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SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN, of Gilbert and I remember a rehearsal, the last time that
Sullivan fame, wrote a drawing-room ballad, Theatre Workshop remounted The Hostage in
beloved of old-time baritones, called ‘The 1971 or 1972, which was more or less an
Lost Chord’: audition for some film producers, and the
rehearsal wasn’t going right. It wasn’t that
Seated one day at the organ, the actors didn’t know what they were do-
I was weary and ill at ease, ing, or were not working properly, but the
And my fingers wandered idly scene wasn’t right and the note was given:
Over the silent keys. ‘You’re hitting the wrong note. Try another
I knew not what I was doing, note.’
Or what I was thinking then, I can’t remember whether anyone actually
But I struck a mighty chord hit a note on the piano, and the film contract
Like the sound of a great Amen. didn’t materialize, but I don’t blame that on
Like the sound of a great Amen. not finding the Lost Note. There were more
important things wrong for that to be any
Or that’s how I remember it – mainly by way excuse; and the event got muddled in a fan-
of several scurrilous parodies. tasy in my mind of Groucho Marx, or was it
The vaudeville star Jimmy ‘Schnozzle’ Schnozzle Durante, saying, ‘You’re playing
Durante had a take-off of this song – not the wrong note. That’s still the wrong note.’
strictly a parody, as the tune was completely And so on. Which brings us, via Victorian
different (with vaudeville, it’s hard to say recital music and the best of vaudeville, to an
original). Durante would cry to the band, unsolved problem of acting.
‘Give me a chord.’ They would play. ‘Dat’s Every director should know that you can’t
de wrong chord. Gimme another chord’, ask an actor to play mood or atmosphere. It’s
which was also the wrong chord. Eventually against all the rules of acting. Yet every
he would cry, ‘Gimme another chord’, and director will probably have come to a point
get, ‘Dat’s de right chord.’ The song, and I in rehearsal when you know that you can’t
wish I had it now, was called ‘The Night We ask an actor to play mood or atmosphere,
Found the Lost Chord’. but that is what you want. The scene is
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