1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
5. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
7. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
11. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
12. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed
man on a trampoline? Attire.
13. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
15. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
19. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.