The Gods:

Characters:

Amaia: Bad Bunny/Staff

Alanis: Director/Athena

Ahmed: Zeus

Angel: Hades

Johniel: Apollo

Sebastian: Poseidon/Narrator

Yeriott: Ares

Yeshua: Staff

Scene #1 The Dinner

Narrator: Today Zeus invited his family for dinner. He wanted to see his loved ones, since it has
been a decade without seeing each other, he thought, it’s a good idea if the Gods can act like a
human Puerto Rican family, to bring them closer. (Zeus is a genius!) They will look like the
families that appear in every commercial down in Earth, you know those families that look like
they love each other, but is all faked, yeah those.

(Athena and Ares are helping Zeus to organize the table)

Ares: Athena, do you remember when uncle Poisedon fell in Apollo’s birthday cake? Ha, ha

Athena: Oh God, Yes, I remember!, and Apollo got so furious! he started to sing a French song…

Ares: Yes I know, it was so awkward.

( while Athena and Ares are taking, Zeus looks at the clock and starts to talk to himself)

Zeus: do you think they will be here on time?.... No, I don’t think they’re going to be for dinner,
but if they do come… I mean if they come, we will be ready.

(Athena and Ares start to look at Zeus with a confused look)

Athena: are you okay?

( Zeus looks back and stops talking, Apollo enters the room with Airpods on, with full blast hip-
hop music!)

Zeus: Apollo! Can you help me with this?

(Apollo ignores him and sits in a chair)

Zeus, Athena and Ares: APOLLO!

Apollo: what’s up man?

(Hades enters the room)

Hades: Hey guys!

Athena, Ares and Apollo: Hey Uncle Hades!

Zeus: Hades, I didn’t think you were going to come

Hades: Well, here I am.

(Poseidon comes in the room)

Hades: Poseidon! Did you bring the exquisite mofongo? like I told you to.

Poseidon: Eh… ( everybody looks at him with disappointment)

Poseidon: What? (acting like nothing happened)

Hades: hey kid (ask Apollo)

Apollo: Yes…

Hades: What do clouds wear? ( while trying to hold in his laugh)

Apollo: I don’t know, what? ( with a serious face)

Hades: THUNDERWEAR!! Ha, ha, ha

( everybody looks at Hades with unease face)

Hades: What? Did I say something wrong?

(everybody stands still when the narrator talks)

Narrator: The table is ready and they all sit down, they all start talking about there issues and
there problems, suddenly, somebody ask where’s a certain person.

(the narrator sits where he was before)

Poseidon: hey Zeus

Zeus: Yes

Poseidon: Where’s Aphrodite??

Zeus: AHH yes!! I forgot to tell you guys

Everybody: What?? (Confuse)

Zeus: Like three nights ago, Aphrodite, went to a party.

Apollo: Ah yes, you were going to tell us about the test

Hades and Poseidon: what test??

Zeus: Aphrodite took a covid self-test, because she felt so sick after the party

Ares: And.. what did she test?

Zeus: well she came out positive…

Apollo: ….. WHAT!!!!, DOES IT MEAN I HAVE COVID???!!! (Start to spray the alcohol
everywhere in panic)

( Apollo starts to cough and say he can’t breathe)

Athena: Apollo stop

Zeus: No, you don’t have covid, because, she wasn’t with us, remember? when she came from
the party and stayed in her room.

Apollo: Ahh yes, I made her go to her room. Right.

Zeus: Well it means you never got close to her, and I also took the test, it came out negative
Hades: Does Aphrodite feel better?

Zeus: yes, she getting better

Ares: Well that’s sad, she can’t go to the concert, we bought a ticket for her aswell.

Zeus: What Concert, are you talking about?

Ares: Bad Bunny Concert!( Start to sing a bad bunny song)

Zeus: You guys know how I feel about that music, right?. This singer it’s awful, and the songs
are just disgusting, bad words, wrong message. You know.

Hades: But Zeus, That’s the most popular music, and the songs are kinda cool (Start to dancing)

Zeus: I don’t understand how can….

( Ares starts to sing a Bad Bonny song, and everyone in the room starts to dance near Zeus.)

Apollo- Dad, come with us, it will be fun, I know you don’t like it, but it will be a good moment
to be together and we will have fun, we will have a great time dad!

Hades: he’s right Zeus

Zeus: Okay. Fine.

Poseidon: when is this concert and at what time?

Athena: Um..(while scratching her head) Tomorrow

Zeus: Tomorrow?

Apollo: Yes dad, tomorrow

Athena: At 8:00pm

Narrator: Everyone finishes eating, and they all go to sleep, the day after some minutes before
the concert is where the problems starts.

(apagon) (shutdown)

Scene #2 The trip

Zeus: Is anybody ready yet?!

Apollo: Dad, I’m right here

Zeus: Oh, didn’t see you there.. sorry

Ares: ATHENA!! do you have my camera??

Athena: NO I DON’T!, WHY WOULD I HAVE YOUR CAMERA?!

Ares: ATHENA! Do you have…

Athena: WHAT?

Zeus: can you guys hurry up?

Apollo: I forgot something

(gets up and leaves the car)

Athena: Where’s my phone?? AHH, it’s in my bed!!

Ares: (checks his pockets) I don’t think I’m missing nothing

Zeus: can you all get in the car!

(everyone gets in the car except Athena)

Poseidon: Athena!!

Athena: I’m here

(she gets In the car, Zeus starts to drive)

Hades: Hey guys

Everyone: Yes

Hades: At what time is the concert supposed to start?

Athena: At 8:00, why?

Hades: because is 7:58

Ares, Apollo, Athena: WHAT??!!!

Apollo: NOO we’re going to be late!!

Poseidon: Don’t worry I know a short cut, Hades get my phone

Hades: In google maps, right?

Poseidon: Yes

(They start to follow google map, they take aggressive turns, and get to the concert)

Zeus: Where here!

(apagon)

Scene #3 The Concert

(they all sit down in the front row)

Zeus: wow, how did you guys manage to get front row sits??

Athena: Well we bought them

Zeus: With what money?

Ares: Our money…we just create it.

Zeus: Oh really? (with a suspicious face)

Athena: Yes, anyways, why are we talking about this, lets just enjoy the concert.

Apollo: Is anybody going to buy popcorn?

Ares: uncle Hades and Poseidon are buying the food

(the music starts playing)

Bad bunny: Hows my people doing!!! Estamos ready!!! Que empiece el show!!

Narrator: Everyone had a Blast!, Years later the Gods meet back in Olympus, where they talk
about the day they went to the concert.