Senseless Survey 1. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? 2.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 3. Can fat people go skinny-dipping? 4. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 5. When being sentenced to death, by Lethal Injection, Why do they sterilize the needle? 6. Can you cry under water? 7. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 8. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 13. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 14. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? 15. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose? 16. So what's the speed of dark? 17. If you're sending someone some Bubble wrap, what do you pack it in? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? 19. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? 20. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? 21. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 22. Do fish ever get thirsty? 23. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? 24. If mars has earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? 25. Are eyebrows considered facial hair? 26. Did you know that if you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like oranges.