Welcome to Vorantis!

Have a look around

In our little continent, dangers are abound
We've got mountains and caverns, some safe-ish, most not
Surviving in this place will take all that you've got

Welcome to Vorantis! Come and take a seat

Just make sure to roll your insight checks on everyone you meet
But no need to panic; the Banshee's the key, haha
Unless a dragon comes, safe we shall be

Welcome to Vorantis! Which would you prefer?

The agents of the king or me the devil's saboteur?
They're hungry! They're thirsty! They're bursting with rage!
We've got some demons sent to murder a mage

Welcome to Vorantis! Put your cares aside

Here's our exiled dwarven prince; and here is Jayn who always dies
We've got rebels, and dragons, and gateways to hell
And a bunch of random party members who show up and do stupid shit then get killed
off every other week

Welcome to Vorantis! It'll scratch your itch

'Cause our wizard stole some items, and now we're fighting a lich
Now we're in the Feywild court; did you ask for more?
'Cause once we get back, we'll be neck-deep in war.

Gunslinger's betrayal, tie him up then brand his face

Hired us a pair sellswords, left one stranded out in space
Get a castle, what a hassle, being held by undead asshole
We stood down didn't harrass; or I'll get sassed by druidess and all-
Here is Trystane's battleplan -No we'll go kill J'mon
Let's give this plan more thought -Hey here's that train that we can bomb
What kind of heroes are you? Believe me we are not
We'll do anything and everything just to further the plot