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"PILOT"
Written by
Dan Rubin
THE DOORS START TO CLOSE, BUT ABBY HOLDS THEM FOR A WOMAN.
A FEW PEOPLE SHOOT ABBY A LOOK, ANNOYED.
ABBY
THE DOORS START TO CLOSE AND AGAIN ABBY STOPS THEM, THIS
TIME FOR A BLIND MAN WITH A DOG.
ABBY (CONT'D)
--
THE DOORS CLOSE. THIS TIME ABBY’S IN THE WAY AND THEY POP
BACK OPEN. THE PEOPLE ARE REALLY IRRITATED. THE SEEING
EYE DOG BARKS AT ABBY.
ABBY (CONT'D)
ABBY
ABBY
know it’d --
ABBY (CONT'D)
me!
ABBY (CONT'D)
songs?
MAIN TITLES
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ACT ONE
ABBY ENTERS HOLDING THE GARMENT BAG. SHE TAKES IN THE ROOM.
ABBY
--
ABBY (CONT'D)
judge.
ABBY EXTENDS HER HAND. THE MAN EXTENDS A BIRD. SHE GRABS
A NEARBY GARBAGE CAN AND OFFERS IT, HELPFUL. HE DROPS IT
IN.
ABBY (CONT'D)
THE MAN CLIMBS DOWN HIS LADDER AND STARTS PACKING UP.
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ABBY (CONT'D)
MAINTENANCE GUY
though.
ABBY
GURGS
you.
ABBY
NEIL
SOMETHING) posture.
ABBY
MONICA/NEIL/GURGS
surgeon.
ABBY
NEIL
kind of wondering --
MONICA
make-a- state-senator’s-DUI-go-away
theory.
NEIL
said it.
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GURGS
What? A very
ABBY
job.
NEIL
ABBY
me.
GURGS
ABBY
obvious.
ABBY
a difference, I needed to go to
MONICA
NEIL
make a difference?
ABBY
--
ABBY (CONT'D)
MONICA
GURGS
reasons!
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INT. COURTROOM - LATER (NIGHT 1)
(ABBY, NEIL, MONICA, GURGS, PAUL, FRANK BERNARDONE,
BECCA, PROTESTER, TATTOOED DUDE, TATTOO ARTIST, EXTRAS)
ABBY
for everyone.
MONICA
ABBY
shop.
NEIL
MONICA
school.
ABBY
MONICA
NOT.
NEIL
ABBY
anyway.
ABBY (CONT'D)
GURGS
Stronk presiding.
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ABBY
GURGS
Jitters.
ABBY
guilty?
ABBY (CONT'D)
do some law.
NEIL
undercover cop.
ABBY
night!
MONICA
--
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MONICA HOLDS UP A SIGN THAT READS “NEED TICKETS?”
MONICA (CONT'D)
“I’m Guilty.”
ABBY
FRANK BERNARDONE
ABBY
call undosies.
FRANK BERNARDONE
or whatever.
PAUL
MONICA
the balance.
NEIL
ABBY
I’m judge.
NEIL/MONICA
ABBY
scalping?
FRANK BERNARDONE
ABBY
Knicks games.
MONICA
Apple.
ABBY
ABBY (CONT'D)
Case closed.
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MONICA
dunk.
ABBY
PAUL
ABBY
PAUL
PAUL (CONT'D)
PAUL EXITS.
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MONICA
ABBY
themselves.
ABBY. BECCA
ABBY
PROTESTER
TATTOOED DUDE
a Garfield tattoo.
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ABBY
TATTOO ARTIST
ABBY
CUT TO:
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INT. ABBY'S CHAMBERS - LATER (NIGHT
1) (ABBY, NEIL, GURGS)
GURGS
stuff.
ABBY
ABBY (CONT'D)
GURGS
ABBY
GURGS
ABBY
picky eater.
NEIL
they can.
ABBY
brother instead?
NEIL
ABBY
NEIL
reach out.
ABBY GETS AN IDEA. SHE PULLS AN OLD ROLODEX OUT OF THE BOX.
ABBY
DAN (O.S.)
DAN (CONT'D)
I need.
ABBY
ABBY
dad.
DAN
in.
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
ABBY
stuff.
DAN
ABBY
that view.
DAN
winter.
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ABBY
Your
wife?
DAN
other plans.
ABBY
DAN
here?
ABBY
Guess where.
DAN
No.
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
forty years.
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DAN
ABBY
help people.
DAN
exceptions.
ABBY
DAN
a supportive role.
ABBY
Teaching?
DAN
a process server.
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ABBY
DAN
steps in.
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
millionaire?
DAN
I remember my password.
DAN (CONT'D)
ABBY
ABBY (CONT'D)
DAN
DAN (CONT'D)
ABBY
DAN
second chance.”
--
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
DAN
close.
ABBY
around.
DAN
MONICA
GURGS
MONICA
NEIL
jaywalking!
GURGS
NEIL
way.
your point.
GURGS
Maddow.
NEIL
Paul.
MONICA
it.
NEIL
NEIL (CONT'D)
there?
ABBY
MONICA
CUT TO:
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INT. CORRIDOR - A LITTLE LATER (NIGHT
2) (NEIL, GURGS, DELIVERY LADY)
GURGS
watch.
NEIL
harmless prank?
GURGS
--
NEIL
a serial prankster?
GURGS
again.
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NEIL
clever.
GURGS
DELIVERY LADY
GURGS
DELIVERY LADY
GURGS
That’s my office.
SMASH TO:
DELIVERY LADY
CUT TO:
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INT. COURTROOM - LATER (NIGHT 2)
(ABBY, DAN, NEIL, MONICA, GURGS, AUTOMATED PUBLIC
DEFENDER, MARK CAMERON, JEFF RASKIN)
DAN
it.
ABBY
--
Objection! Objection!
ABBY
MONICA
Mr.
MARK CAMERON
it.
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ABBY
spot.
(MORE)
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ABBY (CONT'D)
I’m not from around here, but is
MARK CAMERON
JEFF RASKIN
It’s a free country. I can move
a chair.
ABBY
there?
ABBY (CONT'D)
ABBY (CONT'D)
10.
NEIL
people!
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ABBY CROSSES TO DAN.
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
DAN
for me.
ABBY
MONICA
MONICA
ABBY
MONICA
Eww.
ABBY
DAN
Also, eww.
ABBY
MONICA
ABBY
GURGS
ABBY
GURGS
MONICA
delusional.
being catfished.
NEIL
FaceTime.
ABBY
people.
MONICA
night.
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NEIL
at this point.
ABBY
GURGS
anything to you?
DAN
ABBY
ABBY (CONT'D)
just arrived.
CUT TO:
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INT. CAFETERIA CORRIDOR - LATER (NIGHT
2) (ABBY, DAN, CRAZY LADY, BENNETT)
ABBY
cafeteria.
DAN
DAN (CONT'D)
eyes?
ABBY
vote.
BENNETT
controlled by secret
lizards!
ABBY
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Mr. Fielding, you’ve been served.
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DAN
(READING) I am to appear in
all this?
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
DAN
it is.
ABBY
passwords --
ABBY (CONT'D)
DAN
DAN
ABBY
DAN
gentleman to repeat.
ABBY
on them.
DAN
DAN
ABBY
in.
DAN
things in it?
ABBY
box.
DAN
CRAZY LADY
GURGS
NEIL
smoke?
GURGS
—-
NEIL
GURGS
NEIL
GURGS (CONT'D)
CAT scan.
ABBY
NEIL
ABBY
NEIL
Nikolai.
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ABBY
my first day.
NEIL
myself.
ABBY
NEIL
--
ABBY
magic fan.
NEIL
“digging in.”
ABBY
NEIL
ABBY
ABBY (CONT'D)
I didn’t peg you for a prankster
reading people.
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(MORE)
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ABBY (CONT'D)
(INTRIGUED) Guess I’ve gotta keep an
on a watch list.
NEIL
ABBY
home.
NEIL
a joke.
ABBY
talk.
CUT TO:
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INT. ABBY’S HALLWAY - SAME TIME (NIGHT
2) (DAN)
DAN
RESET TO:
DAN
life happens.
MAINTENANCE GUY
DAN
DAN (CONT'D)
about it!
CUT TO:
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INT. COURTROOM - NIGHT (NIGHT 3)
(ABBY, DAN, NEIL, MONICA, AUTOMATED PUBLIC
DEFENDER, PERVERT)
ABBY
MONICA
NEIL
your insides!
DAN
the defense.
MONICA
ABBY
NEIL
DAN
ABBY
DAN
a few days.
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ABBY
DAN
better.
ABBY
DAN
TABLE.
MONICA
ABBY
NEIL
MONICA
NEIL
decent society.
MONICA
DAN
ABBY
DAN
ABBY
all of this.
PERVERT
ABBY AND GURGS WALK DOWN THE HALL. GURGS IS A LITTLE BUMMED.
ABBY
GURGS
ABBY
GURGS PULLS UP. SHE SEES THE DIRECTORY BOARD NOW HAS
A MESSAGE FROM HUGH JANUS (SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS) ON
IT.
GURGS
DAN
ever met.
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END OF SHOW