One day, a man was driving home from work when he saw a sign outside a pet store

that read "Talking Dog for Sale". Intrigued, he went inside to check it out.

Sure enough, the store had a dog sitting in a cage with a sign that read "Talking
Dog - $100". The man couldn't believe it and asked the store owner to demonstrate.

"Hello, dog," the store owner said. "How are you doing today?"

"I'm doing great, thanks for asking," the dog replied in perfect English.

The man was astounded and decided to buy the dog. He took it home and couldn't wait
to show his wife.

"Hey honey, I bought a talking dog!" he exclaimed.

His wife looked at him skeptically and said, "Talking dog, my foot!"

But just then, the dog spoke up and said, "Hey lady, how's it going?"

The woman was shocked and couldn't believe it. But then the dog continued, "Your
husband paid $100 for me at the pet store."

The man's wife was furious and yelled at her husband for wasting their money on a
talking dog. But the man just laughed and said, "Well, he's worth it. Just think of
all the money we'll save on therapists!"