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    This document contains several jokes and humorous observations about life during the COVID-19 pandemic. Some of the jokes poke fun at how the pandemic has disrupted normal routines, forced people to stay home, and led to increased hand sanitizing. Another joke comments on how quarantine feels endless, like a Netflix series with continuous new seasons. A final joke compares the pandemic experience to that of being a teenager - with no money, uncontrolled hair, and being grounded at home.

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    This document contains several jokes and humorous observations about life during the COVID-19 pandemic. Some of the jokes poke fun at how the pandemic has disrupted normal routines, forced people to stay home, and led to increased hand sanitizing. Another joke comments on how quarantine feels endless, like a Netflix series with continuous new seasons. A final joke compares the pandemic experience to that of being a teenager - with no money, uncontrolled hair, and being grounded at home.

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    Pandemic Humor

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    This document contains several jokes and humorous observations about life during the COVID-19 pandemic. Some of the jokes poke fun at how the pandemic has disrupted normal routines, forced people to stay home, and led to increased hand sanitizing. Another joke comments on how quarantine feels endless, like a Netflix series with continuous new seasons. A final joke compares the pandemic experience to that of being a teenager - with no money, uncontrolled hair, and being grounded at home.

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    Pandemic Humor.[1].

    • If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so
    desperate to go out!

    • Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined entering a bank, wearing a mask, and
    asking for money.

    • I never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver ever!

    • Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it’s over, they
    release the next season.

    • I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday, and
    two people I owe money to didn’t recognize me.

    • Could someone tell me if the subsequent quarantine would be with the same family,
    or we get to exchange?

    • I’m not planning on adding 2020 and 2021 to my age. I didn’t even use it!

    • We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said
    about it.

    • How are you doing to all the ladies praying for their husbands to spend more time
    with them?

    • I am so impressed with how technology and intelligent machines are these days. My
    washing machine only accepts pajamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans, and a
    message popped up: “Stay Home!”

    • I feel like a teenager all year long: no money in the wallet, hair long and out
    of control, thinking about what to do with my life, and grounded at home.

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