Funny Thoughts To Ponder Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Do they bury people with their braces on? How far east can you go before you're heading west? How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born

on? In the song Yankee Doodle. do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated. why don't they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse. do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Can animals commit suicide? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery. what was it improving on? Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice". is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square. credits. and special features. or just the movie itself? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? What does PU stand for (as in "PU. would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant. as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court. who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews. do they both go to the same bachelor party? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test. that stinks!")? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? . and on 9/11 they never used it? If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes? Who was Sadie Hawkins? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? If parents say. we can "get in hot water"? Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? If laughter is the best medicine. does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? How fast do hotcakes sell? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Can a black person join the kkk? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? When there's two men who "get married". then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Can you daydream at night? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs.

" and another says. since they are held up at the top by the straps? Do people in prison celebrate halloween. but not in any other situation? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? If one man says." how could they both be having troubles? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? Do bald people get Dandruff? . and it runs someone over. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did. do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? How come cats butts go up when you pet them? What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Do the English people eat English muffins. why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Why do overalls have bel loops. "it was an uphill battle. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid.. when if you hit it. but when it "gels" the smell is gone? Why are dogs noses always wet? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football. it's not funny at all? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If someone has their nose pierced. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone. does it stop to help them? Why is it called a funny bone. but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. have a cold.g. if so how? Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English? What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely. where did he keep them? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? In some books. and take thier nose ring out.Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e. Does snot come out of the piercing hole? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons.. or are they just called muffins? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water.. "it went downhill from there.

what color would it turn? What are the handles for corn on the cob called? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Do your eyes change color when you die? Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other. lives in a condo and drives a car? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? How come all of the planets are spherical? How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off? when a pregnant lady has twins. eat dog food. but Goofy. do folks drive with their headlights off? What happens when you put a lightsaber in water? On Gilligan's Island. when real hippos are brown? Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? If someone owns a piece of land. how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour? If I had my legs amputated. does it become stairs? Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors. mark any more than a regular marker? If you really could dig a hole to China. do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If K. is it still called a dog pile? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? In libraries. who is also a dog. or purple. and you did. isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker. and you fell in.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau. etc. but check when you say the paint is wet? Can you cry under water? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house.F. is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars. is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? Why do they put holes in crackers? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? What do people in China call their good plates? How come toy hippos are always blue. do they pay half price? What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken. who do you complain to? When sign makers go on strike. do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If an escalotor breaks down. would you stop in the middle because of gravity? If the funeral procession is at night. Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If people with one arm go to get their nails done. would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? .

where does prune juice come from? Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral? If there's an exception to every rule. does it turn back into a grape? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers. are you going to be smiling? Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Does the postman deliver his own mail? Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space? Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant? How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse. steam rollers? They don't produce. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If prunes are dehydrated plums.which are much smaller than us. get rid of. who is bigger than us? Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee? Can bald men get lice? When your photo is taken for your driver's license. is there an exception to that rule? When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place".How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Do movie producers still say lights. gayong di naman ito naarawan? Bakit ang ABCD at twinkle twinkle little STAR parehas ng tono? bakit ang blackboard eh kulay green? If you expect the unexpected. 'coined the phrase?' If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying. camera. wouldn’t the unexpected expected? Bakit ang bakla di pinapanganak pero bakit dumadami? . each weighing two pounds a piece. why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license. is the rock not hard? Was Jesus a virgin when he died? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Who coined the phrase. and action when it is a dark scene? What do you call male ballerinas? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why people are so scared of mice. or have anythong to do with steam What is another word for "thesaurus"? Bakit maitim ang singit. would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more? If you soak a raisin in water. but they were all flying in the airplane.

tinintingnan ito? ilan ang butas ng sky flakes?hehe -ka-ano-ano kaya ni DORA the explorer si INTERNET explorer? long l ost brother? What is the speed of dark? Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Bakit madami ang araw sa isang buwan? Hindi ba ang dapat madaming buwan sa isang araw? .Bakit hindi pantay ang yagbols ng lalaki? Ilang oras natutulog ang sleeping pills? Bakiy pagkatapos mangulangot.

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