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PERIÓDICO
HUMAN GIRL ENTERS A BEAR HOUSE WHILE THE FAMILY WAS
AWAY

A recreation of what happened

The fundamental problem

BY MATHEUS

During the last 13 months, an increase in

the presence of humans has been
observed in our forest. The invasion of
these beings is worrisome for our
survival. unfortunately the incident that
occurred a week ago (the invasion of the
bears' house) only causes us more
concern. we must take measures right
now so that we do not have problems in
the future. especially knowing how
humans are, they do not respect anything
and believe they own everything
I ask our neighbors in the forest to take
care of ourselves from now on and
always be aware of everything that
happens in our forest
the house of bears
The affected family requests
improvement of security in
the forests
BY MERLIN
This Tuesday afternoon I received a couple of
bears, upon arrival, you can feel their annoyance
and anger, I asked them what was offered to them,
if perhaps they wanted to publish something in our
newspaper or they came for another matter, they
told me that they wanted to publish an ad in the
newspaper, and this is how they began to tell me
the story:
“On Monday of last week," said the bear, "my wife
prepared oatmeal for breakfast, but she heated the
oatmeal over it. So, to cool it down (because the
bus doesn't like very hot things) we went out for a
walk. But upon arrival we realized that our main
entrance was open.
At first we got scared, so I went in first in case
there was a thief, but no. We went to the kitchen,
and the dishes were eaten, the situation was very
strange, why would someone come in to eat our
oatmeal? Then we went to the rooms and there I
found the culprit, rather THE culprit who was a
human girl with curls that seemed to be bathed in
gold. There was the girl, sleeping peacefully in my
baby's bed. Our baby unfortunately began to cry
from fright and woke up the intruder, who, seeing
us, made a run and we could not reach her. I make
this notice in the newspaper so that you be careful
with that little thief and that, as an animal
community, we be more careful with human
offspring..."
This is how the bear told me his story, I asked his
wife if everything was really true, and she agreed,
adding that "we never go out again without eating
our food first." Thus ends this small article that
reaffirms once again that we must be careful with
human offspring.

IN THIS EDITION
THE PROBLEM OF WHAT WILL WE DO HOW TO FIND
HUMANS IN WINTER? HEALING HERBS?

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