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Get Off Your Phone

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/30121269.

Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: F/F, F/M, M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationship: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Marlene
McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter
Pettigrew & James Potter, Mary Macdonald/Emmeline Vance, Caradoc
Dearborn/Benjy Fenwick
Character: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Peter
Pettigrew, Mary Macdonald, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes,
Benjy Fenwick, Caradoc Dearborn, Emmeline Vance, Regulus Black,
Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Horace Slughorn, Alastor "Mad-
Eye" Moody, Euphemia Potter, Fabian Prewett, Gideon Prewett (Harry
Potter)
Additional Tags: Texting, text fic, Drunk Texting, Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter),
Marauders, Modern Marauders (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe -
Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, wolfstar,
dorlene, jily, Everyone Is Gay, LGBTQ Character, Gay Sirius Black,
Bisexual Remus Lupin, Pansexual James Potter, Asexual Peter
Pettigrew, Bisexual Mary Macdonald, Bisexual Lily Evans, Lesbian
Marlene McKinnon, Pansexual Dorcas Meadowes, Group chat,
Alternate Universe, Good Peter Pettigre w, Good Regulus Black,
Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Sirius Black & Marlene McKinnon
Friendship, Latina Marlene McKinnon, Jewish Remus Lupin, Jewish Lily
Evans, marauders texting, Desi James Potter, Pop Culture, Mentions of
Taylor Swift, Swiftie Lily Evans, Flirting, Oblivious Remus Lupin,
Comfort/Angst, Recreational Drug Use, Happy Ending, Alternate
Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
Series: Part 1 of Get Off Your Phone
Stats: Published: 2021-03-18 Updated: 2021-05-05 Chapters: 47/? Words:
96755

Get Off Your Phone

by thebiinbitch

Summary

texting fic about my favorite gays in university because i've been obsessed with texting fics
lately.
+ the twitter threads i've been doing on my tiktok acc (@thoughtsofamilf) really inspired
me to start writing this.

this is mainly a wolfstar fic, but i could never not give you jily, dorlene and bisexual mary
macdonald :)

marleyandme: THANK YOU JESUS

 
 

marleyandme: LORD
marleyandme: HOLY FUCKING CHRIST YES

bigmac: dude ur an atheist

marleyandme: yeah and??

- rated mature due to *a lot* of swearing and sex jokes. nothing explicit, don't worry!

(also fuck jkr, dude..... but we all know that)

 
 

CHAPTER 1: Damn Mamas Chill

Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes

[Effie’s Boyz ASF]

9:03AM 

padfoot: this is it

padfoot: im ending it all

prongs: lol what

padfoot: i physically cannot take this fucking class anymore.......fucking slughorn dude

prongs: u were the mf who CHOSE to take this course. you were asking for it. theory of color????

padfoot: i didnt think it would be this bad....... i can't take horace and his constant clapping. istg he
says a word and goes “so ”

padfoot: like dUDE

padfoot: WE’RE ALREADY PAYING ATTENTION ??????

prongs: speaking of paying attention

prongs: im in class rn

prongs: gtg

padfoot: NOOO

padfoot: PRONGS DONT LEAVE ME

padfoot: JAMES

padfoot: JAMES
 
 

padfoot: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

padfoot: i hate u

padfoot: ok i don't actually hate u but im very mad rn.

[Destiny’s Child]

11:42AM 

marleyandme: im so hungry

marleyandme: anyone wanna go grab lunch???

bigmac: im having lunch with emmie today :(( sorry marls

marleyandme: whore

marleyandme: and oooh emmie???  nickname and all huh.......romantic

bigmac: lol no

bigmac: we’re just friends

bigmac: AND benjy is coming along too

marleyandme: but u like her tho

bigmac: i’d let her hit

marleyandme: fair

marleyandme: @barksexybark  ???

barksexybark: im down

barksexybark: where do u wanna go

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