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Things to do before

1. Live in a high rise condo with an amazing view. PENDIENTE


2. Take a month long vacation on the opposite side of the world in a city with a
completely different culture. PENDIENTE
3. Attend the Super Bowl live. FUI A VER ACDC Y QUEDE EN EL DVD
4. Jump out of a perfectly good airplane. PENDIENTE
5. Make love in places you aren’t supposed to.PENDIENTE
6. Swim with the sharks. NI EN PEDO
7. Scuba-dive to a large ship wreck.PENDIENTE
8. Audition to be on TV or in a movie… even if you’re just an extra. BUENA IDEA
9. Throw the house party of all house parties.  Supply all the booze and invite
everyone you know.
10. Take sexy photos of yourself (keep them somewhere safe).ME SACO FOTOS
11. Learn to fly a plane. NO ME INTERESA
12. Become skilled with a musical instrument .NO ME INTERESA
13. Live in southern California for at least a year.NO ME INTERESA
14. Live in the heart of New York City, Chicago, Boston or another major city for at
least a year. PENDIENTE
15. Spend a few weeks vacationing on the beaches of Kauai with your partner.
16. Surf a Hawaiian wave. NO ME INTERESA
17. Learn to speak a foreign language. PENDIENTE
18. Visit the North Pole. PENDIENTE
19. Attend The Tonight Show or The Late Show as an audience member.NO ME
INTERESA
20. Read at least 30 books.
21. Jump off a cliff into a natural body of water in an exotic location.NI EN PEDO
22. Go mountain climbing. BOY SCOUT
23. Go deep sea fishing and learn to filet and cook your own fish. NO ME INTERESA
24. Go horseback riding on the beach with your partner.YA TRATÉ NO ME GUSTÓ
25. Drink warm beer out of a barrel in a real Irish pub. PENDIENTE
26. Spend a night pub-hopping in London. PENDIENTE
27. Stage dive and crowd surf at a rock concert. NO ME INTERESA
28. Take a set amount of money and hit the Blackjack and Craps tables in Las
Vegas.NOP
29. Visit a high-end Las Vegas strip club. NI EN PEDO
30. Embark on a month-long road trip across the country with 3 of your best
friends.YA VIAJÉ CON AMIGAS
31. Ride a camel across a sandy desert. PENDIENTE
32. Go white water rafting.PENDIENTE
33. Go snowboarding in the Rockies.PENDIENTE
34. Get in great shape and enter some kind of fitness competition.PENDIENTE
35. Attain a solid understanding of how the government works in your country.
36. Master one particular style of dance. LO SÉ
37. Fall in love. PENDIENTE
38.  Write a book… even if it’s short and never gets published. PENDIENTE
39. Drive through a (somewhat safe) portion of a third world country like Mexico or
Costa Rica to gain perspective on what true poverty looks like. FUCK OFF
40. Go skinny dipping in a large body of water at midnight. PENDIENTE
41. Take a shower under a waterfall. PENDIENTE
42. Decide on your current life goals and write them down. PENDIENTE
43. Spend New Years Eve in Times Square.PENDIENTE
44. Go on a blind date (or a couple’s dinner date with new friends you hardly
know).PENDIENTE
45. Sleep on the beach under the stars in Key West. NO GRACIAS
46. Hit up Oktoberfest in Munich. NO TOMO ALCOHOL
47. Hit up Mardi Gras in New Orleans.INTERESANTE
48. Hit up Carnival in Rio de Janeiro.MUY CARO Y EXAGERADO
49. Experience Spring Break in all its glory in Cancun, Mexico or Panama City Beach,
Florida. NOP
50. Catch a ride in a hot air balloon. BUENA IDEA
51. Rent a fast sports car and speed down the Autobahn.
52. Switch jobs until you find one you truly enjoy.
53. Buy your first house.
54. Own a convertible sports car.
55. Hike the Grand Canyon.
56. Attend a Red Sox vs. Yankees game in Fenway Park.
57. Spend a whole day making love without every leaving the house.
58. Learn to make one mixed cocktail like a pro bartender.
59. Run a marathon.
60. Stand up in front of a large audience and tell a great joke.
61. Shoot a gun.
62. Swim across the English Channel.
63. Bicycle ride down a mountain road.
64. Learn to sail a sailboat.
65. Learn the basics of a martial art.
66. Visit the Amazon Rainforest.
67. Bare all on a nude beach.
68. Master one really cool magic trick.
69. Master a few fancy dinner recipes.
70. Finish up your formal education (but continue learning).

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