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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
Me?
My day?
- [ALEXA SCOFFS]
- Wow.
- Alexa?
- How was your day yesterday?
well...
here.
A D?
You can't...
[LORI SIGHS]
So that's it?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
[SILENTLY MOUTHS]
Wait.
[SIGHS] Yeah,
I figured that you would change your...
[LORI GRUNTS]
[KATIE GROANS]
[KATIE GAGS]
- So no Beyoncé.
- Uh-uh.
Like, ever.
- Oh, my God!
- I know!
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Lucas. You were...
Huh. Huh.
That's Tuesday.
No way!
[MIMICS ELECTROCUTION]
No.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHS]
"Welcome to Wellnerd."
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES] Totally!
Sick!
OK.
What?
[ALEXA EXHALES]
I was nervous.
[ALEXA GASPS]
- Oh, sorry!
- Oh, no!
Cool.
We're going.
Surprise!
I eat my vegetables,
[CLEARS THROAT]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Mom?
Say something.
I know.
[LORI STAMMERS]
Whoa.
No.
I'm ungroundable.
No one's ungroundable.
[ALEXA CHUCKLES]
Why do I think
this is not going to be fun?
Who's ready for a campfire song?
You are.
All right.
Here's a G.
Sweet.
[DISCORDANT STRUMMING]
♪ Home ♪
♪ Home on the... ♪
♪ Ra... Range ♪
Jack?
[KATIE GROANS]
Sure did.
It was not.
Hold me?
I'm fine.
[LORI CHUCKLES]
By myself.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
See? Ungroundable.
Don't swear.
So we agree.
True.
Could you?
[CHUCKLES]
She'll be back.
[CHUCKLES]
[GROANS]
Wow! Amazing!
- Is it a puppy?
- It's not a puppy.
Whoa! Mom!
[JENNIFER CHUCKLES]
Who did this?
If there's time.
[GROANS] Mom.
All right.
It's time.
It's time.
I'm ready.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Is that Zombiegeddon?
- Oh, man! I love video games.
I guess it wouldn't
hurt to check it out.
[LADDER BANGING]
Jigsaw?
making sure
you don't do something too stupid
- Thanks!
- Whoa!
[KATIE SCREAMS]
What?
- [SCREAMS]
- What now?
It's a d*ad...
garbage bag.
[SIGHS]
Uh... [CHUCKLES]
How about...
- [ANIMAL SCREECHES]
- [SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
- What is that?
- I think it's a possum!
[BOTH SCREAM]
- Do something!
- [GROANS]
No more possum!
What?
- What?
- [VIDEO GAME PAUSES]
[SIGHS]
[GROANS]
Ka-and-boom!
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
[GROANS]
Is it?
[KATIE PANTING]
- [JENNIFER] Katie?
- Mommy!
- Hey.
- Alexa?
Why not?
It's not like you're gonna do anything.
Mom, I got a D.
Alexa.
It's weird.
For you?
trespassing, vandalism?
Yeah.
No!
Be normal! Be mean!
OK. Um...
All right.
Well, you're grounded for a week.
More.
- No TV.
- OK.
Ha!
It's good to have my mom back.
- [POSSUM SCREECHES]
- The possum's back!
[KATIE GROANS]
[LEAVES RUSTLE]
[CHUCKLES]
Right.
[RINGING]
[SNORING]
Hey, look!
Orion's Belt.
[DAVE CHUCKLES]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Not really.
[DYLAN SCOFFS]
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