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    The document contains a collection of short jokes and puns. Some examples include jokes about why cricket stadiums have fans, a student turning in a one sentence essay about a cancelled cricket match, a monster's favorite food after a dentist visit being the dentist, and astronauts not eating popsicles because no one can hear the ice cream truck in space. The document maintains a lighthearted tone with brief comedic quips and plays on words.

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    The document contains a collection of short jokes and puns. Some examples include jokes about why cricket stadiums have fans, a student turning in a one sentence essay about a cancelled cricket match, a monster's favorite food after a dentist visit being the dentist, and astronauts not eating popsicles because no one can hear the ice cream truck in space. The document maintains a lighthearted tone with brief comedic quips and plays on words.

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    The document contains a collection of short jokes and puns. Some examples include jokes about why cricket stadiums have fans, a student turning in a one sentence essay about a cancelled cricket match, a monster's favorite food after a dentist visit being the dentist, and astronauts not eating popsicles because no one can hear the ice cream truck in space. The document maintains a lighthearted tone with brief comedic quips and plays on words.

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    of 9

    One more

    Why are cricket stadiums so cool?

    Because every seat has a fan in it


    One more

    "Write an essay on cricket" the


    teacher told the class. Chintu
    finishes his work in five minutes.
    The teacher is impressed, she asks
    Chintu to read his essay aloud for
    everyone. Chintu reads, "The cricket
    match is cancelled because of rain"
    What's a computer's least favourite
    food?

    Spam
    One more

    What's the first thinga monster eats


    after he's had his teeth checked

    The dentist
    One more

    What did the teacher do when his


    student wrote a report on the history
    of cheese?

    He grated it

    oo
    Why do bees get married?

    To go on honeymoon
    One more

    What do you call a gigantic pile of


    kittens?

    A meow-ntain

    TT
    One more

    Why don't astronauts eat popsicles?

    In space, no one can hear the ice


    cream truck
    One more

    Which desi tree always gets


    approved?

    Teak, cause teak fay 7a 8a

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