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    The document contains a collection of ocean-themed jokes and puns. It includes knock knock jokes about kelp and water, as well as one-liners playing on words like "Pacific", "wavy", "riverbank", "rusty", "dune", and "octobus". The jokes poke fun at sea creatures like octopuses, lobsters, dolphins, mermaids, whales, fish and more.

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    The document contains a collection of ocean-themed jokes and puns. It includes knock knock jokes about kelp and water, as well as one-liners playing on words like "Pacific", "wavy", "riverbank", "rusty", "dune", and "octobus". The jokes poke fun at sea creatures like octopuses, lobsters, dolphins, mermaids, whales, fish and more.

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    Dive in To These Awful Ocean Jokes

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    The document contains a collection of ocean-themed jokes and puns. It includes knock knock jokes about kelp and water, as well as one-liners playing on words like "Pacific", "wavy", "riverbank", "rusty", "dune", and "octobus". The jokes poke fun at sea creatures like octopuses, lobsters, dolphins, mermaids, whales, fish and more.

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    Knock Knock Jokes

    Ocean Jokes That Are Shore To Make You Chuckle

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Kelp

    Kelp who?

    Kelp me! I’m drowning!

    2) Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Water

    Water who?

    Water you waiting for? Open the door!

    3) Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Fish

    Fish who?

    Bless you!
    These fin-tastic ocean jokes will ‘reely’ get you chuckling!

    4) How do you make an octopus laugh? With TEN-tickles!

    5) Why did the lobsters blush? Because the sea weed!

    6) What does a dolphin say when he’s confused? Can you please be more Pacific?!

    7) What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing it just waved!

    8) What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy!

    9) Where does a mermaid keep her money? In the riverbank!

    10) Where is the ocean the deepest? At the bottom!

    11) Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean? Mussels!

    12) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

    13) Why are goldfish orange? Because the water makes them rusty!

    14) Who keeps the ocean clean? The mermaid!

    15) Why don’t mermaids play tennis? Because they might get caught in the net!

    16) What kind of horse can swim underwater? A seahorse!

    17) Why do whales swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

    18) What did the sand say to the ocean? What are you dune tonight?!

    19) How do fish get to school? By octobus!

    20) Where do fish sleep? On the sea bed!

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