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BOOK OF APHORISMS.
A MODERN PYTHAGOREAN.
GLASGOW:— W. R. M'PHUN.
MDCCCXXXIV.
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BOOK OF APHORISMS.
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than men.
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Our first-rate works of genius have been almost all
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their lives.
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I never met with any person who could tell who was
the second king of Israel. They invariably say David,
whereas Ishbosheth was the person —having, on the
death of Saul, been placed over Israel (not Judah, re-
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Good singers, however, or those who fancy them-
selves to he such, are great bores. The airs which
they assume in company are most insufferable. If
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asked for a song, they affect, with an aspect of the
take the pet, and sport mum for the rest of the even-
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Tnist not the honesty of any politician when he is
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and praise the little urchins, while you are heartily wishing
them and their rhetoric at the bottom of the Red Sea.
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his teeth. I have seen this tried, and the result was
the same even when the parties, after the first trial,
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in the world.
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men who, for the first time in their lives, have suc-
ceeded in obtaining a college prize, or in getting
admittance into a magazine, are apt to conceive them-
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two ladies.
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culous.
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of hero.
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jubilee.
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good speakers.
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Remember free-martins.
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as Jonathan says.
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they are apt to let each other into all the secrets
blessedness.
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saying it is.
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ancle.
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of Watt or Daedalus.
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and hypocritical.
of perukes.
on the spot,
di Medici.
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They can neither think, feel, nor act after the fashion
berries.
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exercise.
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sable.
upwards.
postage.
speaks volumes.
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C cut it,
D divided it;"
farthing.
politics or religion.
is not good-looking.
ticular.
the table.
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not for the thing itself, but for the reason winch makes
the cunning young creatures do it.
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of a good conscience.
their sweethearts.
civilized.
coxcomb.
for the other world, than for the good things of this
life. My illustrious friend, Dando, was, it is true, an
exception.
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months.
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by it.
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your son comes home from school with his cork drawn, or
his ogles in mourning. These pugnacious little bantams
are generally good fellows at heart, and will make bold,
into the tea-pot, you will make the tea infuse in half the
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crabs.
oversight.
monials.
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sealed book.
is fired at you.
taller. People from five feet ten to six feet are perfectly
violation.
of it.
man or woman put into the box, has no chance with the
but cutting him off did not cure the evil. Instead of
ably gone and the question was only whether she was to
;
her beauty.
despised.
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Cakes.
upon you.
P. S. Supposing you to be a bachelor.
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better half.
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is not the scenery which makes the poet, but the mind
a Cockney.
of his body.
Ill
exhibit discrepancies.
his grace.
to themselves.
a half.
cost.
of a husband.
tionable pronunciation.
man's character.
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brave and strong as the Irish, and have far more cool-
ness.
in the house.
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sword.
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approximation.
,
in Paisley.
of poteen.
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Yankees.
P. S. Talking of Yankees, it is amusing to hear
Cooper the novellist, called the American Walter
Scott. This puts me in mind of our own Stothard,
Great talkers are, for the most part, great asses. What
says the couplet ?
heartier.
existed.
of effecting a cure.
to do with you.
you are sure to get into their bad graces, and they
become inveterate enemies for life.
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good turn, unless they are paid for it. The soonei
them.
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tion ?
true, and I will answer for it, that the child never
disobeyed again.
an object of veneration.
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and the latter are, for the most part, indifferent opera-
tors.
its energies.
ing. Try ten hours of each, and you will find the
difference.
for with all his fine genius he would have made nothing
of it. I cannot agree with Scott in regretting that
description.
to such misfortunes.
on the subject.
sumphs.
opportunity.
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ment, and one who is not, may not only live in the
most perfect harmony, but come to like each other very
much, the milder unconsciously giving way to, and
acknowledging the supremacy of the stronger spirit.
sex.
face to ask.
to enforce it.
gate.
only daughter.
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bad.
or geese.
piece of advice.
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ferable nuisances.
productions of genius.
remark.
to pay.
intellect.
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copied into all the papers of the Union, and from them
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political economists.
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in the wrong.
They are eternally on the qui vive, and keep the house
in an uproar about nothing. One of the best notables
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contradicted.
male.
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If you run away with a girl, let it be with one who only
submits to such a step after a severe and distressing
you have already heard, and are familiar with all its
supply yourself with the best of the lot you can find.
in Europe.
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keener.
Women are far less apt to get bald than men, neither
facts.
its defects ; and where none really exist, they are pretty
sure to invent them. Superior intellects, on the other
and power.
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cals.
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adorn.
are politicians.
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pays to virtue.
" pride has got a fall;" and the world, with its usual
at once.
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ren turn cannibals, and eat each other. The rat does
procurable ?
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ISoofc of ^pfiorisms.
THE END.
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