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The Crane Entries
The Crane Entries
The year was 3500 BC, and I think my invention is gonna change the world. After I spent
hours in my cave refining this majestic instrument, I found myself standing at the pinnacle of an
invention so great it could change the course of history itself–the wheel.
This marvelous creation left my village astounded. So much in fact, that everyone started
to call me.. a god? Whatever that means. As I basked in the overwhelming praise and accolades,
I took solace in the fact that I had crafted something my village valued, something worthy of their
approval. But as my high rode down, a bitter realization popped in my mind; with this great power
comes the great responsibility of shouldering everybody’s happiness.
No longer was I an inventor, but a false deity, tasked with mending their shattered spirits.
Soon after that, the villagers sought my guidance, believing that my inventions held the solutions
to all their problems. Despite my protests, which ended up being ignored, the troubled villagers
kept on coming. I was bound by their perception of me as a divine entity, the pressure fell upon
my shoulders to ensure their contentment, lest their admiration curdles into sour disdain.
But I was a mere mortal, trapped within the confines of my own limitations, just like them.
Fearing the inevitable disappointment that would follow their realization that I couldn’t mend all
their woes, I resolved to prevent such from happening. So I thought of only one solution, I pushed
myself into inventing more tools to solve my village’s perpetual troubles.
And yet, despite my efforts, the hours I spent in my cave tinkering, my inventions were
just not enough. Hunger and unhappiness persisted within the villagers, and I, as much as I
hated to admit it, couldn’t remedy their worries. Their pitiful cries for guidance resonated within
my tortured soul, each plea a knife that stabbed deeper into my existence. The relentless
pressure only grew, burdening my soul, for my people had put their faith in me, only to witness
my failure.
Not long after, desperation flooded and consumed my mind, teeming with inventions that
could possibly make them happy. To see them praise me again, to love me once more, to revive
the convivial atmosphere again, yet nothing bore fruit. Overwhelmed, I found myself teetering on
the precipice of insanity. How can they not understand? I was not their savior; I was a cruel
reminder of their own insignificance.
A tempting siren’s call whispered to me in the form of death. Unable to be their “god” any
longer, my mind proposed with ideas to end my anguish. I can’t take bear to see their
disappointed faces anymore. My last idea appeared in my mind, a weapon so powerful it would
end my suffering with one trigger. So I invented the first gun and shot myself in the head.
The wheel, once a beacon of hope, remained silent and motionless, a cruel reminder of
the futility of my endeavors.
Lock your doors.
Do you lock your doors? You really should. Maybe you checked right away after reading
the title. Some people immediately lock the door when they get home. Maybe you’re the type of
person to double check, wait no, triple check after doing literally anything to have that sense of
security. Did you notice anything strange? Anything that could’ve made you think that you weren’t
alone? Would you notice? Do you even lock your windows?
Once upon a time, there lived a girl, and this girl was very paranoid. She checked the
locks twice, charges her taser fully before she leaves home, made sure her mace was full, and
never forgets to look in the back seat before getting in her car. Her friends and family called her
uptight and paranoid. She liked to think she was being careful. She thought she was, she really
did. But that’s where she’s wrong, no one is careful enough.
She walked the same path home everyday. You could probably memorize it if you studied
her long enough. She calls herself careful but somehow forgets to switch up her schedule from
time to time. It didn't take me long to figure out her routine. That wooden baseball bat she had
since sixth grade that she kept by the front door? I moved it multiple times already, and I swear
she has never noticed. And she lived alone too, no dog. Don't people watch the news? The world
is a scary place.
I knew where she hid the spare key, inside the cute potted plant she kept on the
windowsill. Clever, but easy to find. I could have used the spare key, but I wanted a challenge.
Getting to her was just too easy! I loved the way adrenaline thrums in my veins whenever I
almost get caught. Breaking into houses is just too easy nowadays.
I've picked plenty of locks in my time, I just have a really interesting hobby, but where's
the fun in that? She had a back door with a simple lock. If you pry it just right, the whole thing falls
apart! Someone with connections like mine can get that replaced easily. It took me minutes. After
that, I unlocked all the windows. She never once checked them.
I'm not here to brag. She was an easy target. No nosy neighbors, no partner, no dog. I'm
here because I'm bored. You people make it too easy. There's no thrill, no buildup at all! What
happened to the curious, nosy neighbors that documents everything that happens to everyone?
Where’s that snoopy aunt of yours that asks too many questions? That one neighbor that thinks
he has the right to act like a detective because he can’t be one? Where are they? I’m bored!
So, I'll ask you again, in big letters for the simple-minded folks out there: DID YOU LOCK
THE DOOR? What about the windows? Are you sure that the small knock on your window
caused by the wind? Did you check the backdoor? Some people leave them broken you know,
not bothering to fix them.
Did you check? Do you feel safe now? Were you ever really worried? You really think
your neighborhood is safe? I bet you didn’t even notice the big knife in your kitchen go missing.
Last question, and it's an easy one. Did you lock me out? Or did you lock me in?