12.

I give expnsive gifts only if I love the people receiving it

13.I couldn’t do without a maid since my mansion is so big it

would take me weeks to clean it all off myself

14. I need to relax from time to time, otherwise I’ll lose my first
offense

15. Couples should have children so as to beat China’s ass in the

biggest poopulation worldwide ranking

16. I bet she’ll be sorry she once called me a had-been actress

17. I get a kick out of speaking english so as to confuse my family

about whatever I’m saying

18. I like mow the lawn whenever I see that it has grown half na
inch more than the height it’s supposed to

19. She moans and groans so as to not get her housework done
when needed

20. I wouldn’t live in a run-down area even if I needed to, as

though I look tough, my pretty face couldn’t take the slightest
slap