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up the ace of spate’, he al made asene that had reduced his
wife to tears.
This was absurd and John was ashamed of himself It was
‘inevitable cha such things would happen, and i was imple
thar ile Bde should spend all her indoor hours in the nursery
“upstairs when she was becoming, as her mother said, more neatly
‘real person’ everyday
‘She was two and a half and this afternoon, for instance, she
was going to 2 baby pary. Grown-up Fath, her mother, had
telephoned the information to the office, and litle Ede had
‘confirmed the busines by shouting ‘yam going to a pasty"
into John’s unsaspecting left ca
‘Drop nat the Mackeys' when youget home, won't you, dear?
resume! her mother. ‘el be funny. Ede’ going to be all dressed
upin her new pink dress ~"
‘The conversation terminated abruptly with a squawk® which
‘dicated thatthe telephone had heen pulled violently «0 the
floor. Joka. laughed and decided to get an early tain outs the
prospect of baby party in someone eles house amused him
"What a peach of a mess! e thought humorously.‘ dozen
mothers and each one looking at nothing but hee own ebil
Al the babies breaking things and grabbing atthe cake, and
exch mama going home thinking about the subtle superiority of
her own child to every other child thee.
“He was in a good humour today ~all the things in hie life
‘were going better than they had ever gone before. When he gor
off the train at hisseation he shook is head a an imporrunat
taxi man, and began co walk up che long bl coward his house
through the crisp December twilight!” Te was only sx clock
bur the moon was our, shining with proud brilliance on the thin
sugary snow thar lay over the lawns
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The Baby Pars | 77As he waked slong ding his ngs fl of ca ie hi
happiness icresed and the Hea of «baby ray apeaed to
him more and move. He bean 10 wander how Be compared
coother children of her own ae, and if the pink dees she was
to wear ws something radial and mat. Ieressing hi oit™
hecame insight hiro owe, where the ight ofa dence,
Griemar eel blowemed i the window, but he continued
cn past the walk The prey was a the Markey next dor
"Ashe mounted the hick sep and rang the bl he became
aware of oie, and he ws gla he wn to ate. Then
iad his head and lated =the vices were no chiens
‘ices, ht they were lo and ptched high with ange: hee
‘rere a Tea hte of hem and one, which owe ase irene 0
‘hye so he renee inmeditly hie
“There'sbeen te trouble he though quickly
Trying the door he fund it unlocked on pate open
The baby party started at half past four, but Eth Andros,
calcolating shrewdly chat the new dress would stand out more
sensationally against vestments” already tumple!™, planned the
snrival of herself and line Ede fr five. When they appeared it
was already a flourishing” alfa Four haby gels and nine baby
bos, each one curled and washed and dresed with all the care
‘of a proud and jealous heart, were dancing to the music of
‘phonograph, Never more than two or three were dancing at
‘once, but asl were continually in motion running to and from
their mothers for encouragement, the general effect was the
As Edith and her daughter entered the music was temporarily
drowned ou byasusained chorss, consisting agey ofthe word
cute and directed toward litle Ede, who stood looking timidly
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about and fingering the edges of her pink dress. She was not
kissed this isthe sanitary age but she was passed along arow
of mamas each one of whom said ‘cu-s-ute! ro her and beld her
pink litle hand before pasing heron to the next. After some
‘encouragement and afew mill pushes she was absorbed into the
‘dance, and became an ative member of the parry.
dich stood near the door talking ro Mis Markey, and keeping
an eye on the tiny igure inthe pink dress. She did not care for
Mrs Markey, she considered her both snippy® and common,
‘but John and Joe Markey were congenial and went in together
‘on the commuting tui every morning, so the rwo women kept
tp an elaborate pretence of warm arity". They were aways
reproaching each other for ‘noe coming to see me’, and they
‘were aways planning the kind of partes that Bega with ‘You
hhaveto come todinner with us soon, and we'll goto the cheat,
but never matured farther
“Lie Ede looks perfectly dating”, sid Mes Markey smiling
and moistening her lips in 9 way char Edith found particulaely
repulsive. So grown-yp~ Lean bavi"
Edith wondered if ile Ede’ refered to the fat that Billy
Markey, though several months younger, weighed almost five
‘pounds more. Accepting a cup of rea she took a sear with 140
‘other ladies on a divan and launched into the real business
fof the afternoon, which of course lay in relating the recent
sccomplishments and insouciances* of her child
‘An hour pased. Dancing palled and the babies took 10
sremer port. They ran into the dining-coom, rounded the
big table, ancl essayed™ the kitchen door from which they were
rescued by an expeditionary force of mothers. Having been
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“TheBaby Pony | 19rounded up* they immediatly broke loose, and rushing back
to the dining zoom tied the fall swinging door again. The
word ‘overhested bogan tobe used, and small white brows were
dried with small white handkerchieis. A general atempe t0
make the babies sit down began, bur the babies squirmed off
laps with peremptory cries of Down! Down” and the rash into
‘the fascinating dining-room began anew.
"This phase of the party came to an end with the arrival of
refreshments, a lange cake with two candles, and saucers of
vanilla icecream Billy Markey, a stout laughing baby with
red haie and legs somewhar bowed", blew out the candles, and
placed an. experimental thumb on'the white frosting”. The
refreshments were distributed, and the chilren ate, greedily
‘but without confusion = they had behaved remarkably well,
all afternoon. They were meder babies who ate and slept at
regular hours, so their dspostions* were good, and their faces,
healthy and pink ~ such a peacefl party would noe have been
posible thirty years ago.
After the refreshments gradual exodus began, Edith
slanced anxiously her watch ~ twas almost six, and John had
‘notated. She wanted him to se Ede with the other children
= to ce how dignified and polite and intelligent she wat and
hhow che only ice-cream spor on her dress wes some that had
roped from her chin when she was ogale fom behind,
“You're a darling,’ she whispered to her ehild, drawing” her
suddenly against her knee. ‘Do you know you're a darling? Do
you kaw you're adarling”
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Ede laughed. ‘Bow-weow she said suddenly.
"Bow-wow? Edith looked around. “There isnt any bow ow
"Bow-wow? repeated Bde ‘I want a how-wow”
Edith followed the small pointing finge.
“That isn't a how-wou, dearest, thar’s a teddy-bear?
Beat?
“Yes, chat’ a redy-bear, and it belongs to Billy Markey. You
done want Billy Markey’ teddy-bear, do you?
Ede did want i
‘Shebroke say from her motherandapproached Billy Marky,
who held the toy closely in his arms. Ede stood regarding him
with inscrutable eyes, and Billy laughed.
Grown-up Edith looked at her watch again, this time
impatiently.
"The party had dwindled uni, besdes Ede and Billy, chere
were only two babies remaining ~and one ofthe two remained
‘only by virtue of” having hidden himself under the dining-r0om
table, Iwas selfish of John not 0 come. showed so lite pide
in the child. Other fares had come, balf a dozen of them, to
call fr their wives, and they had stayed for awhile and looked
“There was a sudden vail Ee had obtained Billys edy-beat
by pling forcibly from his arms, and on Billys atterapt co
recover tse had pashod him casually ro the floor
“Why, Ede” cried her mother, repressing an inclination 10
laugh.
Joe Markey, a handsome, broad-shouldered man ofthirey-fivey
picked up bis son and se him on his fet. You're a fine fellow’
hh sid jovaly. ‘Ler agi knock you over! You're afin fellow?
"Did he bump his head?” Mas Markey returned anxiowsy from
bowing! the next to lst remaining mother out of the door
‘No-o-o-y' exclaimed Markey. He bumped something ese,
dlda't you Billy? He buraped something else
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‘TheBoly Pary | 81Billy hadsofar forgotten the bump that he was already making
fn arcempt to recover his property: He seized a ley of the hear
hich projected from Ede'senveloping arms and tugged ati it
without success,
"Noy sad Ede emphatically,
Suddenly, encouraged by che success of het former halt
scvidental manoeuvre, Eile dropped the tedy-bear, placed her
bands om Billy's shoulders and pushed him hackward off his
feet.
‘This time he landed less hormlesly; his head hit the bare
flor just off the rug with a dall hollow sound, whereupon he
slew in his breath® and delivered an agonized yel:
[Immediately the oom was in confison, With an exclamation
Markey hurtied to his son, but his wife was fist ta reach the
Injured baby and catch him up into her arms
“Oh, Billy’ she cried, ‘what a terrible bump! She ought to be
spanked,
Edith, who had rushed immediately eo her daughter, heard
this remark, and het lie came sharply together
"Why, Eide’ she whispered perfunctory, "you bad gl!
Ede pur back her litle head suddenly and laughed. It was a
loud laugh, triumphant laugh with victory i it and challenge
and contempt. Unfortunately ie was also an infectious laughs
Before her mother realize the delicacy ofthe situation, she too
had laughed, an audible distinct langh not unlike the baby’s,
and partaking of” the same overzanes
‘Then, as suddenly, she stopped.
Mas Matkey’s face had grown red with anger, and Mackey,
wwho had been feeling the back of the baby’s head with one
finger, looked ar her, owning,
“Its swollen already’ he said with a note of repro in his
voice‘ ge some witch-havcl"
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But Mrs Markey had lost her temper.“ don't see anything
funny about a child being hurt!” she sid ina trembling voice
LitleEdemeanhilehadbeen lokingather mother curiously.
‘She nored thae her own laugh had preduced her mother’s and
she wondered ifthe same cause would always produce the same
effect. So she chose this moment to throw back her head and
laugh agin
‘To her mother the addtional mirth® odded the final touch
of hysteria co the situation. Pressing her handkerchief to her
‘mouth she giggled irepresbly. It was more than nesvousnese
~ she fle that ina peculiar way she was laughing with her child
they were laughing together
{owas ina way a defiance ~ those wo agains the world,
While Markey rushed upstairs co the bathroom fr ointment,
Is wife was walking up and down rocking the yelling boy in het
“Please go home!” she beoke out sufenly ‘The chik’s badly
‘hur, and if you haven’ the decency ta he quiet, you'd better go
home?
"Vey well said Edith, hr ow temper ising. Tve never seen
anyone make such a mountain out of
‘Get out! cred Mrs Markey fantcaly, There's the door, get
‘ut = I never want to see you in our house again. You or your
brat either!"
ith had taken her daughter's hand and was moving quickly
towards the door, but a this remark she stopped! and turned
around, her face contracting with indignation
"Don't you dare call her that!
Mrs Markey di not answer bur continued walking up and
down, muttering to herself and to Billy in an inaudible voice.
Edith began to ery
"Twill get out! she sobbed, ‘'ve never heard anybody so nude
and e-common in my life. Tm glad your baby did get pushed
down —he' nothing bute ft lite fool anyhow?
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51 tc gi ob eedJoe Markey reaches the fot ofthe stairs jus in time to ear
this remark
“Why, Mrs Andros’ sid sharply, ‘an’ you see the chills
hare. You realy ought ro contro youre?
“Control anys exclaimed Edith broken. "You better ak
hier to c-conttol herself. 've never head anybody so c-common
in my life”
‘Shes inslring me!" Mrs Markey was now livid with rage".
“Did you hear what she said, Joe? [wish you'd pu her out Ifsbe
‘won't go just take herby the shoulders and
"Dont you dare touch me!” cred Edith.
quick as Lean find my e-coat”
‘Blind with tears she tole a step toward the hal, Ie was jus
a this moment thatthe door opened and John Ancios walked
sony in
john!" cre! Eat, and led coir wildly
‘What the matte? Why, what’ the mater”
‘They're ~ they're pursing me out!" che wailed collapsing
gains him. He'd jst started to take me by the shoulders and
put me out. Lane my coe!”
“That's not true’ objected Markey hurriedly. ‘Nobody’ going
to put you out He tumed to Jol. "Nobodys going ro put you
tout’ He tured to John, ‘Nobodys going to put hor cut,’ he
repeated. She's”
“What do you mean “put her out" demanded John abrupdy
‘What al his tall, anyhow”
‘Oh, lee’ go!” ried Edith. T wane to go. Theyre so common,
John!"
"Look here!" Markey face darkened, ‘You've said that about
‘enough. You're acting sort of erary?
"They called Edea brat!
For the second time tha afternoon tle Ee expresed emotion
at an inopportune moment. Confused and frightened at the
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shouting voices, she began to ery and her tears had the elec of
conveying that she flt che insult in her heart.
"What's the ides of this!” broke out John. Do you insult your
‘gests in your own house?”
Ie scems to me ifs your wife that done the insulting!”
answered Markey crisply. "In foc, your aby there started all the
recuble?
John gave contemptuous snort ‘Are you calling names at 2
lve baby? he inquired. That a fine manly busines"
"Don't tlk to him, John snssed Each, ‘Find my coat!”
“You must be ina bad way went on John angrily, 'f you have
ro takeout your temper on” aheples lite bab”
never heard anything so damn’ ewisted” in my li
Shoutedl Markey. I that wife of yours would shut her mouth for
“Wait a minute! You're not calking to a woman and child
"There wasan incidental nteruption. Edith had been fumbling
fon a har for her coat, and Mrs Markey had been warching
her with hot, angry eyes. Suddenly she laid Billy dwn. on the
sofa, where he immesiately stopped crying and pulled himself
Upright, and coming into the hall she quickly found Eith’s cose
fad handed ito her without a word, Then se went back tothe
sofa picked up Bll, and rocking him in her arms looked again
ft Edith with hor, angry eyes. The incerruption had taker les
‘han halfa minute
"Your wife comes in here ad begins shouting around about
how common we ae, burst out Markey violently. "Well if we're
0 damn common, you'd beter stay avay! And what more,
you'd better ger out now!”
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The Baby Pay | 85"You're not only common, he rtumed,you'e evidently an
ful bully ~ when there’ any helpless women and children
around’ He fele fo the knob and swing the door open. ‘Come
on, Edith.”
king up her daughter in her arms his wife stepped outside
and John, still looking contempraously at Markey, started t0
fallow.
"Wait minute! Markey cokastep forward he was trembling
slightly, and ewo large veins on his temples” were suddenly fll
of blood. ‘You don‘ think you can gee away with tha, do you!
With me”
‘Without a word John walked our the door, leaving it open.
Edith sill weping, had stared forhome. Ate flloming her
with his eyes uni she reached hee own walk, John turned back
towards the lighted doorway where Markey was slowly coming
down the slippery steps He toakaff his overcoat and hat, rss
them off che path onto the snow. Then, sling a little on the
teed walk, he tok 2 sep forward
At the fst blow, they both slipped and fell heavily to the
sidewalk half sing then, and again pled each other on the
round. They found a beter foothold inthe thin snow to the
side of the walk and rushed at each other, both swinging wildly
and presing ou the snow into a pasty® mud undefoor.
“Te street was deserted, and except for thee short ied gaps
and the padded sound as one ot the other slipped down into
the slshy* mud, they foughe in silence, cleerly defined to each
‘other by che fll mocalight as well as by the amber glow that
shone out of the open door. Several vimes they both slipped
«down together, an then fore while the conic chreshed about
wildly on the lawn
For ten ificen, twenty minutes they fought there senseless
in the moonlight. They had both taken off coats and vests at
some silently agreed upon interval and now thie shits dripped
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fom their backs in wet pulpy shred. Both were torn and
bleeding and so exhausted that they could stand anly when by
thee position they mutually supported each other ~the impact,
the mee effort ofa blow, would se them both to their hands
and knees,
Bar It vas not weariness that ended the busines, and the
very meaninglesiness ofthe fight as areaon for not stopping.
‘They stopped because once when they were staining at each
‘other onthe ground they head a man's footsteps coming along
the sidewall. They had rolled somehow into the shadow, and
when they head these foosteps they stopped fighting, stopped
‘moving topped breathing, ly huddled together like 10 boys
playing Indian” until the footsteps had pase. Then, staggering
to thie feet, they looked at each other like ewe drunken men.
"TI be darnned if I'm going on with this ching any anor,
cred Markey thickly,
“Ym not going on any more either’ said John Andros, ve
hnad enough ofthis thing”
‘Again they looked at each othe, sulkily this time, as if
each suspected the other of urging him to a renewal of the
fight. Markey spat out a mouthfl of blood from a cut lip; then
he cursed softly and picking up his coat and ves, shook off
the snow from them in a surprised way, a if cele comparative
dampness was his only worry in the world
‘Want ro come in and wash up" he asked saddenly,
"No, shanks, sid John, Tought tobe going home my wife
the worried”
He too picked wp his coot and vest and then his overcoat
and hat. Soaking we and dipping with perspieation, sesemed
absurd char les than half an hour ago he had been wearing all
these clothes
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‘The Baby any | 87SSuckdenly they walked towards each other and shook hands. Ie
‘wan no perfunctory hand-shake: John Andros’ arm went around
‘Mackey’ shoulder, and he patted him sofly om the back for 8
Trae while
“No harm done! he said broken!
“No= you?
"No, no harm done
"Well ad John Ants after a minute, "Tues! TU say god
night
“Lamping slightly and with his cloches over is arm, Joba
‘Anuloe cured away. The mooolight wassil bright ashe left the
{krk parc of trampled ground and walked over the intervening
Tawa, Down atthe station, half mile away, he could ea the
‘tumble of the seven o'clock ran
“Bur you must have been crag cried Edith brokenly.‘T houshe
you were going to fix? it all up there and shake ands. Thats
‘why T went away”
"Did you want us tof ie up?
“Of coure not, never want to see them again. But I thought
‘ofcoue that was what you were going todo. She was touching
the bruises on hisneck and back with iodine ashe sat placily
fnva hor bath, ‘Tm going to get the doctor she said insistent
‘You may be hurt internally
He shook his head Nota chance, he answered." don’t want
thistogetall over the town.
“Tdon't understand yet how it all appenes”
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prety rough afar?
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“For your eye, of course, Do you know I came within an ace
‘of ordering veal? Was that the luckiest ching”
Lal an hour lates, dressed excepr that his neck would
accommedate” no ella, John moved his limbs experimentally
before the gla‘ believe Ml gee myself i better shapes be
said though. must be getting ol
"You mean so that next rime you can beat hin”
"Tad beat his, he announced. ‘At least eat him as much
she bear me. And there isn goingr bea next time, Don't you
bealling people common any moze. Ifyou get in any trouble,
‘ou just take your coat and go home, Understand?”
“Yes dea she said meekly. ‘I was very foolsh and now 1
vuderstand
‘Out in th hal, he paused abruptly by the baby’s door
“Isshe asleep”
“Sound asleep, Bur you can goin and peek ater — just 0
say good night”
"They diptoed in and bent together over the bed. Lite
Fede, her chesks flushed with health her pink hands clasped
tosether, was sleeping soundly in the cool, dark room, Joho
Teached over the railing of the bed and passed his hand lightly
‘over the sien" hit
“She's asleep’ he marmared in 9 pusled way
‘Naturally, afer such an afternoon.”
‘Mie Arideas’ the coloured” maid’ stage whisper floated in
from the hall. Mr and Miz Markey downstairs an’ want to see
you Mr Maskey he ll eut up in pieces, mam. His face lok
Tike a rons bet. An’ Mis Markey she pear mighty mad
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“Why, what incomparable nerve®” exclaimed Eich, Just cll
them we’ not home. I woulda’ go down for anything in the
sword
"You most ceresinly wil! John’s voice was hard and set.
What?”
"Youll go down right now, and, what’ more, whatever that
‘other woman does, you'll apologize for what you ssid this
aftemoon. After that you don't ever have to we her again’
"Why Joho, lean.”
"You've got to. Anat just remember that she probably hated to
come over hetervice ax much a you hate to go downstairs?”
“Aren't you coming! Do Ihave to go alone?”
“Tithe down in just a minute
John nidros waited uni she ha closed dhe door behind hers
then he reached over to the hed and picking up his daughtes,
blankets and all, sat down in the tocking-chair holding her
tightly in his arms. She moved a litle, and he held is breath,
Tut she was sleeping soundly, and in a moment she was resting
quietly in the hollow of his elbow. Slowly he bent his bes
ttl ie cheek was against er bright aie. ‘Dear liele gl’ he
whispered, ‘Dear litle gil, deat lil gel”
John Andros knew at length what i¢ was he foughe (or so
savagely that evening. He had it now, he possesed it forever,
and for sme time he sat there rocking very slowly to and froin
the darknes.
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Post-reading exercises
‘Understanding the story
1 Use there questions help you chick that you have understood
she ston.
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1 Whee doo John wore Where dows e lve?
2. What arpens every afternoon at thee oclock?
5. Hw old ihn? What hari ben ike! What iit ike now?
4 How does he el tout his dashter™
5 Where the bby pry song to Be
6 What eine year tit
1 What dos cin hear ase approaches the Markey howe?
The far
‘Why does Eth decide otk Fer he pay a ve eck?
How many tae area the party?
‘Whi do Eh rd Ms Macey rte to ke each ther
‘What do he culen do when they ve ished anc
‘When do mo pens begin to leave he party?
ow many chien se there tthe end tte acy?
‘Why docs Ee ph Billy? Why dows heey?
‘Why you think Eh laughs!
‘Why doce Mrs Marky tll Eth eave?
What does Mis Make cal Ee? How dees Eh ect?
“Why Jon angry? Why J ange
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19 Whi does John Inve the doe apes whe he leaves the Markey?
hou!
20. Wheve des the fhe take pace! Why do the men top hing?
21 What the men do bef hey lene exch ther”
22 Dees John think he won the Bake
23, What des oh ell ah to do inthe ore!
24 What are Join al Eich dong when the Markey ave?
25. What doesn ell Eh she sus do?
2 Why docs’ John go dows with hs wie
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