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Munchkin, Richard W - Gambling Wizards - Conversations With The World's Greatest Gamblers-Huntington Press (2002)
Munchkin, Richard W - Gambling Wizards - Conversations With The World's Greatest Gamblers-Huntington Press (2002)
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Conversations with the World’s
Greatest Gamblers
Richard W. Munchkin
Huntington Press
Las Vegas, Nevada
Gambling Wizards
Conversations with the World’s Greatest Gamblers
Published by
Huntington Press
3665 South Procyon Avenue
Las Vegas, Nevada 89103
telephone: (702) 252-0655
facsimile: (702) 252-0675
E-mail: books@huntingtonpress.com
ISBN: 978-0-929712-68-0
1 Billy Walters................................................................................... 1
2 Chip Reese.................................................................................... 39
3 Tommy Hyland........................................................................... 79
4 Mike Svobodny.......................................................................... 111
5 Stan Tomchin............................................................................. 153
6 Cathy Hulbert............................................................................ 189
7 Alan Woods................................................................................ 237
8 Doyle Brunson........................................................................... 271
Index of Notes............................................................................ 295
Glossary...................................................................................... 297
Introduction
fessional gambler from the losers and wannabes? Don’t they all
die broke? The answers to these and other questions are what I
set out to learn when I decided to write about professional gam-
blers.
I’ve been fascinated with gambling and gamblers since I was a
child, and have been an avid backgammon and poker player since
high school. It was through backgammon that I first met some of
the people in this book more than twenty years ago. The idea for
this book came to me while I was in Hong Kong visiting Alan
Woods. I was watching him work and realized he was, without
question, one of the most successful gamblers in recorded history,
yet nothing had ever been written about him. Would he allow me
to interview him? Fortunately, he did.
I then decided to include a cross-section of gambling pros and
their specialties. After Alan, I focused on a sports bettor, a black-
jack player, and a poker player. These games are where the most
money is gambled and won.
I also included backgammon, another big-money game. The
biggest backgammon player in the world is Mike Svobodny,
whom I’ve known for twenty-some years. This guy lost a $100,000
bet to a man who got breast implants—Mike was a “must-have”
for the book.
And, in order to completely portray this world and its char-
acters, I felt it was important to include a woman. Although men
dominate professional gambling, women have been gambling for
many years with great success, but have a completely different
perspective. Cathy Hulbert was the obvious choice because of her
experience as both a blackjack and poker player. From there, my
subjects helped me. Mike called Chip. Chip called Doyle. One by
one they fell into place.
In choosing my subjects, I took into account the amount of
money won, longevity, the respect of peers, and the stories they
had to tell. Every person in this book has been a full-time profes-
sional gambler for at least 20 years. They’re all consistent winners,
because they gamble with an advantage, and they have amassed
great fortunes doing it.
Even though I’ve been around the world of professional
gamblers for decades, the interview process brought many sur-
prises. For example, most professional gamblers don’t gamble at
one game. One may start out as a poker player, but as he meets
other pros, he’ll probably branch out into other games that give
Introduction
Richard W. Munchkin
Las Vegas, August 2002
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Billy Walters
beat not only the casinos, but the federal government, as well. As
part of the Computer Group, he was indicted for bookmaking,
and he’s been indicted three times in Las Vegas for money laun-
dering. Walters keeps fighting them, because, he says, “There’s a
principle involved. I’ve done nothing wrong.”
Since 1988, Billy has spent most of his time developing and
operating his company, the Walters Group. He has six golf cours-
es and a hotel. He’s built mobile-home and industrial parks, and
filled many subdivisions with houses. During my interview, Bill
stressed that business and gambling are no different. If you val-
ue something at ten, then you’re a buyer at eight and a seller at
twelve. It makes no difference if it’s a piece of property or calling
the last bet in a poker game.
How does a man go from compulsive loser to being one of the
most successful gamblers in history? Billy told me, “I know what
every sucker thinks, because I used to be one.”
I was shooting pool, playing penny nine ball. The way I got intro-
duced to gambling was quite different from most of the people I
know.
As a youngster, I led two lives. My father was a profession-
al gambler, but he died when I was a year and a half old. My
grandmother raised me, and we were very poor. My grandmoth-
er cleaned people’s houses and washed dishes at a restaurant at
lunch hour. She was the most religious lady I have ever known.
We lived in a town of fourteen hundred people in Kentucky called
Munfordville. Every Sunday morning I went to Sunday school,
and church afterward. We had training union on Sunday night
and prayer meetings on Wednesday night. I was part of a Chris-
tian youth organization called the R.A.s, the Royal Ambassadors.
My uncle owned a pool room. When I was four years old, my
grandmother would drop me off there while she went to work.
Billy Walters
My uncle would put Coke cases around the back pool table for me
to stand on and I started shooting pool when I was four years old.
When I was five or six, I was racking balls in the pool room.
When I was eight I got a paper route. I worked seven days a
week, three hundred sixty-five days a year. I cut grass for people.
There were eight or ten people whose yards I kept. I hired out in
the summer with the farmers, working on the crops and things
like that.
I remember the first time I lost an amount of money that had
a major effect on me. I was about ten years old. The town grocer
was a baseball fanatic. His name was Woody Branstedder, and he
was a Brooklyn Dodgers fan. I loved baseball and my heroes were
Mickey Mantle and the rest of the New York Yankees. I had saved
up about thirty dollars from this paper route and I bet the whole
thirty on the Yankees beating the Dodgers in the World Series. I
think that’s the only series the Dodgers ever beat the Yankees. I
remember it like it was yesterday: that sick empty feeling I had
the first time I got broke. That was the first thing that was memo-
rable from a gambling standpoint.
I didn’t start playing golf until I was about twenty. I didn’t even
know there was such a thing as a golf course. Obviously, I wasn’t
raised in a country-club set. The town I was in didn’t even have a
golf course. My grandmother died when I was thirteen, and I was
forced to move to Louisville where my mother lived. I worked
two jobs there and played a lot of pool. I got a girl pregnant when
I was sixteen, so I got married. I continued to go to high school un-
til I graduated. I worked in a bakery in the morning and a service
station at night until I got out of high school. I eventually ended
up in the automobile business. Some guys I was selling cars with
invited me to play golf.
I thought I did, and I bet the first time I played. We played a hun-
dred-dollar Nassau.
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Newport?
There’s no organized crime there, and there never has been any
organized crime. Everybody gambled and as long as bookmak-
ers didn’t mess with any players, the police couldn’t care less.
We had walk-in gambling establishments where you could shoot
craps, play poker, and get the call of the races at Churchill Downs.
Gambling was a way of life there. It was a wide-open town. When
I moved there, it made gambling even more convenient. I saw
bookmakers that couldn’t read or write, driving Cadillacs.
In the late ’70s I had a son who was diagnosed with a termi-
nal brain tumor. I had a marriage that was on the rocks. It was
the only thing in my entire life that I have been faced with that I
couldn’t deal with. I’ve been shot at, I’ve been heisted, I’ve owed
money that I didn’t have, I’ve been broke a zillion times, but I
had never faced any kind of pressure that I couldn’t deal with.
When I was told my son had thirty days to live, I went through
this tremendous feeling of guilt. I was working eighty hours a
week in the automobile business and the rest of the time I was
playing poker or playing golf or doing something. Here is this
kid who had thirty days to live and I hadn’t spent nearly as much
time with him as I should have. The girl I was married to at the
time was having tremendous emotional problems and our mar-
riage was weak anyway. We got divorced and I got out of the
automobile business.
I was burned out on automobiles, I was defeated emotionally
because of the situation with my son, I had gotten a divorce, but
I was still infatuated with gambling. I looked at all those people
I competed against. I played golf once a week; they played sev-
en days a week and practiced. I’d go to a poker game at eleven
o’clock at night after working all those hours and I could hardly
hold my eyes open. I was up against guys that played for a living.
I thought to myself: If I could devote a hundred percent of my
time to gambling, I could be successful. It was something that ap-
pealed to me and something I really wanted to do. So when I got
out of the automobile business, I decided I was going to become a
bookmaker, and that’s what I did.
I started booking in Kentucky in ’79 or ’80, along with about
a hundred other people that were already booking. In no time
I had a lot of business, because I worked hard and I knew a lot
of people. Looking back on it, I was very naïve. I lived there my
whole life and I’d seen all these people book and nobody ever had
any problems. Had I known the problems it would create for me
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for the rest of my life I never would have considered booking, but
I did it. I booked there for a short period of time and the end result
was the same as what happens to most people that book. I wound
up being arrested. That was in September of 1982.
A large part of the success that I’ve been able to achieve has been
because of the lady I married. Unlike the first girl I married—
who didn’t like gambling, didn’t understand gambling, and was
against gambling—this girl knew me and knew what I was. From
day one she’s been totally supportive of me regardless of whether
we had a bag full of money or we were broke. She’s been that kind
of wife and partner. She wanted me to be happy, and anything
and everything she could do to support me she’s done since the
day we were married.
giving (or having) gamble — The willingness to bet when you may have
no advantage.
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nut peddler — Someone who wants to bet only on sure things. In pok-
er, an unbeatable hand is called “the nuts.”
Several things changed it. Number one, I got older. Number two,
I became more mature when it came to being a gambler and un-
derstanding the facts surrounding gambling. Number three, the
casinos had as much or more to do with my outlook changing
than anything in the world.
I started coming to Las Vegas in the ’60s. I always believed
that it didn’t make any difference whether you won or lost. If you
gave the casinos action, that was all they cared about. For many
years I was the most popular guy in Las Vegas, because I lost mil-
lions and millions of dollars there. In the ’80s I saw another side of
the casinos that I hadn’t realized existed. When I started beating
them, I found out that my previous belief was incorrect. If you
threatened to become a consistent winner, the casinos not only
didn’t want your business, but they would go to great lengths to
create problems for you. Once I saw this side of the deal, it had a
chilling effect on me. I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t
do any more gambling in casinos unless I was convinced that I
had a mathematical advantage.
Once you began operating this way, did they bar you from
play?
I didn’t exactly get barred. For many years I’d won and lost large
amounts of money in casinos, but at the end of the day I was a big
loser.
Billy Walters
I was exactly what they wanted, and again, back in those days I
drank. When I was sober I was a much tougher guy to beat. But
when I drank, I played really poorly. That’s what they’re looking
for today, somebody who has a lot of gamble to him and is will-
ing, on a continual basis, to belly up with the worst of it and lose
his money.
In years prior to moving to Las Vegas I’d played in some of
the poker tournaments at the Horseshoe. Jack Binion had a golf
tournament every year. [Jack Binion was the owner of the Horse-
shoe Hotel and Casino.] In those days it was pretty famous. I say
a golf tournament, but it was a bunch of guys from all over the
country who got together and sometimes four months later we
would still be out there gambling every day. Customers from the
Horseshoe and professional gamblers from all over the world
came and we matched up and played golf. Even before I was a
successful gambler, I won a lot of money back in those days play-
ing golf. I then lost that money in the casinos or betting sports or
something else.
That’s a real long story, but I was basically involved with them in
marketing their product. I was moving the money. They got start-
ed and were successful, and they wanted to expand their market
share. They didn’t have the means or the ability and that’s how I
got involved. I got involved with them back in Kentucky before I
moved to Las Vegas.
moving money — Getting bets placed. As used here, betting with many
different bookmakers in order to get a large amount of action without
moving the point spread.
Right. So when I moved to Las Vegas, Chip Reese was, if not the
best, one of the best poker players in the world. Chip was a much
better manager than I was, but at that time he wasn’t the greatest
manager in the world, either. He made a lot of money playing
poker and screwed it off betting sports or something like that. He
enjoyed golf and he and I liked each other, so when I moved to
Las Vegas we formed a partnership. I tried to help him as much as
I could with his golf game and taught him what I could regarding
sports. He taught me about poker, backgammon, and gin rummy.
We were next-door neighbors and we did almost everything to-
gether. I look back on those days as some of the happiest of my
life. We even played slot machines. When the progressive jackpot
was out of whack, we would put a crew together and play slots.
Chip put up the money and we were partners. All the money we
won playing poker, or backgammon, or betting sports went in a
pot and we split. That relationship went on for a couple years. We
had a basketball season that wasn’t going very well and he decid-
ed to discontinue the partnership. But I continued to bet sports.
1
For this and subsequent numeric references 2-4, see “Walters Notes” at the
end of this chapter.
Billy Walters 11
The wiretaps should have made it obvious that this wasn’t the
case.
These forfeiture laws are more abused than anything I can think
of. Congress passed the RICO Act and it was put in place to con-
fiscate ill-gotten gains from drug traffickers and such. Unfortu-
nately, they use that law to target people. Let’s say a guy is truly
guilty of violating the law, and he has assets. What the police do
now is cut a deal with him. They let him plead guilty to a lesser
offense, the person doesn’t do any jail time, and the money gets
forfeited into the police slush fund. The bottom line is, if you vio-
late the law, I don’t care if you’re rich or poor, black or white, you
should be held to an equal standard. Because of the way these
forfeiture laws are worded, you have police motivated to do one
thing: Get the money.
Billy Walters 13
Yes. Any money that they seize from people in forfeitures goes
into a bank account. There is no accountability for the money that
goes into the account and no accountability for money that goes
out. We’ve been told, and I believe it to be true, that the police
working in this department are making as much or more mon-
ey in overtime as they are in base pay. They’re traveling here,
there, and everywhere, supposedly doing investigative work.
Why shouldn’t they be held accountable just like any other public
agency?
The vast majority of people they do this to are somewhat dirty.
For these people, it’s much more affordable to give the police the
assets than it is to hire an attorney and fight it.
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In the long run it could cost you more than the $500,000 they
would have accepted.
That aspect of the case surprises me. Las Vegas is a small town,
and you’re a successful businessman and a respected member
of the community. It seems odd that they would target you.
If you were to talk to the majority of the people that make Las Ve-
gas what it is, I think you would find ninety-nine point nine percent
of them would feel just the way you do. The editorials and articles
that have been written in the paper have been extremely critical of
Metro and the Attorney General’s office. The second time I was in-
dicted, the publisher of one of the newspapers invited me to write
an op-ed piece. Have you ever heard of someone who was indicted
being called up and asked to write an op-ed? Both newspapers
have published scathing editorials criticizing the Metropolitan Po-
lice Department and the Attorney General’s office for this. Nevada
is no different from any other state. There’s politics here.
There’s a unique situation in Nevada regarding this, though.
In Las Vegas’ Metropolitan Police Department there’s a unit
called Intelligence. They target people through any means they
can. They go in and charge people with various violations of the
law, and end up bargaining and gaining vast amounts of money
through forfeitures.
When Metro’s Intelligence unit got my money and I wouldn’t
bargain with them, they said, “Look, we raided this guy under the
pretense that he was a bookmaker, but he’s not. But we can still
get him for money laundering.” They came up with some wild
plan on how to do it. I got in their cross hairs and they had to
devise a crime. They started with that theory that I’ve laundered
money in some way, and that’s what this whole thing has been
about for three years. Twice these guys have indicted me. It’s been
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thrown out of court both times. They just re-indicted me for the
third time for the same charge.
If the case is dismissed with prejudice they can’t. The case was
thrown out of court both times, but it wasn’t with prejudice so
it allows them to do it again. Now, you’re right that in the real
world it doesn’t happen. But these guys don’t seem to have any-
one above them that either cares or has knowledge of what they’re
doing. That’s how they’ve been able to get away with this stuff.
I’ll tell you a story about my wife. When I got indicted in 1990,
they indicted my wife along with me. The whole purpose of in-
dicting my wife was to pressure me into plea-bargaining, which
I was ready to do. I went down and met with my attorneys. They
met with the government and I was going to plea-bargain, actual-
ly plead guilty to something I was totally innocent of, just because
I was afraid of what my wife was going to be subjected to.
My lawyers met with the prosecutors, but the deal they of-
fered was absolutely preposterous. My wife was right there, and I
asked the attorneys to explain the possibilities to Susan. The law-
yer said, “Look, you’ve done nothing wrong and we believe that
you will prevail in court. But, understand that with a jury any-
thing can happen.” My wife said, “What could happen to me?”
The lawyer said, “You could go to prison.” It was the first time in
the whole ordeal that it dawned on my wife that she could pos-
sibly do time. Initially, her eyes welled up and she started crying.
I said, “Honey why don’t we go someplace and talk about this.”
We left the attorneys’ office and went to a fast-food restaurant and
ordered coffee. I’ll never forget this. I said, “Look honey, don’t
worry about this. I’m going to plead guilty to what they’re of-
fering us. Don’t worry about this at all.” She got hold of herself
and said, “No. We’re not pleading guilty to anything.” She said,
“These bastards are not going to do this to you.” In the twenty-
three years I’ve been married to this gal there was only one other
time that I heard her use a curse word. We went back to the attor-
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neys’ office and she said, “We’re going to trial.” So we all got in-
dicted, and I sat there in federal court with her for fourteen days.
We went through that ordeal together. There aren’t many women
that are made like that.
You talked about the first time you realized that the casinos didn’t
want you as a player if they thought you had a chance of win-
ning. Was there a specific incident that made you realize this?
Without going into details, let me say this: It was done from a
mathematical standpoint. It was absolutely one hundred and ten
percent above board. This wasn’t even a gray area. This was basi-
cally a situation [that took advantage] of casinos with old faulty
equipment that had not been maintained.
Las Vegas, there were at least four occasions where I’d lost over a
million dollars playing blackjack or baccarat at the Horseshoe or the
Golden Nugget. The first time I won playing roulette, I started to
see that other side of the casinos. Without naming the establishment
or the owner, I won a large amount of money playing roulette.
Yeah. This boss took the position that not only did he not want
any more of my roulette business, which was fine, he didn’t even
want his employees to associate with me anymore. He went out of
his way to ostracize me from the people who worked at his com-
pany. Just as an added coincidence, I had the criminal investiga-
tion division of the IRS investigating me for four and a half years.
I took a hundred percent of the proceeds in the form of a check in
my name. I deposited it in the bank in my name and paid income
tax on the win, and still went through four and a half years of one
of the most unbelievable witch hunts you can ever imagine.
Well this happened in New Jersey, but it was a casino that was
represented both in New Jersey and in Nevada. A week prior to
me winning this money, I’d lost $1,047,000 in the same casino
playing blackjack. I paid it off like a man and that was fine. On top
of this, there were some [financial] incentives that had been prom-
ised me by the casino and I got stiffed for that. The guy refused
to pay. When I saw this side of the casinos, I just got to where I
hated them. I couldn’t lose a hundred-dollar bill in a casino now if
my life depended on it, unless I felt I had the best of it. It took me
a while to realize that the casinos operated this way, because I’d
always done the majority of my gambling at the Horseshoe. You
couldn’t do business with any classier people than Benny and Jack
Binion. If you won or you lost, the treatment was consistent. They
were nice, friendly, and professional. I believed all casinos were
that way. When I ran into this experience with roulette, it was like
a little boy who finds out for the first time there’s no Santa Claus.
That incident had as much or more to do with me becoming a
good manager as anything.
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Sounds like they may have shot themselves in the foot. You
were a sucker who lost a million dollars in the same casino play-
ing blackjack.
And it wasn’t any secret to the people who had the casino that I
thought I had this method [for roulette]. I told them, and they all
laughed at me. Then, after the fact, the boss said that there was
something wrong with the wheel. Okay, what was wrong with
it? He didn’t know. Well, I didn’t do anything to it. I offered to
take a polygraph test. If I didn’t pass the test, I’d give them all the
money back. I represented the following: I didn’t do anything to
the roulette wheel; I wasn’t involved with anybody who did any-
thing to the roulette wheel; there weren’t any employees who did
anything to the roulette wheel; if there was anything wrong with
the roulette wheel, I don’t know what it was. And up until today I
guarantee you the casino doesn’t know what was wrong with the
roulette wheel.
A boss said to me, “Some of these numbers were biased.” So I
asked him a really important question: “What if I had bet on some
of these numbers that were biased against me, that were about
70-1 against the ball landing on them? If I lost all my money and you
found out about the bias, would you give me my money back?” He
said, “No. There’s no way I would give you your money back.”
The other casino owners had to hear about this when it hap-
pened.But you got action in other casinos playing other roulette
wheels. You’d think they would have seen you coming and said,
“Stop all the wheels.”
What about when you were with the Computer Group and you
were massacring these sports books in Las Vegas? At some point
they must have decided to stop you.
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juice — The amount a bookie charges to wager above the base amount
of a bet. Often 10%, a football bettor might bet $11 to win $10. The $1
difference is the “juice.” Also called “vigorish” or “vig.”
When the hotels got into the sports book business, the guys
that knew the business couldn’t get licensed. Either that or the ho-
tels didn’t understand how important they were. They wouldn’t
pay qualified people enough money to come in and run their
books. What they ended up with was a bunch of kids who were
wet behind the ears, guys that really couldn’t even clerk for a good
bookmaker. When they got interviewed by the gaming bosses,
who didn’t know anything about sports betting themselves, they
knew you had to lay 11-10, and in the interview they sounded like
they knew what they were talking about. Plus, they would work
cheap. So these guys got hired and since day one they’ve run the
sports book industry in Las Vegas.
There’s a guy who runs all the race and sports books for one
of the major casino chains. He’s even written a book about being a
bookmaker. I don’t mean any disrespect to the man, but the facts
are the facts. He doesn’t know anything at all about bookmak-
ing. He knows that he doesn’t know anything about it, so what
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He throws people out just from the vibe he gets from them?
Las Vegas was built on, and continues today to thrive on,
people that we in the gambling business refer to as half-sharps.
Probably one-thousandth of one percent of the people that bet
sports can win. The rest of them are all losers. So all those people
that went into this man’s sports books over the years that were
half-sharps, he’s thrown out. If a smart guy goes into one of his
books, he doesn’t have the advantage of knowing it’s a smart guy
and pricing his product accordingly. Smart people are smart for a
reason. If they can’t go in and bet directly, they’ll get someone else
who can. Instead of him getting bet once or twice, he’ll get bet four
times on the sharp side. The game will kick off and he still won’t
know it’s the sharp side. Whereas, a guy like Bob Martin wanted
the smart guy betting him, and when he did, Martin moved his
line a point and a half. When a sucker bet him he might not move
the line at all. Bob Martin made a lot of money.
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The sports bettors over the years have become a lot more so-
phisticated than they ever were. The good news for the bettor is
the bookmaker in the last fifteen years has regressed instead of
progressed. They’re not as smart as the bookmakers were fifteen
years ago.
ing. When a customer comes into a sports book here and the em-
ployees are customer-friendly, what’s supposed to happen is they
try to develop that sports customer, and introduce him to a casino
host. That has never happened. It hasn’t come close to happening.
Another thing is, the sports books in Las Vegas have not been
that profitable. The reason they haven’t been profitable is what I
pointed out to you earlier: The people running them don’t know
what they’re doing.
Jails across America are full of people who were willing to
take a chance at booking because it was so lucrative. The point I’m
trying to make here is that if somebody can book legally, it can be
one of the most lucrative businesses in the entire world. Here’s
Nevada, which has a monopoly on legal bookmaking. They have
no competition at all, but when you look at the sports books, they
don’t make any money. When you look at these unlicensed book-
makers throughout the world, they make millions and millions of
dollars. Why? The guys who are running the sports books in Las
Vegas don’t know what they’re doing.
No, I quit playing poker about twelve years ago. When I had the
controversy with the FBI in the ’80s, I ended up being indicted in
1990. In the middle of that, around ’87 or ’88, I decided that I was
going to reposition myself. I was going to continue to bet sports,
but I would discontinue a lot of other things in gambling. Poker
was one of those things. I became much more involved in busi-
ness. I formed a company called Berkeley Enterprises and I did
a lot of acquisitions and things like that. Since ’88, I’ve made a
concerted effort developing and operating that company.
I had ten golf courses, now we have six. In ’92 we changed the
name of the company to the Walters Group. The Walters Group is
a holding company for several other companies. I’ve done a lot of
building and development. We own a hotel. I’ve built some mo-
bile-home parks, some industrial parks, and a lot of homes. I own
some commercial office buildings and some warehouses.
When I was five or six years old, I got dumped my first time in a
pool room. I took a friend for a partner and he dumped me. I was
playing penny nine ball. The pool room is the greatest place in the
world to learn what life is all about. More skulduggery goes on in
a pool room than anywhere.
Couple million.
I shared the one with you about losing the World Series bet when
I was ten years old. The largest bet I’d made on a sporting event,
at the time it happened, was when Bo Jackson was playing for
Auburn and they were playing Michigan in a bowl game. I think
the line on the game was Auburn by 5 or 6. I went out and made
a big bet on Michigan. Some tout service was on the other side
of it, plus Bo Jackson was playing for Auburn so the public was
against us. The line kept going up and I kept telling people [who
were betting for me], “Bet, bet.” I got carried away with the mo-
ment. People I thought would get a $100,000 down on the game
turned in their bets and had $200,000 or $250,000, because we
had all this opposition. [The bookies were getting so much action
on Auburn that no matter how much Bill’s team bet on Michi-
gan, the line didn’t go down.] I didn’t know it until the kickoff,
but I had $1,050,000 bet on this one game. I didn’t have enough
money to cover all the bets if I lost, because I’d bet more than I’d
intended to.
the score was tied. Every play Auburn was handing the ball off to
Bo Jackson. Auburn had the ball on Michigan’s thirty-yard line. A
bunch of penalties were called and with a minute to go, Auburn
was on Michigan’s ten-yard line. If they scored a touchdown I
would lose all this money, but if they kicked a field goal I would
win. They handed the ball to Bo Jackson every play and my heart
was in my throat. To make a long story short, Michigan finally
stopped him and I won the bet. I will never forget that one as long
as I live. At that time it was the biggest bet I had ever made. I’d
worked for several months to accumulate that money and I would
have been broke and had to borrow money to pay off the rest.
Another very memorable moment I had came a little while after
I moved to Las Vegas. I’d worked very hard. For the first time I had
a million dollars. My wife and I went down to the Horseshoe to
have dinner. I started drinking, and after dinner I sent her home. I
started playing blackjack and blew all the money. I went home and
told her I got broke. She said, “Don’t worry about it. Everything
will be fine and we’ll get back on our feet.” I never will forget that.
I know some successful gamblers, and I will assure you that
every one that has become a success has been through some mon-
umental failures on his way to getting there.
Chip is right, but for every trap in the gambling world, there are
ten in the corporate world. For every gambler that comes to you
with a proposition that’s basically taking a shot at you, in the
business world there are ten of them. You almost get to the point
where you become paranoid.
They say that the nerds are going to take over the world. With
all these people with their computer models, have the lines been
getting better? Is sports getting harder to beat?
The computer wiz kids who are involved in sports today don’t
have a clue, and I mean a clue, about how to bet their money. They
don’t have a feel at all for which way the line is going to move.
There’s a big difference in knowing how to bet and when to bet your
money in sports. It’s almost as important as handicapping is. When
the lines come out on Sunday night, I’d like to bet you a million dol-
lars that I can tell you where ninety-five percent of the games are go-
ing to close on Saturday. Ninety-five percent of the time I’m right.
I see it all the time. There’s a game that opens and the non-pro-
fessionals, the suckers, are all on one side. The game is moving one
way, and these idiots are going out on Monday or Tuesday to bet;
[the nerds] just can’t wait to take the other side. For example, Virgin-
ia Tech was playing Florida State. That game opened at 7. Well, [the
nerds] couldn’t stand it. They all ran in and bet on Virginia Tech.
They bet the game all the way down to 4. The game still ended up
closing at 6, 6.5. If they’d let that game alone, it would have been sev-
en and a half or eight. They could have bet all the money they would
have wanted at game time, but they couldn’t help themselves.
On the other side, Notre Dame is playing Northwestern. The
game comes out 30. [The nerds] have a play for the favorite. They
should bet right away on this game because the public is going to
bet on that side. But that’s a non-technical advantage that I have.
I’m not as smart as these kids today, and I’m not saying that they
won’t figure it out, but I’ve got thirty-some years of experience in
buying and selling. Knowing which way the line is going to move
on these games is extremely important. Probably eighty percent
of the time I take a better number on these games on Saturday
than these guys took on Tuesday.
So, do I think the handicapping is going to become better?
Yeah. But let me say this to you, I’ve been doing this for a long
long time. I’ve seen flashes in the pan. I’ve seen lots of guys that
can win for a year. Lots of guys win for two years. But when I
look back, I don’t know anybody that has won year in and year
out. It’s a lot more difficult than it appears to be. If it ever gets to
the point where the bettors do have an advantage, obviously the
casinos will have to protect their market. It will get to the point
where bookmakers will go to six to five or they’ll cut limits back
to where there’s no profit for the bettors.
For all these years I’ve bet sports, I’ve gone out of my way to
try to camouflage what I do. I don’t want the public to know what
I’m betting on. If the public were to know what I’m betting on,
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then everybody would end up betting on the same side, and the
bookmakers wouldn’t get any two-way action. If I happen to be
going good, they’ll lose large amounts of money and when that
happens, they’ll cut back their limits and it affects the market.
Well, these new guys today, that doesn’t even enter their
minds. The good news is, not enough have come along who know
what they’re doing to have a real adverse effect on the market.
Now, the last three years, some guys have beat baseball. But
because of the way they move their money and because of the
people that have been involved with moving their money, they
basically burned up the baseball market.
I’ve played golf for a long time and I’ve made bigger bets on golf
than anybody I know. The thing that I saw was, personal ego
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took over more with golf than anything I’ve ever done. I’ve seen
some of the smartest people in the world, both from the business
and the gambling worlds, people who had no gamble to them at
all, get out of line on golf. Unlike poker or sports betting or any-
thing else, it all boils down to being able to perform under pres-
sure to whatever your abilities allow you to do. I was never the
greatest player at golf, and I can’t explain why, but the more
pressure, the more heat I was under, the better I played. I played
better than I was capable of playing. Even back in the days when
I wasn’t a great manager in gambling, in golf I’ve always been a
real good manager. I’ve always had a very good ability to evalu-
ate my ability, and the ability of others. The mistake that most
people make in evaluating golf matches is they consistently un-
derestimate their opponent’s ability and overestimate their own
talent.
I beat one player out of a million dollars at golf. We were play-
ing poker and started talking about golf. This guy said he was
going to start playing. A bunch of players bet him that within a
year’s time he couldn’t break 90 at La Costa. He went down there
and got a place and started playing every day and taking lessons.
I went down there and started gambling with this guy. In no time
at all he was shooting 95 or 96. I started playing him $10,000 Nas-
saus and gave him a handicap that, on paper, looked like he had
the nuts. But there’s an intangible that he wasn’t aware of, which
was the potential for dogging it.
under a peek — The cards are being seen. Usually, a spy hiding in
an adjoining room or a room above is able to see the cards through a
small hole drilled in the wall or ceiling and relay information to another
player through a wireless radio receiver.
He’d never played no-limit hold ’em in his life, but within
a year’s time he was the best no-limit player in the world. Man-
agement skills are just as important as ability, but he didn’t have
those.
That’s what’s made Chip Reese such a great player. He’s as
good a manager of himself and his money as anyone I have ever
known in gambling.
Number one, don’t even think about it unless it’s something you
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Books that can teach you the basics. But I think the most impor-
tant things in gambling you’re only going to learn by living them,
through experience. The good fortune I had, there was an old-
time pool player named Hubert Coates. They called him “Daddy
Warbucks.” He was a friend of my father’s and I learned a lot from
him when I was a kid. I had cousins who were professional poker
players. When I moved to Las Vegas, there was a guy named Fred
Ferris; they called him “Sarge.” He and I became good friends and
he was like a father figure to me. He went out of his way to try to
school me. I learned a lot from Chip Reese and from Stuey Ungar.
I didn’t learn a lot about management from Stuey, but I learned a
lot regarding card play. I learned a lot from Doyle Brunson. But
the majority of what I learned in gambling I learned the hard way.
I got broke.
If you got enough bark on your tree and you’re that committed to
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it, then fine. Anything short of that, don’t get serious about it. And
forget the idea, “I’m going to double up and catch up, and when I
get even, I’m quitting.” I know what every sucker thinks, because
I used to be one.
Walters Notes
game. If the line is 7, to bet the favorite you must give up (“lay”) 7
points, while to bet the underdog you get (“take”) 7. When formu-
lating a line, the bookmaker isn’t trying to predict the final score of
a game as much as he’s trying to choose a number that will cause
the public to bet equally on both sides. A bookmaker charges $11
to win $10. This extra dollar on losing bets is called the “juice” or
“vig.” If the public bets both sides equally, the bookmaker has
no risk; he’ll collect from the losers and pay the winners, keeping
the extra 10% vig as his profit. When more money is being bet
on one side of a game, the line will be adjusted. For example, say
Green Bay is playing Chicago and the line opens at Green Bay -7.
If money pours in on Green Bay, the bookmaker would move the
line to Green Bay -7.5 or -8. The bookmaker hopes more money
will now come in on Chicago to balance his books.
chip Reese
ton. I didn’t know it at the time, but they played very good 7-card
stud1 back in Ohio, and very poor 7-card stud here in Las Vegas.
They didn’t know how to play at all, because most of the big play-
ers here were Texans. They played no-limit hold ’em.
rake — A fee charged by the house for dealing the game. The house
rakes a specified amount, often a percentage, from each pot.
was. I was just some kid. It was true. They were awful players at
this particular game. In high-low split you just can’t play high
hands and get away with it. They’re playing two kings, and rais-
ing. The first day I played about ten hours and won $66,000. It was
like stealing. Unbelievable. I started on a Thursday and I played
the whole weekend and won about $350,000. That’s really where
things sort of took off.
Was that the first time you had played for those stakes?
Oh yeah.
It was almost like the jitters I got before a big debate or a football
game. But I’m a game player and I never had a problem think-
ing about what those chips were worth. Once I got in the game I
was just playing. It never hit me until I was done how much I’d
won. Plus, it was so easy. I’m not one who goes back and rehashes
hands—I’ve played so many of them in my life—but there was
one hand I’ll never forget, because it was so exciting. I had an
A2346 made for low. A wheel is the best hand. In my low I had
A234 of hearts and then an off-suit 6. Nick Vachiano had a 6 and
5 and a couple of big cards up. Puggy might have had an 87 low
made. No one could beat me for low. Johnny Moss had a flush and
Doyle had three of a kind. It was an unbelievable hand. I wasn’t
even the aggressor in the pot. I was just calling. They’re jamming
these pots and trying to jam me out. Puggy is jamming with his
87 because he thinks Nicky is drawing to a 6. I’m just a stranger in
the game and when you’re the stranger, they don’t give you credit
for anything. I put my money in and the last card I caught the 5
of hearts. I made a straight flush wheel and scooped everybody. I
remember counting the pot down and my profit on that hand was
$29,000. It’s like playing in a $40-$80 game and winning $2,900 on
a hand. It’s almost impossible to do. That was one hand I always
remembered because it sent me over the top.
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wheel — In poker, a hand of A2345. The best hand when playing for
low; also called a “bicycle.”
Did they beat you up in the beginning? Was there a big learning
curve?
There was a learning curve, but I didn’t get beat up because I was
very careful. I picked my spots and at no-limit I didn’t jump in and
play with everybody. We started introducing other things. We’d
negotiate; like, we’d play one game for a half hour then a half
hour of something else. In the big games you don’t have eighty
billion players waiting for a seat. I’d won all this money playing 7-
card stud and high-low split, and now everybody wanted to play
with me. It’s hard to explain, but when you’re young in this town,
no one views you as a talent until you’ve paid your dues. Now I
see it happening with other young players who are very good.
There was Doyle, Johnny Moss, Sarge Ferris. They were all
established guys in town and anybody who was young and a
stranger wasn’t given any credit. It was really great because I got
hustled to do everything. I’d walk in the room and get attacked.
Let’s play this or that. My partner and I were nicknamed the “gold-
dust twins.” We were the talk of the town. I always got mobbed,
because all Danny ever played was gin rummy and stud, but I
was willing to play anything. So everybody was just attacking me
to match up and play something. It was fun.
Getting back to your question, I got to the point where some-
body would hustle me to play no-limit or something, and I would
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say, “I’ll tell you what we’ll do. We’ll play a half hour of no-limit
hold ’em and a half hour of high-low split.” I knew I was a tre-
mendous favorite in the high-low split, so the no-limit learning
curve didn’t really cost me much.
Yeah. Nick was one of the few guys that never got broke. He was
a tremendous game maker. He wasn’t the best pool player in the
world, but they always talked about how Nicky knew how to take
care of himself in a pool room or a poker room. He could make a
game and he could handicap a game. The only downside he had
was that when he was winning, he was a hit-and-run guy. He’d
win a little bit and if he lost he’d go for a number. Most of the time
he won, because usually, during the course of a session you get
ahead a little bit. So he booked a lot of winners and very few los-
ers playing cards, but when he did book a loser, it was a big one.
I’m going off.” He says, “Are you sure you want to quit?” You can
tell when a guy is in heat from gambling. I smiled and said, “You
know, you’re right, Nick. Let’s go back and play.” He went off for
about $200,000 in that game. He talked me into staying and win-
ning a bunch of money.
I’ve heard that back in the ’70s there was a lot of cheating going
on in the poker rooms. How did they cheat?
Yeah, and if you didn’t give it to them, there was extortion. There
were a lot of problems in the ’70s for me and for a lot of the guys.
There was an element around that was bad. The card rooms
weren’t safe. They didn’t have the cameras back then that they
have now to protect the games. The shift bosses sometimes would
put marked cards into the games. I was totally naïve to that when
I first came to town.
How was it that they didn’t bust you? Or did they a few times?
They did many times. But you hear things; people come and tell
you things about what happened to you. The way I learned to
protect myself back in those days was to be a tremendous manag-
er. I’d sit down in a game with people that I knew I was supposed
to beat, and if I didn’t beat them, I set a number for myself and
that was all I would lose. If I didn’t beat them, chances were some-
thing was wrong in the game. As I got more experienced I could
feel it. It’s very difficult, if you’re playing with marked cards, to
see the marks. You have to train your eyes for hours and hours
to see marked cards, and some people can never see them. So the
way you learn to protect yourself is to feel it. If a guy is playing
and you never get to see his hand, there might be a good reason
for that: You’re folding because he’s raising you when you have
nothing, and whenever you have a good hand, he folds.
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About 1979 or 1980. When I had the poker room at the Dunes,
I had run-ins with a lot of guys. A bunch of us decided enough
was enough. We made a pact to clean it up. Meanwhile, big play-
ers who were cheats were older guys and they died off or drifted
away. Now it’s totally clean in the casinos. In the casinos here and
in California the camera systems are good. Guys can’t hold out.
Occasionally you have to worry about your shift bosses putting
marked cards in or something like that, but most of the estab-
lished places are squeaky clean. Then you have to worry about
teams and playing partners in the game. But if you have any ex-
perience at all you’ll notice that right away. In the big games we
police ourselves. At that level it’s very easy to feel it when some-
thing’s not right. It doesn’t really happen anymore.
holding out — Palming cards and taking them out of the game. The
cheat then brings those cards back into his hand when they’ll help him.
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It seems that a lot of people play in games that are too tough for
them.
It’s the nature of the beast. It’s hard to do. Once you’ve tasted the
grape, you can’t go back.
That’s the way it was back in the ’70s. The ’70s were the most fun
times for me out here. I was naïve, I was a kid, and so much was
happening. It was exciting. It was like being in the Wild West and
going into the Dunes every day with your gun on. You were ei-
ther going to win a lot of money or you were going to get broke.
But your reputation is that you aren’t one of those guys who get
broke all the time.
these games I’d never played before and I’d just hop in. There
was that cheating going on back in the early ’70s. So I’d get broke
from that.
But I learned to play all the games, because I wasn’t afraid to
play. A lot of guys who were specialists back then, really good
players, and had money, are broke now. The nature of the games
changed over the years. Sometimes you’re playing stud, some-
times deuce-to-seven lowball; the popularity at the top changes,
and the guys who know how to play only one game can play only
when that game is being spread. The knife-and-fork eats them
up.
The knife-and-fork?
That’s your nut. Your rent and everything come due and you’re
out of action, because they aren’t playing your game. It turned
out to be a blessing in disguise that I learned how to play all those
games. Of course, when you’re twenty-three years old, getting
broke is no big deal.
I heard that Archie was playing all the best poker players in the
world heads-up, and beating everybody.
I’ll tell you what he did. You heard the whole story about the pool
game?
when Archie got up about $200,000 the partner cut out and took
his profit, leaving Archie with $100,000.
Archie starts playing $25,000 a game and beats the guy for
about $1.8 million. The guy didn’t quit because he knew he wasn’t
playing up to his game. Now the guy started playing better and
won about $800,000 back, and Archie quit.
Archie went down to the Horseshoe and immediately took
the million dollars to the crap table. The Horseshoe had the big-
gest limits in the world at the time, and he was betting $20,000
on the line and taking full odds. He started firing from the hip
and won about $3 or $4 million in the course of about a week. He
wanted them to raise their limits and he was playing every day.
He was nuts. He ran that into about $10 million. Now there was a
poker tournament going on, and he came around hustling every-
body to play poker.
firing off — Playing badly and with such reckless disregard that the
player loses all his money.
He did for a while. Everybody beat him. After his roll, there was
a story about him in Cigar Aficionado magazine saying that he beat
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Even if you pay your taxes, though, it seems that the authorities
confiscate money from gamblers just because it’s cash.
That has happened in sports betting a lot. I bet sports, but fortu-
nately I’ve never had that problem. I think one of the reasons I
haven’t is because I’m a big taxpayer. Why confiscate my money?
They’ll have to give it back with interest because I have legitimate
money.
Also, you don’t have to fly with it. A lot of money gets confis-
cated in airports.
I’ve read stories about Doyle Brunson and Johnny Moss in the
old days hopping in their cars and driving around the country
wherever a game would pop up.
No, not really. The last really neat game we had was in Paris with
a guy named Francis Gross. Back in the early ’70s when I was a
$30-$60 player at the Sahara, he and his brother would come sev-
eral times a year from Paris and play in the game. They had some
businesses in Paris, and they became a couple of the wealthiest
men in France. They would come to Vegas and we would play
$2,000-$4,000 limit. Francis was the big gambler, and he would
come to Vegas four or five times a year. I’d been to Paris one time
maybe fifteen years ago to visit him. I stayed in a hotel and we
played there.
Maybe four or five years ago, Francis was coming to Las Ve-
gas. Right before he came, he called and said he couldn’t come
and that he hadn’t been feeling well. He was about fifty-five years
old and very health conscious. He went and got a physical and he
had pancreatic cancer, which is one of the deadliest. He wanted
so much to play, but he had to go for treatments every day, so he
invited us to come to Paris. A bunch of us went: Bobby Baldwin,
Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan [all three are World Series of Poker
champions], and Jack Binion, whom he admired very much. Jack
didn’t play in the game. Jack just went out of respect for Francis.
Right in the center of Paris was an apartment complex that
he’d bought and turned into a huge mansion. He had maybe a
$150 million worth of art hanging on his walls. I’ll never forget
when he was showing us around the first day, we went into this
huge conference room and sitting right in the center of his confer-
ence table was a backgammon board. He loved to play backgam-
mon.
So we played a big game: 7-card stud $3,000-$6,000 limit, and
pot-limit Omaha with a $75,000 cap, so you couldn’t lose more
than $75,000 in any one hand. But $75,000 was nothing the way
the game was structured. He was a very proud man. He would
dress up for the game every morning. We played every morning
from ten a.m. to about one p.m. Then we would have lunch, and
play from about two-thirty to five, then he’d go for treatments at
the hospital.
Every day he would ask us what kind of cuisine we wanted
for lunch. Whatever we said, he had the finest chef in Paris come
and prepare everything. We’d break for lunch every day and he
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would have these wines and fruit and breads, and it would be like
a buffet, all made by the most famous chef in Paris. It was like that
every day, and we stayed for two weeks. When we finally left he
was fine; he’d won about $600,000.
It was the last fling in his life. The day we left he was so gracious.
We never talked to him about death. He put on a suit and was
going to the hospital. He very graciously said goodbye to each of
us. He knew that he wasn’t going to see us again and we knew
we wouldn’t see him. It wasn’t anything flowery. It was, “See you
next time.”
Well, yeah. They excluded several players. Eric Drache runs that
game, and I don’t really blame Eric. He’s played with us for so
many years and he’s a very good player. One of the big jokes
about Eric comes from back in the ’80s, when the first player rat-
ings came out. David Sklansky wrote an article in Poker Player
magazine, or some other magazine back then. He rated all the
players in each game and then he rated all-around players. Eric’s
game was 7-card stud and he was rated seventh in the world at
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that game. David had written a paragraph about each guy and
he said the only problem with Eric is that he plays with the one-
through six-rated players every day. That was kind of true. He
had a fabulous job, but he got himself in financial trouble. We all
loved Eric.
Oh my God!
Really?
Yeah. The only time I ever play is if the game is huge. I haven’t
played tournament poker in years, because I bet on baseball. I’m
so rusty or out of stroke that I don’t even know any of the players.
You can’t play poker and do it right unless you play all the time.
Aside from learning what hands to play, poker is all about people,
especially at the top levels. To be able to read the players, you
have to sit down and put your hours in. It’s like going into war.
You probably heard stories about “The Greek.”
No. There’s a guy from Greece, and there are some huge games
when he comes to town. That’s really about the only time I go
play. He comes for two or three weeks, and I take that time to
go play every day at the Bellagio or the Mirage. Since I got mar-
ried and have kids, I’m a full-time dad and husband. Luckily, I’ve
done well at betting sports. I can stay in my house and do that. I’ll
make games with guys and bring them over here to play. I don’t
even go to the casinos anymore and haven’t for a long time.
Yeah, I think we’re the only ones who’ve ever figured out base-
ball. I was originally involved with the Computer Group when it
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started back in the ’80s [see “Walters Notes”]. Back then the pro-
gram did very well for college basketball and football. They tried
to do baseball, but they got slaughtered. There have been other
groups that have attempted to do baseball. The only other group
that’s been successful is called the “Kosher Kids.” They really
weren’t computer guys. They were just really good at handicap-
ping baseball for several years. They’ve lost their edge now, I
think. There’s never been another computer group that’s been
good at baseball.
There are ways to beat football. You can beat it by having access
to [information about] injuries. There are computer programs out
there for football. But a pro-football season does not constitute a
very big sample size. You can have a fluctuation over the course
of a season and get destroyed. Whereas in baseball, it lasts for six
months and there are a bunch of games every day. You have a lot
of fluctuations, but baseball is the best sport because you get a tru-
er reading at the end of the season. One baseball season might be
six or seven football seasons if you look at the number of events.
Aren’t the casinos making it difficult for you to get money down?
game/total — In sports betting, the two most common bets are wagers
on the “game” and the “total.” A bet on the game (sometimes called the
“side”) means choosing a team against the pointspread. A bet on the
total means choosing whether the total points scored by both teams
will go above or below (“over/under”) a number made by the bookie.
There are lots of Caribbean places. They take $7,000 here or $10,000
there. But I bet a lot of money on these games. Then you have
to put an organization together, which increases your chances of
getting in trouble. Even though I don’t think I’m doing anything
illegal, it doesn’t mean I won’t have to defend myself someday.
You reach a point of diminishing returns. It’s just not worth it
with all the hassle and risk involved.
Any game, I think, is like that. Mike Svobodny says that guys
who were considered great backgammon players ten years ago
can’t play at all now (Mike Svobodny is interviewed in Chapter
4).
Same way. I really think it’s interesting. Doyle wrote a book back
in the late ’70s [Super/System: A Course in Power Poker]. He asked
me to write the chapter on 7-card stud. I really didn’t want to
do it. I said, “Doyle, people don’t have a clue how to play. If we
write these chapters you’re going to wake everyone up.” It taught
everybody how to play. Since then, people have expanded on it.
Guys like David Sklansky and Mason Malmuth and some others
have taken it to the point where every single thing is analyzed
now. In that book, Doyle gave everyone the basis of how to think,
for each game.
Imagine if Paul Magriel never wrote that book on back-
gam-mon [Backgammon, by Paul Magriel; Magriel is profiled in
“Svobodny Notes”]. People wouldn’t have a clue about how
to think. If Magriel hadn’t written that book, none of the great
players in the world now would know how to play backgam-
mon really well.
Yeah, eventually they would have been, but still, the way of think-
ing has to be there. In 7-card stud no one had a clue. The concepts
of eliminating players, and playing different kinds of hands in dif-
ferent ways. In Vegas, everybody played backwards. It’s interest-
ing, because you’d think it would evolve, but it doesn’t. If people
don’t have a point of reference to go to for the right answers, it
doesn’t happen nearly as quickly as people think. They probably
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would have learned, but now there are a lot of really fabulous
poker players. They’re all over the place, even in small games,
because they’ve read every book. They know everything.
Of course there’s more to it. You can take the top eight poker
players in the world and put them in a room for a month, and
probably the same guy is going to wind up with the money every
time. It’s not just knowing how to play, it’s character. It’s [being
above] all the things in Las Vegas that created traps for people
who had tremendous talent, but couldn’t win for one reason or
another. I’ve always maintained in gambling … being what peo-
ple call the best player isn’t what it’s about. It’s not about super-
star plays. In backgammon it’s not about, oh, that was a genius
move. Those creative genius moves come up once in a blue moon,
and what’s the difference between that and some other play? It’s
minuscule. It might not show up again in your lifetime. It’s the
guys that do it every day. Whether you’re a hundred points win-
ner or a hundred points loser, you’re going to play the same way.
You’re not going to get flustered. You’re not going to fire off your
money when you’re stuck. Maybe you have a fight with your wife
or your girlfriend; you’re not going to come to the poker room
and just fire your money off, or drink and shoot it off in the pit.
It’s like the game you’re playing is almost irrelevant. You learn
the basics; you do your basic training.
You take two guys on a football field. They’re both 6’4” and
250 pounds. They both run the 40-yard dash in 4.2 seconds, or
whatever. They both bench-press 400 pounds. They both try out
for a team and one guy you never hear from again, while the other
guy goes into the Hall of Fame. They both have all the same tal-
ents and potential. But there’s something that makes some people
win. It’s a will to win. It’s … I don’t know how to describe it.
I don’t believe it. Not in poker. I think there are [gambling] situa-
tions where that happens, but I don’t think poker is one of them. I
can’t imagine it. I see that happen to people, but inevitably they’re
doing something wrong. Here’s what I’ve always maintained.
Gin rummy is a game that’s hard to learn because you can’t really
watch your opponent play. You don’t see him play his hand. In
backgammon if you play somebody who’s better than you, you
can see what’s happening and learn. It’s hard to learn to be a great
gin rummy player, because you have no point of reference to learn
from. It’s a game of experience. It’s not just reading a book about
how to play. You have to actually play and get a feel for it, but you
can’t see hands replayed in a gin rummy game.
Knowledge creates character in gambling. When I used to play
gin rummy and lose because I didn’t really have full knowledge
of the game, it affected my play. Every time you throw a card, the
guy needs the card and it makes him a meld. Or in blackjack, you
double down on 11 with a big plus count, and you get a deuce and
the dealer jams up a 16 and makes 21. It’s a terrible feeling. But
blackjack is a finite game with a mathematical solution. No matter
what you do or what kind of fluctuation you have in blackjack, it’s
not going to affect your play, because you know the right answer.
In a game like gin rummy, for me, when I was young, it affected
my play. I fired off a lot of gin rummy scores early in my life be-
cause I broke down and played differently.
In poker I feel I have tremendous knowledge. Thanks to my
years of experience, there isn’t anything anybody can do to me
as far as fluctuations … as far as showing me the World’s Fair for
hours and hours and hours … that’s really going to affect what
I think the truth is. If a guy outdraws me twenty-five times in
a row, I’m not going to think he’s a good player. I’m watching
the layout. I know what’s happening to me because I’ve been
through it. I’ve been through bad periods. But lots of guys in
poker don’t have that deep knowledge, don’t have the experi-
ence of twenty-five years. I can give you names of guys who are
up-and-coming superstars, who are supposed to be great play-
ers. I see them when they play in the big games and things go
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bad; you can’t believe how they play. They break down the same
way I broke down at gin rummy.
The longest I ever lost in my life was about two or three weeks.
Really?
The worst streak I can remember, I had the poker room at the Dunes
and we were playing $150-$300 limit. I think we were playing
7-card stud and limit hold ’em, half and half. I lost for about three
weeks straight and lost about $300,000, which is a tremendous
amount playing in that game. It drove me nuts in the sense that I
knew how unlucky I had been. The funny part was I think I got it
back in about six weeks. I got just as lucky coming back the other
way.
These guys that lose all year … I’ll stake guys, try to help out
players who used to be good, or I thought were good. There’s just
something not right when they lose, lose, lose. I think in poker,
you get back what you are. You don’t have to wait too long to
get your reward. If you really are doing the right thing in pok-
er—playing the best hand, not chasing, knowing where you’re at
in a hand, getting away from hands when you’re beat—it’s hard
to lose. That’s from my perspective. I’m sure people are going to
say I’m crazy, but that’s for me. I just can’t imagine going out and
playing poker for a long time and losing. For me it’s something to
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fall back on. I always feel I can go out and win a million dollars a
year playing poker if I have to.
I think they’ll all be around twenty years from now. I think what’s
happened in poker is, because of publicity and tournaments,
there’s a bigger base of players. There are a lot of people play-
ing, and there’s a lot of money now. To win $100,000 back in the
’70s was a huge score. Now you can go in and win $50,000 or lose
$100,000 like it’s nothing. They’re all going to make a good living
playing poker. But if you take those people and put them in a
room, the people that merely make a good living would get broke
if they were playing with the people with real talent. It’s kind of
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Did you play gin with Stu Ungar [see “Walters Notes”]?
What do you think of guys like David Sklansky who are still
playing middle limits?
I like Mike a lot. I think Mike has done a real good job of market-
ing himself. I always thought the name “mad genius” was ap-
propriate.
guy who would try to match up the nuts. Most guys go out there,
and if they play their normal game, they’re going to win by the
way they match up. Doyle always matched up where he had to
play well to win. It was easy to make a game with Doyle, but he
was a good player. He kind of broke down with his leg to where
he couldn’t play golf anymore. Golf is getting rejuvenated now.
There are a lot of young guys who are starting to play. There are a
bunch of guys who are out there making big games. In fact, Doyle
came out of retirement. Did you hear about that match?
No.
Danny was always the best 7-card stud player in the medium
games, maybe the best ever. Danny never played enough in the
big games to really test it, but he’s a great player. But Danny is one
of those guys who figure out a way not to keep their money. He’ll
make great plays in a 7-card stud game, and I certainly know how
he plays because we used to discuss hands when we were part-
ners. Back when we used to play $30-$60, there was nobody better
than Danny. He could get people to call bets, and do things that
were outside the game itself, like splitting pots and those kinds
of things. He was like a magician the way he mesmerized his op-
ponents. But in the big games it didn’t really work for him that
well. He plays differently in the big games than he does in those
$75-$150 games. He’s got some great stories. He’s been through
the ups and downs.
Certainly the time you looked over and saw that $400-$800 high-
low game was a turning point.
It’s interesting that you say that because I’ve had moments in
my life that are so huge, but they weren’t defining moments. I’ve
had million-dollar decisions so many different days—win or lose
a million or two. That’s a huge amount of money, and certainly
it can affect your life, but they weren’t defining moments. Once
your structure is in place, it’s like a casino. You have a bad day,
big deal. Or a good day, big deal. I’m a casino, just like any other
professional gambler. You’re the house, with the edge every time
you make a bet. Or at least you think you have an edge. The out-
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comes are not really that important anymore, because it’s all part
of the daily routine. They’re not defining moments, because your
defining moments have already occurred [to get you there].
That $400-$800 game is much more a defining moment be-
cause it was exciting to me and it took me to the level that I’m
at. It was that quantum leap from one atmosphere to another. I
remember it, so it must have been a defining moment. I have giant
decisions every day. I can tell you about days where I won thir-
teen out of thirteen baseball games and won a million something
dollars, or lost eleven out of thirteen and lost a million dollars.
Those are happy and sad moments in a career, but not defining.
Yeah.
So if your son got out of high school or college and said, “I want
to be a professional gambler …”
I’d have no problem with it. I really wouldn’t. Here’s a good sto-
ry. I’d been out here about seven years and I went through a time
with my dad where he didn’t even speak to me. I didn’t go to
law school, and that was kind of a sad thing for my dad. In high
school I did everything. I won my state championship in debate
and went to nationals. I was programmed to go to law school. I
was accepted to Harvard and didn’t go. For me to wind up in Las
Vegas doing what I was doing crushed my dad. We didn’t speak
for two years.
Eventually, I had a nice home and I was doing real well, and
my parents came out to visit. My dad saw how I lived. We went
around to all the casinos and I knew all the owners, who were
educated in the hotel business. My dad realized that this atmo-
sphere wasn’t anything close to what he’d envisioned. It wasn’t
seedy backroom gambling. Professional gambler is a respected
profession in this town, and he learned to accept it. Then he start-
ed coming out more and more and we got close again.
At one point I went through a phase where I’d made a bunch
of money, but I was feeling almost like a parasite. I wasn’t do-
ing anything for anybody other than giving money to charities
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Maybe, but so far it seems that the nerds need someone else to
get the money down.
They can’t do it. I know a guy who’s a genius. I think he can ana-
lyze a problem as well as anyone I’ve ever met. He’ll come up
with a solution and know whether it’s valid. That’s his talent. But
he has trouble betting five hundred dollars of his own money.
There are a jillion guys like that. It’s not just a question of skill
in getting the money down, but a question of heart for betting it
at all in a lot of cases. It seems to me most computer guys, even
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if they know they have a cinch, would rather have a free roll of
fifteen percent, instead of fifty percent of the action betting their
own money—even though they know the virtual outcome based
on the computer. There’s a lot of pressure in fluctuation, especial-
ly if you don’t have an adequate bankroll. It’s interesting to me.
I try to teach him even now. I would try to make him understand
the different areas. First of all, he’d have to have a tremendous
command of probability, but also understand all the different fac-
ets of the life.
My biggest problem is a marketing problem, not a playing
problem. I beat so many people in so many different ways—heads-
up games, different things in poker—that even though I can sit
down in an eight-handed game, and they can’t stop me from sit-
ting down, the real value is getting somebody to play heads-up or
short-handed. Stay up for two or three days, that’s when it really
gets good. That’s really the difference between the poker player to-
day and the poker player of old. Fifteen or twenty years ago when
we showed up at the poker room—I’m talking about Doyle, myself,
Bobby Baldwin, Johnny Moss [Baldwin was the ’78 World Series
Champion, Moss won in ’70, ’71, and ’74, and is profiled in “Reese
Notes”]—it was nothing to sit for twenty-four hours. That was a
normal session. And whoever was there started the game. If Doyle
and I were the two best players in the world at something and we
were the first two there, we anted up and we played. It was that
mentality, a warrior’s mentality. It was a neat, fun, romantic life.
say, I got the best of it against him, but this guy’s maybe a little
better than me, so I’ll wait and take the eighth seat in this game.
I’ll wait until this game is just right for me. These guys cost them-
selves a fortune.
I know from experience that you’re looking for drop-ins in a
poker game. We used to start games. Just start them. If you had four
guys who were tough players, you just played. Eventually people
hear: The game is there, the game is there, and somebody would
come and sit down. The game would fill up and last for three weeks,
and you’d all wind up with money. People don’t do that anymore.
Yeah, eventually I got to the point where I beat a lot of guys play-
ing backgammon, even though I’m not the best backgammon
player in the world. I’ve won a lot of money in my life playing
backgammon, though. I beat a lot of guys playing gin rummy
and I beat a lot of guys playing poker. Eventually, I got a big
reputation even though I tried not to. It’s almost like you run out
of customers. I don’t play in tournaments, and I’ve never won the
world championship.
Don’t you think some people want to play with you because of
your reputation?
Some do. But more don’t. With the lifestyle that I lead … I spend
a lot of money. I need to make a lot of money. I can’t go and play
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And it’s a lot of work traveling all over. If the action is in L.A.,
you go to L.A., and if it’s in New York you go to New York. I can’t
do that anymore. My son is in Little League and my little girl is
in ice-skating. I’m really involved with their schoolwork. If I’m
gone two days, I feel like I’m being a bad dad. It’s just not worth
it to me anymore to do that. That doesn’t mean that I won’t play
anybody in the world.
There’s nobody I won’t play if the conditions are right.
For the guy back in Dayton right now who wants to be a poker
player, are there any particular books or software?
It’s all good. A guy can read the books, depending on what his
game is, and come out here and let the Peter Principle take its
course. You’ll find out how good you are.
People say, “I’m as good as those guys.” If you are, you’ll be
there. There’s nothing to stop anybody. Start at $10-$20 and go to
$20-$40, $40-$80, then to $80-$160. The games are there all day,
every day. The money is there to be made if a guy is good enough
to make it.
I think it’s tougher now than it used to be. Most of the games
are ring games. When you’re playing in a seven- or eight-handed
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game, you’re really limited in how you can play. You have to play
by the book. When games get down to four- and five-handed,
with bigger antes, which happens more at the top [higher levels],
there’s a lot more strategy involved. It’s worth it to win the antes.
You can maneuver and change speeds and play the players. When
you’re playing in a seven- or eight-handed game, it’s hard to key
in on any one player, because somebody else is going to have the
hand. You can’t play the worst hand in a seven- or eight-handed
game. You just have to play solid poker.
ring game — A full (or near-full) table. In hold ’em a ring game would
consist of nine or ten players. In 7-card stud, it would be eight players.
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ernous suite with its marble floors and gold fixtures is larger than
my home, and probably cost more to build.
“Let’s order room service,” he says. After all, the casino is
paying.
Seems like the first gambling I ever did might have been a bet on
some sports event. We also used to pitch coins against the wall at
times.
At what age?
I’m going to guess I was in fifth grade, maybe ten or eleven years
old.
Did the players practice at all? Did you try to get an edge?
New Jersey.
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Once you got into high school, did you start betting sports?
Yeah, but not to a great extent. In high school, I’m ashamed to say
now, I was the house, giving out the parlay cards. I used to get
one from a guy and I’d photocopy it and back my own cards.
parlay card — A card listing all games and their point spreads for a
given weekend. A player may select two or more games, and all games
selected must cover the point spread in order to win. Payoffs increase
with each game added.
Well, it’s pretty much the only time I’ve ever been the house. I’ve
always been a player. Some guy at my dad’s work had them, so
he’d bring them home. The payouts were so bad, I raised them. I
think there were other guys doing it, but they were just returning
the standard payouts, so I eliminated the competition.
By the time I was in college, I was playing cards all the time. I
played a lot of poker and I got interested in gambling in general.
We used to golf a lot for money.
1
For this and subsequent numeric references 2-8, see “Hyland Notes” at the
end of this chapter.
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first base — The first seat to the dealer’s left and the first to play. The
seat to the dealer’s right and the last to play is called “third base.”
By this point, did you guys know anything about how much to bet?
A little bit. I could figure out a little, but I’m not super sharp at
math. I think that by the end of the “Experiment” we had a for-
ty- or fifty-thousand-dollar bankroll. That was in December ’79.
We crushed them during the Experiment. After the Experiment, I
wanted to keep playing, maybe go to Vegas. The other guys had
gotten Stanford Wong’s book, Blackjack in Asia. They decided to
go to Asia. That’s when I started teaching all my friends from the
golf course. That’s kind of how I got into the whole team thing.
We had fifteen or twenty guys by the end of 1980. I’d teach them,
test them, and put them on the team.
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test out — Prospective team members are often tested on their playing
skills. A player might be required to count down a single deck in less
than 20 seconds, or play a 6-deck shoe while bet and play decisions
are analyzed.
Many people say they want to learn, but they don’t really want
to put in the effort.
After awhile I just gave people a basic strategy card and showed
them how to count, then said, “Come back when you have basic
strategy memorized and you can count down a deck within thirty
seconds.” Some of those people never came back, but most were
able to learn.
So you started teaching these guys, and you became the admin-
istrator of the team?
Yeah, [back] then we’d just play with my money and when we’d
win a certain amount we’d whack it up. We did it in a really sim-
plistic fashion, and I know there were lots of inequities in the way
we did it. It was either unfair to the investors or the players. I
didn’t really know much about bankroll requirements. Sometimes
the way I structured it we had the wrong incentives. You’ve got
to be really careful how you structure a bankroll. It can be pretty
bad if something extreme happens. If you start losing real bad
and you don’t have it structured properly, nobody wants to play.
That’s happened a lot in the past.
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These things all seem to run together. I was always pretty lucky. I
remember meeting a couple of other guys who were much better
blackjack players than we were. They were much more knowl-
edgeable, but they were having some tough luck and were strug-
gling. They couldn’t believe how we just always won. During
some fight—maybe the Holmes-Cooney fight, or one of those
fights a long time ago—we won several hundred thousand over
just a weekend. I think we had twenty players out there, and eigh-
teen or nineteen of them won.
We’d been hearing about them. We rented a house out near Sam’s
Town [casino] and we ordered the hardware from a guy. I re-
member all of us were in this house, or maybe four out of the five
of us, and we had absolutely no furniture. We had one table and
we all slept on the floor. I slept in the bathroom because we had
no curtains either. That was the only room with a tinted window,
so it was a little darker.
So what happened?
The casinos were starting to figure out how to spot the comput-
ers. They’d look for people with boots, with their feet moving, or
sitting with their feet flat on the floor. At Cable Beach in the Baha-
mas, they caught me with a computer and pulled me into the back
room. The casino manager was there, and some Bahamian police
that were assigned to the casino. They asked me to pull up my
pant legs. When I did, they saw the computer. They said, “You’re
in a lot of trouble. We make a nice casino down here for you
Americans to enjoy yourself and this is the kind of thing you do.”
The casino manager didn’t even seem upset; it was the Bahamian
police who were mad, or maybe it was just part of their act. My
wife was on the beach. She didn’t even play blackjack at the time.
When she came into the hotel, they grabbed her and detained her.
They took all the money I had in a safe-deposit box. They held me
and started combing their books to see what they could charge me
with. They held my wife for about thirty-six hours. They put her
in a cell with somebody who was charged with murder. They did
all kinds of things designed to intimidate me.
They finally decided to arrest me, and put me in the central
lockup with ten other prisoners in a really filthy situation. I was
in there for two days. It looked really serious. They were talking
about trying to keep me in prison for five or ten years. Somehow
I got word to my two lawyers in Las Vegas and they came down.
They weren’t allowed to practice there, so they hired a Bahamian
lawyer. There was no real law down there; the only thing they un-
derstood was money. Everyone you ran into was figuring out how
he could get some of the money. I think they had $140,000 of mine
and they were trying to figure out how they could all whack it up.
So anyway, my wife got out of there. She flew home. There
were all these negotiations. We negotiated that I’d plead guilty
to some sort of fraud and get a suspended sentence. It was clear
that they weren’t letting me out of there. I wasn’t going to win any
trial down there, so even though I hadn’t done anything illegal or
unethical, it was clear that I had to pay them off and get out. The
lawyer negotiated this deal where they kept about half the money
and returned the other half. Then, right when I was supposed
to sign the agreement, this Bahamian lawyer says, “By the way,
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when you get the other half of your money back, I want twen-
ty-five-thousand of it.” We’d paid him $15,000 and he’d worked
only about two hours at this point. He had me over a barrel, so we
decided to do that, too. I lost close to $100,000.
I went to an actual court proceeding. With their accents, you
couldn’t even understand what was going on. It was amazing.
You had to be there, because you couldn’t imagine. They might
as well have been speaking in a foreign language. I didn’t know
what was happening. I don’t know what I pled guilty to. My law-
yers assured me that it wouldn’t matter, that it would never be
recognized in the U.S. as anything.
Yes, these were people who played for me. I tried to go up there
and get them out of it, and I was talking to the press. Public sym-
pathy was obviously on our side. The incident was a big deal in
Windsor. It was the front-page story three or four days in a row;
all about this trial and about these people who’d been accused of
cheating. Once the press got hold of it and interviewed the people
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involved, the press and public were on our side. I think the casino
tried to bring up the incident in the Bahamas to stop our momen-
tum. They tried to make me out to be a convicted felon.
You talk about using the press. This is a tactic that an ongoing
business or company would use, right? Using publicity, having
lawyers on retainer—didn’t you even hire a lobbyist at one point?
I’m sure there are lots of similarities. One of the main differenc-
es I’ve noticed is that people, when they meet blackjack players,
can’t believe that we just hand each other massive amounts of
money. A player comes back and reports how he did. He might
say he lost $20,000 or $50,000 and we just say okay. We write it
down; we believe him. That’s probably the biggest difference that
comes to mind. People just can’t believe that we don’t lose all our
money from people stealing it.
Yeah, I’ve been fortunate. The ones I’ve been associated with are
incredibly honest. We’ve had a few bad incidents, but most of the
time we’ve been pretty successful. We’ve made a lot of money by
trusting each other.
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St. Kitts. It’s an island in the Caribbean. That’s been pretty much
where all my foreign play has taken place. I’ve played most every
place in the Caribbean. So I went to this island, St. Kitts. They had
only one casino. They had a pretty good game, maybe six or eight
blackjack tables. I got friendly with the casino owner, who took
an active role in running the casino. He was always on the floor;
sometimes he’d push the dealer out of the way and say, “Let me
deal for awhile.” He got to like me while I was there. I played golf
with him every day. I was also doing pretty well; I won almost
$30,000 in the course of four or five days.
Do you think this guy really would have shot you? Killed you?
Have you had other incidents where money has been stolen
from you like that?
That’s when I was playing with a guy named Spike. It was before
we had the bad incident in the Bahamas. We were all traveling
back and forth to Freeport and Nassau to play. They had a good
game for the computers we were using and they had high limits.
We didn’t want to carry massive amounts of money in and out of
the country, but we couldn’t really figure out how to leave money
down there for the next guy [who would come in from the team].
So Spike decided to bury it a couple of miles away from the
casino. He drew this map for himself. But then he got tied up with
other things and he didn’t really want to go back to the Bahamas.
I was going, so he asked me to get his money down there. He said,
“It’ll be easy; you can’t miss it. All you gotta do is find this spot,
and from there you follow the map.”
Well, the map left a little to be desired. Spike had landmarks
that were out in the water on another island, and you were sup-
posed to figure it out from there. My wife and I took probably an
hour to find this money. When we did, the box he put it in was all
rotted, the money was moldy and smelled terrible. We took it into
the casino to play and they said, “Where did you get this?” It was
about $140,000.
had problems driving the interstate with money and I’ve heard of
other people having problems. These laws were passed suppos-
edly to stop money laundering and drug dealing. People don’t
realize how much the laws also affect the law-abiding citizen. The
way some of the laws are written, local police who stop people
with money and confiscate it benefit directly. So they’re not anx-
ious to give you the benefit of the doubt.
There have been some real horror stories. These drug agents,
police, and customs agents prey on people who don’t speak Eng-
lish. They find any excuse to take their money, and then it’s a
nightmare to get it back.
Let’s talk about the Griffin Investigations. What was your first
experience with them?
My first experience with them was when I got barred at the Sands
back in the early ’80s by a guy made famous by Ken Uston’s book
[The Big Player,6 by Ken Uston and Roger Rapoport]. A guy named
Herb Nunez. He pulled me into the back room and took my pic-
ture. I found out several months later that there were flyers out on
me, and that I was now in the Griffin Book.
Did you notice an immediate effect from that point when you
walked into new casinos?
And Griffin, it turns out, was responsible for you being arrested
in the Bahamas and for the episode in St. Kitts.
The bad thing is a lot of these foreign jurisdictions don’t really un-
derstand card counting, and sometimes Griffin doesn’t make much
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You would think so. Some other card counters and I have tried to
sue Griffin. We never seem to get anywhere. Libel and slander are
some of the toughest cases to win. If they can prove you’re a pub-
lic figure, you have to prove it’s deliberately malicious. Somebody
like me, even though my name wouldn’t be known by the general
public, is a public figure for purposes of the case, because I’m a
well-known blackjack player.
Someday, I’m sure, someone will win a big case against Grif-
fin. For example, if some sheriff in the middle of Kansas sees this
picture that looks like a mug shot and finds out the casino is hold-
ing you, he’s going to treat you like some sort of criminal. Right
on the top of the page [of the Griffin report] it says, “Cheating
Activity,” and then it has your picture. Then it just happens to
mention that you’re a card counter. Someday this [mislabeling]
will backfire on them.
But I don’t want to overemphasize the effectiveness of the
Griffin agency. They’ve hurt us a little bit, but I can still play more
blackjack than I have time for. I can’t play in every single casino
that I want to. I’m really well known, particularly in Atlantic City,
but that’s not because of Griffin. They’re not a big factor for us.
We just have to move around.
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That was back in Atlantic City, where they used to have this three-
step process. The first time you got barred they’d tell you that
you were welcome to play any other game except blackjack. The
second time they barred you, they’d say you weren’t welcome on
the premises at all. And if you got barred a third time, you’d get
arrested for trespassing.
I think at the time I had already gotten to the second step at
Harrah’s, so I got the bright idea on Christmas Eve of dressing
as Santa Claus. I was just going to fire away from minimum to
maximum. If they barred me, it would be treated as the first step,
because they wouldn’t have any idea who I was. And that’s what
happened.
There were four or five of us in there at once. One guy heard
a floorperson on the phone say, “I got a guy betting two hands
of a thousand down here. Another guy is betting purple chips.
And Santa Claus is really going crazy.” It was pretty funny and
it worked out perfectly. They just read me the first warning, and
they were laughing while they did it. They thought it was pretty
funny. They took it in the Christmas spirit.
I never did that. The best disguise I ever had was when I went to
Hollywood and got a couple of wigs from this guy Ziggy, who’s
a famous wig maker. I guess he made wigs for a lot of the Holly-
wood celebrities. This was a long time ago, fifteen years, maybe.
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He was the only guy who could make a realistic-looking bald wig.
I paid $2,500 for this balding blond wig. It looked really good.
Nobody ever realized it was a wig. I got a lot of play out of that. It
was worth more than the $2,500 I paid for it. I also got fake teeth
from Mike Westmore, who I believe won an Oscar for the make-
up in the movie Mask.
I wasn’t the sharpest guy around when I first started playing. I’ve
learned a lot over the years from the people I’ve worked with. A
lot of the things we did weren’t particularly profitable, but we
used to have a lot of fun. We would all go into these Atlantic City
casinos at the same time. Twenty guys would just go in and bet.
We really didn’t care if we got barred. The casinos were contend-
ing with this really elaborate procedure that they were required to
go through. They had to come over, pull you away from the table,
and read you this card. Only a certain person was authorized to
do it. We figured if we had fifteen or twenty of us, they couldn’t
get everybody at once. That used to be fun.
When did the law change so that they were no longer allowed to
bar players for counting cards?
After Ken Uston7 won his case. I guess that was in 1982.
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And did that hurt the games? Was it better for you when they
could bar you?
Some people think that. I don’t. I know a lot of card counters pre-
fer it when they’re allowed to bar you. They think the rules are
better, the games are better. I’ll always campaign for no barring.
I just don’t think it’s right that casinos are able to do that. We’ve
certainly made plenty of money in Atlantic City since they haven’t
been allowed to bar us. It’s much more comfortable to play when
you’re not worried about getting hauled off to some back room or
getting arrested or harassed. As far as I’m concerned, and I’m sure
most players agree, Atlantic City is the place you’re least afraid of
encountering some sort of casino nastiness. The worst that can hap-
pen is they’re going to shuffle the cards on you. I like that feeling.
I’ll play out of the country. I won’t play in those ridiculous places
anymore. I won’t play in the Bahamas or any of those islands,
but I’ll play in Canada. I’ve played in Australia. I don’t plan on
going to Europe, but I’d play in some of those countries. All the
countries that I view as civilized. It shocks me that some of these
guys with all kinds of money will go to these crazy places to play
blackjack, just because they have a good rule or something. It just
doesn’t seem worth it to me.
I’m sure these guys do computer work. I’m not really privy to it.
I’m not an active participant. I just bet my money and they get a
share.
was House Speaker. I’m not sure if that was the horse that won,
or the one we pumped so much money on. Back then there was
no pari-mutuel betting in Las Vegas. If you bet at the casino race
book, the money didn’t go into the track pool at all. They just paid
you off at track odds up to a certain amount. They would pay as
much as 10- or 15-1. So you could bet money at the track on a bad
horse and make him the favorite, and make the true favorite a
long shot in Las Vegas. That’s what we did.
Three or four guys from our blackjack team went to Keystone
Racetrack in Philadelphia. We had friends in Vegas; I guess we
had our watches synchronized. We bet as much as we could at the
track on the worst horse in the race, to show. It was a small track,
so it didn’t take much money to pump him up. Then, as long as
the best horse finished in the top three, we would win. That horse
paid a small amount to win [$2.20] and a monster amount to show
[$6.60], because there was relatively no money on him in the show
pool. All the money was on this 50-1 shot.
That was fun, too. I believe our total take, split about twenty
ways, was $27,000. It wasn’t a big deal, but we got stories in the
newspapers. Both in Las Vegas and in the Philadelphia papers:
“Still investigating. It doesn’t appear that there was any illegal
activity.” I think this was done maybe a few more times with the
dogs in Arizona, but it got to be an old trick. You couldn’t bet a
lot of money to show or place in Nevada after a few more of those
incidents.
How did your parents feel when you first started playing?
There are a lot of great things about playing on a team. There’s the
camaraderie. You have somebody to travel with. You share infor-
mation. You learn things from each other. It seems like you really
come up with ideas when you have a team. One guy has the germ
of an idea, and he bounces it off somebody, and this guy adds to
it, and all of a sudden you’ve got a great project. There are advan-
tages to playing on your own, too. I’ve never really played on my
own, but there are a lot of successful players who’ve done that.
Some people who play on their own also do other things. There
aren’t really many people out there who use blackjack as their
sole source of income and play on their own.
I’ll tell you my famous one. It’s not really famous, but [Stanford]
Wong asked me if he could use it when he was giving one of his
talks. This was when we were playing mostly in Atlantic City. I
had these old friends who grew up in my neighborhood. They
had a son who was a little younger than me, and he was going to
college. As a way to make money in the summer, he asked if he
could come and play blackjack for me. He was a real smart kid
and I knew he was honest. So I said, “Sure, I’ll teach you how to
play.”
I taught him, and he played Atlantic City and did well. To-
ward the end of the summer he decided to make a trip to Las
Vegas. One of his first plays was at the Sands. He was winning
and winning and he couldn’t lose a hand. They didn’t have any-
thing bigger than hundred-dollar chips in the rack, so he had all
these black chips piled up, maybe $7,000 or $8,000 worth in front
of him.
The shoe went negative and he decided to count his money
to see how much he was winning. He took all his chips off the
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That’s classic.
Another time … Like I said, when I first started out we were re-
ally aggressive and we used to get barred all the time. Most times
we wouldn’t say anything while we were being ushered out the
door, but sometimes we’d ask them, “Why?” Actually, we’d say
all kinds of things. Every situation was different. One time, one
of our players was in Puerto Rico and he was down $4,700. The
casino manager came over and said, “We don’t want you to play
blackjack anymore.” A lot of times, when being barred while los-
ing, our response would be, “Well, are you going to give me back
the money that I lost?” And of course they would always say no.
Well, this time, the casino manager said “OK, we will.” And he
gave our guy $4,700 back! He gave him the $4,700 and he said,
“OK, just never come back in here again.” That was at the old
Ramada in Puerto Rico on the main drag there.
So you believe barrings have become more civil in the last five
years or so?
In general.
What about in these little places that have sprung up all over
the country?
Casinos are afraid of litigation. It does seem like most places now
go out of their way to be nice about it. And we’re nice about it
too. I’m always nice about it. I’ll always go back eventually, but I
won’t try to push it in their face. I won’t go back the next week or
anything like that. I’ll stay out of there for what I consider to be a
reasonable period of time—six months or a year. I don’t think it’s
ethical that they bar players. No place is going to intimidate me
into not going back. Well, the islands have definitely intimidated
me. But no place in the U.S. is going to intimidate me into not
playing blackjack. If they have a good game and I think I have a
chance of fooling them, I’m going to play.
Your son has the benefit of having you to teach him. But if
someone wrote you a letter from out in the hinterlands saying,
“I want to become a professional gambler,” what would you tell
him to do?
I actually get that a lot. The thing I really get a lot is strangers
asking to get on my team, or for me to back them. I’m not interest-
ed in that. Unfortunately, there’s a lot of really bad stuff written
on blackjack. I’d try to steer them to the right books. Emphasize
that you have to have a bankroll that’s discretionary money. It’s
a tough grind. It’s not a sure thing. I’m more optimistic than most
people about blackjack. I think it’s clearly possible for somebody
starting out at blackjack to make quite a bit of money. It’s cer-
tainly not as hard as playing poker or trying to beat sports betting.
The good thing about blackjack is that it’s cut-and-dried. There’s
not much subjectivity to it. If you follow the books and you’re a
reasonably intelligent guy, there really isn’t any reason you can’t
make money.
To me the contrast between blackjack and poker is clear. In
poker you have the benefit that you can put in as many hours as
you want. You’re not going to get barred. But, to make twenty or
thirty dollars an hour at poker you have to be quite good. You
have to beat a lot of real sharpies, guys who have been playing
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How do you think the game has changed? Do you think it’s got-
ten better or worse?
Mike Svobodny
$100,000 to a man who got breast implants (the bet was made fa-
mous in a book titled The Man With the $100,000 Breasts and Other
Gambling Stories by Michael Konik).
To finalize plans for our interview, Mike called to say he was
in Los Angeles for the opening of Larry Flynt’s new Hustler Ca-
sino. Did I want to attend the opening night party with him? I
wouldn’t have missed it for the world.
Pretty much. I played a little bit of poker with friends when I was
in college. I started playing backgammon with my roommate in
graduate school. He used to beat me every month and I had to
pay his rent. Somebody suggested I read some books. I didn’t
even know there were books on backgammon. I read the books
and it was an epiphany for me. I realized it wasn’t just luck. Then
I got better than him, and he sensed it and quit playing me. I tease
him now about having a winning record against me.
Psychology.
I’ve heard that when you were traveling around playing, even
though you were playing small stakes, you had pigeons tucked
away in all these different places.
It’s not like I owned the pigeons. More than other professional
gamblers, I consider myself to be providing a service. People I
play against are my clients or customers, and I have to treat them
in a special way. They’re going to lose money to me and they’re
not going to be happy about it, so I want to keep them entertained.
If someone plays stupidly and still beats me, I never moan about
it. You see some other professionals complaining, “This idiot beat
me.” Well, the idiot will win sometimes. If I play better, it just
means I’m more likely to win. It doesn’t mean I deserve to win.
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I’m always astounded when better players lose, then abuse the
hell out of the guy who got lucky for a change and beat them.
If they get lucky they’re going to enjoy it when they beat me. If
they know they’re going to lose in the long run, what else are they
playing for? They want to be happy and say, “I crushed Mike to-
day.” Or, “I beat Magriel1 today.”
At what point did you decide that this was your profession?
It’s not that it has no value. It just has much less value than if you
1
For this and subsequent numeric references 2-5, see “Svobodny Notes” at
the end of this chapter.
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were out digging a ditch for a month. If you lost $80,000 that day,
what difference does it make if you leave a forty-five dollar tip?
Also, you don’t produce anything when you gamble. A gar-
bage man provides a lot more to society than I do. I’m skimming
off the fat of society.
Yes, exactly. Even more so, because they’re much more effective.
They also fleece poor people. I just try to beat rich people.
I just started working less and less. It was very gradual. They said,
“You call us when you want to work.”
At some point there must have been a change from grinding out
nickels and dimes.
My stakes have risen slowly since the beginning. When I first start-
ed coming to Los Angeles, I wouldn’t play for more than ten bucks
a point.2 It wasn’t that I was afraid, I just didn’t want to tap out.
People say they use the Kelly system. I don’t go by that [precisely].
I just go by my gut feeling. If I’m gambling too high, I cut it down.
If I go through a losing streak, I cut down the amount I’ll play for.
If I win a lot, I’ll go up again. That’s the opposite of what most
people do. If they’re losing, they want to get their money back.
true at the time, but I do now: “The difference between a sick com-
pulsive gambler who loses all his money and a professional is that
the professional wants to have the best of it.” They both want to
gamble, but the sicko doesn’t care if he has the worst of it.
They grind.
loss leader — Playing a game or proposition in which you are not the
favorite in order to arrange a better game later.
Joe said, “No, wait until the second quarter and bet.” He lim-
ited him to a dime. The guy made four different bets that day
and lost all of them, even though he didn’t bet until the second
quarter. This guy had broken even all year. He was a very care-
ful bettor. Joe did that more as a joke than anything else, but
since then the guy has lost $25,000. It’s not like Joe trapped him
in, but a nitty guy would never have done that.
You don’t seem nitty at all. In fact, you seem the opposite.
I’m not now. I’ve changed. Now I’m very sporty. Especially when
I first meet a guy, I’ll make a dumb bet. I’m very happy when he
collects the first bet from me. You can always control how many
dumb bets you make. Later on you can tighten up. It’s intuitive
to me now.
I play paddle tennis with this guy. I have a great deal. He
owed money to someone in England. The guy in England owes
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me a lot more money than this guy owes him. We play paddle
tennis for a hundred dollars a game and I can’t win. I’m probably
a 2-1 dog every time. Anytime I want to play, he’s on call, be-
cause he’ll make five hundred by playing me, but I’m taking it off
what the guy in England owes me. My girlfriend says, “You’re
his pigeon.” I say, “He’s our pigeon. We just don’t want to let
him know it.” Doing things like this allows you to last in game
situations.
Where is this?
Yes.
It seems from the people I’m interviewing that there are two
types of gamblers. One plays against other players, as in poker
or backgammon. The other is playing against the house—the
casino or a racetrack.
I think that’s true. I guess that if you took all games players, the
most ethical might be bridge or chess, followed maybe by backgam-
mon, but poker is way down the line. I don’t know why that is.
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figuring they can always turn on the juice later and get the guy.
If I’m being cheated at poker or cards, I’m not really going to
know it. I’m not good enough, sharp enough; I don’t really have
the experience to know. If someone is cheating me at backgam-
mon, I can smell it.
No. Maybe twenty years ago that was the case, but I don’t think so
anymore. I have a high faith in the honesty of the casinos. The last
thing a casino needs is rumors of cheating at poker. They have an
eye in the sky that’s trained to watch for that type of thing. They
filter out the cheaters and bar them. In private games, though,
there’s a much greater chance of being cheated.
One group I find interesting is the halfway con artists. I’m fas-
cinated by the balls they have and how shameless they are. They
meet whomever casually, and suddenly they’re that person’s best
friend. I like to study it almost from a sociologist’s point of view. I
have a background in psychology anyway, so for me it’s interest-
ing to watch and listen to them, and discover their motivations.
I’ll give you an example. I met this one con artist in Monte
Carlo. This guy was high-end. He was trying to sell some energy
system based on perpetual motion. They had this computer room
and a wheel that would spin using magnets—it was a very com-
plex plot. I’m not even sure that he knew that his partner, some
German mad-scientist, was bogus. They were courting Prince Al-
bert, and Monaco chucked these guys out after a while. It was
quite amusing.
One day this guy gives me a sad story that he needs to make
rent. I gave him the money and now I was their victim. All the
time it was, “Mike, can you give us this?” I gave him money—a
couple thousand dollars here and there. In my mind I wasn’t re-
ally lending. I was just giving it to them; I didn’t think these guys
were good credit risks. But on the other hand, every night they
were trying to schmooze potential customers. They didn’t go after
anyone that wasn’t worth a hundred million plus. They were after
a big score.
I didn’t get the money back.
Now I go to an opening of a movie in Hollywood and I see this
guy. He sees me, and he doesn’t know that I’m not mad about it.
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stiffed — Not getting paid. When someone doesn’t pay a bet, the winner
gets “stiffed.”
want to play with are rich, so they might have a yacht. I might
have told someone that I went on someone’s yacht and we went
swimming and then had lunch. Next thing I hear, I beat the guy
for $100,000 and I never even played backgammon with him.
But after you won Monte Carlo things changed for you. Did you
just flow to where life took you? Or did you sit down and plan
how you would attract the high-rolling players?
I played someone for $20,000 a point once. But it wasn’t like real
money.
I got stiffed that money. For real, I guess $7,000 or $8,000 a point.
That’s a pretty good night’s work. That’s a good score for back-
gammon.
I’d like to have a million-dollar day. I used to say I’d like to have a
$100,000 day. I’ve had those, both winning and losing, many times
since then. Now I say I want a million-dollar losing day, which
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Are there some people who are good tournament players and
not good money players? And vice versa?
Yes. The good tournament players who are bad money players
have some sort of personality defect. They’re either steamers or
they don’t have the heart to bet the money.
Why is that?
Was there any one tournament you won that sticks out above
the others?
The two biggest tournaments I’ve won were the World Champi-
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onship in Monte Carlo and the World Cup. I’m lucky enough to
be the only person who has ever won both. I was more proud of
the World Cup than I was of Monte Carlo, because it was almost
all pros. That was a very tough format. You had to win three out
of five matches against each opponent. It came down to double
match point. The level of play has risen.
That’s it. That’s why there are a lot of very strong players now.
They mimic the computer.
Do the players who learn from the software learn the gambling
basics also?
The problem with the Arabs is collecting the money. It’s a cul-
tural thing. There’s a saying that’s very true: “The game is as good
as the pay.” In other words, if it’s a very easy game, it’s tough
to get paid. If I sit down and play a tough backgammon match
with a tough opponent, I always get paid. If I’m playing with a
total blind idiot—which I did once, I played a guy who was basi-
cally deaf, dumb, and blind—I don’t get paid. When you evaluate
somebody, you look at two things: How likely you are to win, and
how likely you are to get paid.
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They decided not to have me arbitrate. I think the kid and the
father thought I was going to make him pay. But it was the pro-
fessionals’ fault. I thought it was grossly irresponsible on their
part. Anyway, they agreed to play the dad a hundred-point match
double or nothing [the match had not been played at the time of
this interview].
You’ve got a pretty big reputation as a gambler who’s been in-
volved in a lot of interesting adventures.
You know, I’m sure a lot of stories have been told about me that
aren’t true. But sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Mainly
there’ve been kind of funny things that have happened.
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Yes, often. The word “hubris” means being so proud you’d kill
yourself. It also means a plant that grows over itself and the in-
side of it dies. I’ve seen hubris kill a lot of professionals—guys
that are much smarter and more talented than I am, and great
all-around games players. A guy named Horatio is that way. He
doesn’t want to beat anybody but me at backgammon. At poker
he wants to beat Chip Reese (Chapter 2). He wants to be the fast-
est gunslinger in the West, and that broke him. I just want that
deaf, dumb, and blind guy.
I’ll always play any game. I like playing backgammon, but I bet
horses, sports.
So you look for any opportunity where you know you have an
edge?
Yeah. But again, here’s what has won me a lot of money: I’ll do
something I don’t have an edge at. I’ll give you an example. I
played a guy gin, and I’m a very bad gin player. If I rate my back-
gammon, I’ll rate myself a nine. If I rate my gin, I rate myself a
one … or a half.
So I play this guy who’s good at gin. He’s probably a 6-5 favorite
every hand. You know, at that price it doesn’t take too long be-
fore you’re totally grounded. I played him $1,000 a hand and I
won five points. So I faded 6-5, got ahead five grand, and quit.
He said, “Play some more.” I said, “Pigeon’s prerogative.” He
knows I’m the pigeon, so he can’t really say anything about me
quitting.
There’s only one way for him to get this money back now, so
we played some backgammon prop, and he lost $60,000. Now, he
wasn’t unlucky in the prop. That was my earn, $60,000, maybe
even higher. I gave away a few hundred in juice playing gin, and
I picked up $60,000 in juice playing backgammon. My expected
return that day was over $59,000.
People often say, “It’s just like Mike. He won from the wrong
side.” A lot of times I’d say I had the wrong side when I really
didn’t. This is against pros. But you can beat guys from the wrong
side, too, if they’re not very good. You can get their nose open.
You get them into action. You don’t have to beat them that min-
ute. If you’re a professional gambler, you really can’t be seen as
someone who is peddling the nuts all the time. You have to give
close gambles, and even gambles where you have the worst of it
sometimes. You don’t have to stay there forever.
So I play a guy and he chooses the right side and beats me for
seven points. I see that I can’t beat him. Okay, I give up. I play him
the next day. He chooses the right side and I lose seven points. The
next day I lose seven points, and the next day I lose ten points. But
the next day I win 93 points. That’s not so bad.
This is a very interesting part of human psychology. People
want to book winners every time. That’s the pigeon mentality.
What you should really want to do is win. It doesn’t have to be
that day. You always have tomorrow. A pigeon wants to win
that day. How many times have you heard someone say, “Come
on, let’s [quit gambling and] do something else,” and heard an-
other guy respond, “No, I’m stuck.” That’s the wrong reason to
stay. If you’re stuck, you should want to leave. If you’re a winner
you should want to stay. If you say to me, “Let’s go to a movie,”
you’re apt to hear, “I can’t, I’m crushing him.” But if I’m stuck,
I’m much more inclined to leave. People say all the time, “I want
to get my money back.” What they don’t understand is that the
instant they lost that money, it wasn’t theirs anymore. They gam-
bled it and they lost it.
I’m happy to play. If the game is bad, I’m happy to quit. In some
areas I’m very good, but my starting requirements are going to
be tougher than other people’s, because I know that I’m not as
good as many of them. In some areas I’m strong. But in other ar-
eas I’m very inexperienced, like card reading. Chip [Reese] is go-
ing to know that guy doesn’t have the two pair he’s representing.
I won’t. Chip will check-raise the guy and I won’t. I might just
check the guy. I play poker just because I like to be playing.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
Is he a good player?
Yeah. He doesn’t play all the time. The only learning he’s done
comes from playing me.
A lot of people have heard the story of the man [gambler Brian
Zembic] who won a $100,000 bet by getting breast implants.
Since you’re the man who lost the $100,000, I’d like to get your
version of the story [Mike was “Jobo” in the book].
said, “Any time you want to eat a turd, you get $5,000. But if you
puke you get nothing. Well, you get a hundred bucks for trying.”
This really happened. He said, “That’s great. If I ever go broke I
know I can make $5,000.” Then he threw up. Just the thought of it
made him vomit.
You’re kidding.
Or have them put on after you’re dead, so I’ll have to pay your
estate?” He said, “You can’t call it off.”
So we decided to have it arbitrated by three backgammon play-
ers. We were going to go to dinner and have the arbitration. Before-
hand, I was talking to one of the arbiters. I said, “I think this whole
thing is a joke. How can I lose this?” He said, “Well it’s not clear-cut
to me at this point.” I said, “Why wouldn’t it be clear-cut? If you
offer a guy a free roll, it’s fill or kill. It doesn’t sit up there forever.”
And he said, “Brian told me that you said you wouldn’t call it off.”
I asked Brian if I’d said that and he said I did. So I said, “Okay then,
you can do it if you want to. I don’t need any arbitration.” I like to
stick to what I say. I still didn’t think he would do it.
The market went down more and more and more. He was in
agony. One day he walked into the Coterie in New York and he
was wearing a sport coat. He opened it and showed me he had on
a bra with big tits. It was weird. You’re tied up in your own male
sexuality, and it seemed so bizarre, it made me sick to see that. It
was like seeing a road accident or something. It also made me sick
that I lost the $100,000. I offered him $60,000 and he could take
them out. He said no. Then maybe I offered him $70,000. He said
no, so I said, “Okay, you’re stuck with them. You have to wear
them the whole year.” He still wears them. He doesn’t care.
Yeah, and Brian is very heterosexual. He gets girls all the time.
I heard that he never got laid so much as he has since having the
implants.
I’m sure that’s true. The first month he comes over to my hotel
room about three in the morning. I’m sleeping and he throws a
girl on the bed, takes her clothes off, then he takes his bra off.
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They both have tits there bouncing together. Brian is not shy. He
just got married.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I think a lot of gamblers have short
attention spans. They need stimulation. Maybe that’s why they
gamble. That’s why someone wants to bet a dime on a football
game. A friend of mine who’s a professional gambler [but not in
sports] bets only on football games he can watch. This is like some
badge or something that he’s not a pigeon. He knows that if he
bets $5,000, he’s giving away two hundred fifty dollars to make
that bet. But as long as he’s watching it’s okay, because it’s some
form of entertainment. My point is, a lot of gamblers need stimu-
lation. I think that’s true of myself. I have a low boredom thresh-
old, so I like new places. I haven’t lived in a regular home in eight
or nine years. I live in hotels.
Rolls Royce and said, “You can have it free. Insurance is free, gas
is paid for, but you can’t sell it.” I wouldn’t take it. I’d have to take
care of it. It would just be too much of a hassle.
No. I recently had a very extensive blood test. One of the tests
measured a hormone that prevents stress, and my count was very
high. The doctor said, “You don’t have much stress.” And he’s
right, I don’t worry much at all. But now that I’m having a kid,
I find that I worry about whether he’ll be okay. What’s going to
happen to my future? I don’t remember worrying before. Maybe
when I’m a parent I’ll be worried all the time.
I think, in general, it’s true that the gambling life is not con-
ducive to marriage. In my case, I’m not married and I’m forty-
eight years old. On the other hand, I’m not sure that if I wasn’t a
gambler it would be any different. But I do think there’s a correla-
tion. I know so many single gamblers, and the ones that do marry
tend to marry late. I’ve been all over the world and I don’t have a
home. What kind of marriage material am I? Women want stabil-
ity and security to some degree. Being a gambler isn’t secure or
stable. It’s the antithesis of those things.
Mainly backgammon.
Computers have been terrible for me, because a lot of the money
I’ve won has been playing propositions. With computers now,
players just plug in the position and get the answer. They won’t
play these props anymore.
Computers have also raised the bar. I was just talking to
Magriel about this. We were talking about a guy who’s considered
a very bad player now, while ten years ago he would have been
considered a very good player. Ten years ago he might have been
thought to be as good as us, and now he’s considered a real fish.
What happened?
And he didn’t.
No. Paul Magriel has gotten better, a lot better. I think I’ve gotten
better, too. Ten years ago we weren’t that good.
Yes, but now there are a lot of players that are better than I was
ten years ago. It’s kind of like evolution. You have to get better to
stay the same.
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No. I’m very lazy. Almost all of my learning comes from either
playing propositions, which are a good learning tool, or from
Magriel. I might hire him to comb through my games. I especially
like when he points out thematic mistakes. He showed me a the-
ma-tic mistake the other day that I seem to make over and over
again, and I realized he was right.
There’s one thing about my own ability that I like. If I’m shown
the right play, I can see it. That’s why I’m good at playing props.
I can see when I’m wrong while I’m playing. It’s funny, because
I have a big ego, but I want to know what’s right, as opposed to
being right. A lot of good players are not that way.
I think I’m both. Without any false modesty, I think I’m a great
player, but I think I would grade myself a better gambler than a
player.
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I’m weakened.
Yes. So he’s destroying me. Neither one of us had very much mon-
ey at the time. We were playing for ten bucks a point, which was
plenty. The first twenty games I won maybe three. So I’d experi-
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weight — Advantage.
I was living in L.A. at the time, and there was a girl who was
staying with me. So Dave says, “Why don’t you get her for this
experiment?” It’s kind of an indelicate question to ask someone,
but I figured what the hell. And she said okay. I couldn’t believe
she went for it.
So I tried to make the setting as nice as possible. We put the ta-
ble in front of the fireplace. I was in a bathrobe and she got under
the table while I played. I couldn’t think about the game at all—
she happened to be really good at what she was doing. I remem-
ber one time—she must have really been going to town—and I
moved the checkers backwards. I tried to go the wrong way. Dave
just cracked up. No one ever makes that mistake; it just doesn’t
happen. He was beating me and beating me and I knew I couldn’t
win the money back in the time I had left. I said, screw this! I
quit playing and took the girl to the bedroom. Dave brought the
backgammon board into the bedroom and put it on the bed. He
said, “I’ll give you a 3,1 spot to play now.” I just pushed the board
away. We’ve done that experiment many times since then.
Backgammon has taken me to a lot of interesting places, and
introduced me to a lot of interesting people. About two years ago,
I was playing a Saudi Prince in Monaco. He couldn’t play at all,
but he enjoyed the game. He was a very funny guy. He would
spend $10,000 a day on hookers. He had three or four with him
all the time. He might screw them, he might not. He might play
backgammon and the girls would just wait. Every one of them
looked like Miss America. He had these professional ass-kissers
around him. They were professional friends—at $5,000 a week.
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He’d pull out a cigar and ten of these guys would jump to light it.
It was sickening, because it was so disingenuous.
I like to be the one giving—taking people to dinner and the
like—I enjoy that. I was invited everywhere with him, on his boat,
to parties. But I could never pick up a check. I tried to do it and
he’d get mad. He’d say, “I’m a Prince, that’s my job. Don’t ever do
that again.” He’d lose face.
He invited me to Saudi Arabia, and he knew I was a profes-
sional gambler. When we played backgammon we played cheap,
a hundred dollars a point. He’d want to play for an hour or so
and he’d lose maybe thirty points. It was entertainment for him. I
would aspire to be a rich sucker. Everybody treats you nice.
About six weeks, but I was around him for a long time. He got
sort of dependent on me for entertainment. If he wanted me at
four in the morning, he’d call. “Let’s play backgammon.” I hardly
ever refused, but if I didn’t want to do it, I had to hide out. He
had all these bodyguards and I couldn’t hide from him. I’d be in a
tent on the beach in Monaco and his bodyguards would come up:
“The Prince wants you.” One time I was in Cannes and they went
searching all over Cannes to try to find me. All the restaurants, all
the bars. He said, “Don’t come back until you find him.” It was a
royal order.
The Prince was very likable, but it gave me an insight into
what that world is like. He’s not like a normal human being.
He’s almost like a deity. I learned not to sit down before he sat
down. And when he stood up, everybody stood up. This was
just proper etiquette.
So many funny things happened with the Prince. The first
night I met him, I went to play him backgammon, but he said,
“Play my cousin instead,” because he was too lazy. Then I played
the Prince, but I wouldn’t play him for money. I knew he was out
of cash. His relationship with money is as sick as you can imag-
ine. In nine months, he spent over $20 million dollars. He would
periodically get broke. Then he’d wait for a fresh batch of money
to come from his family and spend that. To go on vacation he’d
need $10 million. That’s not an exaggeration, because I saw him
spend the money.
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A lot of people were on the pad and got slow paid. The hotel
would turn off his phone and lights. Then he’d pay them some of
the bill. I lent him $40,000 because he needed it for a friend of his.
He hasn’t paid me back and I don’t really care. He actually owes
me about $500,000 right now, but I don’t really care, because I had
so many nice experiences with him. He bet the World Cup with
me and lost a couple hundred thousand doing that. I beat him
for so much I started reversing the juice so he had about a twelve
percent advantage built in. He still lost.
Do you think that blew the friendship? The number got too big.
No. I don’t think it’s on his mind. I think he’s a little embarrassed
by it. I always kept my numbers with him really small. I told him
in the beginning, “I will always pay you and I want to be paid.
If you don’t have money, we don’t need to bet.” Truthfully, my
idea wasn’t to gamble with him, because in a very calculating
way, that wasn’t the best way to make money. Maybe five years
from now I might play King Fahd. I knew that I couldn’t win a
million dollars from the Prince and collect it. I could win $100,000
and collect it, but not a million. It was just fun hanging around
with him.
I bought him a laptop as a gift and hired a guy to teach him
how to use it. We logged on to Games Grid from Saudi Arabia
and were playing backgammon with some guy. [Games Grid is an
Internet backgammon site.] He told the guy he was playing that
he was a shoe salesman in Ohio. We were laughing. Do you think
this guy would ever believe he’s playing some Saudi Prince?
When we flew from Monaco to Saudi Arabia, he lent me one
of the Saudi gowns, and I put on the burnoose. I have pictures of
me lying in King Fahd’s bed in this luxurious suite on the air-
plane.
No. Gambling in Japan still has a stigma attached. All the big
Japanese gamblers like to come to Las Vegas to play. But if they
gamble in public, they lose face. There was some CEO of Sony or
one of those companies that would come to the backgammon club
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there and play for ten dollars a point. I was hoping there would
be some high-stakes action there, but there wasn’t. It’s considered
gauche to play for big stakes. I really like Tokyo. I might go to
Lebanon soon. I like going to places I haven’t been.
There’s a guy in Iowa reading this book right now. He’s getting
out of college and thinking to himself, “I want to become a pro-
fessional gambler.” What advice would you give him?
Don’t do it.
Really? Why?
No one, when they really get lucky, realizes how lucky they were.
I beat the guy for a hundred twenty points, but he played bad and
I played good. Now when you lose sixty points to the same bozo,
you think that’s unbelievable. But that’s what should happen: You
win a hundred twenty, he wins sixty. When you gamble every
day, 100-1 shots come in three times a year. People think losing
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Maybe I’m just partial to Magriel, but I just love his book, Back-
gammon. That was the first really good book I read on backgam-
mon. I haven’t looked at it in awhile, but I don’t think it’s out of
date even now. Doyle Brunson wrote a book of gambling stories
that I thought was very good. It’s a book of parables about gam-
bling that are supposed to give you some wisdom. They’re obvi-
ous stories, but I remember it was quite interesting when I read it.
It’s called According to Doyle. It’s quite good.
I’d still rather play bad players. Though I don’t mind playing
good players; I don’t feel like I’m a dog to anybody.
No, it seems too hard to me. You have to have a very organized
group. It’s not something you can do on your own. It takes a lot
of organization and a lot of computer expertise. Then you have
to translate that expertise into getting the money. Plus, there are
problems with the law. If you give me a hundred dollars and say
go to a casino and bet this on the Knicks tonight, you’re committing
a crime. We both are and it’s not even the law that’s the issue. It’s
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That’s right. They want to get their slice. You can become guilty
of your own success. If you’re a great blackjack player, you get
kicked out of every joint. You have to hide the fact that you’re
good. There’s a real diminishing return for getting better and bet-
ter at something.
Oh yeah. You can’t get on planes with it. I know a guy who was
carrying a half-million. He was going from New York to Vegas.
The money was totally legal. This guy pays about a million dol-
lars a year in taxes. He wouldn’t fly a commercial plane, because
he was worried he’d have too many problems.
Not that I know of. I’m pretty careless; I know I’ve misplaced
money. I was staying at a friend’s house once. About a month
after I left, he called me and said he found $20,000 behind the TV.
I’d hidden the money there and forgotten about it.
The breast bet was one thing. Do you make these crazy proposi-
tion bets like gambling on raindrops running down a window-
pane?
Huck Seed has made a lot of crazy bets. He’s a very good athlete,
but not good with racquets. Playing basketball, I would have zero
chance of ever beating him. But he’s not very good at tennis. One
day Huck says, “What will you bet me that I can’t beat you in ten-
nis this year?” We bet $25,000. About a month before the year was
up, he hadn’t beaten me and he’d been doing badly gambling. He
said, “Let’s call off our bet.” I said, “Huck, I’m not going to call
off the bet just because you’re going broke. Even if you go broke,
you still owe me the money.” He said, “I can beat you anyway.” I
said, “How can you beat me with a month to go, and you’ve never
come close to beating me?” He said, “I can play every day for
eight hours a day, and just before the time is up I’ll be able to beat
you.” I said, “You couldn’t play eight hours a day for a month.”
Another bet—$10,000. He had to play every single day for eight
hours, which he did, but he still didn’t beat me.
Not for him. He’s a very good poker player. I told him, “You’ll
make $25,000 if you use that time to play poker. Why would you
take the cut in pay?” He said, “Call the [25k] bet off.” I said, “I’ll
give you $1,500.” He wanted $4,000, and this went on throughout
the month. Our bid and ask was always too far apart. In the mid-
dle of this he asked, “How much will you bet me that I can’t stay
in the Crazy Horse [Las Vegas topless club] for 24 hours?” I said,
“I’ll bet you $5,000,” because I knew that to win that, he’d have
to automatically lose the tennis bet. He thought about it and said,
“I’ll bet I can stay in the Crazy Horse for fifteen and a half hours.”
That would give him just enough time to get to the tennis court.
But he’d have to stay up all night and then play tennis for eight
hours.
That’s right. I figured he’d be really tired. I said, “If you step out-
side the Crazy Horse, you lose.” He agreed, and we made the
bet. Well, he ran out of money and they were going to kick him
out. He called up a friend to bring him more money. He stayed
up all night, then went and played his tennis. He won the bet,
then asked, “You want to bet again?” I almost did it to him, but I
couldn’t. I said, “Go get some sleep.”
Do you keep track of these bets to see if you’re ahead in the long
run?
You must think you have an edge when you make a bet like
that.
What edge did I have when I bet the $100,000 on the tits? That was
a free roll.
One time we were playing backgammon and I bet a guy he
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couldn’t run the mile in eight minutes and twenty seconds. Huck
overheard me and said, “Are you kidding? I could do that back-
wards.” So Chip [Reese] and I bet him $5,000. It was four in the
morning and we went to the track with a stopwatch. He ran it
backwards in nine minutes, which is pretty good.
The big action is at a place called the Beverly Club in New York.
But when you have a club with real big action, like people los-
ing hundreds of thousands, you knock them out pretty quickly. I
used to go to Dallas and play some guys there. I really like one of
the guys there. He’s a really nice person, which is not normal for
most pigeons. They get insufferable, because everyone is always
acquiescing to whatever demands they make. You can’t quit, but
they can quit. They play slow, but you have to play fast. They can
pay you slowly, but you have to pay them immediately. That’s
the pigeon’s prerogative. At the time, I could go and win $20,000,
and that was a big score. But now I don’t want to go spend two
weeks to win $20,000.
Yeah. It’s fun to make money. It’s how you keep score as a gam-
bler, really. We’re not in normal society. If I ask someone how
much money he makes, that’s a very rude question. But if I ask a
gambler, “How did you do last night,” and he says he won $20,000
or lost $30,000, that’s a normal question for gamblers.
I think I would have done better financially as a stock trader.
I was sitting with two traders I know the other day who both will
become centi-millionaires. These two are very smart, extremely
hard-working, good gamblers. They were both backgammon
players when they were younger. I wouldn’t trade my life for
theirs. I don’t want to get up at five in the morning and look at
some computer screen all day long. I want to go to the pool. I
want to fly to Hong Kong.
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That’s right. When they made the movie Casino, I saw Robert De-
Niro, Joe Pesci, and Paul Anka ask permission to sit with Doyle
Brunson and Chip Reese to watch them play poker. A lot of people,
even very rich people, would love to be that professional poker
player.
Yes, but I think that often the nerds don’t know how to get the
money down. I think there’s a good marriage to be made with
them. I consult mathematicians when I make bets. What do you
think about this? What sort of edge do I have? I’m not smart
enough to figure it out. I use them as a resource.
Chip said something when someone said the nerds are going
to end up with all the money. He said, “Yeah, but they aren’t go-
ing to have as much fun.” I think that’s true.
Svobodny Notes
Stan Tomchin
out Walters, Tomchin was already so far ahead for the season that
he kept piling on the bets.
Stan makes his home in Montecito, California, about two
hours north of Los Angeles. Tucked between the Pacific Ocean
and the Santa Ynez Mountains, it’s an enclave of movie stars and
studio executives. For Stan Tomchin, it’s the perfect place to sit
back, reflect, and talk about his incredible gambling career.
1
For this and subsequent numeric references 2-6, see “Tomchin Notes” at the
end of this chapter.
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unbelievable. He’d won $50,000. The money just flowed and no-
body could play. So the next year I went down to St. Martin and
I won a tournament. We were making a few hundred a week and
all of a sudden we could make $5,000 a week; plus, these people
were delighted to write a check. We learned social graces and how
to treat people. What they really wanted was to play with a top
gun, play the best player around. If they did happen to win, they
didn’t want to cash your check. They wanted to keep the check
with your name on it.
So backgammon became very important to me, even though
bridge was a better game. But backgammon supported me and I
knew I could make a lot of money at it.
backer — Someone who puts up money for gambling. Often the player
will get a percentage if he wins, but have no liability if he loses.
Oh no!
So I had to take the money away from Paul and get a different
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When I started out, I figured that if I was very low-key and nobody
really knew who I was, that would help. Now I’m not so sure,
because throughout my backgammon career, which spanned fif-
teen to twenty years, people wanted to play the good players. The
more tournaments you won—and I had a string where I won a lot
of tournaments back in the ’70s and ’80s—the more they wanted
to play you.
I came out to California and won a tournament. Suddenly, I
was a celebrity. I got a call from [Hugh] Hefner’s people. “Do you
want to come over and play some backgammon, stay at the Play-
boy Mansion?” It was great. I was twenty-five years old and I was
at the mansion for two weeks playing Hef. We’d play for twenty-
five dollars a point. He’d be in his pajamas. Hef would finish his
business and then we’d play backgammon. It would be two or
four o’clock in the morning. Finally I’d say, “Hef, I can’t stay up
anymore.” It didn’t matter to him because it was twenty-five dol-
lars a point. If I won three hundred points, no big deal. To me it
was a lot of money. He didn’t want me to leave; he’d play for two
weeks straight if he could. I’d get up in the morning and go out
to the Jacuzzi and there would be all these bunnies and actresses.
It was very social. There were butlers and valets. Anything you
wanted to eat or whatever. I was almost part of the staff.
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There was an older woman who was very wealthy. One night we
played, and at one point I must have been up a couple hundred
thousand. One of the things you learn as a gambler is that you
have to look at the person you’re playing and make a judgment.
What does that person expect to lose? You don’t want to beat them
for more than they expect to lose. If it’s too much, you have to lose
it back until you get to a level where they’re willing to pay. Part
of playing is, you have to get paid. I remember, I was up maybe
30,000 points. My girlfriend at the time was sitting next to me and
she couldn’t believe it. She had never seen action like this.
We played into the night and the woman won and won and
we wound up within a few points of even. It didn’t bother me, be-
cause I knew she would play the following week. We both got up
from the table and my girlfriend said, “That’s all? I want more.”
So we looked at each other and sat back down. She ended up writ-
ing me a check for three or five thousand. It didn’t really matter
what I won, because all she was going to pay was what she was
comfortable paying.
I wasn’t cheated [to a great degree]. But yes, there was cheating
going on.
In what way?
How could you not want the information? You’re right; some of
them are pretty stupid.
Gradually I shifted my interest from backgammon to sports
betting. One of my bridge partners was a sports bettor at a time
when they thought nobody could beat sports. All the bookmak-
ers would laugh, but he knew what he was doing. He would bet
on Saturday, twenty or thirty games. He’d bet a couple of games
for me and I’d root with him. I started developing an interest in
sports betting. In time it overshadowed backgammon. I loved
playing backgammon and winning the money, but sports betting
had unlimited potential; there was no competition.
The bookmakers got a line from some other bookmaker. There
were different lines in different parts of the country. Nobody re-
ally knew what the line should be. There wasn’t a lot of research.
Most people who bet lost.
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Back then, would Las Vegas sports books let you bet all you
wanted?
Ian and I were around at the same time and we developed a lot
of the same tactics and discussed a lot. We were friends. I haven’t
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You were using them to count shoes for you and call you in?
Right. It was more for the lark and the comps. But I did it spo-
radically, maybe half a dozen times a year. Even betting $5,000 a
hand, you’re not talking about a huge edge.
For me it took two years to attain a level that kids today can get
to in a month. You get a bright kid with a computer, and with the
interchange of data and information, he can become a proficient
backgammon player in three to six months.
chalk — A horse favored to win. These horses offer the smallest odds.
In sports, “betting chalk” means betting the favorite.
And you were doing this just out of your head? No computers?
$250,000 on the other side. I’d bet right before post so nobody
knew I was on the other side. I would bet games where we had no
opinion, because we had to protect the bookmakers. I would also
do things just to frustrate the followers.
Wouldn’t the followers assume that the smart money isn’t going
to go down until late.
That wasn’t true. Sometimes I’d bet early in the week. It was really
an art. I used to monitor thirty lines around the country. Bookmak-
ers are smart. When the world has -7 and a bookmaker in Dallas
has Dallas -6.5, something is wrong there. He’s supposed to be
getting Dallas money and he’s got -6.5. He knows something. I
don’t have to know what he knows. I only have to know that he’s
got -6.5 when the rest of the world has -7. I know he thinks that
betting against Dallas is the right place to be. Now, if the computer
says that the game is supposed to be -6, I would elevate that into
a much bigger play [against Dallas]. If the game is supposed to be
-8 or -8.5, I don’t want to play. We bet so many games that we
didn’t need it. I was very good at that, “reading lines” it’s called.
I had a team of people who did it. I never called a single book-
maker. My guys would call me up and say, “Here are the lines.”
I had a big sheet and I’d say, “Read me the numbers.” I’d moni-
tor them every day. I knew where the linemakers were located. I
knew which ones were sharp. I knew which ones had the guts to
put up a line and stick with it awhile.
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I would think that all the computer teams out there have made
sports a lot more difficult to beat.
It goes against what you said earlier about how they should
want the information.
In the old days, a guy named Bob Martin was the linemaker. He
was a very bright man. He would make the line and the first thing
he would do was call his sharpest bettors and offer his line to
them. When I lived in New York, he would call me, through an
intermediary, to offer me his football line on Sunday afternoon.
Say he had Rams -7 and I took the Rams. Now he knew he should
move it [away from my direction]. On Monday morning when the
line opened around the country it would be Rams -8.5. He would
take a chunk [book a big wager], $10,000 or $20,000, just to get the
information.
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Would you say that casinos have the attitude that anything that’s
good for the player must be bad for them?
a guy who didn’t have a lot of money, and all of a sudden he had
$1.5 million. I said, “Why don’t we take down a million dollars,
split it up, and put it in the bank so you’ll have some money?”
Then the market got competitive. By the mid-’80s we’d lost our
edge.
Well, there are a lot of gray areas. Can I call London and have a
friend of mine place a bet? Or call Ladbrokes in London and place
a bet myself from California? It doesn’t seem like that should be
illegal. The bet is taking place in London.
You have to know the people behind the casinos and know that
it’s okay. Yes, there are some bad people in the industry.
It also seems that many people get an edge and make a lot of
money, but then throw it away at some other form of gambling
where they have no edge.
So it seems like you approach all business with the same kind
of thinking: Find an edge and exploit it, whether it’s real estate
or blackjack.
Now I work out. I do a lot of physical stuff. I’ve been weight lift-
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ing for about seven years. I play tennis five times a week. I’m
a good tennis player and we’ve put together a team to play in
the Phoenix League, which is an over-fifty league, for the world
championships in Palm Springs.
Forget the money. How about the action? Do you miss that
pump that you get from the action?
Do you remember what the biggest bet you ever made was?
The biggest bet I’ve made was in real estate. I put eighty percent
of my bankroll in. The biggest bet I ever made at sports for myself
was about $400,000. It was probably ’84. Bo Jackson played for
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could you bet that amount of money?” I said, “I couldn’t help it.”
The opportunity was there. I knew I had the right side. We made
Michigan a reasonable favorite. The public was all against it, so I
knew we were going to get paid. The bookmakers were making a
fortune. If we lost, it didn’t make a difference financially. What’s
the difference? A zero here, a zero there.
When you said you bet eighty percent of your bankroll on real
estate, how did you know that was okay to do?
I didn’t. I read about all these people who were buying from Reso-
lution Trust. All the smartest people who were in the stock market
were getting out and going into real estate. It was the asset of the ’90s.
The stock market was terrific in the ’90s also, but real estate is riskless,
because you’re buying an asset that’s undervalued with income.
Are there particular concepts from gambling that you think ap-
ply to life in general, concepts that you think are important for
young people to learn?
For me, learning to lose was the most important thing in gam-
bling. Everybody is great when they’re winning. They perform
well. They play well. In blackjack you play your hands perfectly
whether you’re winning or losing. It’s only, “What’s the count?”
It’s only, “What’s the appropriate bet?” Nothing else. That has
got to apply to all of life. It never affects me. If you’re winning
$10,000 or losing $10,000, it shouldn’t make any difference. When
you start to feel that you need the rush, then you’re gambling.
You asked that question before: Do I miss the rush? No, because
I never played for the rush. Yes, it was a lot of fun winning large
amounts of money. But it was just an exercise in money manage-
ment and control.
When I was growing up, though my parents fought me all
the way, I had this sense that I wanted to be a gambler. I was go-
ing to be Maverick. I think children should have a dream. They
should try to find out what they like and pursue that dream. I
loved sports. I loved gambling. I loved numbers and probabilities.
What is the real measure of success in life? I think it’s happiness,
as opposed to financial success or owning a nice home.
I think the job of a parent is to expose the children to experi-
ences and let them make choices. I bet on my daughter’s volley-
ball games with her. Just to give her the concept of value. She’s on
varsity and they were playing a junior-varsity team. I said, “Let’s
make a line. The game gets played to fifteen. We’ll make the var-
sity a ten-point favorite. Who do you like?” She said, “I’m var-
sity; we’re going to win.” I said, “All right. I’ll take the JV plus 10
for one dollar.” The varsity won all three games, but they didn’t
cover the spread. So she got an idea of value.
Let’s say one of the kids that you’re a Big Brother to is getting
out of high school. He comes to you and says, “I want to be a
professional gambler. What should I do?” What would you tell
him?
step back and get an overall view. I’d hate to be a poker player for
twenty or thirty years, sitting and playing poker all the time in
dusty cloudy casinos. There’s got to be more. Try sports, try com-
modities, try options, real estate.
Probably the thing that I promoted most to the gamblers
I nurtured was to save and invest money. A lot of these people
don’t realize that as they get older, they’re going to lose their tal-
ent. They’re going to lose their edge. You don’t know how long
it’s going to last. I used to discuss this with my friend Kyle: How
are we going to recognize when we don’t have an edge anymore?
That’s very important.
I would also tell a young gambler to study. Get all the data,
get all the information, absorb it all. Be relentless in information
gathering. You may not be able to get the answer, but why not
have all the information? Maybe six months from now a light
will go off in your head and you’ll say, “I read that somewhere. I
know this answer.”
The more you know, the more you can take advantage of.
loyal to their spouses are good partners. The point is, if you’re
working with someone who is betraying his wife, why wouldn’t
he betray you?
I think you have to find the right people. You sense these things.
You do find them in the business world. How do you know which
bookmakers to bet with? What we tried to do was put people be-
tween us. We had agents. We paid the agents very well to find
the bookmakers and guarantee them. The agents made a lot of
money, but they stood as a guarantee. You had to know that they
would do that.
Gambling is a tough business. You have to have a lot of dis-
cipline. Most young gamblers I see just don’t have the discipline.
First of all, they have to go broke. If they haven’t gone broke once,
you don’t even want to bet on them yet, because they haven’t
had that experience. The best businessmen are people who make
things clear in the beginning. What is our deal? What happens
if? What happens if something comes up that neither one of us
thought of? Gambling can be a stepping stone to other areas. I
don’t think you can say to yourself, “I’m a poker player and that’s
it.” You have to go on.
No. I can’t bet legally in California, and if I can’t bet, I’d rather
watch my daughter play volleyball. I always looked at games as a
tree. You climb the tree and you get to the highest branch you can
possibly get to. When you’re there you climb down and go on to
another tree. You go on to the next adventure in life.
Tomchin Notes
chouettes are said to require a $40,000 cash buy-in), but they have
two things in common with their forebears: They still dress like
they make their livings returning soda bottles for the deposit, and
they’re unquestionably among the best players in the world.
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Non-professional, as a kid.
From five years old on, all I ever wanted to do was play games.
And I was always the best.
Twenty-four.
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Yep.
No.
Right.
Didn’t you think you should try playing at home to see if you
even liked it?
I knew that all I liked doing was playing cards. And poker is the
only card game where you can gamble for large amounts of mon-
ey.
I was thinking about this the other night and laughing. I went to
the Stardust and began talking to a blackjack dealer. I was pretty
intimidated, sitting there and getting acclimated to the environ-
ment, and he said, “Blackjack is so simple. I can teach you. On my
break let’s go back to your room.”
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On his break.
And he just went back down and started dealing cards again?
Right.
That’s amazing.
You’d been in town five minutes. I’m sure you could have had
the guy fired immediately.
Do you remember the first time you went to the poker table in
Vegas?
A whole blackjack career comes before that. I just got lucky enough
to get involved with blackjack players.
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Mid-’70s.
Right.
Did he give you a book? Or did he just teach you from scratch?
Just from scratch. I met the other members of his blackjack team
and learned the concepts of team play and standard deviation1
and fluctuation.2 I seemed to absorb this type of information. Even
though I don’t have a mathematical background, Peter, who’s a
mathematical genius, says I have an intuitive ability to under-
stand what’s correct without being able to do the computations
myself. I know the right questions to ask and the right person to
ask them of.
1
For this and subsequent numeric references 2-4, see “Hulbert Notes” at the
end of this chapter.
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That’s a very important skill. Was this a slow process? Or was it,
“Man, I want to learn this; give me everything you’ve got”?
Yes. And when we asked him, the Texan thought he was a base-
ball player. I lost the bet. This was one of the world’s greatest card
counters. He always knew what should be bet at what count—the
exact amount down to the quarter chip. One time, when we were
in Great Britain, he was afraid of becoming seasick, so he thought,
I’ll just take the train to the mainland. He had no idea that Great
Britain was an island and you couldn’t get to the continent by
train. [This was before the Chunnel connection.]
So, you were still dealing blackjack at the Union Plaza while
studying counting?
Peter was ready to travel to Europe, but that was also when Re-
sorts International first opened in Atlantic City3 [in 1979]. Up until
then I’d played only a short amount of time for very small stakes.
Peter was going to team up with Ken Uston. Ken’s and Peter’s life
philosophies were so different that there was no chance these two
people would ever get along outside the specific need of the time,
which was to put a bankroll together. But Ken needed a bankroll.
His group didn’t have any money.
They did, but not enough because they wanted to flat-bet the
maximum.
OK, so Ken and Peter get together, and Peter says, “I have this
girl who can play.” And Ken said …
me on the side. He was really sweet to me, but Ken was very much
against it. It wasn’t just me, it was the idea of any woman being
capable of playing blackjack.
Ken used me as “the bimbo.” Just occupying a seat was worth a lot
of money, because when Resorts opened their doors in the morn-
ing, people actually stampeded one another. I remember Ken was
taken by security into a back room after he ran somebody over
trying to get to a seat. Within ten minutes of Resorts being open,
every single seat was taken. I had great value just sitting there so
he could bet on my empty spot. I had no decisions to make. I was
the bimbo.
Were you paid for that? Or did you just have the “honor” of sit-
ting there with Ken Uston?
Wow.
Poor guy. So you went to Europe with Peter and the Czechs?
Right. The first trip, I remember being in Holland, and I was still
being paid just to occupy a seat. Now everybody was starting to
have money, and they figured there was no reason to allow me
investment rights when they didn’t particularly need me at this
point. Of course, the chauvinistic aspects of it cannot be down-
played. I actually became such a point of contention that it broke
up the group. This was disastrous for Peter, because he was intro-
ducing the Czechs to all these casinos.
Maybe I’ve forgotten the way the world was twenty years ago,
but it’s amazing to me that they wouldn’t even test you to see if
you knew how to play.
The world was amazing twenty years ago. I do have to give Pe-
ter a lot of credit for standing up for me even though we were
in a personal relationship. Now we went back to Europe and we
hooked up with Alan Woods and some others.
When we came back from that first European trip, that’s when I
started playing. It was in Vegas.
Right.
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How did they pick you off so quickly? I would have thought like
Peter: A woman in Vegas playing against four decks? They’ll
never figure this out.
Very quickly.
sky — Casino surveillance. Also known as the “eye” or the “eye in the
sky.”
There was one situation at the Hilton where I had been barred. I
guess I didn’t keep very careful track of which shift I was barred
on, because I was being barred so frequently. A situation occurred
where I was meekly sitting there pushing out my quarter chip. I’d
only been at the table five minutes when a pit boss came by and
said, “Deal past that girl.” I felt like Marlo Thomas. “That Girl.”
The attention it brings from the other players is amazing. They’re
like, “What did she do? She’s just sitting there.” Then I looked at
the bosses and I realized I was on the same shift I’d gotten barred
the day before. That’s when two security guards grabbed my
shoulders and I went for a scuttling ride across the casino floor.
They took my head, stuck it in the crap table and said, “Why don’t
you play some craps with that cheating money of yours? How
about some roulette? But don’t you ever, ever, come in this casino
and play blackjack again.” And then they just picked me up by
the shoulders and dragged me out. I was literally pushed out the
front door. Women don’t like going through that type of thing.
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Trespassing.
What was that about? They’d barred you and you went back in,
so they had the right to arrest you?
You went back to Europe and now you were a real player.
I always felt like we were slightly behind the big money. The
Czechoslovakians had gone through Spain just burning every
casino. Our group was using Peter’s strategy of gingerly hit-
ting them. If you take a big score, move on the next day. But the
Czechoslovakians’ approach was, “We don’t care. We’re never
coming back here again. Just burn it to the ground.” So we were
always following the trail of the Czechoslovakians. While we were
in Europe, they were making a big score as the Samurai Seven, as
we called them, in Macau. So we went in their Samurai wake. We
were always right behind their tracks.
Months and months. The only time I ever got to stay put was in
Salzburg for a few months and in Berlin for several months.
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Yeah, I made a lot of money. I did bottom out at one time after we
broke a bankroll.
My God!
That was a rock-bottom time for me. I went from $70,000 to broke,
zero.
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I got that back, but it took six months, because Barclay’s had to
do their own investigation into whether this was set up. How do
you explain to a British bank that, oh, I just happened to have
$70,000 in my purse. It sounded so hokey. They did pay it off, but
told me never to buy Barclay’s traveler’s checks again. I’ve never
been able to buy a traveler’s check since then, because I have that
record of having that amount of money stolen from me.
Is this just part of the business? Were you ripped off other times?
I’ve never known anyone ripped off more than me. Which is why
the Czechoslovakians had a good point. They didn’t want to have
a young woman on their blackjack team, because she had to carry
large amounts of money and she might fall prey to anybody who
wanted to rob her. She’d be an easy mark. I’ve been robbed sev-
eral times. Nothing compared to the Spanish monstrosity.
Ever at gunpoint?
saw two guys coming right at me and I knew what was going
down. I took my purse and flung it, and then I saw the guns. They
said, “Get back in your car.” I just kept walking. It’s not like I was
reasoning, a) I can get back in the car, or b) I can keep walking. It
was just instinct that said, If you’re going to get shot, you want to
get shot right now. You do not want to get back in your car. They
went after the purse. That was a scary one.
I’m not eager to go to Spanish-speaking countries, because it
seems like every time I did I was robbed. In the Dominican Re-
public I had everything stolen at the airport. I was waiting for
my baggage to come out, and waiting, and waiting. Well, I finally
got the picture. I had no baggage. I think I’ve been robbed a total
of five times. I once thought about writing a pamphlet, “How to
Cope with Loss.”
Let’s get back to Europe after you had your money stolen.
How many days a week were you playing? How many hours a
day?
Your whole life was traveling and playing blackjack seven days
a week? There was no sightseeing or recreation?
No.
terrible feeling in the world to be lying there and feel bugs crawl-
ing on you.
But then you also lived the good life of the big player. What is it
like to be treated like a high roller?
You hit on something I want to talk about. You said you never
played blackjack without a team. A lot of people have talked
about the importance of being part of a team. Poker, on the oth-
er hand, is a very solitary game. What are your feelings about
that—being on your own as opposed to being part of a team?
I’ve done team play with poker. I don’t mean going out and cheat-
ing together. But pooling our resources. It was an experiment. We
tried it and it was a gigantic flopperoonie. I would never play
blackjack on my own. The fluctuations are just devastating. The
fluctuations in poker are much less.
I guess not, because I never think about it. But poker is very soli-
tary. I’ve certainly made the differentiation between the suffer-
ing. I’ve felt pain in taking blackjack losses, but because it’s so
mathematically rote, there aren’t any mistakes. In blackjack I was
used to falling back on a mathematical formula. You always come
away saying, I did the best I could. I knew what the proper plays
were. I made them. I lost. So there wasn’t the pain of thinking, I’ve
made an error.
In poker, you always come out of a session saying, I think I
made an error. You start analyzing every hand you played. It
turns into a different kind of pain when you lose. It gnaws at you.
In poker there isn’t a mathematical formula. So if you’re the type
of person who doesn’t recover from errors quickly, you have a big
lesson to learn [how to recover quickly] before you get any better.
There are so many stumbling blocks.
In going from being a hotshot blackjack player to the world
of poker, I had to face emotional deficiencies in my personality. I
had to realize that if I didn’t overcome them, I would never be a
winning player. It took me years to become a winning player.
Really? Years?
I’ve kept records for every single day I’ve played poker for twelve
years.
How long did it actually take before you were a winning player?
Three years.
You didn’t give up? That’s amazing fortitude. After one year,
after two years, not to say, I’m not cut out for this.
After blackjack, you played slot machines. How did that come
about?
Slot machines were the grimiest, dirtiest, hardest work I’ve ever
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done. It’s the lowest form of gambling you can do. I can’t take
credit for any of this. Someone else introduced me to it. In gam-
bling, certain situations arise and die very quickly. You have to
take advantage of a situation when it’s ripe, because it’s not going
to last. At that point there was money to be made in slots. Even
though it meant getting my hands dirty, staying up for twenty-
four hours at a time, stretching myself out, having problems with
the IRS, and being forced to trust other people who were probably
stealing left and right. I decided at that point in time to work re-
ally hard again. I’d worked hard playing blackjack going through
Europe. Then I took a vacation. When my vacation was over it
was time to make money again. I had someone instruct me on the
proper machines to play. We had a team of slot players. Eventual-
ly, I formed my own geriatric slot team, which was really funny.
These were little old ladies on Social Security you hired to pull
the slot handle?
Surely not the profile. Most people don’t realize you can actu-
ally make money playing slot machines.
So you had these little old men and ladies that you hired to pull
the handle …
They were like, what do you call those things? Weebils? Weebils
wobble, but they don’t fall down. You know how old people go
from side to side? I was always helping them, “You can make it
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You would think that the casino would love to have you.
I know, because they can only make more money, and more mon-
ey, and more money. I guess if I had to play devil’s advocate I’d
say their reasoning was, if the jackpot was going to be hit, they
wanted it to be hit by someone who would spend that jackpot in
the same casino. If it was hit by a professional slot player—in my
case, for example—it was going to be spent at Nordstrom’s.
That was pretty short-lived. But it was brutal because if you
had a bank of eighteen machines, and I had two of my geriatrics
on it, I was afraid they were going to die before the jackpot was
hit. It was just nerve-racking. The last thing I ever wanted to do
was leave a machine before that jackpot was hit. But sometimes
the jackpot wouldn’t hit for forty hours. You’d have to exchange
players, and worry about whether there had been any cheating
done by the casino. It was an expensive venture. Then dealing
with the IRS, and the paperwork—it was a nightmare. There are
lots of people who still do it.
No, it was all three-reel mechanical slots. Once they brought elec-
tronics into it, I no longer trusted the situation. I was into a new
venue by then. I was tired of having black hands.
Right, and they watched their life savings being emptied into a
slot machine. It has to be the lowest form of gambling. It was so
much stress and so much hard work, only to meet up with the IRS
at the end of the tunnel.
Was the money worth it? What kind of money could you make
playing slot machines?
If I was doing it, I must have thought the money was worth it.
That’s not a bad living. There are a lot of people reading this
book who I think would be ready to pack their bags and move to
Las Vegas and start playing slot machines—dirty hands and all.
While you were playing the slots you were living in Vegas and
started playing poker?
Yes. The type of poker I was playing was completely social pok-
er. It was more for amusement’s sake, because the stakes, even
though they were high for poker, were so low compared to what
I’d been risking at blackjack.
I had just gotten back from my slot play and I had this curiosity
about anyone in the games world who was known as “The Best.”
I was playing recreationally at Caesars Palace at the time, and that’s
where he played. His guru-like manner fascinated me, and he was
going to speak at the Hilton on 7-card stud. I went with a friend.
We call what happened the “world’s greatest gambling renege.”
We were sitting there before the lecture began, and I was try-
ing to coax my friend into asking out a girl he’d liked for over a
year. He said, “You don’t understand what it’s like for me to ask
somebody out. It would be like you asking Dave Heyden out in
front of these four hundred people.” And I said, “If I ask Dave
Heyden out in front of all these people, will you ask Lily out?”
Cut to the Q-and-A period after the lecture. Even though I have a
lot of fearlessness, I was becoming paralyzed at the idea of actu-
ally doing it.
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I thought, how ridiculous that I’m even thinking this. But I felt
like I’d been dared, and I hate to turn down any dare. I remember
putting my hand up a tiny little bit and immediately David said,
“The young woman in the back of the room.” I stood up, and I
remember my legs shaking, and I called him Mr. Heyden. I said,
“Could you give me the exact odds on my chances of getting a
date with you?” The whole room cracked up. This was on video
and when we saw it later it was like there was an immediate con-
nection. Even though he’s blind as a bat and couldn’t see me in
the back of the room, his whole demeanor changed. It makes you
believe in a psychic connection. There were hands up all over the
room and he called on me. A week later we were living together.
But you had records to show how much you were losing per hour.
Yes, but I sure was having fun. You know, “I lost $10,000 today
but had lots of fun—it was a four-star fun day!” All of a sudden
I had the great fortune of being with the world’s greatest poker
teacher.
Not very quickly. You can teach someone how to play a particular
hand, but it’s like chess—there are so many variations of the same
situation that can occur and so many levels of judgment that need
to be plugged in. I had another big stumbling block. I was having
confrontations with other players at the table. Blackjack was just
me against the house. I remember always being very stoic during a
loss. But at poker, my opponents had personalities. And the person-
alities ranged from racist scumbag to snake-like vermin. I was used
to being in a world where integrity was valued, and now I was in a
world where I don’t think the players could define the word.
What was that like, going from blackjack, where people are very
honest and scrupulous, to this world of …
how the other players treated the dealers. I was having monu-
mental problems with people’s stupidity in blaming any situation
that occurred at the table on the dealer. They would say horrible
things like, “I hope your mother gets shot on the freeway tonight
in a drive-by.” Or, “Why don’t you go back to the rice paddies
where you belong?” There are many Asian dealers. Just disgust-
ing filthy things.
I always confronted the situation as if something I could say
would make a difference. It took away from my poker. I was al-
ways getting into arguments with other people. It was a social
cause. I was always patting myself on the back saying it’s because
I’m such a good person that I’m having these problems.
I took private lessons from Rick Greider, and he said, “You’d
better take a different look at why you’re having these problems.
Do you really think you’ll ever make a difference when you con-
front somebody with their own racial bias?” When I answered no,
he asked why I kept doing it. He said the best thing I could do
would be to approach the dealer away from the table afterward
and say, “We’re not all like that.” I just felt that if you heard some-
one make a racial remark it was your duty, if things were ever go-
ing to get changed in this world, to stop that person and indicate
that this is not acceptable. But I couldn’t do that and keep my con-
centration and focus on poker. I had to make a giant compromise.
Now, unless the remark is really nauseating, I try to keep myself
calm, because I don’t have the ability to do both.
That was only one hurdle I had to get over. It was just hurdle
after hurdle after hurdle. Some I didn’t even see myself approach-
ing. God, I just made it over that hurdle and now look what I
have to do. I had to face becoming manic when I lost. It was so
different from the way anyone else lost. I’d lose, and I’d get fun-
nier, more entertaining; it was a coping mechanism for me. It was
manic behavior, and I couldn’t concentrate. So I lost for a long
time, because I couldn’t control my mania at the table.
Was there ever an epiphany? Did you wake up one day and say,
“I’m a winning player”?
The epiphany came right after my private lessons with Rick Greider.
Really? You could lose for a year? Poker players play a lot of hours.
Right, maybe 1,500 hours a year. David Heyden and Jeff Sandow
are the two best 7-card stud players I know. Late in their careers,
after twenty years, they each had losing years, which I find just
incredible. According to an expert I rely on, the cards may not
break even throughout a lifetime. Certainly twenty years may not
be enough. If people really understood what fluctuation means
in poker, probably no one would play it. That’s why you have to
hope you get lucky. If you take two people of equal skill level, one
could get a good variation and the other a bad one. At the end of
the year, one could be a losing player and one could win $100,000.
Facing that fact is scary.
Type of game played, how long I played, result, and any situa-
tion that occurred that I think may be unusual. Like, if I thought
someone was cheating.
Those are separate records I keep. But now, after doing this for
ten years, I have a PMS chart. I discovered that my results were
very shaky for four days every month. I said “Damn! Why didn’t
I realize this ten years ago?”
That’s fascinating.
It’s not fascinating, it’s infuriating. I’m not saying this is true for
all women. I just have to recognize it’s true for me. And being
a feminist, I don’t want to say now we can never have a female
president. You could never have me as a woman president, be-
cause I’d blow something up.
What about cheating? Have you run into cheating either at pok-
er or blackjack, or slots for that matter?
poker always told me that the reason you have a stop-loss is that
if you’re being cheated, they won’t get all your money in one shot.
They’ll have to do it over a series of sit-downs with you. This was
really great advice.
You’re being cheated and you’re able to overcome it? You must
be mega-talented. Did you have trouble stepping up in stakes,
then going back down?
It was so much fun playing with players like Danny Robeson and
Eric Drache.
So you were serious when you said you’d lose $10,000 in a day?
when I decided I needed to take this seriously. I’d lost over half
my bankroll just screwing around. I swallowed my pride, sat at the
lower limits, and proved myself the way a rational person would.
I went down to $15-$30. I think that was at Rick Greider’s sugges-
tion. It’s just common sense. You prove yourself at one limit, then
move up. I kept moving up until I was back into the $75-$150.
At the poker table, it’s important to be the controlling force.
It’s very hard for a woman to do, but I always had this capabil-
ity. Because of my personality, I’m able to accomplish it where I
don’t think other women can. I could always be the controlling
force—until I hit the $75-$150. Then I was just another person at
the table waiting for good cards.
Was that because the level of the other players was so much
better?
Even really terrible players at that level still had the savvy to bet
marginal hands on the end, which means there were bets I was
having to pay off that I didn’t have to pay off at the middle lim-
its. People, even when they’re bad, are usually aggressive at the
higher limits. You’d rather be with someone passive.
You just have to give up all ego, which is another reason I’ve
stayed in action while other people of equal skill level are on the
rails now. They can’t get over themselves. Of course, the first time
others see me drop down limits, there’s going to be whispering,
gossiping, full of happiness that I’ve failed. That’s upsetting for
a couple of days, then who cares? I’m still in action and they’re
on the rail. In the poker world, like in many worlds, people feel
personal success watching someone else’s failure. It makes them
feel good.
on the rails — Broke. Refers to players with no money who lean on the
rails around the poker room and watch the games. They’re also called
“rail birds.”
So when you got to the $75-$150 level, you couldn’t control the
game any longer?
Right.
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I’ve finally gotten it back. But now, because of where I’m staying,
it has sort of disintegrated.
That’s the nature of the poker world, isn’t it? This year it’s here
and next year it’s somewhere else?
Oh no, $40-$80.
From whom?
I don’t know about the vice versa. I can only comment on the
many tournament winners who go into a ring game and are a
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complete joke. They lose all their tournament winnings there. The
vice versa, I don’t have the information to discern if that’s true
or not. There are certain skills, but they’re pretty easy to adapt to
tournament play: mainly to scrunch up and become really tight
in the beginning hours and then just wait, wait, wait. Plus, you
have to have a huge amount of stamina to play tournaments. My
thought processes break down after about six-and-a-half hours.
At the end of a tournament I’m always more weary than I want to
be. I’ve played tournaments, and being at the final table is an in-
credible adrenaline rush. I think that’s what keeps them so popu-
lar. There’s a lot of recognition.
I did that recently and I enjoyed myself. But it’s quite a zoo at-
mosphere and I like familiarity when I play. Whenever you go
to a new casino there’s a whole period of adapting to its rules, its
floormen. I like the special attention I get by going to the same
place every day, being a big fish in a small pond.
them. I won’t kennel them, and they’re not willing to travel with
me, or so they tell me.
Middle Eastern, and I would think there are a lot of Asian play-
ers in California, as well.
A lot of Asians, too. But it’s particularly the Middle Eastern male
personality type that I can extract the most money from. You take
someone who grew up in a culture where women still have to
walk behind their men. Women have to wear veils. They can’t
drive. In the Arab world they can be killed if they fall victim to
rape. It’s a really grotesque situation. But you take that male’s
mindset, bring him to America where, “This woman is supposed
to be walking behind me, and now she’s check-raising me!” They
have volatile temperaments too, and you put that combination to-
gether and they’re almost incapable of folding in situations where
it’s obvious that they should.
I’ve always remarked that most women don’t gravitate to it. It’s a
very hostile world. There are a lot of reasons more women don’t
play poker. First of all, I think women equate chips with money.
When I put four hundred dollars into the pot in one round, it’s an
investment to me and I expect a certain return on it. Other women
put in four hundred dollars and think, that could buy something
new—maybe a washer-dryer. They don’t have the ability to sepa-
rate the two. We’re a more protective gender. We want to keep
things.
Also, to be really good, you can’t have compassion at the ta-
ble. Or if you do, you have to stifle it. There was a player who had
thirty dollars in chips in front of him. He was sitting next to me
and shaking his head and he said, “My wife is going to leave me.
She said that if I came out to the casino today, she was going to
leave me. I’ve got a two-year-old child. I can’t even buy groceries.
This is all the money I have left.” I thought, this is going to make
it harder taking that last thirty dollars. But if it’s not me, it’s going
to be somebody else.
That was another thing I had to overcome when I was first
playing: feeling sorry for people. There is no room. There isn’t
enough earn-per-hour to have sympathy for anyone you’re play-
ing with. I have problems playing with my friends. It’s another
hurdle I have to go over. And it’s the opposite of what you think:
I can’t stand to lose to my friends.
I cannot bear it! There’s nothing that infuses me with anger more
quickly than to have a friend win money from me. I have to walk
away from the table to calm down, to shed those feelings. My
friends are very forgiving, which I don’t think I would be in re-
turn. I’m always calling them that night saying I’m sorry I said
such and such.
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As far as gamblers in general, who are the people that stick out
in your mind as the best of the best?
He’s a genius. He can talk people into calling when he wants them
to. He can talk people out of calling when he doesn’t want them
to. It’s just innate genius the way he controls the whole table. They
call him “The Weaver,” because he interweaves everybody’s per-
sonalities. There is no one better. I’d love to get inside his brain.
Even David says that Danny is the best 7-card stud player.
I admire people who can balance taking a risk with staying in
control. It’s fascinating that this guy Archie Karas won millions,
but he always ends up a railbird. [The story of Archie Karas’ phe-
nomenal winning streak is detailed in the Chip Reese interview.]
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Stu Ungar [see “Walters Notes”] was the same way. He was fear-
less. If you bring fearlessness to the poker table, it’s pretty hard to
deal with. It’s hard to overcome an opponent who has no fear of
losing. But there has to be some limit to it. There has to be some-
thing to control it. It’s a balancing act at all times.
I admire the player with the fewest leaks; someone who ap-
proaches the game from a professional standpoint. That’s why I
admire David Heyden. Nobody approaches the game more pro-
fessionally. He physically readies himself through meditation and
exercise, as if he’s going into battle. He’s one of the few players
that you can’t call in the middle of the night and say, “Hey, there’s
a great game that just came up.” He doesn’t run into a game with-
out physical and mental preparation.
Read, watch movies, pet the dogs, shop. I spend a lot of money in
the service industries. It takes a lot of time to get to the masseuse,
the hairdresser, the manicurist, the chiropractor, the psychiatrist.
That’s what I’m doing with my time off, spending money. You
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Do you think that men can work [take advantage of] women
players, the way women work some men?
I’ve only met one man, and this was a long time ago, that had the
capability of doing that. He was a pimp. I remember going away
thinking, I fell victim to him because he knew what I wanted to
hear. Isn’t that interesting that he had that ability and that I was
led astray in a poker game by him? I’ve never had anyone else try.
Sometimes people hit on a weakness by accident. Anything that
can upset you at the poker table I consider a weakness. Nothing
anyone has ever said about me being female at the poker table has
even dented me.
talking about being a professional poker player and said, “I’m just
looking at all of you as suckers.” Then another guy responded,
“… You’re really looking at a reflection of yourself. You are the
real compulsive character here, because you continue to do this
for a living.”
Oh yes. It’s like I sleep with David Sklansky—his book that is.
He’s the greatest theorist there is. [David Sklansky is the author of
some of the best known and respected books about poker, includ-
ing The Theory of Poker, and Hold ’Em Poker For Advanced Players,
with Mason Malmuth.] Mike Caro is a good writer. He comes up
with original ways of looking at the game. For instance, I once
asked him, “Do you think one color flush is more intimidating
than another color flush? That is, if I have ace, king, queen of
spades on the board, do you think an opponent is more likely to
fold than if I have diamonds, because they’re not as intimidating
to look at?” He said he’d thought of that. [Mike Caro is known as
“The Mad Genius of Poker.” He has written The Book of Tells, Caro
on Gambling, and many other books on poker.]
Do you have any rules about when you quit for the day? Like
if you’ve lost a certain number of hands?
David Heyden told me you have to make all your decisions before
you sit down at the table. So you don’t have to decide under emo-
tional duress to keep playing or not. I use a stop-loss.
Yes, if I’m winning I’ll sit there until I fall out of the chair.
some writing in the morning. I don’t take phone calls. I don’t so-
cialize. I don’t plan any social event afterward. I don’t want any
time restrictions. I want my mind to stay as peaceful and rest-
ful as possible. I go to bed at exactly the same time every night
and get up at exactly the same time every morning. People don’t
equate this with a professional gambler, but my mind functions
more clearly when I behave this way. I don’t drink alcohol the
night before I’m going to play. And there are many mental things
I do in the morning. There’s a computer card game I play to see
what my retention level is. What my patience level is. What my
focus level is.
Incredibly hard.
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Even at low levels. I’m attempting to do it now and it’s very very
hard. There has to be innate talent. There are so many parts to
being a winning poker player that can’t be taught. At the lower
limits, the rake is so high that the best person in the world may
not be able to win. You have to be in the middle limits to have a
chance to survive the rake.
I own the Wilson Turbo Texas Hold ’Em, and Mike Caro’s Poker Pro.
Do I use them? Yes. Especially while I was learning hold ’em. I use
Mike Caro’s a lot.
These, and the books, have changed the game. But when it comes
down to it, if you put eight people at the table who have all read
and understood the books, all of the same intelligence, it will come
down to character.
Character?
You have to put your mistakes behind you quickly, because an-
other hand is being served up. People that hang onto the past
don’t have any future in this game. Who has the discipline? Who
has the emotional stability? Character, that’s the bottom line.
Hulbert Notes
Alan Woods
A big winner with a big bankroll, Alan Woods bets millions the
way the rest of us bet dollars. He made his first million shorting
the Hong Kong stock market in 1987. He lost it back the next year
shorting the Japanese market. In 1994, he picked up $8 million
from bets on World Cup soccer, betting more than $3 million on a
single game. This is a man who’s not afraid of risk.
In his gambling career, Alan has been a world-class bridge
player, a sports bettor, a globetrotting blackjack player, and a
market speculator. But it’s betting the horses that made him one
of the most successful gamblers in history. His two-story pent-
house atop one of Hong Kong’s most exclusive apartment build-
ings looks across the harbor to Kowloon, the New Territories, and
into China. Directly below is Happy Valley, one of Hong Kong’s
two racetracks, where Alan has won more than $150 million using
a sophisticated computer model to handicap the races.
Alan grew up in Murwillumbah, Australia, a small town on
the northeast coast of New South Wales. After a brief stint in the
actuarial department of a Melbourne insurance company, he faced
a major life decision. He had three options: He could make $5 an
hour as a professional bridge player, move to Sydney and go to
work on the newly opened futures exchange, or try to make it as
a professional blackjack player. Blackjack won out.
After five or six years of traveling the world as a card counter,
he and a teammate moved to Hong Kong to bet the horses. They
believed that a computer program designed to model horse rac-
ing would give them a big advantage. They were right.
The way Alan and his team play the horses doesn’t look at all
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You jump right in, don’t you? My first experiences were at age
seventeen or eighteen, while home on holidays from University. I
played a card game called solo with my parents and brother and
sister. It’s quite a good gambling game.
Yes, but very small money, although my sister would often cry if
she lost. This was five-cent stuff. If my sister lost playing poker or
solo, she would end up in tears.
Not really. I’d played chess prior to this, but on relatively few oc-
casions. I grew up in a country town, so I would never have heard
of bridge, for example. Now Monopoly I’d probably heard of, but
I didn’t play it much. Age seventeen was probably my introduc-
tion to games.
Was blackjack the first game you looked at and thought, “I can
make money at this”?
When you started playing poker and winning, did you go get
any books about how to play? Did you try to improve in any
way, or did you just figure you had the game beat?
By this time I was in Sydney and other places, but I don’t think I
was aware of how-to books about anything. If I went into a book-
store, I’d look at the fiction. But even if I had gone looking for
them, there probably wouldn’t have been anything worthwhile
there. A lot of the poker that we played was dealer’s choice, wild-
card rubbish. I used to play bingo with a couple of friends in a
beachside resort not far from where I lived. We usually won at
that—I think because most of the other players were so old and
senile they would miss the numbers. Despite the house rake of fif-
ty percent, these players were so dim-sighted or senile, we might
have actually had an advantage there.
I’d also gotten involved in horses by this time. For a brief pe-
riod I was semi-addicted to them, so I lost far more on them than
I should have. I don’t remember paying horses much attention
until one particular day. One of Australia’s top-class races was
on with two very good horses in it, champion horses. There was
a third horse that was a mudlark, and it was pissing down rain
and muddy.
Mudlark?
A mudlark likes to run in the mud; wet tracks. So I bet this one—in
many ways an unfortunate occurrence, because it won. It’s always
a bad thing, I think, when your first bet on the horses wins. I think
that applies to your first attempt at any gambling game, whether
you’re playing blackjack or slot machines. If you lose, you tend
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not to get addicted, whereas if you win, addiction can set in. I bet
the horses for two or three years after that without having much
idea what I was doing, virtually none. Until one day I lost a hun-
dred dollars and then I just quit. I probably didn’t have a single
bet on the horses worth remembering for fifteen years.
Yes.
Did you have a book? How did you know how to count?
The Canadian guys had a book, but I don’t remember ever seeing it.
They probably gave us a basic strategy table photocopied out of it.
So they told you that 2s through 6s are plus one, tens and aces
are minus one, and here is basic strategy … bet more when the
count is plus?
Yes.
You still hadn’t read a book? Did you know anything about
Kelly or proportional betting?
Yes. I’m sure I had Beat the Dealer by then. [Beat the Dealer, by
Edward O. Thorp, contained the first thorough presentation of
a mathematically based card-counting system and was respon-
sible for popularizing the technique, and the game of blackjack
in general.] Would I have been playing Hi-Opt 2 that long ago?
Probably yes. When I went to the States, I’m sure I was playing
Hi-Opt 2 [see “Hulbert Notes,” Chapter 6]. I think someone just
gave me the system.
I don’t know. I’ve got no memory of where I got it. But I’m sure I
was playing Hi-Opt 2 and side-counting aces, because that’s what
I was doing when I first ended up in the States. I would have
switched to playing the simple High-Low count maybe in late ’80
or ’81.
In December of 1979 I headed off to Vegas with the friend who
had originally done the calculations for the consulting actuaries.
So you won $16,000 and set off for Vegas. Was the plan to stay
there as long as you were making money or were you just going
for a set amount of time?
So while playing you would realize that there was another card
counter at your table. Then you would meet each other away
from the tables and strike up these friendships.
Yes.
No, Peter and Ken Uston had fallen out by that point in time. Us-
ton’s book was already out by then.
Out of a $100,000 bankroll I might have had twenty or twen-
ty-five thousand invested, and Peter probably had fifty or sixty
thousand. How much did we make in those two weeks? I guess
approximately $100,000.
Was there some point at which you thought, “Holy cow, I can
make a lot of money at this”? Or was that a slow process?
but we’re on a team with these guys Fred and Red, and we’d like
them to come too.” Cathy and Peter weren’t so keen on this idea.
Maybe they regarded [Jay and me] as better players.
Peter tested our blackjack play. We had to sit down as they
flicked cards, and we had to count them and play the right strat-
egy at the right count, and bet exactly the right amount. I think
I made many mistakes. My theory was that if I had it approxi-
mately right, it was okay.
Had you had any extended losing streaks up till then? It doesn’t
sound like you had.
The casinos there may have been semi-legal. They got closed
down a couple of years later. We were cheated in that first casino;
it was the main one in the middle of Jakarta. When I first met Tip
in the bathroom he told me they were cheating, but Peter had said,
“Don’t believe this guy. He’s the slimiest, lying, cheating son-of-a-
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bitch you’ll ever come across.” So I sat down and played anyway.
I’m really not sure that he knew at that point how they were cheat-
ing; I found out years later from a guy in Korea how they did it.
There were girls stationed next to the dealer. There was a flap
covering the front of the shoe, which had to be pushed up in order
to pull the next card out. When they pushed up the flap, they also
pushed up the next card so the girl could see it and tell them what
it was. Now they had a choice of pulling the known card down
into their hand or dealing it to you. If you’re hitting a twelve and
they’ve got a ten saved up there, they can bust your hand with it.
When you went to Asia, do you remember how much cash you
took with you? Were you worried about carrying large amounts
of cash?
That was my only one. No, actually I had another one in Manila
later, when I gave a guy I’d just met $20,000 to carry on the plane
with him. When we went to catch the plane, he’d left his baggage
at some other hotel along Rojas Boulevard.
Wait, you just gave some guy you’d never met $20,000 and asked
him to carry it on the plane?
No, that’s what went wrong. After I transferred the money to him
in the coffee shop, he put it under each sneaker. Then he told me he
had to go back to his hotel to get his luggage. At this point it’s go-
ing to take him fifteen minutes to get back to his hotel and get his
stuff, then another thirty minutes to get back to the airport. Sud-
denly, making the plane is going to be very close. Off he went.
I arrived at the airport and stalled until the last minute board-
ing the plane. Eventually they said, “You have to board.” We got
onto the plane. I waited, waited, getting more and more nervous.
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They shut the doors and we were still sitting there, about to start
taxiing, when suddenly they opened up the doors. He’d made it
at the very last minute.
It sounds like you were more worried about him missing the
flight than you were about him ripping you off.
The only possibility would be a guy named PM. In early ‘81, while
playing on bankrolls of mine, he lost $100,000. It didn’t occur to
me to distrust him at the time. I thought PM was honest, but later
on there was a story in Korea that involved another guy who’d
left money in a safe-deposit box that PM had access to. PM lifted
the money and disappeared. I don’t think he’s been heard from
since. He disappeared off the face of the blackjack-playing planet.
So there would be some question about whether PM was more
con man than blackjack player.
Of the three times I’m sure I was cheated, twice were in illegal ca-
sinos, one in Seoul and one in Sydney, and the third was that time
in Jakarta. In any of the legal casinos in the States, I think not. The
major casinos aren’t going to risk it.
As for losing money backing blackjack players, I guess if
you’re part of a team that you’re sure has all good and honest
players, then it’s okay. But if you start, as I did, backing all and
sundry … I guess people wouldn’t have a very successful record
doing that.
seven years prior. By this time, Winchester and I were both in the
Griffin Book, and maybe even Cathy, as well. Within a day or two
of playing there, they cut one deck or a deck and a half from the
front. I wasn’t planning to make any money out of this; I was do-
ing it for fun. I would bet two hands of two hundred off the top
and if the count went negative, I would cut down to ten dollars
for a hand and then jump it back up, forcing them to shuffle. I
was controlling when they shuffled. There were a couple of other
players at the table, one on either side of me. I told them that this
was not a good game. They should go to another table. They said,
“No no, we’re having too much fun watching this right here.”
So I’d just cut my bet to ten bucks and then increased it to a
hundred. The pit boss said, “Shuffle up.” The dealer either didn’t
hear him or ignored him and dealt me a ten. Now the pit boss
insisted that she shuffle and she said, “I’ve already given him a
card.” He said, “Never mind, shuffle up.” At that point, having
received a ten, I wanted to play out the hand, but the dealer took
it away. I went upstairs to the casino gaming commission, though
I’m not sure what they call it there. I complained to them and
I wanted them to hurry back downstairs to get statements from
witnesses, figuring that the casino might deny this. They weren’t
too interested. They had me fill out some form explaining exactly
what happened. I complained that they were wasting my time fill-
ing out the form when we should be going down and confirming
my story. I filled out the form and they wouldn’t come downstairs
with me, so after thirty or forty minutes I left feeling very pissed.
I went back to Hong Kong, where I was living, and didn’t
hear anything for six months. Then my wife got a check from the
casino for a hundred dollars. The reason the gaming commission
didn’t go to look is that they were watching my table on video.
They’d seen it happen. So they forced the casino to send me a
check for a hundred dollars.
My blackjack career ended in 1981. I did go to the MGM in
Vegas when it opened. I arranged a junket with a Chinese friend.
By the time I sat down at the table I’d been traveling for twenty-
four hours. I was very tired. I played for an hour and a half and I
was playing $5,000 to $15,000. I ended up winning $170,000, but I
guess I didn’t look like a normal gambler while this was happen-
ing. Given that I was very tired, I probably looked far too bored as
I was winning all that money. The total play I got in was less than
four hours and I won $212,000.
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Yes. I’d wired $400,000 to the casino. After the session was over I
withdrew the $400,000 in cash and got it in a brown paper bag. So
I’m walking through the casino with $400,000 in a brown paper bag
to deliver to a friend who was also a counter. In retrospect, given the
cameras they have everywhere, and given that my friend was so well
known as a blackjack player, it wasn’t a good thing to be doing.
Exactly. As I said, the Protestant work ethic was rearing its ugly
head.
Do you still have that today? You told me many years ago that
all you ever wanted was to have enough money not to work. But
the more money you got, the harder you seemed to work.
and slothful, but the times when I’m inclined to get depressed
are when I’m not doing the work that I should be doing. I have
things piling up, financial accounts I haven’t settled for years. I
just settled two or three months ago with one of my Chinese as-
sociates. I owed him $9.8 million, which had been accumulating
for four years.
That’s pretty amazing that this guy hasn’t been in any hurry to
collect $9.8 million that he’s been owed for four years.
Most of it doesn’t go back that far. Most of it has come in the last
year.
punter — A gambler.
calculate probabilities for each horse in the race. I’d average them
and bet the overlays.1
We went through some huge fluctuations there. We started
with a bankroll of NZ$20,000 to NZ$40,000. We won $50,000 and
then had the whole lot wiped out. At one point, around the mid-
dle of 1983, I had to go back to Australia for a month to get more
money. I went back to New Zealand and we took another huge
fluctuation, about $100,000 upwards, before most of it blew away
again. By early ’84, Winchester and I parted ways and we were
betting our own money.
How did it happen with Pitts? Did you approach him or is this
something that he had been working on already?
1
For this and numeric references 2 and 3, see “Woods Notes” at the end of this
chapter.
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In 1984 just Fred from the blackjack team and I came here.
Pitts and his partner were back working on the model in Ve-
gas?
Well, not working on the model. His partner was setting up the
database. They had girls in Vegas typing things in from yearbooks
that we sent them from over here. How much work Pitts did on
the model or modeling before he came here a year later I don’t
know. Probably only five or ten percent was done before he got
here in October ’85. After another year, he’d written a fair amount
of code. I’d found a way of winning on the horses that involved
selecting my favorite in the race and betting it if I thought it was
an overlay. My ratings wouldn’t win if I tried betting quinellas
and tierces and everything else. This method of just picking the
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Were you paper trading the computer model at the same time?
To test it?
We could run tests on back data. Paper trading? Not really. It’s
possible that we tried betting the computer stuff some days, and
found out that it didn’t do very well.
A mistake that both Pitts and I made back in those days was
building the model using samples that were too small. Pitts built
models partly in consultation with me on two or three hundred
races. They were just too small and too back-fitted. By the next
season, ’86-’87, we had probably run the bankroll down to five
percent of the $150,000, or less. Prior to this, Pitts had tried a cou-
ple of other ways of making money, like the Ziemba system.
Well, it was an arbitrage thing using the win tote in the States
to indicate advantageous bets in the show pool. Only, Ziemba’s
system was faulty. He’d used a straight mathematical formula to
work out the chance of running second and third given the horse’s
probability of winning. But reality is different. Favorites don’t run
second and third anywhere near as often as the straight mathe-
matical formula, which is called Harvel. Harvel was a mathemati-
cian who, I guess, first published a paper on this, although anyone
could work it out independently. It’s very simple.
tote (tote board) — The large racetrack scoreboard, which tells the bet-
tors all the necessary information about the next race and the previous
race. The name tote board came from the Totalisator Company, which
operated at most racetracks in North America.
that the favorites might finish second only half as often as they
won. In effect, you need to discount the straight mathematical for-
mula by eighty percent for finishing second, and about sixty-four
percent for finishing third.
Pitts eventually went back to Atlantic City and started a com-
puter team to play blackjack, which was very successful. They
might have won a couple of million or so.
How many years did it take before you started winning in Hong
Kong?
What was the state of your personal bankroll at that point? Did
you still have money put away?
Is that why you never pursued going after the races in Australia
or the United States?
During the October ’87 stock market crash. That’s one of my favor-
ite stories. In December ’86, the futures on the Hang Seng index
in Hong Kong sold two months ahead and three or four percent
higher than the market. So you could sell the futures, buy all the
underlying stocks, and earn four percent per month. I went into
the largest stock-brokerage firm here, owned by the Hong Kong
& Shanghai Bank, and introduced myself. At this point I had only
$100,000. I’d sell these futures and buy this stock and I’d have a
perfectly hedged arbitrage position. Sometimes, for some reason,
there would be brief pessimism, so six weeks into my two-month
position the futures would drop and trade at a discount. Now I
could reverse out of the position by buying the futures for less
than the stock and selling the stock for a profit. This was like a
pot of gold dropping at your feet when it happened. I earned the
equivalent of sixty percent per annum across all the trades.
At the time I considered the U.S. market and the Hong Kong
market extremely overvalued. A couple of times during this peri-
od I shorted the market. Each time, when it didn’t behave as I ex-
pected it to, I fairly quickly closed out. Once I lost about US$15,000
doing this and another time I lost US$30,000. It doesn’t seem like
very much these days but at the time the two of them might have
represented ten percent of my net worth.
Anyway, come the fateful Monday in October 1987. The
American market had gone down five percent on Wednesday,
five percent on Thursday, and five percent on Friday. These days
if it goes down two or three percent they’re wailing. Three five-
percent-down days in a row. I’d been waiting for this. I went to
the stockbroker’s Monday morning, getting there half an hour
early, ready to short and close out the arbitrage position. What
I needed to do was sell my stocks, which I had hedged, and sell
some more futures. The Hong Kong stock market started falling
that morning while I was doing this.
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Not too much. The Hong Kong stock market peak was some-
where around 3,900 at the time. I shorted at 3,800 so there hadn’t
been anything like the three five-percent drops. I set up my posi-
tion early Monday morning. The Hong Kong market went down
twenty-five percent that day. America followed, crashing another
twenty-five percent that night. I think it dropped five hundred
points. Then they closed the Hong Kong stock market for the rest
of the week. There was some suggestion that the futures exchange
was going to go bankrupt, because some of the people who were
long the futures weren’t going to be able to pay. For a little while
there was some suggestion that the people who profited out of
this weren’t going to get paid. Eventually, the Hong Kong gov-
ernment put together a $2 billion dollar buy-out package for the
futures exchange.
I don’t mean that you didn’t have an edge. I mean, do you see
any difference between guys who play the markets and guys
who are professional blackjack players or horse bettors?
Which is what many traders do. I’m surprised you haven’t taken
this approach to your trading. Created a computer model.
The amount of work involved would be huge. And there are al-
ready so many smart guys that have been in it for years.
This is my own market timing. I’ve been good at this over twenty-
five years. I mentioned the ’74–’79 period in Australia. In ’74, I
bought stocks at the lows.
Have you set up any kind of rules for yourself about your entry
or exit, or is it all just by feel?
increased the amount I was betting on the horses. I have always bet
whatever I felt comfortable with. So my betting went up by a mul-
tiple of three each year. By the time I lost the money in Japan, I had
won another $100,000 on the horses. I won $300,000 total that season,
$1 million the next season. So though I went from millionaire to non-
millionaire very quickly, I was a millionaire again within a year.
I’m not very scientific about it. I still use an old Australian meth-
od of deciding on a bankroll size, multiplying the bankroll times
the probability, and making that bet. The bankroll size that I use
would be determined partly by the total pool size. To give you an
example, the bankroll that I use for calculating the bets into the
quinella pool might be five percent of the total pool. Sometimes if
the horse is a big overlay on our model, with three times expecta-
tion, this means I might take fifteen percent of the quinella pool.
I’ve taken more than that. I would guess that my biggest collect
on a single quinella was around thirty percent. It was the last race
of a meeting as well and it paid HK$21 million. That one quinella
was worth US$2.7 million.
What I was getting at was, currently, what you bet is not a ques-
tion of your comfort level.
Our betting levels now, and for some years, are limited by the
pool size.
I find it funny, though, that you had this comfort level about
betting the horses, but were willing to plunge into shorting the
market for such a huge figure.
But I wasn’t risking that much. When I shorted the Hong Kong
market, it wasn’t suddenly going to go up by fifty percent. I’d done
it a couple of times before and lost limited amounts of money.
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No. I put my head in the sand. I should have gotten out earlier. In
January 1990 I did it again. A couple of weeks later I closed it out,
losing about $15,000, for fear of the same thing that happened years
before. If it started losing $100,000 or $200,000, I’d just not think
about it, find some way of ignoring it, and the money would have
dribbled away as before. Two weeks later, Japan went off the cliff.
I’d been waiting for that for years. I had plans of shorting more
as the market went down. I’d even worked out how much I was
going to make—between US$5 million and US$10 million. There
are a couple of financial things I regret in life. They’re both missed
opportunities, rather than the loss on the Japanese markets.
It fell off the cliff and you didn’t jump in? Why not?
Your thinking about other games has been to quantify them and
then bet your advantage. Whereas, over twenty-five years of this
trading, it seems you haven’t tried to quantify it. I’m not saying
you should do it today. I’m just curious that it never evolved
that way.
I wouldn’t do it. It’s too instinctual. I did another one in ’95, and
this is my second regret about lost opportunity. When the U.S.
dollar went down to close to 80 yen, I set up a long dollar position
at about 82.5. It briefly went below that to 79 or something. Then
it gradually edged upward. I sold at about 87.4 and made US$2.4
million. At the time, I thought this was a pretty neat little score.
But I should have held it. It capped at 147.
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So back to horses.
Right. In those years I didn’t work very hard. I’d get prepared for
the race meeting, do the race meeting, be forced to do whatever
accounting I had to do the next day, then forget about it until the
next race meeting.
Anyway, having been up approximately $2.5 million, I’d
lost $2.9 million going into the last race day. I think I won about
$400,000 that day to break even for the season. This is what led me
to join up with the Australians. They wanted me to give them the
Tele-Quote information that I’d been saving over the years so they
could start building a model. Instead of selling it, I made them an
offer to team up, which I wouldn’t have done if they weren’t here
already. They’d come here with Winchester. I needed program-
mers at the time. [At this point in the interview, Alan glances at
the Bloomberg’s screen set up in his living room] I might be losing
$500,000 here while we’re talking.
Yes [he’s shorting again]. So in ’93, for the first time, I started
programming. It was partly because of that loss that I decided
to do some work on the system. The next year I was with the
Australians and we won about $1.5 million. The next season we
won $10 million, and the next season we won significantly more
than that.
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You also bet a lot of money on World Cup soccer didn’t you?
Biggest wins tend to get distorted by triple trios. One time we col-
lected $50 million in the triple trio, plus about $8 million on other
bets. About US$7.5 million for the day. I don’t think I’ve ever ex-
ceeded that one.
One day at Happy Valley there was a seven-race meeting.
Our normal outlay at one of these meetings might be twelve, thir-
teen, fourteen million Hong Kong. This day we laid out HK$23
million—and wiped out the lot of it. I think that’s still my biggest
outlay ever [about US$3 million]. It was a zero-collect night.
It seems that not only are you now beating the races, but it’s also
become sort of a poker game figuring out what the other teams
are doing.
I suspect others have given this a lot more thought than I have.
Because of the way we save data to build future models, I can’t
generally bet too early. I can’t play this strategy game very well.
We would need to get far more sophisticated software to take our
bets back out of the pool and assume they weren’t there in order
to make other bets. If I bet too early, it will distort my betting in
other pools.
Yes, but it’s not one that I worry about too much. Another team
did something far more horrific than anything I’ve ever done. Es-
sentially, they overwrote some data for one race meeting that was
crucial to the probabilities for the rest of the season. There were
maybe six race meetings to go, and every time a horse from that
race meeting raced thereafter he would get a very low probability
regardless of how he performed at that meeting. So the last race
meeting they ended up betting on the wrong horses because of
this. But they still won about US$1.5 million.
One day we were betting the double trio, but with very un-
sophisticated betting software that wouldn’t merge the bets. It
would just print out 8,000 bets and then someone would put a
big bracket around sixty bets and effectively say, “You can com-
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bine these,” etc. By mistake, one of the guys double bracketed the
same combination. He bet the same thing twice. This combination
promptly got up [won]. Our collect out of the pool was going to
be $5 million anyway, but I think we collected $13 million.
Recently, after I’d printed the bets out in time, one of the girls
[placing the wagers] put down a bet as $50,000, but the opera-
tor repeated it back as $500,000. The girl said, “No, it should be
$50,000.” It took a minute or so to correct, so she didn’t get all the
bets down. One was a quinella for $30,000 that paid 300-1. We
missed a $9 million collect through her not getting the bet down.
When we don’t get bets down, sometimes they don’t win and
we save money. But you want to get them down because the ad-
vantage is reasonably big.
That must be a good feeling. Let’s say you had a nephew fresh
out of school who came to you and said, “I want to be a profes-
sional gambler.” What would you tell him?
He was right.
I would hope I’d retire. It’s been my plan for years to retire to the
Philippines and have seven wives.
Woods Notes
odds of 9-1. If $2,000 had been bet on the winner, there would be
$8,000 profit, and the same horse would return 4-1.
Doyle Brunson
No. I was going to coach and teach, but the pay scale was so bad
that I never went into it.
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They didn’t like it at all. In fact, I hid it from them. My dad never
really knew. He knew that I played poker, but he didn’t know that
I was doing it professionally. My mother never really said much
about it. Of course, once you get to be a big success at something,
people are different than they are when you’re struggling, starting
off. Most people do struggle when they start off in the poker
business. There are a few exceptions, like Chip Reese [Chip Reese
is interviewed in Chapter 2]. He came to town and he immediately
was one of the better players and has remained so. Most of us
have paid our dues.
Many. That was always one of the perils you faced. You had to
win the money. You had to collect it. You had to keep from getting
cheated at the table. You had to keep from getting robbed. Then
you had to keep from getting arrested by the police. It was an
interesting combination of things that you had to overcome.
That was part of it. Another part was that I’d gotten so far above
the average player that I was becoming unwelcome in some
places. I just won all the money all the time. I had some theories
that were ahead of their time. Most of the good players now know
them all, because of the book [Super/System, by Doyle Brunson],
and playing. Back in those days I almost never lost.
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Oh yeah, a lot more skill in no-limit. You have more things you
can do.
I don’t agree with that. When I’ve been playing regularly, I’ve
never gone loser more than a month. Anytime I lost five times I
would take a week or two off, and reevaluate things to see what I
was doing wrong. I don’t believe it’s possible to play poker for a
year and lose if you’re playing correctly.
I came here in 1973 to live. I first started coming here in the late
’60s.
Did you have problems with the mob when you moved to Las
Vegas? I’ve heard they were a problem for the professional
poker players back in the early days.
I think when the World Series of Poker started. It’s been getting
bigger and bigger ever since. It’s phenomenal the growth it’s had.
If I were a young man now I’d be killing myself playing. There are
so many good games and so many tournaments. They have them
worldwide.
Yes, it is, but I won’t play in it. To start with, I usually like them to
be a little bit bigger. I like it to be a $10,000 buy-in and this one is
$5,000. Also, I hear the room is smoky; I don’t want to go in and
make myself sick.
That’s one nice thing about the card rooms in California; they
are all non-smoking.
Not completely different, but there are a lot of differences. It’s not
nearly as nerve-racking in a tournament as it is in side games. In
a tournament you can lose only your original buy-in, as opposed
to losing whatever you bet in a side game. You can bet $100,000 in
a tournament only if you were lucky enough to have already won
that much money; if you lose it, you still lose only the $10,000 that
you started with. Whereas, if you’re playing in a real poker game
and you bet $100,000 and lose it, you lose $100,000. You have to
have a different make-up, I think, to play the big no-limit [side]
games.
It seems like limit has taken over a lot. They just play high limits. A
$2,000-$4,000 limit game is really a huge game. I went into Bellagio
one day and they had a $200-$400 game, a $300-$600, a $400-$800,
a $500-$1,000, a $1,000-$2,000, and a $1,500-$3,000 game. All
those games were running on the same day. That would’ve been
unheard of a few years ago. President Clinton, although he had
his faults, definitely made the economy good. It seems everybody
has money, which is great for gambling.
A little bit. I’m trying to curtail it as much as I can. I’ve got trips
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Yeah. I went to France for a poker game. I’ve been to the Isle of
Man, Australia, Ireland. There are games everywhere. If I were a
young man, as much as I liked to play when I was young, I’d be
going all the time.
I think it’s beneficial. Some of the really good players will shy
away sometimes from games that I’m in. But the reputation causes
moneyed people that have read and heard about me to seek me
out to play.
Probably what I was referring to was, if you just run out of money
you’re okay because you can usually borrow money. That’s
getting broke. If you really get destitute—where you went out
and borrowed and promised people that you would pay them
back and haven’t—that’s what you have to try to avoid. That’s
being broke. People have to cut down on their playing and play
in selective spots at lower limits when that happens. I think I
did that pretty well in the early years. When I was running short
of money, I would cut back to lower limits until I made myself
comfortable again. Then I would start playing higher.
You weren’t one of those guys who were rich one week and
broke the next?
I never plunged off and got myself in real bad shape, no. You have
to have discipline. If you don’t have it, you can’t be a successful
gambler, or a poker player at least. You have to discipline yourself
to do certain things. I think I got all my discipline from athletics. I
was a miler, a long-distance runner, and I was a basketball player.
For my time I was really good. I think I developed a discipline
that carried over into other phases of my life. I love to play. Ten
years of my life are almost a blur where I did nothing but play,
sleep, and eat.
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Has there been a lot of money to be made in golf over the years?
There wasn’t when I first started playing. But there came a time
when there was a lot of money. We played some of the biggest
games that have ever been played anywhere. We played for
hundreds of thousands of dollars.
No, I blew out my leg and I can’t play. It’s been seven or eight
years since I’ve played. I really miss it. It was good exercise,
whether people say it is or not. I won a lot of money playing golf
and I enjoyed it. There was a group of us around America who
were the real high players. We got together pretty regularly and
it was a great thing.
Yeah, they were better players than we were, but we beat them.
We kept them broke for about a year.
I think it’s something that’s inbred. Some people choke and some
don’t. Some people can relax and it’s like your muscles have a
memory. You can just swing the same way. Those are the really
tough players. Guys like Tommy Fisher [professional poker
player] or Billy Walters [Chapter 1]. I matched up against all of
them. That’s when you find out who can play for the money and
who can’t. I would usually over-match myself. That was my way
of doing things. I would over-match myself for big amounts of
money, because I could usually win when the pressure came.
Then you find guys like Bill Walters or Puggy Pearson.1 If you
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Do you have the same kind of problems that Bill Walters talked
about? Problems with the casinos not letting you bet?
1
See “Brunson Notes” at the end of this chapter.
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It’s like blackjack. There are very few people that can actually
beat the game, but the casinos are so afraid of them that they
end up running more good business out the door.
I tried to play blackjack a little bit. I never really learned it. I never
became proficient enough that I could win. But if I went in a casino
right now and started playing blackjack, they’d ask me to leave.
Right.
I don’t see it doing anything but getting bigger and better. It’s
obvious that the American people like to gamble. It’s a crying
shame that we can’t get Congress to legalize it and get the taxes
from it. I said that years ago, before they started legalizing it in
other states. The government should step in and legalize gambling
everywhere, but in order to open up a casino, they’d have to be
your partner. You talk about not having a deficit. We’d have so
much money in the treasury, we couldn’t spend it.
didn’t have any idea about odds or probabilities, yet he was the
best player. He has an instinct. That’s what poker players have.
Yeah.
In movies, tells, like the thing with the Oreo cookie, are always very
overt. In high-level poker, are there tells that are this distinct?
I’ve seen them. Not from professionals, but from amateur players
who sometimes come into the big game. One time a guy came in
and whistled Dixie every time he was bluffing. It was comical.
Everyone at the table picked up on it. Of course, he went broke.
I have tells on people that I’ve had for twenty or thirty years and
never had the opportunity to use. Like Johnny Moss (see “Walters
Notes,” Chapter 1), he was a great player. I had a tell on him that I
picked up from across the room when I was watching him. It was
a simple thing where he over-relaxed his face. He was bluffing
and his face had no tension showing at all. It was obvious to me,
because I had played so much with him. After that, I saw it several
times and it was always when he was bluffing. But it never came
up during a hand with me. I’ve had that with several people.
Sure.
That’s all.
You have to do that to pay your taxes, which I have always been
very conscientious about. In fact, my accountant told me one time
that if I ever had any problems he would get up on the stand and
testify that I was the most conscientious taxpayer he’d ever had as
a client. He said that because I wouldn’t take some deductions I
was entitled to. I just didn’t want problems. These guys that don’t
pay their taxes are crazy. The only way you can accumulate things
over time is to pay your taxes. I’ve always preached that to the
young guys. I tell them just close your eyes and pay. It hurts, but
it’s the way to do it.
Jack had some bookmaking problems, too. Jack was a unique man.
He’s the one someone should write a book about.
You said when you came to Vegas the games were revolving
around Puggy Pearson. Was Johnny Moss here at that time?
Moss came a little after I did. Johnny had been out here about
twenty years prior to that and he had some trouble with the mob.
He had to leave to keep from getting killed. He didn’t come back
for twenty years.
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It was way before my time, but the way I understand it, he had a
problem at the old Flamingo after Bugsy Siegel had been killed.
There was a guy running the place named Gus Greenbaum, and
he was a poker player. All the big games were there and Johnny
had somehow put a couple of guys in the ceiling that were
looking at the cards through a telescope. I don’t know the whole
story, but I heard Johnny tell it. Anyway, they caught the guys.
They brought them down and Johnny was sure they were going
to kill them, so he stepped forward and said, “Listen, those guys
[in the ceiling] were just doing this for me. I’m the one who did
all this. Let them go.” So they let those two guys go and they still
had Johnny there in the casino. These two guys went out and got
shotguns and marched back into the casino and got Johnny and
left with him. So Johnny didn’t go back to Las Vegas for twenty or
twenty-five years.
Back in the early ’70s when you got to Las Vegas, was there still
cheating going on?
In the ’70s, yes. That’s when the mob guys were here.
Yes.
I think you’re right that the worst thing for Vegas would be a
reputation that people are being cheated.
You get some of that anyway, even in the honest games. People
lose and can’t accept the fact that they lost to a better player. So
sometimes they claim that this happened or that happened, when
these games are as honestly run as possible. They have surveillance
cameras on every table, plus the players are watching each other.
I’m convinced that in the upper limits they are one hundred
percent honest. I don’t know about the lower limits, because I’m
not there.
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What advice would you have for the guy who is in college playing
poker who thinks he has what it takes to be a professional?
Yeah.
Now that’s something else. Mike Caro has a program called Poker
Pro. It’s the greatest thing. You can learn the odds and percentages
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Oh yeah. You keep learning as you go. The exact numbers are a
little bit different. For example, in hold ’em I knew about what the
odds of making a flush were. But this tells you one point eight
one to one that you don’t make a flush with two cards to come.
That’s helpful. You can figure out your pot odds and whether it’s
advantageous to call.
No, I was forced into the pot as the big blind. It was down to two
of us. I didn’t even think of it, that it was the same hand. The
flop came ten, eight, five. The other guy had the eight and five of
spades. I had two tens and I checked it. He made some small bet
and I called it. Here came a deuce, and at that point I remember
thinking, Here it is again. I checked it and he bet. I moved in on
him and he called it and I caught another ten.
big blind — A forced bet in hold ’em that starts the action. Typically, the
person to the left of the dealer puts up half a bet, called the small blind,
and the next person puts up a complete bet, the big blind.
flop — In hold ’em five community cards are dealt in the middle of the
table. Three are turned over initially; this is the flop. After a round of
betting, the fourth card, known as the turn, or fourth street, is dealt. The
last card is known as the river, or fifth street.
move in — To bet all your chips. Also known as “going all in.”
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The first time was it also a case of you being in the blind?
No. The first time it was down to Jesse Alto and me. Jesse was a
notorious steamer. I had just beaten him out of a nice pot and I
knew he was steaming. You understand what I mean by steaming?
He was agitated and really ready to play. He raised the pot and I
called it, which I ordinarily wouldn’t have done. I had ten, deuce
of spades that time. He had an ace, jack. The flop came ace, jack,
ten. He made some kind of small bet and I called, and off came a
deuce. He still had aces and jacks against tens and deuces. He bet
and I moved in on him. He called it and the last card was a ten.
Do you now get into situations where the flop comes ten, deuce
and people start to worry and throw their hand away just
because they know the story.
They talk about it, and I attempted to play that hand for years.
Finally, I gave it up, because it’s just such a bad hand.
Any of the up-and coming young players that stand out in your
estimation.
Oh, there are a lot of them. Poker’s a young man’s game. Usually,
you don’t see poker players in the big games over the age of fifty.
For some reason they start tailing off. You go look at the big games
and you’ll see a bunch of kids. I’d say most of them are in their
thirties. There are a lot of good young players.
I guess a poker game can last more than a day. What about the
biggest loss?
Are there any moments that you look back on as your greatest
gambling moments?
When you win the World Series, I think that’s the ultimate for
a poker player. I don’t think there’s anything better than that.
There have been times when I needed to win, but that was an
awfully big thrill. Some of the biggest thrills I’ve had have been
playing golf. There’s nothing better than birdying the last hole
to win all the money. That’s a thrill you can’t hardly equal. I was
lucky enough that I did win a lot. Like I said, I always matched up
where I had a very tough game, as opposed to most players, who
match up where they have almost a cinch. People wanted to play
me because they knew that I did match up that way.
There were golf games everywhere I went. I had different places
across America that I could go play and have good games. Games
where I thought I could win and usually did. I really had a good
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time doing it. I enjoyed playing golf more than playing poker.
You got more action because you gave more gamble; do you do
the same thing at poker?
If the right people are here I play every day. That happens two or
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You mentioned that you play more in the side games than in the
events?
Yes, more in the side games. Even though you have an advantage
in the tournament, you still don’t figure to win. You have three
hundred players and they’re going to pay eight or nine of them.
It’s hard to get down to that final eight or nine. So I play more in
the side games.
Well, last year I didn’t play in it for the first time in thirty years. I
have eight bracelets and I like to play in it. But Jack Binion is one
of my best friends. They had a family fight and I sided with my
friend. There were some hard feelings there. Not on my part, but
I guess on their part. I just didn’t feel comfortable going to play. It
was the first one I ever missed.
been a lot of debate over who are the best players. Nobody can
convince me that the best players aren’t the guys who play for all
the big money.
Did you take up backgammon when all the other players took
it up?
No, I didn’t. I saw how much time it took. I saw Chip start
playing and they would do nothing but play for a month straight.
I thought, my time is full now. So I never even made an attempt
to learn and I’m kind of glad that I didn’t.
I’m a good gin player. I wouldn’t say I’m great. That was another
game I never really took the time with. I’m better than the average
country-club player. Against the real top players—most of them
can beat me.
I’ve had a lot of that. The upper echelon of gamblers are the most
honorable people I’ve ever known. I’m sure they’re the most
honorable people in the world. Every time I’ve gone into business
I’ve run into problems. Somebody is always trying to screw you.
Their word is no good. You have to have everything spelled out
in contracts. With gamblers, their word is their bond. I’m not
saying that all gamblers are that way, but most of the ones that
I deal with are. If they say, “Let me have $50,000 and I’ll get it to
you tomorrow,” you’ll get it tomorrow. You can’t do that in the
business world.
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What occupies your time now that you can’t golf and don’t play
poker that often?
I don’t know. I hang out on the Internet and bet sports and trade
in the stock market. I have a couple of dogs that are out getting
groomed. I play with them a lot. My wife and I spend a lot of time
together. We go out to dinner every night. I swim every day.
Poker playing is a great way to live. You don’t have to answer
to anybody. You don’t have a boss. You don’t have any set hours.
I can’t imagine a better life. Benny Binion used to say, “If you got
talent, Las Vegas is the land of milk and honey. If you don’t, it’s a
burial ground.” That’s the story.
Brunson Notes
From Billy Walters: One of the guys I have as much respect for
as anyone in gambling is Pug Pearson. I met Puggy thirty years
ago. Just guessing, he’s got about a fifth- or sixth-grade education.
I’m not even sure if Puggy can write, but he’s a world-famous
poker player and has been very successful throughout the years.
He lived in Las Vegas when it was controlled by the mob and he’s
been exposed to everything a guy could be exposed to in terms
of cheating, teams, and everything else. He’s been here for thirty-
some years, and I’ve seen him get hold of hundreds of thousands
of dollars and then get broke, and start back playing five and ten
[limits]. It’s the equivalent of climbing a mountain, getting within
two steps of the top, and getting knocked down about a thousand
times. But now he’s got money, he’s got a beautiful home, and
he’s done that by having an incredible feel, an incredible work
ethic, and being able to navigate and survive in times that most
people couldn’t. Puggy has what I call a jungle feel, as good as
any man in gambling.
ing backgammon all the time. He’d get hold of twenty grand, and
he’d come over and we’d play. I’d beat him out of all his money,
then I’d loan him two thousand to go back and scuffle with. But
I’ll tell you what he did. He went down to a lower level, which
took a lot of guts, because he’d been king of the hill for a long
time around here. He went one notch down and started hustling
around there and he’s a millionaire now. To be sixty years old and
broke and put those kind of hours in—I give him a lot of credit for
that. He’s an interesting guy. Puggy’s not educated, but he’s got
a sense about nature and about people that’s as good as anybody
I’ve ever played against.
big blind—The second of two forced bets in hold ’em that starts
the action. The player to the left of the button puts up half a bet
(“small blind”), then the next player puts up a complete bet, the
big blind.
first base—In blackjack, the first seat to the dealer’s left and the
first to play.
flop—In hold ’em, the initial three of five community cards dealt
in the middle of the table.
grounded—Busted, broke.
move in—To bet all your chips. Also known as “going all in.”
nickel—Five-dollar chips.
parlay card—A card listing all games and their point spreads for
a given weekend. Gamblers can wager on the results of two or
more games.
rail bird—A player who is broke and watches games from the rail
that encloses a gaming area.
rake—A fee charged by the house for dealing the game. The house
rakes a specified amount, often a percentage, from each pot.
ring game—A full (or near-full) table. In hold ’em, a ring game
would consist of nine or ten players. In 7-card stud, it would be
eight players.
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spot—A handicap.
third base—The seat to the dealer’s right and the last to play.
weight—Advantage.
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Meet the Wizards of Gambling
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• Alan Woods—horse bettor
• Doyle Brunson—poker player
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