim over the years. Whenever I watch her
in our pool. drink from the tap, meow, purr when I
Up until the last day, he was eating pet her and even help me make the bed,
well but he could no longer stand. it brings a smile to my face.
His quality of life had diminished, and — LINDA WARD, Kelowna, B.C.
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GOOD NEWS
from around the world
The low-cost vision
kit helps deliver
BY Tina Knezevic corrective glasses.
8 april 2023
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numbers on the dials indicate their Former owner David King says that
prescription and corresponding lens. he often saw youths with physical lim-
All that’s left to do is pick a frame itations sitting on the sidelines of other
colour and snap in the correct lenses. skate parks. He wanted to create some-
White says that while they currently thing more inclusive.
offer Wayfarer-style frames that suit The park’s new owners, Lauren and
the majority of faces, they’re hoping to Chris Hignett, continue to find ways
offer more frame styles in the future. to improve the frames. They also offer
To date, more than 200,000 people “quiet sessions” for people with autism
in 65 countries have benefited from spectrum disorder or sensory disor-
the program, and eventually White ders who might find the usual sounds
wants to see that “everybody, regard- of a skate park too loud.
less of geography, can get screened for
a pair of glasses.” A Captive Dolphin Swims Free
ers are strapped into a harness attached between 2013 and 2017. Dolphins
to a custom-built frame on wheels. don’t thrive in captivity—the smart
With this, they get to try rails, jumps and social animals can get anxious,
and pipes with help from someone depressed and bored when they’re kept
who pushes the frame through the dif- in enclosures.
ferent elements in the park. To make sure he would be prepared
for life in the wild, Bibong spent 70 days
learning to swim in the ocean, inter-
acting with other wild dolphins and
dealing with strong currents. Before
his release, Bibong was fitted with a
tracking device to allow government
staff to check on him.
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pick this out.” So
LIFE’S LIKE THAT apparently my father-
in-law thinks I stink.
— @XPLODINGUNICORN
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O
NE OF MY favourite things about dinals, blue jays, chickadees, humming-
spring is the arrival of different birds, various finches and sparrows.
species of birds. My grandfather I watched as the yellow warbler
was a bird lover, and I picked up the hopped from branch to branch that day.
birdwatching hobby at a young age, I could tell he was a male because of
thanks to his influence. My husband, the reddish-chestnut streaking on his
John, and I find it a relaxing way to enjoy chest; females have more of a solid
nature; we like birdwatching when we yellow underpart. I like to say he was
go camping or hiking. Plus, I have a doing the “warbler dance” because war-
great love of nature photography, so blers don’t ever seem to sit still, which
when we sit out in the backyard of our makes them tricky to photograph.
home in Barrie, Ontario, I always have As I watched, I listened closely. The
my Canon digital camera with me. yellow warbler’s whistled song sounds
John is an artist, and he often paints like it’s saying “Sweet, sweet, sweet, I’m
the birds I photograph. so sweet,” but this one was strangely
Usually when the yellow warblers quiet; I’m guessing he was too busy
come back from the south in spring- looking for caterpillars and other
COURTESY OF HEIDI BINNS
time, they pass us by; we don’t typically insects to eat. After a long migration
see them hanging around our home. from Central or South America, he must
But not on this particular sunny day in have been hungry.
spring. As soon as I finished my work- Soon, I’m sure, he’ll continue his path
day, I put on a light jacket and went north to find a wet, wooded area where
out to the backyard to unwind in my his sweet whistle will attract a mate.
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He went
FINISH THIS SENTENCE higher than
his highest
mountain.
What I would like paul van wouw
Belgium
as my epitaph: I told you
I wasn’t
feeling well.
helen
United Kingdom
If you came
to see this,
you know Here lies
I loved you. Carlos Mota,
jeff against his
Canada will.
carlos mota
Portugal
I’m not
coming back,
and this time
I mean it! What a
montserrat tena great time
Mexico
we had!
I’d love rosa barrio
to come Spain
back.
ada chavez
Nicaragua
(MAP) SHUTTERSTOCK
I’m up I gave
there, not it all, and
down here! more.
lizelly muñante javier sauma
Peru
Bolivia
14 april 2023
I did what
I could. Now
terttu sulanne I know!
Finland
ad goltstein
Netherlands
Life
is a long
This place song.
is empty. aidan quinzon
Philippines
karin
Germany Well,
that was
interesting.
“Death sangkara bin gana
Malaysia
may be big.
But Vienna
is also big.” I hope
(quote from the
writer Wolf Haas) there are
jürgen no taxes
Austria
up there.
hans jergen
New Zealand
Here she
Life is lies, finally
worth resting.
living. But if you listen closely
enough, she’s probably
sylvie conter still talking.
France sophie austin
Australia
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My mother didn’t PASSION
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can call me a lot of FIND OUT WHAT
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THE GOLDEN GLOBES IN JANUARY Vanessa Ford
16 april 2023
When people ask whether I’d like to be called a
singer, songwriter, artist or poet, I say: if you call
me a worker, you’ll encompass everything I do.
–Patti Smith
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S
UBMERGING YOUR BODY into icy
depths may not sound appeal-
ing, but for devotees of cold-
BODY & MIND water therapy, the benefits greatly
outweigh any short-term discomfort.
Participants claim the practice—which
involves plunging into or swimming
in water no warmer than 15 degrees
Celsius (roughly 10 degrees colder
than the average pool)—leaves them
invigorated, clear-headed and even
alleviates pain.
Cold-water therapy has become
more mainstream in recent years, in
part due to the influence of Wim Hof,
a Dutch extreme athlete who devel-
oped his own method of cold therapy
coupled with conscious-breathing
techniques, but it’s not a new trend. In
fact, cold water has been used to pro-
mote health for more than 2,000 years:
ancient Greeks used water therapy to
relieve fatigue and treat fever.
In Scandinavian countries, a tradi-
tional sauna session is sometimes fol-
lowed by a cold plunge. Alternating
between hot and cold temperatures
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Norway and the author of 2022’s Chill: allows the body to feel both pleasure
The Cold Water Swim Cure. “The body and motivation.
reacts like it would to any stress: adren- Harper has been cold-water swim-
alin and noradrenalin are released, ming for nearly two decades and com-
your blood pressure and heart rate pares the stress of cold-water therapy to
increase and your breath quickens.” that of intense exercise. “Done safely,
Unlike the detrimental effects of it’s a pretty effective way to train the
chronic stress, however, this type body,” he says. “But if you’ve got a heart
of wilful and controlled stress can be condition, you’ve got to be careful.”
beneficial, according to a 2019 U.S.
study published in Neuroscience and
Biobehavioral Reviews. EASE INTO IT WITH
Apparently, combining physiological SHORT EXPOSURE
stressors, such as cold-water therapy, TIMES—JUST LONG
with focused meditation can train the
brain to deal with the stress. Each time ENOUGH TO GET PAST
a person conquers the cold and emerges THE INITIAL SHOCK.
feeling invigorated, it reinforces the
expectation of a positive outcome. The
researchers believe that these brain If open water isn’t your thing, you
changes extend beyond cold tolerance could try cold showers. One 2016
and could be applied in everyday life. Dutch study published in the journal
Positivity also played a part in PLOS One found them to have a posi-
research conducted in the U.K. and tive impact on immunity: subjects who
published in a 2020 issue of Lifestyle took a cold shower every day were 29
Medicine. The small study followed percent less likely to take time off work
61 people as they took a weekly cold- for illness.
water swimming course over 10 weeks. For those wanting to try cold-water
At the end of the study, participants swimming in a lake or ocean, ease into
reported greater improvements in it with short exposure times—just long
mood and well-being than the control enough for your body to get past the
group on shore. initial shock. Never start by plunging
Cold exposure increases “feel-good” your entire body in at once, and always
hormones, such as serotonin and swim with a friend. Gradually increase
dopamine, says Harper, one of the the time you spend in cold water to
study’s authors. Swimming is also three or four minutes, at least once a
good exercise and often a social activ- week. “That’s all you need to get the
ity, which helps to offset anxiety and benefits,” says Harper.
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A Potentially
Dangerous
BY Samantha Drug Combo
Rideout
Ibuprofen and codeine
are commonplace pain-
killers, so people might
assume there’s no harm
in taking both at the
same time. Even doc-
tors may recommend
that patients combine
them for chronic-pain
management or post-
surgical recovery.
However, the Euro-
pean Medicines Agency
now requires a warning
on any packages that
contain both of these
medicines: it turns out
that combining them at
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than sedentary people, under control) are but it should be if the
and these two groups monitoring it between patient is older than 65,
(SHOES) WATTANAPHOB KAPPAGO/EYEEM/GETTY IMAGES; (WOMAN) PIOTR MARCINSKI/EYEEM/GETTY IMAGES
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26 april 2023
i don’t know for certain what caused phone apps and digital tools, which
the man’s troubles that day on the plane. vary according to your jurisdiction,
Maybe he overexerted himself in Scot- that allow you to access your health
land; maybe he didn’t rest enough; records. That means you will have this
maybe he was dehydrated. The truth vital information with you no matter
is, travel for seniors can be daunting where you are.
and stressful, and there’s enormous Even with these details on your
potential for medical complications, mobile device, you should still create
especially for people with pre-existing a written record of your medical his-
health issues. But it can also be very tory. Include any surgeries you’ve
exciting and fulfilling. had and the medications you take (by
At 80 years old myself, I love to name, dosage and the time of day
travel and want to continue for as long you take them).
as I can. My husband and I recently Put it in your wallet along with your
took walking trips in the Shetland and boarding pass, vaccination record and
Orkney islands in northern Scotland credit cards. Knowing it’s all there is very
and finished in the wind-blown Faroes, reassuring. Why? Phones can fail or run
east of Iceland. We loved the ancient out of power. If something goes wrong
history and the warm and lively local during your travels and you can’t speak
hosts. Spending time in other parts of for yourself, your medical summary
the world with people from other cul- will provide caregivers with the infor-
tures adds interest and value to my life. mation they need.
Though Covid-19 is likely to be part of
our lives for the foreseeable future, peo-
ple are travelling again, and the key to
things going smoothly—beyond get-
ting travel insurance—is preparation.
Here are steps you can take to enjoy
your vacation with minimal stress.
CREATE A PORTABLE
MEDICAL HISTORY
Thanks to mobile phones and tablets,
it’s easy to bring your medical his-
tory—consultations, test results, imag-
ing reports—with you on your travels.
You can take advantage of the available
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And if you end up receiving medical you if there is a health crisis. Many of
care while travelling, make sure you get my patients in their 60s are raring to go
printouts of all the tests you were given on a trip but worry about leaving a par-
so you can show them to your doctors ent for whom they are a caregiver. I
back home. They will be a key compo- never discourage someone from trav-
nent of your follow-up care and will elling unless the elderly parent has a
help you avoid retaking tests. sudden critical illness.
What if a loved one passes away at
SHARE YOUR home while you’re travelling? Frankly,
TRAVEL ITINERARY unless you belong to a religion that
requires a quick burial, I believe there
Send your itinerary to close family or is no need for you to race home. This
friends, and be sure to include addresses advice assumes that funeral arrange-
and phone numbers for each destina- ments have already been made for
tion. This allows your loved ones to your loved ones, which is simply smart
keep in touch if you do experience med- planning. The pandemic has taught us
ical problems while you’re away. that in the absence of a bedside vigil,
And if you, the traveller, are leaving it’s the celebration of life that matters.
elderly parents at home, make sure
whoever is caring for them can reach STAY COMFORTABLE
ON THE FLIGHT
Flights are physically demanding. The
combination of being sedentary and
enduring high cabin pressure at alti-
tude can take a toll on our bodies.
So, in addition to donning masks
as a precaution against airborne ill-
nesses like Covid-19, my husband and
I wear knee-high compression socks
on lengthy flights. They reduce or even
prevent uncomfortable foot swelling
caused by sitting for hours crammed
into a small seat. As well, we never take
off our footwear while flying. We know
that if we do, we’ll be struggling to stuff
our swollen feet back into our shoes or
boots at the end of the flight.
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Compression socks support your
legs’ veins and allow better blood flow.
This helps prevent swelling and the
pooling of blood in the veins, reducing
your risk of deep-vein thrombosis,
when clots form that can cause a pul-
monary embolism.
It’s also very important to get up and
walk the aisle during the flight. I rec-
ommend taking a stroll every two to
three hours. Even if you have to crawl
over fellow passengers and risk block-
ing the food cart in the aisle, it’s worth
it for your health’s sake.
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stone paths, steep roads and narrow as mild pressure on a tender joint can
stairs they encounter at some destina- reduce swelling.
tions. Overseas vacations often include Recently, some friends of mine took
visits to museums, gardens and ancient their 90-year-old parents on a trip to
sites, and that can add up to a lot of France. They had to bring along two
walking—often more than 10 kilome- walkers and a folding wheelchair, all
tres, or about 12,000 steps, a day. It can packed in the airplane’s cabin, along
take a toll on tricky knees, stiff hips or with other passengers’ baby strollers.
a cranky back. These items allow trips with elderly
Many tourist attractions that cater to travellers to be enjoyed, or even to hap-
older travellers offer canes for walking pen in the first place.
tours and poles for hikes. Some may Consider borrowing a wheelchair
even provide straps for your ankles from the airline for use when in transit.
and braces for your knees, but it’s bet- They’re not only for the oldest, frailest
ter to have your own equipment that people—anyone who might have diffi-
you’ve already tried. Consider packing culty carrying bags through the airport
a knee guard (a neoprene sleeve with and standing in lengthy customs and
the kneecap area exposed) or a soft immigration lines will appreciate them.
ankle brace. Either could be invaluable, To avoid over-exerting your body
before you even reach your destination,
it’s perfectly okay to ask your doctor for
a letter requesting the use of a wheel-
chair for transiting through airports
(though airlines wouldn’t typically
require a doctor’s note). Some airports
even provide large golf carts in lieu of
wheelchairs. Ask your airline in advance
about the options for your journey.
DON’T FORGET
OTHER ESSENTIALS
You’ve got your passport, reading
glasses, sunglasses, money, contact
details, medical information, itinerary,
phone, power adapters and small bot-
tles of your preferred toiletries. Other
all-important basics are sunscreen
with an SPF of 50 or higher and a hat long-sleeved shirt and trousers tucked
to protect your scalp, ears and the back into your socks. Later, as you get ready
of your neck (areas that never seem to for bed, check your entire body for ticks.
get enough sunscreen).
Don’t forget antibacterial wipes; THE WORLD IS WAITING
we’re all now accustomed to hand
sanitizer, and the wipes are handy for Don’t forget that no matter where you
cleaning surfaces around you, in planes go, you can often rely on the kindness
and on buses, for example. And if you of strangers. I am forever impressed at
want to be super prepared, add an anti- the trips my elderly patients under-
histamine to your luggage. take, and they tell me that part of their
Always pack prescription meds in confidence comes from knowing that
your carry-on bag, not your checked if they need help they can ask for it
luggage; replacing them could be dif- from the people who live there. People
ficult if your bags are lost or delayed. are generally good.
And if you are travelling with prescrip- I’ve just returned from an extended
tion opiates for chronic pain, bring a stay in Yellowknife, in Canada’s north.
letter from your doctor that declares When it started snowing heavily, I
exactly what you’re carrying. reached out to locals for advice on how
Likewise, if you have diabetes, put to navigate the sidewalks and roads in
your glucometer (to measure your the darkness. I was rewarded with assis-
blood sugar) in your carry-on bag. If tance, stories and the kind of essential
you are on blood thinners, don’t forget homegrown savvy you would never
to bring your INR testing kit (which find in guidebooks.
monitors the risk of blood clotting). I find that travel is good medicine for
Anyone planning to hike in North my soul, and it may be good for yours,
America or Europe should pack twee- too. With the world opening up again,
zers for removing ticks; you don’t want don’t shy away from seeing the world.
to get Lyme disease. It’s a serious ill- Embrace it.
ness that can dramatically affect the
© 2022, DR. JEAN MARMOREO. FROM “TRAVEL WITH DR.
quality of your life. If you’re going to be JEAN: PREPARING FOR TAKEOFF,” CANADIAN GEOGRAPHIC
(AUGUST 16, 2022), WITH ADDITIONS FROM THE
in the woods or in tall grass, wear a AUTHOR. CANADIANGEOGRAPHIC.CA
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ENVIRONMENT
THE LANDFILL
OF THE FUTURE?
BY Andrea McGuire
FROM HAKAI MAGAZINE
32 april 2023
reader’s digest
3F’s production
space in Bay Roberts,
on the island of
Newfoundland.
reader’s digest
W
aste management as bomb. Time and time again, inventors
imagined by Neal Ste- have looked to science fiction as a
phenson, an American source of inspiration. And on the island
science-fiction author, of Newfoundland’s Northern Penin-
in his 1995 novel The Diamond Age: Or, sula, a man named Ben Wiper is eyeing
A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer, works Stephenson’s molecular-disassembly
like this: polluted air and water move line as a kind of blueprint—at least
through a series of tanks, slowly being philosophically speaking—for his own
purified along the way. waste-management company.
Between the tanks, hidden from To be clear, Wiper isn’t exactly an
view, grids of submicroscopic, burr- inventor. Originally from Ontario, the
like wheels snag molecules of nitro- self-described “finance man” arrived
gen, water, carbon, phosphorus and in Main Brook, a coastal community of
other useful elements. Once caught, about 240 people on the Northern Pen-
these elements are sent into the next insula, to co-manage a fish plant in
reservoir, and pollutants stay behind 2017. Ultimately, that partnership didn’t
as residue. Finally, once all the grit and last, but Wiper liked the sweeping iso-
grime have been stripped away, the lation of his new home, which felt rem-
perfectly clean water, nitrogen gas and iniscent of the Wild West to him.
other valuable molecules are ready to And so he thought back to Stephen-
be reconstituted using matter compil- son’s novel as he plotted his next move,
ers—essentially 3-D printers. while drawing on all he’d learned about
In this way, the waste of the world, the waste he’d witnessed on the fish-
transformed molecule by molecule, processing line. He reflected on what
can provide a boundless supply of food, this abundance of waste could mean in
clothing and practical goods. a region with limited economic activ-
While real-world initiatives exist to ity. The result? An ambitious, wide-
extract nutrients from wastewater, Ste- ranging waste-management company
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Wiper, the company’s COO. “My vision While only a few of the company’s
is the landfill of the future—where pro- wares have hit stores so far, 3F has been
ducers can take anything they haven’t diligently planning, researching and
processed and break it down into a building momentum for a wide array of
form that has a function.” products. Cod waste, the company’s
For the most part, 3F is at the grant- main focus, is being repurposed as cod-
funded stage, focusing mainly on skin pet treats. There are plans down
research, development and expanding the line for marine-collagen health sup-
its existing operations. Wiper’s team of plements, protein powder and even
scientists, fish-plant processors and cosmetics; the bones of farmed sheep
farm and forestry labourers is primar- (and, if legislation allows it, of hunted
ily scattered across the Northern Pen- moose) will either become pet treats
insula and elsewhere on the island. or be boiled for their tallow, which can
Wiper has production facilities in then be used to make candles and soap.
Main Brook and Bay Roberts (about an On the forestry side, 3F is already
hour’s drive from St. John’s) and may sourcing sawdust from local sawmills
even establish one in Iceland if a deal and cardboard from businesses in the
he’s working on goes through—but he region to form pellets for pet-bed fill-
says that none of his 14 full-time staff ing and kitty litter. Any remaining res-
members will need to permanently idue, from any of these processes, winds
relocate if it does. up in the company’s compost.
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It might seem like a lot to take on. In that’s gaining traction, the circular-
the company’s early days, Wiper says, economy model is aimed at keeping
investors told him to focus—on pet materials in circulation, improving the
treats, perhaps. But to Wiper, special- health of ecosystems and reimagining
izing would undermine the operation. waste as a resource rather than an
At the end of the day, his suppliers don’t unwanted endpoint.
want to be sorting through waste. Wiper says 3F had been in motion
“They want to put it in a truck and for two years before he first heard the
have it disappear,” he says. “If they’re a term “circular economy” used at a con-
fish supplier and they do cod, I have to ference. He thinks the framework fits
take the heads. I have to take the back- 3F perfectly.
bone. I have to take the skins. If they
have the viscera, I’ve got to take that. janice saunders, 3F’s national sales
Otherwise I’m not as convenient as a manager and interim CEO, is shuffling
landfill.” And because he doesn’t want through air fresheners at the Main
any waste leaving 3F, every scrap of Brook gas station when we meet in May
by-product must have a purpose. 2021. She settles on as many berry-
flavoured scents as she can carry. “I
have 27 kilograms of cod skins in my
THE OFFICE STAFF AT basement,” Saunders explains. Part of
3F DON’T HESITATE TO her job involves distributing orders of
RUN LUMPFISH AND 3F’s cod-skin pet treats to more than
70 stores across Canada, and at that
COD BITS THROUGH scale, the products can be stinky.
THE WOOD CHIPPER. Saunders has worked with 3F for
nearly three years. Originally from a
small community at the northeastern
Wiper has honed his message for tip of the island, she left the province
investors, inviting them to buy into spe- after graduating from high school.
cialized facets of the operation—gar- Saunders spent 18 years in Ontario
dening products, pharmaceuticals or and Alberta before coming home with
pet treats, for example—though his big her kids about seven years ago. Before
vision remains a total paradigm shift joining 3F, she was working for mini-
in waste management. mum wage at a restaurant. Now she
Beyond the practicalities of waste and everyone else at the company earn
diversion, Wiper believes his holistic at least $20 an hour.
approach shows leadership in the cir- Saunders and I meet up with Hailee
cular economy. A global framework Keats, 3F’s office administrator, and
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Wiper and drive a couple of hours to
Zero Waste Farms in Hawke’s Bay,
halfway down the peninsula. 3F rents CIRCLE GAINS
the site from farmer Mike Offrey, who SUSTAINABLE BUSINESSES
co-manages the waste farm with AROUND THE WORLD
Wiper. Though Offrey grows vegeta-
The Plastic Flamingo, Philippines
bles here on his own, 3F’s purpose at
To address plastic waste in water-
this site is mainly gathering and reus- ways in the Philippines, François
ing by-products. and Charlotte Lesage of France are
Today’s mission is packaging 3F’s giving discarded bottles and pack-
new seafood compost, which lies before aging a new purpose. The Plastic
us in tall, heaping mounds. Together, Flamingo social enterprise trans-
Wiper, Saunders and Keats brainstorm forms the waste into a kind of
ideas for how to do this efficiently. They eco-lumber that can be used to
need to get the compost into plastic build furniture and shelter.
bags and then weigh it. “I’ve never done
this before,” Wiper explains. Should Infinited Fiber, Finland
they hang up a hollowed-out bucket as This Finnish solution to the global
a hopper (a kind of funnel), in hopes scourge of fast fashion takes cellu-
lose-rich waste—including old
of streamlining the flow of the com-
jeans, T-shirts, cardboard and farm-
post? Or should they just scoop it directly
ing by-products like wheat straw—
into the bags? and turns it into a soft, cotton-like
Wiper is curiously nervous about this fibre that’s biodegradable. Brands
process, which will be livestreamed on like H&M and Patagonia have already
3F’s Facebook page. “I’m a perfection- made multi-year sales deals with
ist. And when I’ve never done some- the company.
thing before, the odds of failure are
extremely high.” InsectiPro, Kenya
The team opts to try out the hopper With the help of the hungry larvae of
setup. In the meantime, some of us black soldier flies, InsectiPro is cut-
start digging at the compost, which has ting down on organic waste in Nai-
been maturing for a few months, with robi. The company’s larvae feast on
trowels and shovels. Saunders and Keats scraps from market stalls and facto-
ries, and are then dried and sold to
may be office staff at 3F, but they have
feed livestock. For the human mar-
zero hesitation when it comes to han-
ket, InsectiPro also transforms
dling compost or, say, running lump- crickets into snacks.
fish and cod bits through the compa- –Andrea McGuire
ny’s wood chipper.
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for 3F could become less and less fic- Still, Wiper says 3F will soon have to
tional with every passing day. start turning more of a profit. While
grants and a Covid-19 emergency-wage
for wiper, the sparsely populated subsidy have fuelled the company’s
Northern Peninsula is the best place to research over the past couple of years,
nurture his utopic ideals. Here, he and Wiper says they’ll need to start gener-
his team are less constrained than they ating more revenue through sales or
would be in a denser, more centralized investments. But he remains “very opti-
region, and they have a lot more space mistic” about 3F’s future.
to experiment, he says. In addition, the And like the novelist who first
location of their operation helps ful- inspired him, Wiper brings a sense of
fill the ideals of circularity because its creativity and inventive problem solv-
remoteness and the subsequent lack ing to his daily work. His latest endeav-
of services forces the 3F team to fig- our is creating a new fish-processing
ure out innovative ways to try and use model. Under this system, a single
absolutely everything. plant devoted to cod, for example,
3F’s experimental vision is, increas- would fulfill each possible aspect of
ingly, gaining the attention of movers processing—including everything from
and shakers in the circular-economy packaging fillets, tongues, cheeks and
sphere. A collaborative report led by the fish sticks to producing cod collagen,
Smart Prosperity Institute—a research protein powder and pet treats.
network and policy think tank at the To enhance the freshness of all these
University of Ottawa—included 3F in products, he’d like to use helicopters
its scan of almost 200 notable circular- to pop portable processing plants
economy agri-food solutions across directly onto fishing vessels.
the country. Of those operations, If Wiper succeeds in bringing this big
research associate Sonia Patel says 3F idea to life with cod, he says it could
was identified as one of the more serve as a model for other community-
innovative ones. based fisheries. He welcomes compe-
3F’s commercial prospects seem tition and actively hopes others will
promising, too. Several international, replicate his work. The more momen-
multimillion-dollar deals for pet treats tum there is to recognize the value of
are looming and could add 60 more waste, the better it will be for everyone.
rural, full-time jobs per new facility to Because 3F can’t do it all, he says, and
3F’s ranks. As we drove along the high- for now, the world has far more than
way together, Wiper, Keats and Saun- enough waste to go around.
ders fielded a flurry of calls and emails © 2022, ANDREA MCGUIRE. FROM “THE LANDFILL OF
THE FUTURE,” HAKAI MAGAZINE (MARCH 29, 2022),
from potential buyers. HAKAIMAGAZINE.COM
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AS KIDS SEE IT
“C’mon, you must know—where did the Easter Bunny hide all the best eggs?”
40 april 2023
for, she wrote, “People My toddler is pretending to cook a meal and
who like me, not just it involves a lot of screaming and throwing
the idea of me.” I’m
sorry, but that’s genius. food in a pot. Which means she gets it.
— BUSY PHILIPPS, actor — @MOMMAJESSIEC
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KNOWLEDGE
Birthday
Trad itions
Around the world, it’s not always
about cakes and candles
a rousing rendition of the “Happy Birthday”
BY Stéphanie Verge song, the blowing out of candles on a cake and
illustrations by graham roumieu the giving of gifts are common in many places
across the globe—from the United States to Spain
and from France to Australia. But some countries
go above and beyond to celebrate their loved ones
in unique ways. Here, the editors of our interna-
tional editions share some unique traditions
reserved for counting yourself one year older.
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drink legally for the first time. Because There are other taboos to keep in
people used to officially become adults mind. For example, don’t even think
at the age of 21, some families in New about splitting the cake in half. Chi-
Zealand and Australia mark that birth- nese culture values connection and
day with a keepsake “key to the door,” harmony, says Li, so it’s best to avoid
representing the child’s privilege to slicing all the way through to the oppo-
come and go from the family home as site side of the cake when dividing it
they please. into pieces for guests. Instead, the des-
sert is cut one piece at a time.
THE CHINESE
DIASPORA NETHERLANDS
Birthday traditions vary quite a bit The “circle party” is a typical birthday
across the regions and countries with gathering in the Netherlands. The
significant Chinese populations. In extended family gets together and sits
China’s southern Fujian province and in a circle to talk and eat cake, followed
in parts of Taiwan, for example, a by drinks and a buffet-style dinner. It
person’s 16th birthday marks their can be a lengthy process for anyone
passage into adulthood. This belief entering the room at these gatherings,
hearkens back to the Qing Dynasty and says editor Paul Robert.
the age at which a labourer went from “People congratulate not only the
having a half-wage to a full one. person whose birthday it is but also
In Singapore, younger people in the everyone else in attendance by going
Chinese community celebrate their big around the circle and shaking each
day according to the Western calendar, person’s hand,” he says. “The fastest
and the older generation opts to mark method is to walk in, wave at the whole
it according to the lunar calendar. circle and shout, ‘Congratulations, all!’
There is one thing everyone can agree But that’s not considered very polite.”
on, however: a bowl of “longevity noo- When someone turns 50, friends or
dles.” Sometimes made as a single relatives will place a large doll in the
strand, this is a common birthday food birthday person’s garden or by their
in Chinese communities, says editor front door; men have an “Abraham”
Simon Li. doll, women a “Sarah.” The dolls refer
“Noodles are supposed to bring to a Bible passage from the Book of
health and a long life, which is why it’s John in which Jesus is asked how he
wise to keep them as intact as possible could have seen Abraham when he’s
on your birthday,” Li explains. “Care not yet 50 years old; it also refers to the
should be taken not to break them advanced age at which Sarah, Abra-
while eating with chopsticks.” ham’s wife, had their child Isaac.
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a special cushion, red sleeveless vest Alternatively, a guest grabs the
and fan may be part of the birthday birthday person by the shoulders and
guest’s attire. “bumps” them on the backside with
one knee, up to the number corre-
BRAZIL sponding with the person’s age…plus
In South America’s biggest country, an extra bump for good luck. (There is
after blowing out the candles and mak- a reason this tradition is usually car-
ing a wish, the guest of honour slices off ried out on children—40 bumps would
a piece of cake and offers it to someone be exhausting for all concerned.)
who is important to them—for children, There are regional particularities
that’s often a parent. But for adults, this when it comes to celebrating some-
time-honoured tradition can rate high one’s birthday, as well. In parts of the
on the awkward scale. Says editor country’s east coast, kids get surprised
Raquel Zampil, “It’s often uncomfort- by someone dabbing butter or grease
able, since you have to choose one on their nose, a tradition reputed to
person and disappoint others.” help them “slip away” from bad luck.
If the birthday person is single, And in French-speaking Quebec,
another funny—or, depending on who says editor Hervé Juste, guests sing the
you’re asking, uncomfortable—tradi- chorus from “Gens du Pays” (which
tion takes place. Before the candles are translates as “people of the country”),
blown out, the guests will sing a song a song that legendary folk singer and
speculating on the guest of honour’s poet Gilles Vigneault created as an
future marital status. “Who will Maria alternative to “Happy Birthday.” It was
marry?” they first sing, followed by, also adopted by Quebec’s sovereignty
“It will depend on whether [name of movement and has become the prov-
Maria’s crush] wants to.” ince’s unofficial anthem.
CANADA MALAYSIA
Depending on how vindictive a Cana- Approximately 60 percent of Malay-
dian’s family and friends are, the “birth- sians are adherents of Islam, a religion
day bumps” can be a dreaded ritual or within which birthdays aren’t gener-
a gentle joke. Here’s how the tradition ally celebrated. However, some Malay-
works: The guest of honour lies on sians do mark their birthdays with a
their back, and partygoers grab them family gathering over lunch or dinner
by the arms and legs. The guests lift the night before the big day and wrap
and then lower the birthday person to up the celebration by taking stock of
the ground until their bum lightly their blessings and thanking Allah for
“bumps” against it. giving them life and good health.
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INDIA GERMANY
For many Indians, the majority of According to editor Michael Kallinger,
whom are Hindu, birthdays involve the country’s most notable birthday
religious rituals. The day usually starts tradition involves sweeping stairs. “In
with a visit to the temple, where prayers Bremen, when unmarried men turn
are offered and blessings are received. 30, it is customary for them to sweep
The person celebrating also seeks the the stairs of the local church or town
blessings of their family’s elders by hall,” he says. “Women have to clean
bowing down and touching their feet. the door handle.” This public act of
“Some people also perform charita- sanitation is meant to embarrass the
ble acts or make donations to help person and motivate them to marry.
those less fortunate than themselves,” In other northern regions, if a man is
says editor Ishani Nandi. still single on his 25th birthday, his front
A birthday is also an occasion to door gets decorated with a garland
wear new clothes and to enjoy one’s made of socks, labelling him as an “old
favourite dishes, prepared by family sock.” An unmarried woman turning 25
members. In return, the guest of hon- gets a garland of boxes, because she is
our gives the first piece of their cake now considered an “old box” (like “old
to the oldest person in their family. sock,” it’s an ironic term for the elderly).
Schoolchildren, for their part, will Germans who actually are elderly
often distribute sweets or candies to receive a message from the country’s
their classmates. president on their 100th birthday.
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DRAMA IN REAL LIFE
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“It went from ankle-deep to knee-deep Bishop had watched over her brothers
in less than five minutes,” Bishop said. since she was a child, while her par-
“I just knew that there was no way out.” ents ran a leather and fur cleaning ser-
As Hurricane Ian bore down on Flor- vice. As an adult, she had always lived
ida, many residents who decided to near or with Russell and Todd, over-
(ALL PHOTOS, THIS SPREAD) JASON ANDREW/THE NEW YORK TIMES
stay found themselves unable to leave seeing their medications and appoint-
if they tried. For hours they were forced ments at great cost to her personal life.
to fight heavy winds and attempt to “I’ve been married a couple times;
escape flooding inside long-loved nobody wanted to deal with all of the
homes that had become frightening, drama, so none of that lasted,” she said.
deadly traps. Within days, around 100 “I just committed my life to them.”
deaths in the state would be attributed They had not evacuated the area ear-
to the hurricane, many of them older lier in the week because reports about
residents who drowned. the hurricane’s path seemed inconsis-
tent and confusing. On Tuesday, Bishop
had planned to leave with her brothers
(From far left) Only days earlier, the
spot where Darcy Bishop stands was for her daughter’s home 25 kilometres
underwater; a flood-damaged bedroom inland. But by then, there were so
in Bishop’s house; a childhood photo of many warnings to stay put. Her parents
Bishop and her brothers. were already safe in Wisconsin.
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Now Bishop and her brothers were him pull himself slowly up to the top
trapped. She texted her daughter at where he waited in a chair. Her Pomer-
12:34 p.m. “Water’s coming in.” Around anian, Destiny, also headed up.
her, she could hear the dining room But stairs were impossible for Rus-
JOHNNY MILANO/THE NEW YORK TIMES, HILARY SWIFT/THE NEW YORK TIMES
hutch tipping and crashing, the china sell, who could neither walk nor bend
breaking, the refrigerator toppling over. his stiff legs.
The only way to go was up. Bishop’s “I’m trying to pull him up the stairs,
parents had bought the tan home with and he’s yelling, ‘I can’t, I can’t,’ and
the wintergreen metal roof around he’s slipping and sliding,” Bishop said.
1981, settling in the southwestern Flor- She had undergone knee replace-
ida city that would come to be known ment surgery in August because of a
for its pristine beaches and wealth. The torn meniscus suffered while pushing
home, located on a main inlet to the Russell in his wheelchair up a hill. The
Gulf of Mexico, was not in great condi- stitches had just been taken out, and
tion. Her parents, both in their 80s, had she had been warned to keep her scar
put their savings into their sons, even dry. It was now submerged in brown
cashing in their life insurance policies. and brackish water.
But they had, about three decades Bishop yanked on the belt around
earlier, added a second level. Russell’s waist, but he was nearly 77
Bishop guided Todd to the stairs, and kilograms. She tried every position
he gripped the banister. She helped possible, switching from pushing to
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(From far left) Neighbours helping too, I knew she wouldn’t leave, because
neighbours on Sanibel Island, Florida; she wouldn’t leave them,” said Noel, 39.
devastation in nearby Fort Myers Beach; One of Noel’s neighbours offered to
a rescuer searching for survivors.
pick up her mother and uncles, but a
police officer had forced him to turn
pulling, and managed to get him up a back because it was unsafe.
few carpeted steps. Meanwhile, Bishop was frantic. She
But the water followed. would pull Russell up one step, only
“Russ, try to get on your butt and put to see the water rise with them. And
your hands up on the stairs—try to help then her brother would ask to rest. “I’m
me,” she pleaded. He didn’t understand. sorry, Darcy. I’m tired.”
Bishop called 911 and was told some- At one point, he slipped back down
JASON ANDREW/THE NEW YORK TIMES
one would come soon. But out the win- a few steps, and they had to start over.
dow she could already see patio furni- Bishop called Russell’s physical thera-
ture, boats and cars floating by. pist, who managed to coax him to move
It would be a while before anyone a bit. But her phone battery was dwin-
could get to them. Her daughter, dling, and she had to hang up.
Heather Noel, had gotten her text and Her frustration was tempered by
was trying to call, but reception was bad. Russell’s innocence. He counted the
“I kept thinking that even if rescuers pictures on the wall. “Look, Darcy: one,
got to her, if they couldn’t get to Russell, two, three, four.”
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“That’s very good, Russ,” Bishop said They had climbed as far as they could.
as tears slid down her cheeks. And still the water swelled.
Bishop picked up her phone. Five
it took them a good hour, but they percent battery left.
finally made it up eight steps to the She took a breath and walked to
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SMILE
T
HEY TALK ABOUT the straw that Companies@#$%PricesNeverStop-
broke the camel’s back, but GoingUp.” But that was too long and
really it should be the password didn’t include “at least one numeral.”
that wiped out my memory bank. My It may also have been defamatory.
world is now in ashes. Let this be a Following my usual custom, I utilized
warning to others. an obscure fact about my favourite
I was going along fine—with instant singer, Elvis Presley: “Garon1935”—a
recall of my bank PIN, my mobile phone reference to the middle name of Elvis’s
number, my Facebook log-in and the sadly stillborn twin brother.
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This was accepted by the heartless in history but are described in such a
people at the oil company, though I complex fashion I’ve forgotten myself
was drawing on a tragedy in a way that what was intended.
should make us all feel uncomfortable. Memory is such a weird thing. Mar-
My excuse: I’d used up all other Elvis cel Proust called it a “game of hide and
references, including but not limited seek.” You might have no idea where a
to GladysPresley1912, Priscilla1945 memory lies—it seems impossible to
and TomHanks2022. locate—then suddenly it’s there in
But here is the thing: as soon as I front of you. As Proust said, “We see
inserted this fresh password into my nothing, then suddenly the name
memory, I instantly forgot all the others. appears in its exact form.”
My brain had hit its limit for passwords. That’s fine for Proust; all he had to
I now know nothing. I cannot com- remember were the names of Parisian
plete the simplest of transactions: no socialites. He didn’t need a password
banking, no streaming service sub- for every human action.
scriptions, no idea about the date of Maybe we need a system like the one
my cousin’s birthday. we use to remember people’s names.
Facebook? They no longer trust me. You know, when you form an associa-
Ditto, my frequent flyer account. It was tion between a person’s attributes and
the same story with The Dubai Journal their name by chanting the mnemonic
of Home Economics (we all have strange “Skinny George, Skinny George” after
online preferences). meeting them. The risk is that, upon
I had entered some passwords in my seeing him, you’ll blurt out the phrase.
Book for When I Die, a notebook in “Skinny George” might not mind, but
which I’ve recorded vital information it’s possible “Boring Beatrice” will.
for my wife and kids after my demise. As for remembering passwords as you
Of course, I didn’t write down the change them, you could go through the
actual passwords, in case the Book for books of the Bible or military ranks,
When I Die falls into the wrong hands. although I can never remember whether
Instead, I disguised them in a way that a colonel is above or below a lieutenant.
only a family member could figure out. Or you could simply use the first and last
For example, I combine my banking letters of Elvis’s greatest hits, together
PIN with our postal code, then add it with the year of their release.
to a list of phone numbers alongside Maybe I’ll try that one out—but only
the name Johnny Cash. It’s a stratagem after cryptically describing the system
that would fool even Albert Einstein. in the Book for When I Die. Then I’ll
The book also contains three pass- hide the book in a place so obscure
words that cryptically relate to events I’ll never remember where it is.
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HEALTH
Why you
should consider
volunteering for
a clinical trial
BY Sydney Loney FROM CHATEL AINE
illustration by jeff kulak
60 april 2023
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I’m now one year into a five-year family answers about our seemingly
clinical trial studying my emotional genetic susceptibility to wayward cell
response to the results of genomic mutations. And, just maybe, it would
sequencing, a relatively new type of test help lead to new treatments for future
that digs into nearly every letter of your generations of cancer patients. To me,
DNA code (unlike traditional genetic it’s humbling to be even a small part of
testing, which looks at only a few genes that possibility.
at a time).
One of the goals of the trial is to Not All Research Is
determine how useful genomic Created Equal
sequencing is for both doctors and If you’ve ever shut down a case of the
patients. In addition to the bloodlet- sniffles with cold medicine or hiked
ting, all that’s required of me are peri- up your sleeve for a vaccine, it’s only
odic 30- to 60-minute Zoom interviews because that treatment endured a long,
with the researchers for the first year thorough research process. No new
and a half, after which the team will treatment will be approved before it’s
continue to study my health data qui- been through rigorous clinical trials.
etly in the background. According to Dr. Jonathon Maguire,
As someone who has been success- a pediatric scientist at the Li Ka Shing
fully treated for two different types of Knowledge Institute of St. Michael’s
cancer, I know just how important Hospital in Toronto, clinical trials are
clinical trials are when it comes to the gold standard for determining the
finding new ways to detect, diagnose benefits and harms of any health inter-
and treat disease. Quite frankly, vention: “We want health care to be as
I wouldn’t be here otherwise. And it strong as it can be and for the risks to
was thanks to the trial of a new drug be as low as possible. For that, we need
that a cousin of mine, who had been clinical trials,” he says.
diagnosed with a rare, and terminal, There are three main types of health
form of lung cancer, was able to spend research: population research (cor-
an extra year with his young family. relational studies that look for relation-
In my case, scientists were looking ships between two or more variables,
for cancer patients who had been say), laboratory studies with con-
given a negative genetic test result trolled experiments (think beakers and
and were open to receiving genomic Bunsen burners) and clinical trials.
sequencing in hopes of discovering a “A clinical trial assigns human par-
gene related to their disease. Maybe it ticipants to one or more treatments or
would help identify a new genetic link interventions to study their effects,” says
to cancer. Maybe it would offer my Alison Orth, the unit director of Clinical
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Trials BC at Michael Smith Health from country to country, trials gener-
Research in Vancouver, and a former ally follow this format worldwide, mir-
clinical-trial participant herself. (Orth roring the World Health Organization’s
was part of a study involving a new definition of a clinical trial and each of
whooping cough vaccine that showed its three to five phases.
fewer side effects than its predecessor.) The speedy introduction of Covid-19
vaccines occurred because of an
unprecedented collaboration between
FOR SOME PEOPLE, scientists, politicians and manufactur-
ENROLLING IN A ers on their combined quest for a safe
TRIAL IS ALTRUISTIC. medical solution to the pandemic.
Countries shared information and
FOR ME, IT WAS OUT research findings, extra funding mate-
OF GRATITUDE. rialized while red tape vanished and a
lot of non-Covid research was put on
hold. What would normally have taken
When the trial begins, Phase 1 is all years took months instead.
about safety and side effects and “It’s essential to understand that
involves small numbers of partici- the Covid-19 vaccines were developed
pants—maybe 20 to 80 at most. “Once based on science, technology and pre-
the intervention has demonstrated its paredness protocols that had been
safety, researchers then focus on how under clinical development and test-
well it works in different populations ing for some time before the pan-
with an increasing number of partic- demic,” says Orth. But in addition to
ipants, often in multiple countries,” saving countless lives, the Covid-19
says Orth. vaccines may point the way toward
Phase 2, which can involve up to 300 faster clinical trials in the future.
people, studies whether the treatment
works as expected, while Phase 3 looks More Awareness,
at groups of 1,000 to 3,000 people to More Participation
determine how the treatment compares For these trials, researchers need par-
to other options or a placebo. ticipants. Unfortunately, not everyone
Finally, once the treatment has is keen to play guinea pig. In 2019,
proven itself, Phase 4 looks at its long- Canadian researchers (Orth among
term effects over time. All of this can them) published a survey of 1,602 peo-
take up to 10 years. ple in the provinces of Ontario and
While requirements for clinical trials British Columbia. They found that
and the standard of care differ slightly 49 percent were “somewhat willing” to
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participate in a clinical trial. On the came into effect stating that trial par-
other hand, 43 percent said they didn’t ticipants should represent the people
feel well informed about the trial pro- likely to use the product, indicating an
cess and 37 percent didn’t have any expectation of inclusion.
opinion whatsoever. “Historically, clinical trials have
While many people have no prob- lacked demographic diversity in their
lem volunteering their time to other study populations,” says Orth. But
worthy causes, Maguire has seen first- everyone gets sick—and not everyone
hand a reluctance to volunteer for sci- gets better the same way. “People may
ence. He says that can stem from a fear react differently to the same treatment
of the potential risks (even though, he based on their age, sex, weight, race or
says, “The risks are very low—clinical ethnicity,” she continues. “It’s essential
trials are regulated by research-ethics to include people in trials who closely
boards and they just don’t happen if reflect the population for whom the
they’re risky”) and a general sense of treatment is intended.”
“What’s in it for me?” Orth adds that there is finally a
It’s a fair question. For some, enroll- global recognition that we need to
ing in a trial comes from pure altruism. ensure better access and support for
Others, like me, enrol out of a sense of all communities to participate in clin-
gratitude. As one of Orth’s survey par- ical trials. However, it’s not always easy
ticipants said, “Without previous clini- to get people to sign up.
cal trials, I would not have received the “There’s still a degree of skepticism
excellent care and treatment plan. I feel about science and the medical system
it is paying it forward to be included as a whole,” says Maguire. He adds that
and I hope that, when the trial is over, it we also don’t celebrate the people who
will help other women in the future.” participate in clinical trials enough,
For a long time, women weren’t citing the Covid-19 vaccine trials as an
explicitly required to be included in example. “Every one of those people
clinical trials. In Canada, for example, saved a lot of lives,” Maguire says.
it wasn’t until 1997 that Health Canada “They’re heroes.”
decided they needed to be. In 2022 in
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Seasonal Trends
I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now.
One does, I think, as one gets older.
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RD CLASSIC
IN THE
LION’S
BY Arnold Sapiro
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drive to the nearest settlement. But fluffy animal in his arms, driven him
English-born Fitzjohn, 31, had read the home to Kora and named him Freddie.
Born Free books as a teenager and been Later, three more cubs were brought
captivated by the story of Joy and George from zoos. But Freddie always held a
Adamson raising the orphaned lioness, special place with Tony. Freddie was
Elsa. Living in Africa and working with not only good-natured, but also the
Adamson for the last three years had bravest of the cubs, scrappier and
been a dream come true for Tony. more inclined to take liberties with the
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fully grown wild lions that prowled and clawing—sharp bites to the neck
around the fence. He and Tony had and head, deep bites to both shoul-
slept in the same bed until Freddie ders, slashing claws to back and legs.
outgrew it. Tony’s girlfriend, Lindsay To Tony this horror was a series of
Bell, who was living in Nairobi, had jerky slides punctuated by blackouts.
noticed that he was completely relaxed His glasses were smashed and he saw
only when he was with his lions. flashes of the camp he had thought
close; it seemed to be moving farther
after two days of rough driving, Tony and farther away, getting smaller and
was exhausted and glad to be back at smaller. Which lion was attacking him?
Kora. He was dressed only in shorts and One of George’s? He only knew that the
sandals, his tan skin glistening with per- beast was fully grown and powerful.
spiration in the 36-degree heat. It
was 5:10 p.m., time to gather the Tony Fitzjohn
cubs—the other three had joined had raised
Freddie now in welcoming Freddie from
Tony—and take them inside the the time he
fence for the night. To settle the was a cub.
frisky Freddie, Tony sat down, his
back to the underbrush a few
metres away, and began talking
quietly. Though a rule in the
bush is never to sit on the ground
outside camp—because of the
possibility of unexpected con-
tact with animals—Tony felt safe
just 50 metres from camp.
Without warning, he felt a giant
creature pounce on him from
behind. He crashed forward to
the ground and momentarily lost
consciousness. When he came
to, it was to the terrifying aware-
ness that his head was locked in
the jaws of an enormous lion.
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Tony covered his genitals and closed ran for his life. Tony lay in a pool of
his eyes. More blows from mighty paws blood, gasping for air.
struck his head; more deep gashes The attacker could have torn Freddie
from razor-sharp claws opened his apart on the spot, but he stopped his
face. Because of shock and concus- pursuit and ran back to the victim.
sion, he felt no pain and heard no Again, he clamped down on Tony’s
sounds. Paralyzed by injuries and neck. God, I’m dying! I can feel it, Tony
bewilderment, he was experiencing his thought, then lost consciousness again.
own death as a silent movie. But Freddie returned to the fray and
Now the lion grabbed Tony’s neck bit the surprised beast’s rear, then cir-
and bit down. Tony remembered that cled while making snarls and yelps,
lions often kill by strangulation, hold- bold charges and nips. Freddie with-
ing their vise-like grip until the prey drew only when the bigger animal
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The savanna around Kora
Camp gave plenty of
cover to prowling lions.
(“The lion has caught Tony outside! moving forward, shouting and bran-
He’s trying to kill him!”) dishing the stick. It worked! The lion
George assumed the cubs’ playful- hesitated, then slunk off into the bush,
ness had gotten too rough. So when he splotched with Tony’s blood.
ran from the tent he took only a walk-
ing stick, bypassing a loaded rifle. the next thing tony knew, he was
But outside the gate, George saw stumbling back to camp, supported by
Tony’s neck locked between the jaws George. “George, I think I’m dying.
of a full-grown lion. There was no time Whatever you do,” he pleaded, “don’t
to return for the rifle. Without a second shoot the lion. My fault … Caught
thought, he charged the lion, yelling unaware … Shouldn’t have happened.”
and waving the walking stick. The minute he got Tony into his tent,
Now George was vulnerable to George rushed to the shortwave radio
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attack. The beast released Tony and to call the Flying Doctor Service in Nai-
retreated, staring at George. The lion robi. It was too late—the 210-kilometre
prepared to spring, but George kept flight would take an hour and a quar-
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frightened cubs. Then he observed going back,” Tony said later. “We’re
Shyman carefully. His movements were creating an animal reserve. People
erratic, unusual. from all over the world can eventually
The once-gentle lion had probably come and see our lions, and the lions
eaten from a poisoned carcass left by the can live free and unmolested in nature.
rhino poachers. Since he had attacked I belong here.”
once, he could do it again. The lives of
humans and other lions were in jeop- Tony Fitzjohn continued to work at
ardy. After an hour of watching Shy- Kora until 1989, when he moved to
man, George sadly raised his rifle and Tanzania to lead efforts to rehabilitate
shot the lion dead. a national park that had been deci-
Such a mauling as Tony had received mated by farmers and poachers. Ele-
would make even the bravest soul phants are once again flourishing in
re-evaluate the risks of work in the the area, and Fitzjohn also helped
bush. The scars on his face and neck bring rhinos back to Tanzania. In 2006
would be with him always. But Tony he was awarded the Order of the Brit-
remembered how a lion cub whom he ish Empire for his conservation work.
loved had tried to save him. In 2020, he returned to Kenya with
Two months after the accident, Tony his son Alexander to restore Kora,
returned to Kora, wondering what kind which had fallen into neglect after
of greeting he’d receive after his absence. George Adamson’s death in 1989.
When the cubs saw Tony, they rushed “Everything that I am today, I owe to
toward him, Freddie in the lead, mak- Kora,” Tony told Gentleman’s Jour-
ing woofing sounds all the way. Typical nal in 2021.
lion greetings last less than a minute; Tony Fitzjohn died in May 2022 of
this one lasted close to 10 minutes as a brain tumor at the age of 76.
the excited cubs leaped all over Tony.
ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE MAY 1977 ISSUE OF
“I never had any thoughts about not READER’S DIGEST.
Building Blocks
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent,
of forms assembled in the light.
LE CORBUSIER
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They
take a giant, generous
leap of faith. Here are
three of their stories.
the
World’s
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Rukhshana Ahmadi
and Fiona Harrower.
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following the Taliban takeover, she
and her mother, aunt and three
siblings headed to Kabul’s Hamid
Karzai International Airport to try
to leave. It was August 22, 2021.
Inside the airport compound they
became separated, but finally,
Rukhshana saw them at a distance.
“I had all of our papers in my
hand and began waving at them.
Then a suicide bomb went off. The
world went black.”
She regained consciousness in
the arms of a female U.S. soldier.
The soldier was speaking to her, but
Rukhshana couldn’t hear. Around
them was a scene of horror. An
anguished mother clutching her
dead infant. A father collapsed over
his daughter’s lifeless body. American Rukhshana told the women in Toronto.
soldiers everywhere, running and ges- “I need to read.”
turing as they tried to secure the area. At that moment, Fiona was startled
“What happened?” Rukhshana asked, by a sunbeam that cut through the
her voice croaking from the dust and clouds, illuminating the young refu-
debris. On a piece of paper the soldier gee’s face. It’s a message from Mom, she
wrote one word: “bomb.” thought, recalling a grey day a few years
“What happened to my family?” she earlier when she had wandered through
cried. “Where is my backpack?” It held a local cemetery, looking for the per-
her cellphone and passport. fect plot to bury her recently deceased
She later learned that her family mother. She found it when a sunbeam
COURTESY OF FIONA HARROWER
had been rushed from the airport landed on a green hillock with a view,
and had made it home. Somehow, her as if she were being instructed from
torn backpack was recovered, but every- beyond: Here.
thing else, including a laptop and a book Resolved, she turned to Canadian
of stories her grandfather had given Connections co-founder Marcella
her years earlier, the pages turned so Tomàs, seated beside her, and said,
often they were shiny, was gone. “I think I’m supposed to have this girl
“That is why I asked for a book,” come live with me.”
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RUKHSHANA’S MOVE FROM her hotel woman she now considers family. Adds
did not happen quickly. First there was Rukhshana, “Humanity is when you
paperwork. The six-month contract respect and accept each other.”
the women signed seemed more like a The two women are very much at ease
landlord-tenant agreement than any- around each other. “Talking is the main
thing else, with Rukhshana expected thing we do together,” says Rukhshana.
to pay Fiona from the stipend she got “That, and watching programs on TV.
from the government Resettlement One of our favourites is Survivor.”
Assistance Program, about $800 a Although their diets differ—Rukhsha-
month. But in January 2022, Rukhshana na’s is halal—the two have meals
moved into the back-split home in Mis- together when Rukhshana’s schedule
sissauga, Ont., where Fiona lived alone. allows it: she has begun an undergrad-
It did not take long for the two women uate degree in journalism. Indeed, the
to forge a friendship, and a frank rec- challenge these days is to make sure
ognition of their cultural differences. she catches the train to get to classes on
time. “I’ve threatened to throw a bucket
of cold water over her if she doesn’t get
“WE WERE ONCE up,” Fiona says with a laugh. “I haven’t
STRANGERS. NOW had to resort to that—yet.”
WE ARE CREATING “Fiona is like a mom,” Rukhshana
says, smiling shyly. “She does the same
MEANINGFUL LIVES things my mom did for me to make
TOGETHER.” sure I felt safe and loved. We may not
have the same religion or skin colour,
but we have kind hearts. We were once
At times, Rukhshana, now 24, has strangers on different sides of the world,
been teary and uncommunicative, wor- and now we are creating meaningful
rying over the fate of her family, who lives together.”
made it to Pakistan last fall. (She has Fiona knows that Rukhshana will
applied for them to join her in Can- probably go to live with her family when
ada.) Fiona had a hard time under- they make it to Canada, and she is sup-
standing Rukhshana’s moods at first. portive of that. However, both women
Now she simply accepts that she doesn’t know that when that time comes, it
have to relate to her on that level— will be bittersweet. They are determined
and, frankly, can’t. to remain close even when they no
“I didn’t leave my family behind, longer live together.
and I wasn’t in a bombing,” she says For now, Rukhshana tells Fiona
softly, fiercely protective of the young with a smile, “I’m not moving. You’re
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stuck with me.” They laugh together, to 18) about their desire to host a ref-
like old friends. ugee, after a visit from a youth wel-
fare worker who told them they were
When Faith and expected to provide shelter to some-
one for six months and should be will-
Patience Truly Pay Off ing to pull the plug earlier if it was not
Rainer and Maren Koch waited in the working out—it had come down to
municipal government’s meeting room these last few minutes.
in Schaumburg, near Hanover, Ger- “What if he has experienced violence
many, on a drizzly morning in January that has made him hard?” Maren, a
2016. A small group of youth workers technical assistant in a pharmacy who
and parents were there, mostly silent, also works in a residential program for
raincoats unbuttoned, hats clutched in disabled adults, had earlier asked her
their hands. They had come to meet husband. “Can we cope with that? Can
young refugee boys, seven from Morocco the kids cope?”
and Algeria—and one from Eritrea: “Remember Hebrews 13:2,” replied
14-year-old Samuel*, who would be Rainer, who works in church develop-
going home with the Kochs.
After more than three months of *Samuel is a pseudonym; he fears the
waiting with no word—after talking with Eritrean military would target family
their own four children (then aged 11 members there.
COURTESY OF RAINER AND MAREN KOCH
Maren and
Rainer Koch
with Samuel.
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ment and counselling. He reminded her for this family. He knew they were in it
that by being hospitable, “Some have for better or worse, with no road map.
taken in angels without knowing it.”
As the young refugees filed into the AT FIRST THERE WAS TENSION. Samuel
hall, Rainer, now 52, tried to read their spent a lot of time alone in his room,
expressions, the stubborn set of shoul- sullen. He was trying to make sense of
ders and feet that were barely picked his surroundings, of his new school,
up off the ground. “They must feel so of a language he didn’t understand.
alone,” he whispered to Maren. “Is this Rainer and Maren did not know if his
what it means to have lost everything?” attitude was because of cultural differ-
ences, puberty or plain stubbornness.
Although a translator came once a
BIT BY BIT, AS HIS week to help the family learn how to
GERMAN IMPROVED, communicate with the youth, if there
SAMUEL SHARED THE was progress, it was hard to see. Sam-
uel sat at the family dinner table but
STORY OF HIS ESCAPE didn’t eat a lot.
FROM ERITREA. “If only he could see that we only
want what is best for him,” Maren told
her husband.
Then suddenly, as Samuel appeared The six-month deadline for the end of
before them, an idea that had once his stay came and went—there was no
seemed nebulous took on the shape of way Rainer and Maren were going to
a boy they knew nothing about, except let him go—and bit by bit, as Samuel’s
for his name and that he belonged to the German improved, he shared his story.
Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Church. Without telling his parents, he said,
The couple spent 30 minutes with at age 13 he fled Eritrea for Ethiopia
Samuel and an interpreter of Tigrinya, and then Sudan, because the Eritrean
the language widely spoken in Eritrea. military was conscripting boys. He had
Rainer and Maren tried to communi- heard stories about child soldiers being
cate with the closed-off teen through physically abused, given meagre rations
hand gestures, pictures and smiles. But and paid little or nothing.
he barely looked at them and later, in Once he reached Sudan, he called
the car, sat silently in the back seat, his home to ask his parents for money
eyes betraying no emotion. because he needed to pay human traf-
Glancing at him in the rear-view mir- fickers to move him out of the country.
ror, Rainer thought, Something unex- Transported in open trucks through the
pected is beginning, a new phase of life Sahara desert toward Libya, after which
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he hoped to make it to Europe, he
watched as other refugees fell off Maxim Artamonov.
and were left behind to die.
His story finally out, and with a
sense of security in his new home,
Samuel began to change. He was
more relaxed, and he laughed.
Rainer and Maren’s children now
considered him a brother, and they
always had his back.
Today, Samuel is 21. All of his
hard work to make a new life and
to accept help from his German
host family has paid off. Still liv-
ing with the Kochs, he’s now a
permanent resident of Germany,
a high school graduate with a
driver’s license and a job as an
apprentice automotive mecha-
tronics technician; he is learning
to install components and maintain business association was both ashamed
and repair cars. and angry. Putin’s “special military
Looking back, the Kochs attribute operation” was clearly a brutal, base-
the positive outcome to having the less war. More than one million Ukrai-
confidence that unconditional love and nians had already fled for their lives.
openness would show the way. I have to do something, he told him-
self. I have to help.
A New Home, It didn’t seem fair to Maxim that he
had a four-bedroom, two-bathroom
a Second Family home all to himself. His wife, Kemlin
COURTESY OF MAXIM ARTAMONOV
It was early March 2022, and in Gex, a Furley, a representative for the UN High
picturesque French town near the Swiss Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR),
border, Maxim Artamonov was watch- was stationed 4,000 kilometres away
ing with growing horror the news of the in Tbilisi, Georgia, and their two sons
Russian invasion of Ukraine. were living in London.
Raised in Moscow but a citizen of His thoughts drifted to Tatiana Hal-
Switzerland since 1992, the 52-year- chanskya, a gentle 60-year-old Ukrai-
old secretary general of a not-for-profit nian with a wide smile who had cared
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for their boys back in 2010, when Kem- used WhatsApp to message Tatiana
lin’s work for the UNHCR took them and Liidia. “I am so sorry,” he wrote.
to Moscow. The family had kept in “I feel so ashamed to be Russian. And
touch with Tatiana over the years, and I want to offer you shelter.”
Maxim knew she was now back in Maxim first needed to get Liidia, 58,
Ukraine—and that she was terrified. plane tickets so she could flee Russia.
Her life with her husband in their house Because of sanctions against the coun-
with a beautiful flower garden had been try, she had to fly from Moscow to
upended by the war. Casablanca, then to Geneva. Maxim
Tatiana’s sister, Liidia Cherkasova, met her at the airport on March 14 and
(LEFT) COURTESY OF TATIANA HALCHANSKYA;
(RIGHT) COURTESY OF YUNNA HALCHANSKYA
was still in Russia but was trying to drove her the 18 kilometres to Gex.
get back into Ukraine to be with her “You’re home now, for as long as you
husband and son. Their home was in need it,” he said. Her demeanour as
the southeast, near the Zaporizhzhia gentle as her sister’s, Liidia was grate-
nuclear power plant (later to be com- ful but worried about her husband, who
mandeered by Russia). has only one lung, and their son.
After talking it over with Kemlin, Around the same time, Tatiana’s
Maxim decided he’d give the sisters a husband was driving her on a white-
safe place to stay, if they wanted it. knuckle 600-kilometre trip from their
So that first week in March, Maxim home in Kupiansk in eastern Ukraine
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to Kyiv, where they reunited with their use for food and everyday necessities
son’s wife, Yunna Halchanskya, 32, and while they waited for the French author-
their toddler grandson, Herman. ities to process their refugee claims. He
Together, they continued to the Pol- taught Yunna how to drive a stick shift
ish border, where the women and little so she could borrow the car for the
boy said goodbye to Tatiana’s husband; women to work their odd jobs.
he would stay behind with his son to Says Tatiana, “Maxim is our guard-
fight. The trio then embarked on a series ian angel.”
of train journeys totalling more than “We have become a family cobbled
1,900 kilometres, arriving in Gex one together because of war,” says Maxim.
day after Liidia, exhausted and relieved “And a family we will remain, no matter
to have found sanctuary. where we are.”
For Maxim, there was no second- He says that for others who are con-
guessing his decision. These families sidering welcoming refugees, it’s import-
gave a face to the war, and he could not ant that the decision be rooted in gen-
look away. He set the sisters up with erosity rather than a sense of duty.
rooms in the main house, while Yunna “Simply put, you need an open heart.
and Herman moved into the apartment And I also benefit a lot from their pres-
over the garage. ence, from their help and friendship.”
Herman turned four a few weeks after
the family arrived in Gex and began IN JUNE, YUNNA’S HUSBAND got per-
attending preschool—in a new lan- mission from the Ukrainian govern-
guage, French. The three women took ment to visit Gex for three weeks. At
jobs painting and cleaning houses summer’s end, after nearly five months
and gardening in order to send money abroad, Yunna and Herman prepared
home and give back to their host. Says to return to Kyiv, hoping the worst of
Tatiana, “Work helps take our minds the war was over.
off of what is happening in our coun- “It’s hard leaving our little bubble,”
try, and to our men, to our homes.” she told Maxim as she and Herman
When the women weren’t working, hugged him at the airport. Her mother
they tended Maxim’s garden. In the and her aunt were staying, their towns
surrounding area, they picked cher- still too dangerous to go back to. “We
ries, apples and walnuts, which they have been so privileged,” Yunna said.
turned into jams, strudels and bread. “It is not a given for refugees to find
At mealtimes, they would talk about such generous hosts.”
their fears and tell Maxim what they Maxim smiled. “You can always come
missed about home. back,” he said. “You have a home and
Maxim gave them a credit card to family here, too.”
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Twitter @davehemstad.
84 april 2023
April Fools! lives when a large “ice-
berg” appeared in the
harbour overnight.
A timeline of some of the world’s most Entrepreneur Dick
Smith claimed to have
famous hoaxes towed it in from Antarc-
tica, but his deception
1400s The Haunted had viewers calling in was uncovered when it
Apple to inquire how they began to rain, washing
Thomas Betson, a could grow their own away the “ice”—shaving
librarian of Syon Abbey spaghetti trees. cream and firefighting
in Middlesex, England, foam hiding a structure
moonlighted as a prac- 1962 Washed Ashore of plastic sheets.
tical joker. He once A man strolling on a
trapped a beetle inside beach near Zandvoort, 2001 Shark Attack
a hollowed-out apple, Netherlands, spotted a In this terrifying image,
giving his fellow monks mysterious statue, later a shark lunges toward a
a fright when they identified by experts— man climbing up the
believed that the mov- who were also in on the ladder of a hovering
ing fruit was possessed. joke—as an authentic helicopter. The creator’s
moai statue that some- identity remains a mys-
1957 Pasta Crops how made its way from tery, but it was widely
The BBC’s current affairs the South Pacific. Dutch circulated in chain
program Panorama sculptor Edo van Tet- emails claiming to be a
filmed a spoof docu- terode confessed to National Geographic
mentary about an planting the “artifact,” photo contest nominee.
annual spaghetti harvest and would go on to cre- It’s considered one of
in Switzerland, com- ate the National April 1 the first major internet
plete with actors pluck- Society, which awarded hoaxes. Many, many
ing strands seemingly small bronze replicas of more have come since.
sprouting from trees. the statue to those who
Cameraman Charles pulled off the best jokes.
de Jaeger roped in
respected reporter Rich- 1978 Cold Front
ard Dimbleby for the On April 1, residents of
prank, which was appar- Sydney, Australia, had
ently very convincing: it the surprise of their
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A of accepting the
unacceptable
SECOND
LIFE BY Harold Gagné
illustration by myriam wares
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What they didn’t know was that the in 2021, 409 patients of all ages in Que-
heart beating in Élissa’s chest was bec received a transplant—thanks to
actually their daughter’s. 144 individuals, only four of whom
were pediatric donors (those under
the year she was born, Élissa Grondin the age of 18). Each year, the names of
underwent two open heart surgeries to roughly 15 kids are added to the trans-
correct congenital anomalies. She’d plant waitlist, and around the same
led a normal life until the age of four, number get a new lease on life, since
when she was struck by a virus that one deceased patient can donate up to
damaged her heart. Confined to the eight organs.
intensive care unit of the CHU Sainte-
Justine hospital, she spent seven night-
marish months waiting for a donor. “ABOUT HALF THE
In the five weeks leading up to the PARENTS OF DECEASED
transplant, she was kept alive by a CHILDREN DECLINE TO
mechanical heart and couldn’t leave
her hospital bed. “The blood clots that DONATE THE ORGANS,”
formed in the tubes of the machines SAYS DR. WEISS.
could have killed her at any moment,”
says Josée. Convinced only a miracle
could save their daughter, Élissa’s par- “On average, children under five
ents spent their days by her side and have to wait more than a year for a heart
retreated to the nearby Ronald McDon- transplant, as their condition grows
ald House to rest when they could. increasingly critical,” says Dr. Marie-
Then, on March 28, 2016, just as it Josée Raboisson, cardiologist at the
seemed all hope was gone, a doctor CHU Sainte-Justine. Often the only way
summoned them to a small lounge to keep them alive is to temporarily
area next to their daughter’s room. implant a Berlin Heart ventricular assist
Their prayers had been answered: A device (VAD), but there are risks
donor heart had finally been found. involved, and it isn’t always an option
Élissa would be getting it the very next for patients with malformations.
morning. Following whoops of elation, “About half the parents of deceased
Josée and Patrick spent the hours children decline to donate the organs,
before Élissa was taken into the oper- often because they don’t want the body
ating room gripped with anxiety. “It to be cut up,” says Dr. Matthew Weiss,
was her last chance,” says Patrick. medical director of organ donation at
Eight hours later, the transplant was Transplant Québec and a pediatric
deemed a success. intensive care physician at the CHU de
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Left: Élissa Grondin and her mother, Josée Scantland, in the hospital.
Right: Élissa (right) and her family after the transplant.
oversee the teams that retrieve organs Dominic Lemieux, agreed to donate
and support families across all Spanish his daughter’s organs—five in all.
hospitals. In three decades, the nation “Before she passed, I recorded her
doubled its donor rate, and the family heartbeat with my cellphone and said,
refusal rate dropped to 14 percent. ‘Goodbye, my love. Go save lives!’” he
says. Jackson’s father, Daniel Fortin,
young organ donors have often died also donated his son’s organs. He
accidentally, leaving their parents doesn’t feel the need to know who
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Emmanuelle Carpentier
(top) and her parents
Danielle Lafrance and
Michel Carpentier
(bottom left).
Bottom right: Marie-
Pier Savaria and Benoît
Lefebvre, who donated
their son’s organs after
he drowned in 2017.
(EMMANUELLE CARPENTIER ; DANIELLE LAFRANCE AND MICHEL CARPENTIER) COURTESY OF DANIELLE LAFRANCE ;
(SAVARIA AND LEFEBVRE) COURTESY OF MARIE-PIER SAVARIA
received them, he says. “Maybe one “We are thinking of you. You held out
day I’ll want to know more about them, your hand and led us out of our hell.”
but not right now.” Others do, though. That’s how Danielle and Michel
In fall 2018, two years after their learned that their daughter’s heart was
daughter’s suicide, Danielle Lafrance beating in the chest of a little girl born
and Michel Carpentier were surprised with a heart defect who’d undergone
to get a letter relayed to them by two surgeries.
Transplant Québec (as required to pro- Later, to their astonishment, they
tect the organ recipient’s identity). It realized that the details matched those
was from the family of the little girl who shared on the Facebook page created
received Emmanuelle’s heart. It read: for Élissa Grondin, which they’d been
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following since seeing her story on the “We were stunned to hear that the
news. “We didn’t think it could be donor was 23 years old,” says Josée. In
Élissa’s heart, because she was five May 2019, the two sets of parents met
years old,” says Danielle. Emmanuelle for the first time in a restaurant not far
was 23 but slight: four feet eight inches from Sherbrooke. “We were a little bit
and around 100 pounds. Her parents apprehensive and a little bit curious,”
dug deeper and discovered it was says Patrick. “Mainly because we
indeed possible. “In some cases, the didn’t know why they wanted to get to
donor may be up to four times heavier know us.”
than the recipient,” says Raboisson. “My only concern was that telling
them Emmanuelle had committed sui-
cide could hurt them,” says Danielle.
JOSÉE WANTED The families got together again in
EMMANUELLE’S August 2019, this time with Élissa.
PARENTS TO HEAR Josée brought a stethoscope so
Emmanuelle’s parents could hear their
THEIR DAUGHTER’S daughter’s heart in her child’s chest. “It
HEART IN HER CHILD. feels like part of Emmanuelle is still
alive,” says Danielle with tears in her
eyes. Of course, Emmanuelle will live
A few weeks later, when Danielle on, in a way, in Élissa, now a healthy
was on a retreat in the Gatineau region, 11-year-old.
she found out that the woman leading Élissa keeps a photo of Emmanuelle,
her retreat was the aunt of Josée Scant- given to her by the young woman’s
land, Élissa’s mother. Danielle shared parents, tucked away in her wardrobe.
her story with the woman, who then From time to time, she glances at it—
promised to pass Danielle’s telephone so she never forgets the person who
number on to her niece. saved her.
Mothering Nature
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have
not yet been discovered.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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HEART
Bedtime Stories
at the
HUNTING
CAMP
AT NIGHT AFTER everyone climbs into
Even grown men in
their bunks and the lights are turned
the wilderness love to off, something unusual occurs at our
hunting camp—something that I
be read to when the believe never happens in any other
lights go out hunting camp anywhere: I read a bed-
time story by flashlight to grown men
until everyone falls asleep.
BY L.W. Oakley
This ritual began about five years
FROM THE GLOBE AND MAIL ago on a moose-hunting trip. One night
illustration by cristian fowlie while we lay on our army cots in the
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tent that we used back then and talked led his crew of 27 men to Elephant
quietly in the dark, I raised my voice Island. Facing imminent starvation,
slightly and asked, “Does anyone want Shackleton and a smaller group sailed
to hear a bedtime story?” a tiny whaling boat across the open
To this day, whether we’re there to ocean in search of help. Eventually,
hunt, fish, work or just relax, I tell a everyone was rescued.
story every night we’re at our camp Another night I asked everyone if
at Mitten Lake, about 60 kilometres they wanted to hear the story of how
northwest of Kingston, Ont. The ritual Satan ended up in Hell. Then I told
is always the same: everyone must be the tale of Paradise Lost, the epic
in bed and all lights must be off except poem written by the English poet
my flashlight. John Milton. It’s the story of man’s first
disobedience, the battle for Heaven,
the creation of Hell, the temptation of
MY FIRST BEDTIME Adam and Eve, the eating of the fruit
STORY WAS ONE from the Tree of Knowledge and, of
OF THE GREATEST course, the loss of paradise.
Sometimes while telling a story like
SURVIVAL TALES Paradise Lost I can’t remember exactly
OF ALL TIME. what happened, what was said or who
said it. So like any good storyteller, I
make it up as I go along.
I tell one story per night in a small On yet another night I started by
room with three sets of double bunks. saying, “I’m going to tell what may be
I read from one of the top bunks in the the greatest story ever told, because
corner while resting my back on a pil- storytellers have been sharing this one
low propped up against the wall. These for more than 3,000 years.”
days, I use a headlamp, which I put on Then I recounted the ancient Greek
before I climb up my ladder in the myth of Helen of Troy, the woman with
dark. The light allows me to hold my a face that launched a thousand ships.
book with both hands while reading. It begins with a golden apple and ends
But when I started out, there was no with a wooden horse, and includes
book. My first bedtime story was one great warriors like Ajax, Achilles and
of the greatest survival tales of all time: Hector, who join the fight after Helen
Ernest Shackleton’s 1914–16 expedition is carried away by a Trojan prince.
to Antarctica. When his ship, Endur- Eventually, I ran out of stories. So
ance, was destroyed after becoming one night I asked if I could read the
trapped in the ice, the British explorer next bedtime story from a book. I
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asked because you don’t just bring a Someone usually recalls at what part
book to a hunting camp and start read- of the story he fell asleep. A person
ing it out loud. who stayed awake longer may say
I knew the first story from a book had something like, “You missed the good
to be a good one, so I chose the short part about how he panicked and froze
story “To Build a Fire” by Jack London, to death after he couldn’t start the fire.”
an adventure that pits a man against the Today, storytelling for adults is grad-
wilderness. They liked it so much that I ually disappearing, like the wild animals
later read from two of London’s novels, that inspired early hunters to tell stories
The Call of the Wild and White Fang. around the warmth of open fires. Sadly,
Each night, I read for five-minute screens have replaced the storyteller.
intervals. Then I stop and ask the I shouldn’t have been surprised the
same question every time: “Is anyone bedtime stories were so well-liked by
still awake?” my hunting friends, now all in their
60s. Maybe the tales reminded them of
the stories their mothers and fathers
ALL GOOD STORIES read to them when they were children.
LIVE ON FOREVER. All good stories, like the ones I read
THEY BECOME A PART at our hunting camp, will live on for-
ever because they become a part of the
OF THE PEOPLE WHO people who hear them. They remain in
HEAR THEM. your memory because as you listen
you use your imagination to bring the
tales to life. You feel the emotions and
By then some people are snoring, but experience the adventures like the
usually at least one person answers: characters in the stories. From time
“I’m still listening.” to time, you retell them to others and
I’ve read stories like “The Short even to yourself. They become real to
Happy Life of Francis Macomber” by you; it’s as if you were in the stories too.
Ernest Hemingway and “The Bear” On those storytelling nights, sitting
by William Faulkner. Not because upright in the dark in my bunk, I keep
both men won the Nobel Prize in liter- reading until no one answers when I
ature, but because they wrote about ask if anyone is still awake. Then I mark
hunting and wild animals. the page, put away my book, turn off
We usually discuss the story the next my headlamp and go to sleep.
morning while preparing and eating
© 2022, LARRY OAKLEY. FROM “EVEN GROWN MEN ON A
breakfast. People recount what they HUNTING TRIP LOVE A BEDTIME STORY WHEN THE LIGHTS
GO OUT,” THE GLOBE AND MAIL (NOVEMBER 3, 2022),
remember and what they liked. THEGLOBEANDMAIL.COM
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Adopting a dog
in my 60s was
never part of
the plan. But
Casey changed
everything.
BY Rona Maynard FROM
STARTER D O G: A VIRT UAL INTRODUCTION
photograph by jaime hogge
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BONUS READ
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When my husband talked me into res- sleeps best anywhere but the bed, and
cuing a dog a few years ago, I worried the TV tends to get him nodding in the
about the downside: fur all over every- small hours. The presence of a dog—our
thing, arguments over walk duty. The dog—was a marvel. Oh, yes. It’s you.
time for a dog was decades ago, when Casey seemed to have expanded
we had a son at home to play fetch. At since the three of us had curled up
65, we should be planning our next trip with Grey’s Anatomy, two to watch and
overseas, but Paul had always wanted one to snore. In his languor, he pretty
a dog. For love of my husband, I said much filled the space, limbs every which
yes. But I doubted I could love any dog, way. His torn ear pointed straight up;
much less the only condo-friendly dog the other flopped off the couch. I
on offer, a ragged-eared mutt. perched on the ribbon of space he’d
He had a great story, I’d grant him left me and stroked his flank. Up went
that. Born unwanted in Ohio, taught to all four paws, his way of wishing me
sit and stay in a prison where incarcer- good morning. And a fine morning it
ated people train pups for adoption, was, with Casey in it.
then sent to a shelter where he waited My ideal morning involved lei-
for a home until he was spirited away surely online perambulations in my
to Toronto by a band of volunteers ded- bathrobe. At least it had until this day.
icated to saving dogs from death. But Casey needed his morning walk,
We named him Casey. The first thing which fell to me as the resident morn-
he did after galloping into our home was ing person. I couldn’t be late, or he’d
drench a chair with pee. He sniffed every have an accident.
corner and finally came to rest with Everything we knew about Casey
his warm muzzle on my thigh. Maybe I we’d learned from his foster mom, Liz,
could love him after all. who handed him over to us. She said I
should take him out right after breakfast.
Liz had a fenced backyard; all she had
ON CASEY’S FIRST MORNING I briefly to do was open the door. Then she could
forgot we had a dog. I padded out of hang out in her pyjamas if she chose.
bed, fuzzy with sleep, to find another Maybe make some muffins, do a cross-
creature sprawled on the TV couch. word, call her mother. But Paul and I
This had happened a good many times lived on the eighth floor of a downtown
before, but in the past that creature Toronto condo building. For me, Casey’s
was my husband, sleeping in the very morning routine required lipstick, eye-
spot where I meant to lounge with my brow pencil and presentable attire.
second cup of coffee and the obituar- I’d laid everything out the night
ies section of The New York Times. Paul before—jeans and sweater for me, poop
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dragged me where the nose com- on conversations. All the while setting
manded, shoulders pumping. The a pace, getting my exercise while my
exquisite precision of his nose recalled mind floated free. Walking was my gate-
a hummingbird skimming a flower, yet way to an inner world in which I chose
the prize it sought might be the bloody where to direct my attention.
feathers of a crushed pigeon or vomit Not with Casey. I veered between
from someone’s drunken spree. No meandering, waiting and a fair approx-
relic of a living or once-living creature imation of a drunken shuffle, both
was unpalatable to Casey. hands gripping the supposedly hands-
free leash that looped around my waist
(the dog walker’s equivalent of train-
PEDESTRIANS SWERVED ing wheels). Paul and I had a plan for
TO AVOID US; HAZARDS Casey’s walking, an hour a day from
LOOMED ON EVERY each of us. Why had I worried about
Paul holding up his end, when I was
BLOCK. AND CASEY the slight one trying to stay on my feet?
TRIED TO CHASE CARS. Pedestrians swerved to avoid us;
hazards loomed on every block. Casey
tried to chase cars that looked wrong
When not engaged in the quest for for unfathomable reasons (just when I
food, the nose evaluated spots for a pee. thought it was only orange cabs that set
Casey zipped across the sidewalk like a him off, he’d charge a black minivan).
daredevil driver cutting through three And that was the easy part. Squirrels
lanes of traffic, and came to a lurching sent him into warrior mode, with head-
stop at the hydrant summoning his turning ululations and acrobatic leaps
nose. There he checked the accretion that nearly knocked me to the ground.
of canine pee that proclaimed to the Before Casey, squirrels reminded me
neighbourhood dogs, I was here! He adorably of Beatrix Potter’s Nutkin. Now
took his sweet time while a yellow riv- they seemed more like battle-hardened
ulet spilled over the sidewalk and into ruffians on Game of Thrones, a tribe of
the street. No matter how lavish the them always ready to burst from the
spray, he always had pee in reserve for nearest sapling.
the ritual known as marking. While flying at a squirrel I hadn’t seen
I thought I knew what it meant to in time, Casey ran smack into a couple
walk my downtown neighbourhood. of pedestrians. The woman flashed a
Check out the movies playing at the tolerant smile; the man scowled at me
local theatre. Take note of a shoe sale, over his shoulder. At the rate we were
a new wood-oven pizzeria. Eavesdrop going, someone might get hurt. Come
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Casey was designed for the task, with How many squirrel-chasing dogs do
a nose that ranks among the wonders back flips, then jump up to try again?
of the animal kingdom. His “squirrel For him the leash did not exist, nor did
attacks,” as we called them, expressed failure. Every squirrel was a promise
his greatest gift. Some dogs were born to of victory. Casey was my Don Quixote
bark at strangers; ours was born to hunt charging at windmills, my pratfalling
rodents. I figured we had the better deal. Buster Keaton.
Laurie watched the show with her
hands in the pockets of her hoodie;
I WASN’T GETTING she’d seen every move before. “Like I
THROUGH TO CASEY, said, all hound. You want his attention
THE TRAINER TOLD ME. on you, not the squirrel. That’s going to
be your challenge. So let’s get to work.”
MY ENTREATIES WERE The Lauries of this world don’t really
MEANINGLESS NOISE. train dogs. They teach perplexed humans
to stop doing what doesn’t work and
acquire more constructive habits. Lau-
Laurie put Casey through a few paces. rie reminded me a little of Annette, our
He sat, stayed, lay down as he had been couples’ counsellor back in the striving
taught in prison—and as he’d do for us years. Whatever long-forgotten muddle
if we learned to speak his language. we were in, she’d seen it all before.
“You lucked out with this guy,” Laurie How hard we’d worked with Annette
said. “He wants to please.” He could in her basement office with the pine-
have fooled me, but Laurie was the pro. panelled walls. How thoroughly we’d
The three of us took Casey to a free- prepped for every session. If she’d given
and-easy park where teens shoot hoops marks, we’d have aced her course.
and no one would get fussed about a “You’re remarkably well-matched,” she
ruckus. The idea was for Laurie to watch once told us, peering through the enor-
Casey do his worst, and as we neared mous glasses women wore in the days
the first squirrel-inhabited tree he of shoulder pads. “It’s a miracle that
rose—no, soared—to the occasion with you found each other.” Her version of
his full repertoire of sound effects while Laurie’s “You lucked out.”
I, the clueless human at the end of the With Annette, Paul and I tuned in to
leash, stood and bleated, “Casey, stop!” the sometimes mystifying but basically
I half-hoped Laurie would exclaim well-intentioned people we were at
JAIME HOGGE
at his antics. If Casey had to raise hell, heart. We were about to begin the cor-
let him be the loudest, most epically responding process with a dog, who
acrobatic hellraiser she had yet seen. had never forgotten a birthday, stormed
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out in a huff or blamed either of us for a feisty old dame. I demanded refunds
a thing. Compared to making a mar- with aplomb (and got them). I told wait
riage, training a dog should be a snap. staff not to call me “dear” and sham-
I wasn’t getting through to Casey, bling 20-somethings to make room for
Laurie said. My entreaties were mean- me on the sidewalk. I complained and
ingless noise, a sound soup of his name corrected with ease.
and half-hearted marching orders. But nobody loves a woman who
Nature gave Casey a mission: slaugh- shouts. In my childhood home it was
tering creatures who, in his mind, had well understood that only my father
no right to exist. To interrupt him, I’d had the right to shout—and he could
have to make some noise. erupt without warning. Sober, he
quoted Yeats to my sister and me at
bedtime. When we modelled new out-
ANGER COULD fits, he would bow to us and ask, like
CONSUME HIM, BUT a gentleman from an old movie, “May
UNLIKE ANY HUMAN I have your telephone number?” (Tele-
phone: an old-fashioned word, even
I’D KNOWN, CASEY circa 1960.)
DIDN’T HOLD GRUDGES. But when he was drunk or hung-
over, the smallest thing could get him
going, like the double boiler for his
I had three options: whistling, shout- oatmeal. “What’s become of the
ing or a vigorous hand clap. I never blasted thing? Is this any way to orga-
learned to whistle, and clapping is no nize the kitchen cabinets?” The rest of
good with gloves on. That left shouting. us would wake to a percussion band
As squirrel after squirrel romped by, I of clatter. And I’d know in the pit of my
tried to summon a respectable shout: stomach that the day ahead was going
“Casey! Casey!” How could it be that to be a stinker.
the name I loved to murmur was so Fear had a sound: shouting. What I
hard to shout with conviction? feared was not so much my father’s
Paul shook his head (in our class anger as my own. Because he was a
of two he was the star). Shouting had man—the man of the house, in the
always come easily to him—too easily language of those times—he got to
for my liking, but with dogs it served blow off steam. Because I was a girl, I
a purpose. “More authority,” he said. didn’t. I should keep my head down,
“More volume.” stay out of Daddy’s way, do my best
The authority part I could nail. At 65 to placate this overgrown baby in the
I’d damned well earned the right to be guise of a man.
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many scofflaws about, making me a flair, but his logic stung. He didn’t turn
target for those who hold dogs in his head when I called, “Not us!”
contempt. Some people hate dogs for Us. Any scorn directed at Casey is
jumping, others for disturbing the peace really directed at me. When you get
with their barking. What unites them down to basics, I was scooping because
all is their loathing of poop. I loved him. I hoped my fellow humans
I’d just disposed of Casey’s first of would look benevolently on him, or at
the day when someone approached least not disdain him. Every time I bent
us with an open Clive Cussler novel for Casey, I proved that Yeats was right:
in his hand and headphones blasting “Love has pitched his mansion in/ The
cacophony into his ears. As he passed, place of excrement.”
COURTESY OF RONA MAYNARD
he yelled over his shoulder, “I hope it’s I no longer missed walking with Paul.
not your dog who just left his business Walking with a dog had distinct advan-
on the sidewalk! It’s a pox on the city!” tages. If Casey took any notice of my
The last time I’d heard the word “pox” mood after a rough night’s sleep, he
used in the Shakespearean sense, I was showed no interest in what this meant
trying to ace an English course. Full for him or when I might snap out of
points to Mr. Multi-task for literary it. He still sauntered beside me, ears
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sliding back to catch a rustle in the close to where we’d first walked with
grass no human could detect. Laurie. Loud, proud and fast, I exe-
I didn’t have to earn the good cheer cuted my three-step routine: the shout,
enveloping us. Its engine was Casey’s the tug, the “Good boy.” Someone
zest for the minutiae of his day—the waved, a professional dog walker whose
stained wall that must be peed upon three charges were all sniffing the same
because no other wall compares, the patch of grass. “Nice work!” she called.
postal clerk who must be greeted for a How long had it been since I was asked,
biscuit from her tin behind the coun- “Who’s walking who?”
ter. On Casey’s map of pleasures, I was One day I had a brainwave: Us-ness
like the earth and the sky, reassuringly might serve a practical purpose. Casey
present but not the focal point. has the enviable canine gift for sleeping
anyplace he happens to be, from the
back seat of the car to a friend’s yard. I
I KNEW WE HAD MET have the human gift for rolling worries
A MILESTONE WHEN around in my brain when all I crave
I STOPPED CASEY’S is sleep.
In the middle of a restless night, I
FULL-THROTTLED went looking for a soporific book and
SQUIRREL ATTACK. found Casey zonked out on the TV
couch. He didn’t stir when I sat down
beside him to stroke the soft fur on his
As Laurie had taught me, I crossed neck. He exhaled, sinking deeper into
the street to dodge cats, darting tod- his rest. He sounded almost human,
dlers, unpredictable puppies—anything but then every human sigh is mamma-
that might flip Casey’s anger switch. lian. Hey, Casey. Take me with you.
He took exception to dogs off-leash He’d left me just enough room to
(they made him feel insecure), dogs curl up and make his firm, warm chest
with enormous furry heads (not dogs, my pillow. Unlike all other pillows
as far as he could tell) and a good many in my life, Casey’s chest expands with
large black dogs (who knows why?). his breath. His fur smells pungently of
Meanwhile other dogs took exception himself. No matter what he’s kicked up
to him for similarly unfathomable rea- on our rambles or where he’s pushed
sons. When I couldn’t remove Casey, his snout, he smells exactly as he does.
I’d distract him by throwing a handful My headful of niggles rose and fell
of treats about. with Casey’s breath like a boat on a
I knew we’d met a milestone when calm sea. I didn’t yet know I was taking
Casey had a full-throttle squirrel attack liberties: a five-kilogram human head
Welcome, Spring?
“Snow in April is abominable,”
said Anne. “Like a slap in the face when you
expected a kiss.”
L. M. MONTGOMERY IN ANNE OF INGLESIDE
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BOOK CLUB
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BRAINTEASERS
Labyrinth
Easy Which path do
you have to take to get
to the centre of the
labyrinth?
Gimme Five
Difficult A pentomino is a tile made
Rabbit Run, Redux of five squares joined edge to edge.
Easy In a one kilometre race, the Divide this grid into five pentominoes,
tortoise moved at a steady one metre each containing the five letters A, B,
per minute the whole way. The hare C, D and E. The regions will not all
woke up late; started 26 minutes after have the same shape.
the tortoise; moved at 12 metres per
minute for 120 metres; called a cab A C A E B
and waited five minutes for it to arrive; C B D A C
was driven at 30 km/h to a point 180
metres from the finish line; took one A D E D B
minute to pay the driver; then B A B E C
resumed moving at his previous speed
to the finish line. Who won the race?
E D E C D
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1. What skill did Tenoch 6. Which North American 12. What fake news inci-
Huerta Mejía have to city has a 42-year history dent of 1835 entailed
learn for his role as ruler of supporting jazz music publishing “scientific
of the underwater king- with its annual interna- discoveries” of unicorns
dom in Black Panther: tional festival? and bipedal beavers
Wakanda Forever? living in space?
7. Along which myelin-
2. A Flemish Giant covered infrastructure 13. Which 17th-century
thumps through your does information travel French writer of maxims
garden. What kind of up to a speed of 430 wrote, “He who lives
creature is it? kilometres per hour? without folly is not so
wise as he thinks”?
3. What 17th-century 8. What flower grows up
book is often estimated to one metre in diameter 14. What running event,
to be the bestselling and is one of the official typically held in April,
novel of all time? state flowers of Indonesia? has raised more than a
billion pounds for charity
4. What civic-observance 9. Fog netting and harps since its inception in
day, held every April, are useful for collecting 1981?
attracts about one billion what resource in some
participants in more than arid areas?
190 countries?
10. Dwarf star Lucy is 15. We share 99.9
5. Which Latin American approximately 90 percent percent of our DNA with
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Moon Hoax. 13. François de La Rochefoucauld. 14. London Marathon. 15. About 60 percent.
7. The human nervous system. 8. Rafflesia. 9. Water. 10. Diamond. 11. Nutopia. 12. The Great
Answers: 1. Swimming. 2. A rabbit. 3. Don Quixote. 4. Earth Day. 5. Mexico City. 6. Montreal.
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7 8 2 1 6
4
6 2 3
8 5
6 3 4 7
Student Scramble
Sumi has history in Room 115; 9 5
Ada has math in Room 110;
Christa has biology in Room 106; 9 8 1
and Bruno has art in Room 201.
2
Pic-a-Pix: Peeking 3 9 7 2 5
To Solve This Puzzle
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CROSSWORD
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DOWN
1 “You said it!”
11 12 2 Just a few
3 Whisky produced in
13 14 Gimli, Manitoba
4 ___ out (decline)
15 16 17 18 5 Tarot card that’s said to
reflect happiness
19 20 21 6 Mr. Clean target
7 “Who ___ kidding?”
22 23 8 2008 film with an English
aristocrat
24 25 26
9 Trade show giveaway,
often
27 28 29
10 Prince Harry’s old school
30 31 17 ER hookups
20 Win at an auction
32 33 21 Male aviator
22 Loud, harsh sound
23 Media personality Jenner
or singer Minogue
ACROSS bilingual province 24 ___ radio (dash feature)
1 Fancy neckwear 22 See 19-Across 26 Space on a schedule
6 Photo finish 24 Bunches and bunches 28 Rapid transit in Chicago
11 Change (into) 25 The Tudors star Jonathan 29 Discovery Channel subj.
12 “Could someone crack ___ Meyers
open a window?” 27 “Possibly”
13 Be overly dramatic 29 Odour
14 Intentionally mislead 30 Brittle, flimsy
15 Shiny, perhaps 31 Calculator brand
16 NHL’s Crosby 32 Fuses
18 Lion’s lair 33 Map detail
19 With 22-Across, officially For answers, turn to PAGE 118
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