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One Liners
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test
match.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her
master's.
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through "the minds of either".
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest
piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together.