Pickup Lines

do you know whats on the menu? Its Me-n-u if falling in love was illegal will you
be my partner in crime? Remember me? Oh sorry thats right, I met you only in my
dreams could you tell me the time, i lost track of time when i saw you you are
pridfodeurcious, i had to make up a word because theres no other word to describe
you are you an ambulance cause i will get myself injured just to get inside of you
are you a haunted house cause I want to scream when i come inside of you are you a
Nazis because you took my breath away Jewish rizz are you a bubblegum cause I want
to blow you are you global warming cause your melting my heart faster than the
glaciers baby do you live at the twin towers, because I wanna crash at your place
are you a trampoline because I want to jump on top of you if you were a vegetable
you would be a cute-cumber are you an exam baby, because I have been studying you
like crazy if i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. Are
you a chicken at KFC? Cause you're finger licking good do you play soccer? because
you are a keeper are you a virus, because you infected my heart are you a caravan
because I want you to carry my children Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting
lost in your beautiful eyes. are you a school, because I want to shoot a lot of
kids inside of you Are you a dictionary? Cause you're my definition of perfect.
miss, you drop something.....its my jaw Baby, are you the moon? Because your beauty
makes me wanna go into space. Are you a keyboard, because I want to smash you~
Mirror Mirror in my hands whose the most beautiful of them all *shows mirror* so
that he/she could see themselves. when I saw you, i was about to ask you for your
signature because every masterpiece have one do you drink soda? becuase you are so-
da-licious Your body is 60% water, and I am thirsty this one dirty tho hear me out-
You are so hot, even my zipper is falling for you~ I am here, what are your two
other wishes are you a magician, because when I look at you, everyone else
disappears I must be a snowflake cause i have fallen for you is there a spark
between us cause you are lighting up my world can i get your picture, because i
want to prove my friends that angels do exist Is your name dunkin because I do-nut
want to spend another day without you If i had been a cat, I would spend all nine
lives with you i would never play hide n seek with you because someone like you is
impossible to find I am going to complain spotify because they didn't name you as
"in this week's hottest single" you must be a broom cause you swept me off my feet
what's your name cause I will be screaming that for the rest of the night~ Do you
have a name or should I just call you mines? aside from being sexy, what do you do
for living You must be my keyboard because you are just my type I could rearrange
the alphabet again just so that I can put my D in U if i had to rate you from the
alphabet you would be Q and T. Be my beauty and I will be your beast. Be my beauty
and I can be the beast in bed. Do you know whats the most loveliest thing in my
photo gallery? Your picture. I just saw a clone of you....you know the phrase,
every masterpiece has its cheap copy. Im no photographer, but i can picture us
together. I can't turn water into wine but i can turn you into mine. I am jealous
of your heart because its pounding inside of you and I am not. Are you april? Cuz
im a fool for you. Are you my dad, because I have been looking for you my whole
life. Are you a boiled egg because you don't get pretty until you take everything
off of you? Dark circles under my eyes, always tired all the time. One reason for
that is cuz, i spend restless nights with you on my mind. if i would get a flower
for every time i'd think about you, i'd have one flower, bcs your beauty has never
left my mind. If i'd get a flower for ever time i'd think about you, i would be
walking through an endless flower garden. Are you the voices? Because I can't get
you out of my head. If you were a parking ticket you have fine written all over
you. No pen and no paper yet you still draw my attention. Are you the sun cuz you
blinded my eyes. Are you a piano? because i wanna hear the noises you make when i
play with you. Are you my heart, because I can't live without you. I just hurt my
knee...falling for you. my camera might be 4K but my heart is always 4U. in maths,
they always talk about x and y but not u and i. Lets cosplay as Proton and Electron
so that we could attract each other. Are you Proton or Electron because you are
highly and positively attractive. Are you an AC cuz you give me chills. Can I buy
you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing. Kiss me if I’m wrong
but, the earth is for sure flat. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but my phone must be
broken because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it. Do you believe in love at
first sight? Or, do I have to walk by again? Are you a toaster? Because I am
looking for something to take a bath with tonight. Ow! I just bit my lip. Can you
kiss it and make it better? I’m no cashier but you got a couple things on you I’d
like to check out! You want to know why I’m always thinking about you? Because my
mom told me to think about my future. I always thought happiness started with the
letter H. But my happiness starts with U. Can I take your picture? I need it to
show Santa what I want for Christmas.