K.

Michael
316-932-4247

Talbert bleaknarratives@gmail.com
kmichaeltalbertforthewin.netlify.app

Video Editor/Amateur Person

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Skills Experienced video editor on several different softwares, health, and adulting skills. Expert in JavaScript,
TypeScript, Node.jk, React AI, can run spell check almost completely independently, breakdancing that one time,
Mia Khalifa, and 8bit Tetris

● No relative work exp with a background in bogging

down systems ram, goat, and adult entertainment industries.
● Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully
caffeinated with Antarctican (sp?) coffee beans ground to 14
nm particles
● Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn
● Organized team bonding through company potato sack
race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesity
● Spearheaded Microsofters 4 Trump company rally
● and my personal favorite:

(…buffering)

● Phi Beta Phi - fraternity record for most vodka shots in one
night…
● Spread Herpes STD to 60% of Telegram bot intern team

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Education I want to say diploma, but it’s really just a GED, so…

Objective

Ideally, I am seeking the opportunity to join a well-established but modestly sized concern. My main goal for
2023 is to successfully transition from the skilled labor industry into something more rewarding and artistically
suitable for my talents. Currently very broke, so my ability to not listen or fail to do as I’m told is basically
nonexistent and likely will be for a considerable amount of time. Promise.
I hope to enter into an agreement as a contractor, freelancer, or independent worker (preferably as a 1099 for
income-tax and Social Security Administration purposes), with flat-rate and temporary/gig work remaining
negotiable.

Experience
Plumber Fahnestock Plumbing 11/20 to 08/22

General rough in and service work as licensed Journeyman in residential new construction in Wichita and
surrounding area.

Plumber Plumbing Specialists Inc. 02/18 to 11/20

General apprentice work as residential new construction plumber briefly until testing. Began work as licensed
Journeyman plumber in residential new construction late 2018. Ran a crew ranging from 2-6 apprentices
completing rough ins and groundworks start to finish. Worked solo setting finals. Some light remodel, service
installations, etc.

Cook/Catering Chef Two Brothers BBQ 04/15 to 02/18

Routine kitchen job. Tasks included cooking, food prep, etc. Planned, presented, prepared various large caterings
for Culinary Caterers LLC from mid 2017 until an opportunity became available to change career back to trade
work. Actually did do some advert stuff here, so cha ching (count it).

Cook Applebee’s Bar & Grill 02/14 to 08/14

High volume restaurant work. Job required 12+ hour shifts frequently. Trained new employees, cooking, food
prep, etc.

HVAC Tech/Plumber Goodrich Plumbing & Heating 03/09 to 02/14

Residential & commercial plumber. Installations, repair and service work, sewer/septic repair and installation,
new construction. Brazing, welding, soldering, pouring lead joints, pex, sheet metal/duct board fabrication, pipe
cutting/threading, etc.

Asst. Manager Loves country Stores 04/08 to 03/09

Scheduling, hiring and training new employees. Inventory and book work, truck order. Took several personal and
business management courses.

Gen. Manager T-Town Tattoo 02/07 to 04/08

Managed artists, worked as licensed tattooist/branding/piercing artist.

HVAC Tech ASAP Services 02/06 to 04/08

Mostly new construction, residential only. Some service and repair work. Rough in’s, metal fabrication.

Apprentice/Tattooist H&D Customs 02/05 to 02/06

Tattooist’s apprenticeship for no wage. Duties included mostly cleaning and shop upkeep, customer service,
drawing, sterilization and State sanitation testing requirements.

References
Jason Rufe Master Plumber, Armstrong (316) 806-9876

Blake Primm Onsite Supervisor, Staffmark-Coleman (316) 806-5256

Kirk Jackson KM Applebee’s Bar & Grill (620) 603-3085

Kelly Shull Commercial Foreman, KCMO (913) 633-8210

Aaron Hake Master Plumber, PSI (316) 201-7001

Thanks in advance for the rumination.

Cheers? Yeah.

Post Script – Disregard if actually read and not a fan of introductory shenanigans. I can also ‘serious’ upon
request. Quite well even.