Title: “Cabbage Man’s Crumbling Career”

Main Characters: Cabbage Man (Korra), Aang (Varrick), Sokka (Ty Lee), Katara (Mai), Toph
(Zhu Li), Narrator (Jinora)

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“Cabbage Man’s Crumbling Career”

- Sokka, Aang, and Katara trash Cabbage man’s cabbage cart and stomps his foot on the
ground and jumps up and down angrily

Cabbage Man: WHY DO THESE ANNOYING KIDS KEEP MESSING UP MY CABBAGES!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’M DONE WITH CABBAGES I’M GOING TO GO START A NEW BUSINESS WHERE THOSE
KIDS CAN’T HURT MY CABBAGES ANY MORE!

- 10 months, countless cabbages, and WAYYYYYYYY too many failed attempts later

Cabbage Man: I’ve finally created a business without any distractions, annoyances, and most
importantly no more of those depressingly infuriating children

- A strange, tall man with a jagged mustache and mismatching clothes (actually Aang on
Sokka’s shoulders) enters the store

Cabbage Man: What can I do for you good sir?

Strange Man (Aang in an unbelievably fake voice): I’d like to look around at your lovely
assortment of cabbage’s, if that’s ok with you?

Wow, these are some… very nice cabbages you have here good sir

- Sokka slightly giggles and causing Aang to wobble

Cabbage Man: Oh of course, as you see we have many cabbages to choose from

- A strange, tall woman also with mismatched clothes (Actually Toph on Katara’s
shoulders) enters the store

Cabbage Man: Hello ma’am, can I help you with anything?

Strange Woman (Toph in a similarly unbelievably fake voice): Uhhhhhhh yes yes we’d like
to ask you a question about your cabbages actually
Cabbage Man: Of course! Go ahead

Strange Woman: Do you know who we are Mr. “Cabbage Maaaaaaaaan”?

Cabbage Man (with a strange look on his face): Ummmmm no I do not believe we have met
before Miss

- Toph and Katara, and Aang and Sokka jump out of they’re messy and mismatching
clothes

Cabbage Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT YOU MEDDLING KIDS AGAIN

- Sokka throws his boomerang which cuts up all the cabbages lined up around the store

Sokka: Hahaha your cabbages are messsssssssed up!

- Toph liquifies the earth beneath Cabbage Man sinking him like quicksand

Toph: You’re stuck! Not so cabbage-y now are you Mr. Cabbage Man!

- Aang airbends the cabbages to hit Cabbage Man all at once followed by Katara dumping
a vat of water on the ground in the shop all on Cabbage Man’s head dousing him in
water

Aang and Katara: YOU’RE SOAKED HAHAHAHA

- Team avatar begins to laugh at Cabbage Man while he starts crying over his messed up
cabbages
- The laughing intensifies and begins to get demonic; Cabbage Man gets scared and
starts screaming out of fear
- The gang’s laughing turns into satanic screaming and gets louder and Louder and
LOUDER WITH CABBAGE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS GOING INTO
PANIC UNTIL…

- Cabbage Man wakes up from his traumatic nightmare in a cold sweat

Cabbage Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... Oh it was just a nightmare

Wait, I had a nightmare of those, those… kids?
Alright then :)

~The End~