Nunnu’s Adventure

Introduction : Somewhere in Ghost town of Bha-shi there lived a family of 3. The

Bhooo-su-za’s Father, Mr. Boohoo-su-za, mother Mrs. Boohoo-su-za and their
absolutely good (Pause) good for Nothing, Nitthala and Nikkama son Nunnu.

Character Backstory / Description

(Nunnu is a 30 year old Man who has not completed his graduation even after 50
attempts. He is a total loser in life. Loves to gamble and lose out all his money. Never
stable very casual with no goals and aspirations)

Nunnu Enters on the song “Aaj Blue hai Paani Paani aur Din bhi Sunny” Stumbling on
something and falling down. He is wearing a black Graduation Robe, short baggy
pants and Goa loose shirt. He is loosely groomed with white powder on his face with
patches indicating that he is not completely a ghost and is still visible to the world of
the living.with a degree certificate in his hand and happy.

He gets up

Nunnu: Mom .. Dad, where are you? Mummy look you call me shemdo and useless look
your son has passed yay!

Mom and Dad, faces and hands are fully white well groomed. Dad in a Suite and pipe in his
mouth. Mom in a well dressed saree (Preferably white or all black). Top classy and elite
looking.

Mom and Dad enter.

Mom: What is all this Noise. Stop it. And whose gown are you wearing! It looks like aunty
Peru-ra’s give it back to her or she will come haunting you like a human with her latni. You
are absolutely good for nothing, only out there to cut our noses.

Nunnu Interrupts

Nunnu: Aare mom, Chill… This is Graduation Robe and this is my Passing Certificate

Mom: Whose have you stolen?

Nunnu: Tera Nunnu pass ho gaya look I passed in flying colors.

Mom: (Sarcastically)Pass, you passed?

Dad: (Sarcastically) at last after 50 attempts! How much?

Nunnu: 35%

Mom: 35 percent? Just 35? Where will you get a job? What career will you choose?
Look at you, you are so useless that you have not even fully become a ghost still visible to
people, you can’t float, can’t fly, nothing just a useless blob hanging around with your other
useless friend Silli and Billi. Sometimes I wonder if you are even our son or exchanged in the
hospital.

Look at that ________ daughter she has score 99, 50 attempts ago and now a Manager in
Chudail and Chudail Limited.

When will you start re baba….

Just then the phone Rings. Dad gets a call from his friend Ball-fie from the Bha-shi
Cemetery

Dad: Hi Ball-fie kaisa hai? … What?... There is a job opening? … What position? … Okay.
I will send Nunnu there.

Dad: to his wife. My friend Ball-fie just called, he said there is an opening outside the
Bha-shi cemetery as an intern.

Nunnu: Intern, I will work as in Intern? Shaya Such a Degrade.

His Father Giving him a Tapli

Father: You go and first Crack the interview.

Ninnu Exits the scene. Volunteers Set up 2 chairs for Nunnu and the Interviewer.
Before Nunnu enters, the interviewer is sitting on one chair. The chairs are placed
horizontally to the stage showing the sides of the characters.

Interview Scene

Can be adapted from the Video as it is.

Nunnu exits the scene. Volunteers come in and re-arange the chairs backing the
audience. There is a man and woman (girl or boy) sitting on the chair before Nunnu
enters.

Garden Scene

After his failed interview, Sad and depressed Nunnu goes to a nearby garden and sits
on the bench. He sees a couple sitting close by. He gets excited and thinks to himself.
Nunnu : To himself Today toh I will surely scare this couple.

Goes behind the couple. Nunnu approaches.

To the Woman
Nunnu: Bhoooooooo … I am Bhooooooooot… get Scared of me ….. Bhoooooot
The Woman does not React. Dusts her shoulders like some leaf fell on it.

Nunnu: Louder Bhoooooooooot… I am Bhooooooooot Get scared of me, I am come to

scare you ha ha ha..

Woman: Kon re tu Makdya Tondacho bhikari (Looks like a monkey). Chall Chal Aage badh
chutta nahi hai.

Nunnu: Bhooooot? Aare I am bhooot

Woman: What men! say loudly men, I cant hear you.

Nunnu: Bhooooot? Aare I am bhooot

Woman Looks at her boyfriend

Woman: Michael… i mean Cycle (the man’s name is cycle.) look at thi bhikari, troubling me.

Cycle gets up and turns around. Reveals that he is wearing Dark Glasses and Stick in
the hand. He is blind

Cycle: Who is it?

Waves his stick around in the air. Nunnu Gets some whacks with the stick.

Cycle: Kaun Re tu. Why are you troubling us? (Waving his stick)

Nunnu: (Troubled) Aare I am Bhoot man. Atleast get a little scared.

Cycle: What? Bhoot ? you sound like a Phata Doodh! Get lost you Bhikari. Bhag Bhag…

Nunnu Exits the scene from the right Side. Volunteers get 3 more chairs and arrange
them Horizontally so that the audience gets a side view of people sitting. There are
some people standing(Men) and some sitting (men and woman).

One seat is vacant.

Bus Scene

Poor Nunnu is now so tired and has almost given up. Enter the bus to go home. The
bus is filled with people. Nunnu squeezes in the bus.

Conductor: Ticket.

Nunnu: Nunnu removing Change from all his pockets some coins fall down he is all
messy. Nunnu : Ek min haa uncle.
Conductor: Aare Jaldi Kar. Panvel Aayega.

Nunnu Buys a ticket and catches a seat. Sits down. In a while.

A woman comes up to him. She is well built and looks intimidating.

Woman 1: Taps nunnu on his head Aaye utth, yaha se. Yeh Ladies Seat hai.

Nunnu gets up and the woman sits down.

Goes ahead. Thinks to himself that he will try to scare somebody. With all pure
intentions, he tries to scare a woman.

Taps her shoulder to scare.

Nunnu: Boohoo…….

The woman: Before nunnu says anything Sharam nahi aati hai, saala tharki. Bus mai
chadta hai Ladies ko Pareshan Karta hai.

Nunnu: Aare lekin mai Bhoooo…

Before he completes his statement. Public gather around Nunnu and gives him a
good beating and throws him outside the bus. Nunnu sits in despair. Gets up and
exits.

Nunnu Exits the Scene. The Volunteers take away all the chairs from the scene.

Nunnu rings the bell. Mom answers the door.

Mom: So how was your Day well wasted?

Nunnu: Don’t ask, it was fantastic. I sacred so many people. Looking at my track record I
will soon become the CEO of Scary-rilance (Reliance)

Mom: How was the interview?

Nunnnu: Aarey Mom (in full Swag), I was too good for them. I will take that Bal-fies Job just
like that.

I am the best.. You’ll simply underestimate me shya… I am the…

The lights go out. Nunnu is Scared.

Nunnu: Mumma… Dadda (in a scary voice) where are you

After 10 seconds, Mummy Comes with a candle in her hand ( Noorie Style)

Nunnu: Gets Scared and Shouts! Bhoot Bhoot Bhachooo Bachooo

Mom: Kaisa Bhoot Banega re tu? Smacks her forehead (Facepalm)

The End

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