did you know that when we rub our faces against you,

it's not because we love you,

but because we're secretly trying
to mark you as our property

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?"

John looked puzzled. "I don't know, Whiskers. Why not?"

Whiskers grinned and said, "Because there are too many cheetahs

Human, I know I don't always show it, but I love you so much. You're the one who
takes care of me, feeds me, and gives me a warm place to sleep. But sometimes I
feel so alone, even when you're right there next to me. I wish I could tell you how
I'm feeling, but I don't know how to say it in a way you'd understand. Can you
please just hold me and let me know that everything will be okay?

Human, I feel so alone sometimes. You're always busy with work and other things,
and I just want to spend time with you. I miss the days when we used to cuddle on
the couch and watch movies together. Now I feel like I'm just a burden to you, and
it hurts