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Kenya Protesters in Nairobi throw stones at police during rallies called by
the opposition leader, Raila Odinga, over spiralling costs of living and
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A week in the life of the world Inside
24 March 2023
45-50 OPINION
45 Randeep Ramesh
US always looks after No 1
47 Stefan Stern
The new office perk-cession
48 Rebecca Solnit
Biden’s drilling mistake
51-59 C U LT U R E
TV, film, music, theatre,
art, architecture & more
51 Design
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to raise interest rates and banks are now one careful owner
starting to fall over in the US. “Financial crises 57 Books
have occurred on average once a decade over George Eliot’s complicated
the past half century so the one unfolding is, relationship with marriage
if anything, overdue,” he says.
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Fiddling on the roof
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15 PA K I S TA N 17 INDONESIA 19 JA PA N D E AT H S
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contest to read ancient scrolls it a useful tool for weaning
found in toilet paper charred by the eruption of Mount smokers off cigarettes. However,
All toilet paper from across the globe Vesuvius in AD79 after showing an the long-term health effects
checked for toxic PFAS contained the artificial intelligence program can Length in remain uncertain since vaping is
compounds, and the waste flushed extract letters and symbols from metres of the a recent phenomenon.
down toilets probably creates a X-ray images of the documents. neck of Mamen-
significant source of water pollution, Scientists led by Prof Brent Seales chisaurus
new research has found. of the University of Kentucky read sinocanadorum,
Once in sewage treatment plants, the scrolls by training an algorithm a dinosaur that
the chemicals can be packed in to spot differences in the papyrus roamed east
sewage sludge that is eventually structure captured by the X-rays. Asia more than
spread on cropland as fertiliser, His team hope that $250,000 in 160m years ago,
or spilt into waterways. “Toilet prizes attracts research groups who making it the
paper should be considered as a can improve the AI and accelerate longest-necked
potentially major source of PFAS the decoding of the only intact creature ever
entering wastewater treatment library to survive from antiquity. found
Eyewitness
Purly queen
The front gates of
a 2.4-metre by 1.5-metre
replica of Buckingham
Palace, knitted by Margaret
Seaman of Caister-on-Sea
in Norfolk. It was the latest
ambitious architectural
replica undertaken by the
93-year-old knitter and
took her eight months to
complete. She first started
making knitted models as
part of a local fundraising
group after her husband’s
death and has since raised
about £100,000 ($120,000)
for charitable causes.
NILS JORGENSEN/
REX/SHUTTERSTOCK
TA X AT I O N SECURITY POLICE
Chancellor under fire for TikTok app is banned from Survival of London force
change to pensions savings government mobile phones depends on ‘regaining trust’
The chancellor has been accused Britain is to prohibit the use of the London’s Metropolitan police has
of unveiling a £4bn ($4.9bn) tax Chinese-owned video-sharing no “God-given right” to exist in its
giveaway that will benefit the app TikTok on ministers’ and civil current size and form if it cannot
wealthiest people in the UK. servants’ mobile phones. regain the trust and confidence it
Jeremy Hunt announced The decision marks a sharp has haemorrhaged after a series
a shake-up of the rules governing U-turn from the UK’s previous of scandals, the leader of Britain’s
how much people can pay into position and follows a review police chiefs has said.
their pension pots, which will of the app by government Martin Hewitt, the chair
not affect the vast majority of the cybersecurity experts. It will cover of the National Police Chiefs’
population but could lead to huge ministers’ and civil servants’ work Council (NPCC), said the new
gains for the top few per cent of phones, but not personal phones. Met commissioner, Mark Rowley,
wealthy, older pension savers. It brings the UK in line with had been resolute in taking on
Labour claimed it was a handout the US government and the the challenges facing Britain’s
£18
for “the richest 1%” and that European Commission, both of biggest force and deserved time to
someone with a £2m pension pot which announced similar bans turn it around.
would pay up to £275,000 less tax. on TikTok in the past month, and A report due out this week was
The government said it had to demonstrates how fast western expected to severely criticise the The total
act because of a “tax trap” that trust in China and TikTok has Met police for multiple failings amount ($22) in
could mean a growing exodus deteriorated in recent months. including misogyny, racism savings collected
of doctors, dentists, teachers and homophobia. by a man from
and other senior public sector In a Guardian interview to mark north Devon in
employees retiring early, turning his retirement after three decades the eight months
down work or not applying for in policing, Hewitt said it would since having his
higher-paid positions. Others take years to regain lost trust. He supermarket
said that, while the changes also warned that policing needed loyalty scheme
would tackle the issue of 55% tax to make hundreds of millions of QR code tattooed
penalties faced by some doctors, pounds in savings and said the on to his
they would give a huge boost to criminal justice system was no forearm, to help
wealthy people. longer “effective” . him remember
to use it
Is it
time
to
panic
like
it’s
2008?
N
By Anna Isaac and The US Federal Reserve, the Bank
Kalyeena Makortoff of Canada, the Bank of England, the
Bank of Japan, the European Central
Bank and the Swiss National Bank
announced they would boost liquidity
through daily US dollar swaps. The
change was a modest expansion of an
existing programme in which the Fed
each week pays dollars to other central
banks in exchange for local currency.
The turmoil escalated after last
Tuesday’s admission by Credit
Suisse that it had found “material
weaknesses” in its financial report-
o one in ing. That mattered hugely to global
the British government’s Treasury markets. While far smaller in terms of
department had expected March to be assets under management than it used
easy. Last Monday’s economics-heavy to be before the global financial crisis,
review of defence and foreign policy, it was still one of Switzerland’s largest
and the budget that followed two days lenders, and a major European bank
later, meant that a tough week for its with a significant role in investments.
mandarins had already been priced in. Some high-profile voices have
But none of them expected to have to stoked fears that problems at banks
sell a bank for £1 ($1.20). such as SVB and Credit Suisse could
That happened last Monday, when spill over to the entire financial sector.
Treasury and central bank officials Larry Fink – chief executive of
eventually brokered a deal for HSBC to BlackRock, the world’s largest
Cheques and
balances
Is this another
financial crash?
By Jonathan Barrett
ECONOMICS central banks to raise interest rates interest rates this week; the financial
and to suck the money they had markets expected, in both cases,
created out of the financial system. anything up to a 0.25 point increase.
Now we know. Frankly, it should be a no-brainer.
be a one-off
July last year before increasing stability. Good luck with that.
borrowing costs for the first time The Fed, the ECB and the Bank of
in a decade, and went ahead with England have tightened policy and
an increase last week despite news things are starting to break.
Larry Elliott that the banking malaise had spread It wasn’t always thus. There was
across the Atlantic to Credit Suisse. a marked absence of banking crises
I
t has been a year since the As Dhaval Joshi of BCA Research in the 25 years after the second There was
Federal Reserve started to raise pointed out last week, there are world war; banks were more tightly
interest rates and banks are three classic signs that a recession regulated than today. Reforms put
debate
starting to fall over in the US. is coming in the US: a downturn in place after the Great Depression, about what
Anybody who thinks Silicon Valley in the housing market, bank including capital controls and the US would
Bank was a one-off is deluding failures and rising unemployment. separation of retail and investment
themselves. Financial crises have Housebuilding is down by 20% in banking, were designed to ensure happen
occurred on average once a decade the past year, which means the first governments could pursue their if central
over the past half century so the one has happened. The problems at SVB economic objectives without fear
unfolding is, if anything, overdue. and other regional banks suggest the that they would be blown off course
banks were
The reckoning has been delayed second condition is being met. The by currency runs or market turmoil. to raise
because, since 2008, banks third harbinger is unemployment Over the past 50 years, rates. Now
have been operating in a world rising by 0.5 percentage points; it is the financial sector has been
of ultra-low interest rates and up by 0.2 points. liberalised and grown much
we know
periodic injections of electronic “Banks tend to fail just before bigger. Regulation and supervision
cash from central banks. Originally recessions begin,” Joshi says. “If have been tightened since the
a temporary expedient after the history is any guide, the start of global financial crisis but with
collapse of Lehman Brothers, bank failures presages an economic only limited effect. SVB was
cheap and plentiful money became recession that is more imminent supposed to be a small bank that
a constant prop for the markets. than many people anticipate.” could operate with less stringent
Over the years, there was debate The Fed and the Bank of England regulation than a bank deemed to be
about what would happen were were both due to meet to decide on “systemically important”.
There is not the remotest
possibility of a return to the curbs Approaching
on banks that were in place during turmoil can be
the 1950s and 1960s but that, as has mapped using
become evident in the past 15 years, economic data
has its costs. One is that economies SINOPIX/REX
ENVIRONMENT
‘Final warning’
issued on
climate crisis
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RUS SI A /C H I NA
X
▲ Matryoshka
Xi’s visit
i Jinping said China is ready will be fruitful and give new momen-
with Russia “to stand guard tum to the healthy and stable develop- dolls depicting
over the world order based ment of Chinese-Russian relations.” Xi Jinping
S
establish India as a Hindu, rather than killings of non-locals and minority
uhail Ahmad Shah stood secular, country. In states such as Uttar Kashmiri Hindus.
despairingly before the wreck- Pradesh, Delhi and Gujarat, bulldozers “We do not feel safe in Kashmir,”
age that for two decades had have been used to destroy the homes said Rinku Bhat, who fled his home
provided his livelihood. Just of Muslim activists accused of involve- after the killings. “Our people are being
hours before, he had been busy at the ment in protests and of communities killed in broad daylight by gunmen.
workshop when he heard an ominous alleged to be illegal immigrants. We are demanding that we should
crunch, and the tin roof began to cave Panic spread in Kashmir that be posted to safer locations but the
in. He barely made his escape before so-called “bulldozer politics”were government has not helped.”
a bulldozer flattened the entire place. being deployed against its Muslims. Kavinder Gupta, senior BJP leader
“No notice was served to us,” said Mehbooba Mufti, former chief minis- and former deputy chief minister of
Shah, 38. “The officials came suddenly ter of Kashmir, termed the demolition the region, dismissed the allegations.
and demolished our workshop. No one drive “a ruse to further push people ‘No one is “There is peace in Kashmir,” he
is listening to us. We’ve been paying to economic margins by demolishing said. “The people promoting Pakistan’s
rent. Isn’t this an atrocity?” their homes and livelihood”. listening agenda and raising its flag were given
His workshop selling second- Since independence in 1947, Kash- to us. a free hand by past governments.
hand car parts in Srinagar, the mir has been the touchstone issue The actions taken in Kashmir were
summer capital of the Indian state between India and Pakistan. They
We’ve been necessary, and the results are in front
of Kashmir, was just one of dozens of have gone to war multiple times for paying of us.” Observer
structures across the region caught control over the disputed territory, rent. Isn’t AAKASH HASSAN IS A JOURNALIST BASED
up in a widespread demolition drive which is split between the two coun-
in February. The purpose, according tries. On the Indian side was the state this an IN KASHMIR; HANNAH ELLIS-PETERSEN
IS THE GUARDIAN AND OBSERVER’S
to the government, was to “retrieve” of Jammu and Kashmir where, from atrocity?’ SOUTH ASIA CORRESPONDENT
S
All of those impacts are set to experts and approved by all the
cientists have delivered a increase rapidly, as we have failed to governments. The next update will
“final warning” on the climate reverse the 200-year trend of rising be published about 2030 – by that
crisis, as rising greenhouse gas greenhouse gas emissions, despite Stark facts time the most critical choices will
emissions push the world to more than 30 years of warnings from Current effects have been made.
the brink of irrevocable damage that the IPCC, which published its first The report is clear about what
of warming
only swift and drastic action can avert. report in 1990. is at stake – everything: “There
The Intergovernmental Panel on The world heats up in response to is a rapidly closing window of
Climate Change (IPCC), made up of the
world’s leading climate scientists, set
out the final part of its mammoth sixth
the accumulation of carbon dioxide
and other greenhouse gases in the
atmosphere, so every year in which
3bn
Number of
opportunity to secure a liveable and
sustainable future for all.”
“The choices and actions
assessment report on Monday. emissions continue to rise eats up the people living in implemented in this decade [ie
The comprehensive review of available “carbon budget” and means areas “highly by 2030] will have impacts now
human knowledge of the climate crisis far more drastic cuts will be needed in vulnerable” and for thousands of years,” it
took hundreds of scientists eight years future years. to climate said. The climate crisis is already
to compile and runs to thousands of Yet there is still hope of staying breakdown taking away lives and livelihoods
pages, but boiled down to one message: within 1.5C, according to the report. across the world, and the report
act now, or it will be too late.
The UN secretary general, António
Hoesung Lee, the chair of the IPCC,
said: “This synthesis report under- 50% said the future effects will be even
worse than was thought: “For any
Guterres, said: “This report is a clarion scores the urgency of taking more Proportion of given future warming level, many
call to massively fast-track climate ambitious action and shows that, if world population climate-related risks are higher than
efforts by every country and every sec- we act now, we can still secure a livable that is already [previously] assessed.”
tor and on every timeframe. Our world sustainable future for all.” experiencing “Continued emissions will further
needs climate action on all fronts: Temperatures are now about periods of severe affect all major climate system
everything, everywhere, all at once.” 1.1C above pre-industrial levels, the water scarcity components, and many changes
In sober language, the IPCC set IPCC found. If greenhouse gas emis- will be irreversible on centennial to
out the devastation that has already sions can be made to peak as soon as millennial time scales,” it said. To
been inflicted on swathes of the world. possible, and are reduced rapidly in follow the path of least suffering
Extreme weather caused by climate the following years, it may still be pos- – limiting global temperature rise
breakdown has led to increased deaths sible to avoid the worst ravages that to 1.5C – greenhouse gas emissions
from intensifying heatwaves in all would follow a 1.5C rise. must peak “at the latest before
regions, millions of lives and homes FIONA HARVEY IS A GUARDIAN
destroyed in droughts and floods, ENVIRONMENT EDITOR
2025”, the report said, followed by this is the compromise language technology and finance: “Feasible, ▼ A road is
“deep global reductions”. Yet in agreed by all nations – many would effective, and low-cost options for waterlogged by
2022, global emissions rose again to go further if speaking alone. But it [emissions cutting] and adaptation incessant rain in
set a new record. also presents the signposts to the are already available” meaning solar Chennai, India
The 1.5C goal appears virtually path the world should and could and wind power, energy efficiency, IDREES MOHAMMED/EPA
out of reach, the IPCC said: “In the take to secure that liveable future. cuts in methane emissions and
near-term, global warming is more Amid the maze of detail in the halting the destruction of forests.
likely than not to reach 1.5C even thousands of pages of supporting The report does not shy away
under a very low emission scenario.” documents, three of these signposts from the daunting scale of the
A huge ramping up of work to stand tallest. First is that the choices we need to make. Money
protect people will therefore be climate crisis is fundamentally is key but, the report said, “there
needed. For example, “extreme a crisis of injustice: “The 10% of is sufficient global capital”.
sea level events” expected once households with the highest per Furthermore, it said, the costs of
a century today will strike at least capita emissions contribute 34-45% climate action are clearly lower than
once a year by 2100 in half of all of global consumption-based the damage from climate chaos.
monitored locations. emissions, while the bottom 50% But there is also a gaping climate
However, the faster emissions are contribute 13-15%.” The climate policy gap, between what is in
cut, the better it will be for billions emergency cannot end without place and what is needed: “Without
of people: “Adverse impacts and addressing the inequalities of a strengthening of policies, global
related losses and damages from income and gender for the simple warming of 3.2C is projected by
climate change will escalate with reason that “social trust” is required 2100.” That is the “highway to hell”.
every increment of global warming.” for “transformative change”. Three decades of IPCC warnings,
Every tonne of CO2 emissions The second signpost is that any mostly ignored, have brought us to
prevented also reduces the risk of new fossil fuel developments are the crossroads. As we stand there,
true catastrophe: “Abrupt and/or utterly incompatible with the net perhaps this is the simplest way to
irreversible changes in the climate zero emissions required. Oil, gas and state the choice set out by the IPCC
system, including changes triggered coal projects already in operation for political and corporate leaders:
when tipping points are reached.” will blow our chance of limiting what price a “sustainable and
The report presents the choice heating to 1.5C, unless some are liveable future for all”?
humanity faces in stark terms, made shut down early. DAMIAN CARRINGTON IS THE
all the more chilling by the fact that The third signpost points to GUARDIAN’S ENVIRONMENT EDITOR
The climate
emergency
cannot end
without
addressing
inequality
Escobar’s
Environment
hippos
may
be
sunk
T
COLOMBIA he first time a hippo emerged The notorious drug lord’s giant north-west Colombia said it is nego-
from the trees, waddled tiating with a park in India where it
pets have bred spectacularly
across the grass and slid plans to send 60 of the beasts and with
down the river bank into the – presenting the government a sanctuary in Mexico where it wants
murky waters of the Cocorná River, the with a new problem to solve to ship 10 of them.
fishers in Las Angelitas froze in awe. “It would be a great relief,” Zapata
“We’d heard rumours of these from Africa to join the giraffes, camels, said from the porch of his riverside
By Luke Taylor hippos and seen footprints down-river ostriches and other exotic animals in wooden house. “Please, if other coun-
PUERTO NARE but as we’ve never been to a zoo we’d the menagerie at his lavish Hacienda tries can help, take them all.”
never seen an animal like that in real Nápoles estate in the 1980s. The first two hippos that made their
life,” said Franki de Jesús Zapata Ciron. Since the hippos escaped after the homes in Las Angelitas in 2016 were
“An animal all the way from Africa, capo’s death in 1993, the government largely peaceful but a year later the
here? It seemed curious and beautiful.” has repeatedly failed to tame the pair had a calf and quickly became
People stopped working and booming population that has made territorial and aggressive. Now, eight
gathered to gaze at the 3-tonne beast, the Magdalena River basin its home. hippos live nearby and as the popu-
Zapata recalled. But as with previous It tried culling the animals in 2009 lation grows its effect is increasingly
chapters of Colombia’s 30-year saga but had to stop after a graphic photo difficult to manage. “Often we simply
with Pablo Escobar’s hippos, what caused national outrage. It contin- can’t go out at night to fish any more as
started as a curious experiment ues to sterilise the hippos, but they it’s too dangerous and there is less to
eventually became a plague and are breeding faster than they can be catch as the hippos scare them away,”
▲ A hippo in the source of division. found, caught and castrated. Zapata said.
lagoon at Pablo The hippo that sauntered into the Now, the regional government Just 15km west of Las Angelitas,
Escobar’s former river that day is one of scores that can wants to try a new strategy by attempt- where the Cocorná River meets the
hacienda be traced back to the drug lord who ing to ship Esocobar’s pets abroad. Magdalena, residents have more
FERNANDO VERGARA/AP imported four of the giant mammals The government of Antioquia state in affection for the giant mammals.
GUJA R AT BIG C AT S 25
Indian state to open new Asiatic lion sanctuary
“Everyone here is a bit afraid of them Lion conservation efforts said Jorge Moreno-Bernal, a biologist
and we know they are a social prob- in the Indian state of at Universidad del Norte and co-author
lem,” said Noraldo Garzón, who runs Gujarat have been so of the study.
the local shop in Estación Cocorná. successful that a new The species is damaging the eco-
“But if you were to ask people here if sanctuary will be opened system in the Magdalena – the largest
they want to get rid of them tomor- to house the abundant river in one of the most biodiverse
row, no way. They are a very endear- numbers of big cats. regions in the world. Each hippo eats
ing species and the people here have Gir national park is about 40kg of grass a night, meaning
grown to like them.” home to the world’s only that their excrement alone is poison-
W
Asiatic lion population ing the water, killing fish and jeopard-
ith its nondescript and the only place outside ising the river’s rich biodiversity. At
houses, blaring reggae- Africa where a lion can be gimmick” by Gujarat to risk are myriad species, such as the
ton and humid climate, seen in its natural habitat. avoid sharing the lions West Indian manatee, Neotropical
little distinguishes The number of the with other Indian states. otter and spectacled caiman, some
Estación Cocorná from other Colom- endangered animals has “Formally announcing endangered. The 4-metre long ani-
bian riverside settlements – besides its risen so high – with about Barda as a new lion mals are also increasingly coming into
colourful statue of a fisherman and his 400 in Gir and 300 in other sanctuary may lead to conflict with people, and attacks on
dog, a monument to the village’s tradi- parts of the state – that Gir more funds and better humans are becoming more common.
tion of fishing. But now the commu- has been overcrowded for management of the area, Experts studying the hippo inva-
nity has a new industry that is easier years. Lack of space has but it will not relieve the sion are sceptical that shipping the
and more lucrative: hippo tourism. forced lions to stray into pressure on Gir. If Barda is hippos abroad will solve the prob-
“We don’t want them to be sterilised villages and coastal areas. made more lion-friendly, lem. The sterilisation campaign is
or killed,” said 38-year-old Álvaro Díaz, Conservationists have the lions will breed even slow, dangerous and costly at about
a fisher who charges tourists to see the been pleading with the faster there and the $8,500 per animal. Exporting them
animals. “We’ve learned how to cohabit Gujarat government to population will grow even would mean having to capture the
with the hippopotamus and can read move some lions to other further,” said Andheria. hippos, test for diseases, sterilise
their body language so we know when parts of India to give those For India to have even them and then arrange transport in
they’re angry and want to be left alone. in Gir enough breathing more lions, he added, was custom-made crates via a caravan of
And besides, they were born here. space. Keeping so many good news, but the only helicopters after a quarantine period.
They’re Colombians too now.” of one species in the solution was for lions to “It’s not realistic. It’s just another
Cocorná’s location helps explain same place also makes be moved to other parts way to avoid taking the unpopular
attitudes there. It is far enough away the animal vulnerable to of the country. Only this but necessary decision to cull them,”
from the hippos that residents do not infectious diseases. would make it possible to Moreno-Bernal said. A few hippos were
come into direct contact with them but But the state move lions out of Gir and moved to a local zoo in the past but
close enough that villagers can make government has resisted also out of the other areas the operation was almost abandoned
a buck from ferrying tourists up-river the demand, prompting of Gujarat to give them the because the animals were too heavy to
to see them. criticism that it is being space they needed. transport, he added.
But that state of affairs could soon possessive about the lions “But Gujarat doesn’t Although exporting the hippos is
change. From the original four hippos to the point of disregarding want to do that,” said not a complete solution it could be use-
that escaped from Escobar’s estate, their best interests. Andheria. “It does not ful alongside sterilisation, David Ech-
about 130 exist today – the largest Authorities resisted a want to share the lion everri López, a spokesman for Cornare,
population outside Africa. And with 2013 supreme court ruling with other states. It wants the local environmental agency, said.
no crocodiles, lions or any other preda- ordering them to move to keep the lion for itself In Las Angelitas, people prefer steri-
tors to keep them in check, one study some lions to a sanctuary to enjoy the status of the lisation but say they would support a
estimated that by 2034 the hippo pop- in the neighbouring state only state in India that has cull if necessary. At a recent meeting
ulation will number 1,400. “Several of Madhya Pradesh. The lions. That’s why it keeps of the local fishing association, several
censuses have been conducted in ruling said a move was coming up with these frills members said they fear if the state can-
recent years and every time their essential to prevent a and cosmetic changes that not deal with the problem the local
populations exceed our predictions,” disease from potentially are no solution at all.” community may have to take matters
wiping out the entire Amrit Dhillon Delhi into their own hands. Rumours sug-
130
population. Now Gujarat gest they already have – and that hippo
has said some lions will tastes just like grilled pork.
be moved out of Gir, For Zapata, there are no real options
The number of hippos now, descended although only to another Lack of but to continue living Escobar’s legacy.
from the four that escaped from place within the state, space has “I’ve asked the local government if
Escobar’s estate. They make up the Barda Wildlife Sanctuary. they will support me if I lose a limb or
largest population outside Africa The new home will take
forced lions my boat is damaged by the hippos, but
about 40 lions. to stray into they have no answer. Yet if we shoot
1.4k
For Anish Andheria, the villages one, they will be here immediately and
president of the Wildlife we’ll be thrown in prison. What are we
Conservation Trust, this and coastal supposed to do?”
The estimated number of hippos in is yet another “misleading areas LUKE TAYLOR IS A JOURNALIST
Colombia by 2034 if left unchecked COVERING LATIN AMERICA, FROM
BOGOTÁ, COLOMBIA
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NDD o many of their sons loved
football. The game meant
inclusion and friendship
regardless of language or
culture; it cemented bonds in their
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n the day her son was killed,
Omar drove him to Masjid
an-Nur and waited in the car
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while Tariq went inside to
pray. Moments later, gunfire began. She has published a book – written for In February, New Zealand’s
Omar now works to help coordinate Atta’s daughter, who was two when incoming prime minister, Chris Hip-
feedback and questions for the govern- he died – explaining grief and loss to kins, announced a hate speech law
ment from Muslims in Christchurch. children, which was distributed in Number of proposed by Ardern after the attack – a
Tariq’s mother has left his bedroom New Zealand’s schools. people killed lightning rod for political controversy
untouched, drawers full of stones. His Last September, she spoke on a in the mass – would be shelved and referred to an
portrait sat on an empty chair at his United Nations panel about the rights shootings independent commission for advice.
older sister’s wedding, and Rosemary and needs of terrorism victims, along- at Masjid It was disappointing for Salama,
imagines him playing with her first side a mother bereaved in the 2011 an-Nur and because, she adds: “Islamophobia is
grandchild, now aged two. massacre by a white supremacist in Linwood on the rise in New Zealand, definitely.”
“ Tariq would have been a great Norway. Both women listed similar Islamic For all their efforts to influence laws
uncle,” she says, “and he would have concerns, years apart: insufficient centre, and policies, she, Omar and Abbas are
bought Amira a football and been mental health support, a lack of Christchurch, all driven by something more simple.
teaching her the moves.” accountability, and the insidious global on 15 March At the August 2020 sentencing for
As a little boy, Tariq attended a spread of racist online extremism that 2019 the terrorist, who was sentenced to life
Muslim kindergarten in Christchurch fuelled both crimes. in prison without the chance of parole
where the ripples of devastation from “It was a chance to reassure myself after pleading guilty to all charges
the attack are evident. Past students, that my feelings and what I’m going (he has since sought leave to appeal),
as well as parents of pupils, were through is legitimate, that I’m not Noraini Abbas told the court she would
among those killed. One student, aged exaggerating it and I’m not alone,” “live my life doing great things for our
four, who attended prayers with her Salama says. people, our community”.
father, survived gunshot wounds. In Christchurch, she worries about She kept her word. In the absence
Maysoon Salama, who runs the intergenerational trauma in a small of an official public memorial, Abbas
kindergarten, was also nursing hurt; community where she knows every- gathered support from residents near
her husband was badly injured in the one’s children. Lyttelton’s Pony Point, a quiet spot
attack and her son, Atta Elayyan, 33 – a “Loss of confidence, loss of overlooking the ocean, for something
futsal goalkeeper for New Zealand’s businesses, loss of work, physical Photographs informal. There, locals planted 51 trees
national team – was killed. Her Mus- issues that people are facing are really Carly Earl/ – one for each person killed.
lim faith remains as strong as ever, she hard for families to handle on their Alex Lovell- CHARLOTTE GRAHAM-MCLAY IS A
says. But much else is different. own,” Salama says. Smith JOURNALIST BASED IN WELLINGTON
T
onight, and almost every carrying the day’s molecular detritus If we don’t get enough regular sleep, ‘Sleep is a
night, something amazing away as it leaves. these toxic byproducts can accumu-
will happen inside your Most people recognise that if they late, gradually increasing our risk very active
brain. As you turn off the don’t get enough sleep, their mood and of dementia and brain diseases. We state for the
light switch and fall asleep, you will memory will suffer the next day. But tend to get less deep sleep as we get brain – and
be switching on the neurological mounting evidence is implicating this older, making it harder to clear out
equivalent of a dishwasher deep-clean “brainwashing” function of sleep in the debris. Fortunately, scientists are a special
cycle. First, the activity of billions of longer-term brain health. homing in on ways to boost this kind state for
brain cells will begin to synchronise, “Sleep is not just a state where of sleep, which could ultimately help
and oscillate between bursts of exci- things turn off. Sleep is a very active to keep our brains healthier for longer.
fluid flow
tation and rest. Coupled with these state for the brain – and it seems to be It wasn’t until 2012 that Prof Maiken within the
“slow waves”, blood will begin to a special state for fluid flow within Nedergaard at the University of brain’
flow in and out of your brain, allow- the brain,” said Laura Lewis, assistant Rochester Medical Center in the US and
ing pulses of the straw-coloured professor of biomedical engineering her colleagues identified a plumbing
cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) that usually at Boston University in the US, who system in the brain that springs to life
surrounds your brain to wash in and has captured images of this pumping during sleep, and enables the organ to
be pushed through the brain tissue, process in sleeping humans. clean itself.
N EU ROSCIENCE
By Linda Geddes
They found a series of tiny channels Deep sleep isn’t only important for DI E TA RY R E SE A RC H
surrounding the brain’s blood vessels keeping the brain clean. We release
that allow CSF to filter in, and get growth hormone during it, helping to
pushed through the brain tissue by the repair muscles, bones and immune
pulse of blood alongside – and dubbed cells. Deep sleep is also considered
it “the glymphatic system”, because it important for memory consolidation
is similar to the body’s lymphatic net- and the regulation of blood glucose.
work except managed by the brain’s So, what if scientists could find a
glial (support) cells. Having such a way to reboot deep sleep as we get
system is important because your older? Prof Penelope Lewis, a sleep
neurons are extremely active during researcher at the University of Cardiff,
the day, and produce waste. believes this could be possible. Deep
“Just as if you don’t have a filter in sleep is characterised by the brain’s
an aquarium, the fish will die in their neurons firing together in bursts of
own dirt, all this stuff accumulates in electrical activity, followed by periods
the brain that needs to be removed,” of relative inactivity – which can be Mediterranean
dit di
diett ‘‘may
Nedergaard said. visualised as “waves” on a recording lower risk of dementia’
One such molecule is beta-amyloid, of brain activity called an electro-
a toxic protein that accumulates inside encephalogram (EEG). The Cardiff A Mediterranean diet of nuts,
the brains of Alzheimer’s patients, and team has demonstrated that playing seafood, grains and vegetables
disrupts brain cell function. Neder- a “click” sound to sleeping volunteers could lower the risk of dementia
gaard showed that significantly more as they approach the peak of each Gut feeling by almost a quarter, according to
beta-amyloid was removed from the oscillation can enhance this neural Study is food new research. The data suggests
brain during sleep. Other studies have synchrony, resulting in higher peaks for thought eating plant-based foods may
found an association between lifelong and deeper troughs. have a “protective effect” against
sleep disruption, elevated levels of “If you keep doing that again and dementia, regardless of genetic risk,
amyloid and Alzheimer’s risk.
However, Nedergaard believes the
again, it can boost the amount of slow-
wave sleep that you get, and it may 23% which researchers said could form
the basis for future public health
system could be important for the boost the extent to which memories The drop in risk strategies if confirmed.
clearance of many other molecules; are consolidated across that sleep as of developing Joint lead author of the study
from the tau protein that accumulates well,” Prof Lewis said. dementia for Dr Janice Ranson, a senior research
in Parkinson’s disease to lactic acid, Extending this to older adults those following a fellow at the University of Exeter,
which builds up in the brain when appears to be more challenging. Mediterranean said: “This is likely to be a beneficial
we are awake and has been linked to Although the Cardiff team has man- diet lifestyle choice for people looking
seizures. Other researchers have sug- aged to boost their slow waves, “when to make healthy dietary choices and
gested that the glymphatic system
could provide a missing link between
we compare it to what happens in a
younger group, the effect is puny”, 60k reduce their risk of dementia.”
The findings, in the journal BMC
disrupted sleep and mood disorders she said. Researchers are investigat- Number of Medicine, are based on data from
such as bipolar, or psychiatric diseases ing whether targeting the sound to a people whose more than 60,000 individuals from
including schizophrenia. particular time point during the oscilla- health records the UK Biobank, an online database
were taken into
L
tion could have a more powerful effect. of medical and lifestyle records.
ewis has expanded on The key thing to focus on is sleep account Over nearly a decade, there were
Neder gaard’s studies by quality, which means avoiding coffee, 882 cases of dementia, but those
persuading human volunteers alcohol, exercise and electronic who followed a strict Mediterranean
to have their brains imaged devices in the run-up to bed, and diet had a 23% lower risk of
while they sleep. “We saw these large maintaining a dark bedroom over- developing the condition, compared
waves of fluid flow that started to wash night. “If light is coming in through ‘This is with those who ate differently.
over the brain about every 20 seconds the window, or from pilot lights on Susan Mitchell, head of policy
or so, and could travel quite long dis- electronic devices, even if it doesn’t likely to be at Alzheimer’s Research UK, said
tances inside the brain,” she said. “As wake you up, it may kick you into a a beneficial there were no sure ways to prevent
soon as people woke up, this flow pat- lighter sleep stage and you won’t feel choice for dementia. “There is a wealth of
tern would disappear.” as well rested,” said Prof Lewis. evidence that eating a healthy,
This system seems to be most active Sleep may look like a passive people balanced diet can help reduce the
during slow-wave sleep – the deepest process, but as your consciousness looking risk of cognitive decline. But the
phase of non-rapid eye movement checks out, the glymphatic system evidence for specific diets is much
sleep, predominating during the early kicks in, helping to keep your brain
to reduce less clearcut.”
hours of the morning. fresh and clean. Just as with house- their risk of Prof David Curtis from UCL’s
For reasons not yet fully under- work, if you miss the occasional dementia’ Genetics Institute said the study did
stood, people experience less of session, no one may notice, but if not reflect the fact that people who
this kind of sleep as they get older. you scrimp too much, the clutter will Dr Janice ate a Mediterranean diet were more
SALLY CAULWELL
The glymphatic system also shows gradually accumulate and eventually Ranson likely to have a generally healthy
a dramatic decrease in efficacy as we come crashing down. University of lifestyle, making it unclear whether
age. “Your dishwasher only works LINDA GEDDES IS A GUARDIAN SCIENCE Exeter the diet itself reduces dementia risk.
at 20% capacity,” Nedergaard said. CORRESPONDENT Rachel Hall
▼ George W Bush
prematurely
declares the end
of major combat in
Iraq on 1 May 2003
J SCOTT APPLEWHITE/AP
T
I R A Q WA R he French statesman Georges including the CIA chief, Bill Burns,
20 YEARS ON Clemenceau once said: “War but those who mattered, including
is a series of catastrophes the notably incurious George W
that results in a victory.” Bush, chose to ignore the warnings.
In the case of the invasion of Iraq, Dodge was even invited to Downing
Special report however, the war that began 20 years
ago started in victory and has ended
Street to warn Blair that the invasion
would be a disaster. He recalls Blair
politics to this day me, how does this end?” Yet the long
shadow of the invasion still looms over
the international order, staining the
they were planning to occupy it and
run the place. It was hubris of the
highest order.”
reputation of those who instigated The breathtaking mishandling
Proxy wars, unchecked despotism, sectarian it and dealing a heavy blow to the of the biggest attempt at liberal
violence, diplomatic deadlocks – many of the confidence that had buoyed the west interventionism since Vietnam is
after the fall of the Berlin Wall. now acknowledged by almost all
intractable problems facing international At this distance, 20 years on, it those involved. As looting swept the
relations can be traced to the debacle in Iraq seems to matter less whether the capital and the institutions of the
war was launched on a deceit, a dis- dictatorship were dismantled by the
tortion or a sincere false premise. It new occupiers, the US official desig-
By Patrick Wintour was a blunder that looks worse with nated to oversee the ministry of trade,
every year and memoir. Barack Obama Robin Raphel, walked the streets of
drew one lesson from the episode: Baghdad with an interpreter, asking:
“Don’t do stupid shit.” “Do you know anybody who is in the
The risks for Iraq were spelt out by ministry of trade?”
experts in Britain such as Rosemary The chaos has spawned a vast
Hollis and Toby Dodge and by innu- literature on post-conflict planning,
merable US Middle East specialists, and multi-volume official inquiries.
Baghdad created in the west a wariness about ‘No one had the first
in April 2003 military intervention that was to help
MICHAEL MACOR/ the Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad, idea about Iraq …
SAN FRANCISCO
CHRONICLE/AP
survive an armed rebellion and give it was hubris of the
Vladimir Putin an unexpected re-entry
ticket to the Middle East. highest order’
A US soldier If other Arab leaders needed a rea-
inspects son to suppress the threat posed by
preparations the Arab spring in 2011, the chaos of
to leave Iraq democracy in Iraq gave them that
MARTIN BUREAU/ excuse. The US withdrawal from
AFP/GETTY Afghanistan, instigated by Donald
Trump and pursued by Joe Biden, was
born of an exasperation with the failed
nation-building exemplified by Iraq.
The reputation of intelligence
agencies is only just starting to recover.
Brown University’s Costs of War Pro-
ject estimates that the taxpayer bill for
post-9/11 US wars reached $8tn. About
400,000 Iraqis died.
Even now, the invasion has a sharp
contemporary relevance, with a
western wariness about regime change
in Tehran, let alone Moscow. in the administration, Tony, and you
When the US denounces Russia’s know it.”
invasion of Ukraine, and extols the From Putin’s perspective,
sacrosanct virtues of national sover- everything the US did subsequently
eignty, territorial integrity and the UN – including flirting with Islamists dur-
charter, it only takes seconds for China ing the Arab spring, misleading him
and Russia to point to Iraq and accuse over UN authorisation for the toppling
the US of double standards. of Muammar Gaddafi in Libya, siding
“We have all, over the past 20 years, American unilateralism in Iraq was with groups that included jihadists
sifted through and tried to read the critical in convincing Putin, initially an against Assad’s Syria and supporting
runes about what was the big mistake. ally in Bush’s war on terror, of what he Ukraine’s 2014 Maidan protests – were
Some things accelerated the collapse, saw as the irredeemable arrogance of signs of a country that saw no distinc-
such as the legacy of sanctions or de- the US. In his diaries, Alastair Camp- tion between a “rules-based order”
Baathification,” Dodge said. “But the bell, Blair’s press secretary, captures and US hegemony.
big mistake, the original sin, was to the confrontation between Putin and The Saudis, the US’s long-term ally
invade a country you know nothing Blair in May 2003: “This was someone in the region, also felt betrayed by the
about with a bunch of exiles that had who felt he ought to be treated as an invasion. Riyadh did not favour elec-
not been there for 20 years. It was equal and was not being treated as tions in principle; it especially did not
destined for failure. Full stop.” an equal. He said the whole post-9/11 favour them when a Shia majority
The aftershocks are so pervasive ▼ A statue of response was designed to show off meant any elections would naturally
that the only risk is that a line of cau- Saddam Hussein American greatness.” As Blair started turn out in their favour, as they duly
sality is drawn to almost every major is toppled in his justification, Putin interjected: did in 2005. Saud al Faisal, the king-
global event of the past 20 years. Dis- Baghdad in 2003 “Don’t answer. There is no answer. dom’s foreign minister for 40 years,
entangling what can be traced back to SEAN SMITH That is the truth. There are bad people said the US had “effectively handed
the invasion and what may have other Iraq to Iran on a silver platter”.
origins is no easy task. Iran was quick to exploit the power
Ending Saddam Hussein’s 24 years vacuum in Baghdad and eventually
in power, with no coherent plan for built its foreign policy on its success.
who or what was to replace him, The Pentagon was later to claim
reawakened sectarian Shia-Sunni that more than 600 of the 4,000 US
competition for supremacy across soldiers killed in Iraq were felled by
the Middle East. It prompted first an Iranian-backed terror groups. In its
insurgency by displaced Sunnis within assessment, within two years of the
Iraq, the birth of what would become 2005 elections, Iran proxies in effect
Islamic State. Then, in the chaos of controlled two-thirds of the council of
the Syrian civil war, the emergence of representative seats in Iraq.
the group’s self-proclaimed caliphate It is often said that the sectarian
across Syria and Iraq in 2011. violence that engulfed Iraq after the
The war strengthened Iran and its removal of the Sunnis from power
proxies across the Middle East, and was inevitable. It is true that with
the ending of the Sunni minority rule, a course independent of Iran. But the ▼ Anti-Iraq war Riyadh, he said, would have to go it
there was an immediate reassertion July 2006 meeting between Maliki and protesters march alone, intensifying its proxy war with
of Shia identity, symbolised at the King Abdullah was the only one the in London in Iran by arming a wider ideological
end of April 2003 when more than two men had. As relations with the March 2005 range of Islamist rebels in Syria.
2 million Shias, many crossing over Saudis deteriorated, and Maliki did ALESSANDRO ABBONIZIO/ Bush initially cast the American
AFP/GETTY
the Iranian border, marched on the not do as well as he hoped in the 2010 response to 9/11 primarily in terms of
holy city of Karbala in a pilgrimage elections, he found himself ever more making the US safe from terrorists, and
that the Saddam regime had banned. It dependent on Tehran to stay in power. suggested Saddam was arming those
was also natural when they were given The psychological effect of the terrorists. By August 2002, Bush had
the chance to vote in 2005 that they rise of a Shia-dominated government signed off a classified document sug-
gravitated to what they knew. with ties to Iran inevitably shook the gesting the US could act as a midwife to
The US had handpicked Nouri al- Saudi royal family. Obama’s decision a new Iraq based on democracy. In his
Maliki to be prime minister in 2006 to reduce US engagement in the Middle new account of the administration’s
in the belief that he would not act East only made Saudi unease worse. deliberations on the war, Confronting
in a sectarian way. Before the fall of That disengagement had many Saddam, Melvyn P Leffler, an emeritus
Saddam, Maliki had lived in exile in twists, but the decisive point came professor of American history at the
Iran but left, objecting to a demand when the west, haunted by the shadow University of Virginia, argues that the
that he swear allegiance to Ayatollah of Iraq, refused to punish Syria in 2013 Pentagon had no true interest in this
Khomeinei. Once prime minister, he after Assad used chemical weapons, agenda, but democracy promotion
chose to make Sunni Saudi Arabia the crossing Obama’s stated red line. First became a useful alibi once no wea-
venue for his first official foreign visit. the British parliament, then Angela pons of mass destruction were found.
Maliki, encouraged by the US, Merkel and finally the US Congress By January 2005, Bush had made
genuinely wanted a positive relation- rejected military action. Obama was democracy into a reason for the war on
ship with Saudi Arabia, and to pursue determined not to repeat the disas- terror:“The best hope for peace in our
trous overreach of Iraq and pulled world is the expansion of freedom in
If anything, the back from striking at Assad. all the world. America’s vital interests
The effective impunity granted and our deepest beliefs are now one.”
Iraq war acted as to Assad was a salutary moment for If anything, the Iraq war acted as a
a brake on the spread Riyadh. The Saudi ambassador to the brake on the spread of democracy. Polls
UK, Mohammed bin Nawaf, attacked showed that massive majorities in the
of democracy “the west’s excuses for inaction”. Middle East opposed the US invasion.
As Burns admitted: “The debacle in
Iraq, including the miserable images
from Abu Ghraib, poisoned America’s
image and credibility. If this was how
America promotes democracy, few
Arabs wanted any part of it.”
What of Iraq itself ? Baghdad-based
Marsin Alshamary of the Brookings
Institute said there was “now a pas-
sionate turn against the sectarian
lens”. The 2019 Tishreen uprising had
marked a reconciliation between Shia
and Sunni youth, she said, brought
together in a revolt against the
corruption of the entire ruling class.
The uprising led to the resignation of
the prime minister. But the changes
envisaged in 2019 were not achieved.
It took 382 days to form a governing
coalition, and the undisputed win-
ners were Iranian-backed parties.
At the end of the day, Alshamary
said, Iraqi youth were in the same
place as a lot of youth in the Middle
East. “They thought democracy would
produce socioeconomic rights, and
when it failed to do so, their attach-
ment to democracy has loosened.”
It is not the glorious legacy that
was envisaged by those who started
the invasion.
PATRICK WINTOUR IS DIPLOMATIC
EDITOR FOR THE GUARDIAN
Trump’s
president, say former prosecutors. the special counsel.
“It seems quite possible, or even “While Trump’s calls to secretary of
likely, that Trump will be defending state Raffensperger and other Georgia
A
sperger, on 2 January 2021 asking him will need to be clarified – to present
s Donald Trump runs again to “find 11,780 votes”, and other calls, slates of phony electors to Congress
for the White House, he’s is expected to result in charges. and to otherwise disrupt the electoral
dogged by four criminal Smith’s inquiry into Trump’s drive certification also seems to be at the
investigations, shortening to thwart Joe Biden’s election seems heart of one prong of Jack Smith’s
the odds that he will face charges, say to be in its late stages, in light of sub- federal investigation.”
former federal prosecutors. poenas to the former vice-president Not surprisingly, Trump’s legal
Two investigations are homing in Mike Pence and Trump’s former chief expenses have been hefty. According
on Trump’s nonstop efforts to thwart of staff Mark Meadows. Those subpoe- to federal records, Trump spent about
his 2020 election loss with bogus fraud nas “show that the January 6 investi- $10m last year out of his political action
charges. The others are looking into gation is serious and narrowing”, said committee to pay law firms represent-
Trump’s retention of hundreds of Paul Pelletier, a former acting chief of ‘Trump, ing him and the Trump Organization.
classified documents after his presi- the justice department’s fraud section. no doubt, Little wonder that as Trump runs
dency, and his role in a $130,000 hush On another front, Smith has led an for the White House again, quite a few
money payment in 2016 to the porn inquiry into Trump’s retention of hun-
will use Republicans are feeling very edgy. “It
star Stormy Daniels, with whom he dreds of classified documents. criminal does not bode well for the Republican
allegedly had an affair. An indictment Trump has blasted all the investi- charges party if Trump should be indicted and
of Trump in the Daniels case was gations as politically motivated and win the nomination,” said former
expected this week. said he has done nothing illegal, decry-
as a way Pennsylvania Republican congress-
The four inquiries have been exam- ing Smith’s appointment as “part of to portray man Charlie Dent. “The electoral out-
ining separately whether Trump vio- a never ending witch-hunt”. himself as come would be disastrous for the GOP.
lated laws including obstruction of But ex-prosecutors envisage huge How much losing can we take?”
an official proceeding and defraud- legal headaches ahead for Trump, and the eternal PETER STONE IS A POLITICS REPORTER
ing the US by his actions to attempting probable charges, at least in Georgia. victim’ FOR GUARDIAN US
When Ben Leyland’s mum said she was in trouble, nothing prepared
him for the revelation that she was about to be exposed for sending
hundreds of abusive tweets about Madeleine McCann’s parents.
My mother,
What happened next would change his life for ever
relentlessly attacking the parents of Madeleine McCann, mental health and addiction problems.
the girl who disappeared in Portugal in 2007 at the age of Although he recognises there was much he didn’t know
three and hasn’t been seen since. about his mother, in other ways they were painfully close.
In 2014, Brenda was approached by a Sky News journalist “When she died, she took me out too,” he says. “It was a
who asked her why she was trolling the McCanns on Twitter. suicide bomb. I never had a separate identity from Mum.”
She was about to get into a car with her friend to visit a Over the past seven years, he has done detective work, try-
garden centre, and declined to comment. The journalist ing to piece together Brenda’s life. Only by understanding
then told her that she had been reported to Scotland Yard her has he been able to understand himself, he says. But
and her tweets were being investigated as part of a larger it’s not been easy. So much of her life was a fiction, and he’s
campaign of abuse against the McCanns. “Well, that’s fair still trying to disentangle the truth from the make-believe.
enough,” she said calmly. But Brenda’s face gave her away. After Brenda’s death, Ben gave up his job and devoted
Her eyes blinked and her cheek twitched anxiously. Four himself to his own destruction. He had been working
days later, on 4 October 2014, Brenda killed herself. in corporate law for seven years, and the wealth he had
Her trolling and subsequent suicide resulted in a number accrued, along with the money he received after his
of newspaper stories: about the toxic culture of Twitter; mother’s death, meant he could afford not to work for a
the danger of people hiding behind avatars and fake names few years. “I was in grief, but numbing myself with
on social media; the biliousness of Brenda’s attack on the drugs and alcohol. I was like: I’m done, I’m just going
McCanns; and the tragedy of her death. What could have to quit the world for a while, eat out for breakfast,
the troll
Brenda adored her younger son. “She took an enormous were in Langley, Virginia, at a soiree with heads of state,
amount of pride in me,” Ben says. “She dined out on my diplomats and the head of the CIA.”
Oxford education.” But there was a downside. She was Ben might have suspected Brenda had made stuff up
possessive, demanding of his attention, and constantly before, but now he was sure. For the first time, he chal-
gave him the impression that he had failed her. She would lenged her. “I said to Mum, ‘No, we were eating pork, playing
tell him he didn’t spend enough time with her, didn’t think Monopoly and I think you were losing.’ We had to go three or
about her enough, didn’t love her. “You could always tell four rounds before getting anywhere near the truth. I said,
she was keeping a scorecard. I was treading on eggshells ‘What the hell was that story about?’ In the end she said,
around her, for fear I might say the wrong thing. There were ‘I was probably drunk and your uncle was giving me a hard
things you thought she had dealt with that she still held on time about coming out to see you so often, and I wanted
to. Grudges and resentments. Like, ‘You don’t come home him to think I was having an incredible time.’” Ben began
for Christmas, you forgot Mother’s Day.’” Ben says Brenda to realise his mother was a mythomaniac.
cost him his relationship with his brother and father. She After this, there were other times when Ben confronted
made him choose between her and them. her about lying. “We’d have arguments that reached boiling
He became her life, and Ben found it oppressive. Not point, then we wouldn’t talk for months at a time,” he says.
least because he was dealing with his own problems. By But Ben was having his own problems with the truth. “I was
the age of 16, he was taking cocaine and drinking too much. in a marriage that was window dressing, and my wife didn’t
He knew he was gay, but couldn’t come to terms with it. know about my cocaine habit. I had my own shit going on.”
He was a child of the 90s, and homophobia was rife. “I When they spoke on the phone, Brenda invariably
remember Stephen Gately of Boyzone being smoked out updated him on Madeleine and her latest theories about
of the closet and the coverage in the newspapers about the McCanns. After Madeleine’s disappearance, Kate and
all these betrayed female fans,” Ben says. “I saw George Gerry McCann admitted that they had left their three chil-
Michael getting dragged through the mud. I remember the dren alone in their apartment in Praia da Luz, Portugal,
news of Freddie Mercury dying and the coverage of HIV. when they went to eat with friends. Along with many other
Stateside There was a lot of shame about it. I remember when there conspiracy theorists, Brenda was convinced that they were
Ben Leyland in was a story about David Hyde Pierce, who played Niles in responsible for Madeleine’s abduction, as a result of neg-
O
Santa Monica, Frasier, going to bath houses in LA, and my mum saying, ligence or worse. Ben admits that he barely listened while
California, nine ‘That’s dirty. I don’t want to watch Frasier any more.’” she rattled on. At least, he thought, it kept her occupied.
years after his By this time, Brenda was becoming increasingly
mother’s death fascinated by Madeleine McCann’s story. After Madeleine
ROBERT GALLAGHER went missing in 2007, everybody was talking about it.
Brenda, who lived just 25km from the McCanns’ home
in Rothley, Leicestershire, was no exception. But, at this
point, Ben did not think there was anything unusual in her
interest in Kate and Gerry McCann.
In 2008, Ben moved to the US. He couldn’t cope with the
idea that he was responsible for his mother’s happiness.
“The only person she said she cared about was me,” he
says. “It was too much pressure.” N 30 SEPTEMBER 2014, BEN RECEIVED
In 2009 he met a French woman in the US and they wed a phone call from Brenda. She sounded panicked in a way
two years later. The pressure of the sham marriage and he had not heard before. She told him that earlier in the
Brenda’s increasing demands took their toll. “After I got day she had been questioned by a TV journalist about the
married, Mum pulled me to one side as she got into the McCanns. Ben didn’t know what she meant. “Mum said,
taxi to go to the airport and said she had three months to ‘I’m in trouble.’ I was like, ‘What’s going on?’”
live,” Ben says. “It wasn’t true. It was just that the attention She told him that her Twitter handle was @sweepyface
was on me and my then wife, and she couldn’t handle it.” (named after Sweep, her first boxer dog), and he visited the
Ben was unhappily married, closeted and living a white- account where she had been writing about the McCanns. He
picket-fence life that was a lie. By 2013, Ben and his wife discovered that her avatar was a photograph of his boxer dog
had separated, and in 2014 they divorced. and she had recorded her address as Los Angeles. “When
In her final decade, Brenda went on trips to India, Africa I saw that I was like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ Then I started
and the Middle East. “She loved to travel and would go on reading through her Twitter account and I was like, ‘Holy
her own.” Did she have relationships after the divorce? “She shit.’” There were hundreds of messages about Madeleine
met this much older guy when walking her dog, who she and the McCanns. They were vitriolic and potentially libel-
claimed was the owner of Steinway, the piano maker.” Was lous. Tweets included: “#mccann Q ‘How long must the
that true? “I met the guy. He seemed suave and sophisti- mccanns suffer?’ Answer ‘For the rest of their miserable
cated. I don’t know what the owner of Steinway was doing lives’”; “I think Kate #mccann sees herself as a modern
living in Leicester.” He shrugs, and smiles. day Eva Peron beautiful, suffering, instead of a booze filled
About three years before she died, Brenda spent a low- nymphomaniac”; “Hate a powerful emotion, it is a compli-
key Christmas with Ben and his wife in Washington DC. ment to Maddie that we ‘hate’ her parents who betrayed
They played Monopoly, ate pork loin, and did nothing her”; “You can move to France, anywhere, but social media
noteworthy. A few days later, after Brenda had returned is everywhere, our memories are long”; “To Kate and Gerry,
to England, she accidentally forwarded him an email she you will be hated by millions for the rest of your
had sent to her brother about her Christmas. “She described miserable, evil, conniving lives, have a nice day.”
how, on 26 December, when she was with us at home, we How did Ben react when he saw the tweets? “My
initial reaction was crisis management,” he says. “Damage when her depression was “severely exacerbated”. He said
limitation. I was working in law at that time, and I thought, there had been “suicidal attempts or gestures”, but her
‘There’s a story that’s going to come out, we have very little “religion and intense love of children” were regarded as
time to deal with it, I have to jump into action mode.’” suicide risk limiting factors: “She was a deeply, sometimes
He admits that he also took a perverse pleasure in her morbidly, reflective thinker, often getting despondent over
situation. “There was this part of me that was like, for the ways the world is, and particularly angry and despond-
years I’ve put up with never having been good enough ent over real or perceived mistreatment of children, both
for you, always being told you don’t love me, and finally her own and others’.”
you’ve fucked up. The tables were turned. So some of it Dr Zakrzewski said he had lost contact with Brenda in
was schadenfreude. I felt vindicated that she was coming the early 2000s. “Mrs Leyland was an extremely intelligent
to me, cap in hand. But I also felt: now it’s my responsibility and proud woman with a streak of mistrustfulness in her
to make this go away.” complex though vulnerable personality, time and again
Ben advised Brenda not to invite the Sky News reporter giving way to clinical depression. Overall, the risk of serious
Martin Brunt into the house, and to say nothing. But he harm was always there.”
S
found out at the inquest that she had already spoken to him
for half an hour in her home – albeit off-camera. “She was
more helpless than I’d ever seen her before,” he says. Was
she panicked because she realised she had done something
wrong or because she had been found out? “I think she’d
had time to reflect that she’d gotten a little bit carried away.
That’s what she said in her final email.” Did she have any
sense of the pain that the tweets might cause the McCanns?
“It’s difficult to say. I think she lost sight of their humanity,
and they were just the target of the ‘investigation’.”
He uses the word investigation deliberately. Ben was KY NEWS SAID AT THE INQUEST THAT
later to discover that Brenda didn’t think of herself as a troll, it had authorised Brunt to “doorstep” Brenda as it was
but as a journalist investigating the McCanns. “In her last in the public interest to challenge her about trolling the
will and testament, she said her job title was investigative McCanns due to the growing debate about the lack of control
journalist. That was the role she had assumed,” he says. of social media, and because courts were now handing jail
Had she ever done any journalism? “No.” sentences to trolls. It believed its investigation would have
A couple of days later, the story broke on Sky. When Ben been frustrated if she had been forewarned. Sky decided to
called Brenda, it just went to voicemail. By this time, he show Brenda’s face in the report, but named her only by her
was really worried. He was talking to his brother, whom Twitter handle to limit the risk of online abuse by others.
he hadn’t spoken to for years after they had drifted apart. Brunt, a hugely experienced reporter, was described by
“I said to my brother, ‘Do you think there’s a chance she his employer as a “sensitive journalist and man of integrity”.
might try to take her life?’ And he said, ‘Well, it wouldn’t be One reason he chose Brenda rather than the other McCann
without precedent.’” Ben hadn’t known she had attempted trolls was because she couldn’t be identified by her Twitter
suicide before. handle. He said she was “self-assured” and “seemed quite
He started to fear the worst. “I had entertained suicide confident”. Brunt told the inquest that, on her return from
many times, and I knew I was cut from the same cloth as the garden centre, she had invited him into her home. “I sat
Mum.” A couple of days passed without any contact. It was down and said something like, ‘Sorry to have ruined your
early morning, and he was already drinking white wine day.’ Mrs Leyland said something like, ‘I don’t know yet
when his iPad lit up with a FaceTime call from her. He whether you’ve ruined my day or my life.’”
answered it, but there was nobody there. He called back, He asked Brenda to do “a more considered” interview
and it went to voicemail. Nevertheless, he was relieved. on camera. She declined, but he said she told him, “I just
“I was like, ‘She’s sent up a flare. She doesn’t want to talk, want the McCanns to answer questions,” “It’s about how
but she wants me to know everything’s OK.’ I had another they left their children” and “I don’t believe their story.” She
couple of glasses of wine and thought, ‘Thank God.’” A few also said she hoped that she hadn’t broken the law and she
minutes later, his father called and told him that Brenda had “honestly thought tweeting was a vehicle by which you
had fatally overdosed in a hotel 25km from home. “I said, could express things”. At the inquest, Brunt said he told her
‘That doesn’t make any sense, she’s just called.’” He now the report would appear on Sky News. “She said, ‘I don’t get
thinks that the police at the scene accidentally rang him. that.’ I said something like, ‘Well, it may be uncomfortable
Ben felt that as well as taking her own life, she had taken for a day, but these things tend to blow over.’ I was trying
his. He worked for a few more months, but his addictions to make her feel less bad about it because I do understand
were getting out of hand. He was drinking whisky with his
morning coffee, going to the toilet to take cocaine. He had to
choose between his addictions and work, so he quit work.
I exposed Mrs Leyland and two days
It was only at the inquest in March 2015, five months
after Brenda’s death, that he began to fully understand his
later she was dead. The enormity of
mother’s life. Consultant psychiatrist Dr Kris Zakrzewski what happened will always be with me
said he had treated Brenda throughout the 1990s, and that
she had been diagnosed with borderline personality dis-
order and depression. Dr Zakrzewski recorded that she had
twice been admitted to psychiatric hospitals in the 1990s
the enormity of being exposed on television.” Brunt said to be trolls abusing social media platforms. Last month,
Brenda had been “very pleasant” and that “there had been the family of Nicola Bulley, a British woman whose body
nothing about her demeanour or anything she said” that was pulled out of the River Wyre in Lancashire three weeks
had caused him concern. after she went missing in January, were repeatedly savaged
The following day, Brenda called Brunt and asked if they on social media. In the nine years since Brenda died, social
could blur her face. He told her that wasn’t his call. He told media companies have done little to clamp down on people
her the report would be broadcast the following day. “I think using their platforms to defame and abuse individuals.
I said, ‘I hope it isn’t too grim,’ meaning for her,” Brunt said In April 2022, convicted rapist and paedophile Christian
at the inquest. “And she said, ‘Well I’ll go out for the day. Brückner emerged as the prime suspect in the Made-
I was thinking of ending it all, but I’ve had a glass of wine leine McCann case.
and I’m feeling better now.’ The last thing she said to me Brenda Leyland spent her life hiding – by making things
was that it had been nice meeting me. After that, I had no up, and concealing herself behind fake names and avatars.
further contact with Brenda Leyland.” Brunt said he did After she died, Ben examined her Twitter account closely.
think the comment about “ending it all” was a reference There were friends in the McCann trolling community
to suicide, but he regarded it as “a throwaway remark” and who grieved her passing. But, by and large, after she was
believed there was no risk of her taking her life. exposed, people on social media were cruel and unforgiv-
Two days after the report was broadcast, Brenda was ing. In her final days, the troll was trolled mercilessly. “On
found dead in a hotel room. Brunt told the inquest at Twitter people said things like, ‘I hope you beg for mercy,
Leicester town hall: “I recognise that my feelings are of I hope you get gang raped orally, anally and vaginally,’” Ben
little importance compared with those of Mrs Leyland’s says. “They Photoshopped pictures of her to make her look
family, but I wish to put on record that I was, and still am, like she had fangs and was a zombie with blood pouring
devastated by Mrs Leyland’s death.” He said he took his out of her.” As Brenda had forgotten about the McCanns’
journalistic responsibilities seriously and was not cavalier humanity, so her critics forgot about hers. Ben believes in
in his pursuit of stories, but acknowledged that two facts her final hours she would have read some of these tweets.
were inescapably linked. “I exposed Mrs Leyland and two Nine years on, he no longer blames the Sky News exposé
days later she was dead. Her death is a haunting reminder for his mother’s death. It was inevitable that at some point
that anything we do as journalists can lead to consequences, she would be exposed for one thing or another, he says.
big or small, and in this case tragic. The enormity of what There were so many things she was ashamed of that she
happened will always be with me.” had never addressed – her mental health problems, her
Two weeks after Brenda took her own life, the then mythomania, her anger, her lack of purpose. “That’s what
justice secretary Chris Grayling quadrupled the maximum killed my mum,” Ben says. “It was encrusted layers of shame
custodial sentence for trolling to two years. Grayling said: over the years that made it impossible for her to do more
“These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our than allude to stuff that she had to deal with. Her inability
national life. No one would permit such venom in person, to say, ‘I need help’; her inability to say, ‘I am not OK.’”
so there should be no place for it on social media.” As for Twitter, Ben says that’s merely a platform. “The
The abuse of the McCanns was an early example of Happier days problem isn’t what these trolls are saying, or that these trolls
armchair detectives and conspiracy theorists swarming Brenda Leyland are nasty people who have nothing else in their life but to
around a news story. It heralded a new era of trolling with son Ben sit in a basement being awful. The question is why are they
that has now become all too familiar. There had been in the late 80s, like that?” He talks about how many people feel alienated
a dramatic rise in the number of trolls jailed by the time below right, from society, the number living in poverty, the paucity of
Brenda died. In 2014, 1,209 people were found guilty and online at mental health support. “If you treat the symptom, you
of offences under section 127 of the Communications home, left never get to the heart of the problem. The problem is: why
Act 2003, compared with 143 in 2004. Most are believed BENJAMIN LEYLAND are people so angry and afraid?”
Ben began to realise that, if he was going to survive, he
would have to overcome the shame that was suffocating
him. So he finally came out, and owned his addictions. For
the past few years he has been writing about his life and
his mother’s. There is not a taboo, indignity or humiliation
he doesn’t expose – whether it’s experimenting with his
mother’s vibrator, dressing in her clothes, or a compulsion
to shit in the garden. He is on a one-man mission to root
out shame from our existence.
We’ve been talking on Zoom for about three hours. Ben
says he wants to make one thing very clear – he doesn’t
want to dishonour his mother. “Because at the end of the
day, I fucking love my mum. I miss her, and I’d pretty much
do anything to bring her back. This is the worst thing that
ever happened to me, and it damn near destroyed me. But
if there is something positive to come out of this, it’s the
experience I’ve had of completely unburdening myself of
my shames and my secrets and my pain, and finding out
that if you do that, not only are you going to be OK, but you
can help other people get better, too.” •
SIMON HATTENSTONE IS A GUARDIAN FEATURES WRITER
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villains:
won’t die
I
DECIDED, SOME YEARS AGO, TO READ ALL OF IAN FLEMING’S
James Bond novels. It may have been a fit of nostalgia for
the Roger Moore films I grew up watching, or perhaps I was
bored with writing short stories for a minuscule readership
and wanted to know what mass-market success read like. It
was quite an experience – and one I found myself recalling
when I found out that Fleming’s books were being revised, chiefly in
order to remove some, though not all, of the casual racism. Also some
of the misogyny, though probably not all of that either.
My first question, on reading the news, was what kind of reader
exactly was Ian Fleming Publications Ltd envisioning. Presum-
ably someone who would, were it not for the most explicit slurs,
really enjoy the ethnic stereotypes. Or someone who would,
were it not for the full-on rapes, really enjoy the pervasive sexism. What is a sensitivity reader to do with this? Does it make a difference if
The other question that struck me was this: what on earth are they the Yorkist king is referred to as “differently abled” and not a “cripple”?
going to do about disability? Undoubtedly – but I don’t think the change would be for the better.
As a wheelchair user, I could not help noticing that the original In many ways it would be worse. The fundamental problem lies not
Bond books had, shall we say, an interesting relationship to embodied with the words used to describe the character, but with the attributes
difference. It was a feature of Fleming’s writing that would be all but ascribed to him. And if those attributes are demanded by the narrative,
impossible to alter through the interventions of a sensitivity reader. we are facing a challenge that can be unexpectedly subtle.
Fleming’s attitude to disability was encoded not only in words and
phrases, but in characterisation and plot. It is not a novel observation A FEW YEARS AGO, having written a disability memoir, I had a spell of
that Bond villains tend to be, to use a less sensitive register, disfigured minor celebrity in Norway, appearing on the local equivalent of Have
and deformed. Dr No with his steel pincers instead of hands, Blofeld I Got News For You and some other TV shows. After this, I received
with his scars, Hugo Drax, the villain from Moonraker, with his facial an unexpected phone call. It was from a casting agency who wanted
disfigurement and his pathetic attempt to conceal it with a “bushy me to read for a small part in a television series called Occupied. The
reddish beard”. Were they not successfully self-employed, most of show (occasionally available on Netflix) was derived from an idea by
Bond’s enemies would probably qualify for disability benefits. Jo Nesbø about a Russian invasion of Norway – an idea that seemed
Even as Fleming’s storylines have in the Bond films been progres- a little more fanciful in 2019 than it might today.
sively stripped of their racism and misogyny, disability has remained I said yes to the audition, of course. I was curious, flattered, and
an essential aspect of their characterisation. This is particularly jarring wanted to know whether I would completely embarrass myself. But
in the recent Daniel Craig movies, which are otherwise marked by a I also wanted to know what the experience of playing a disabled
sensitive approach. In Skyfall, Javier Bardem’s Raoul Silva is a striking character in a mainstream television series would be like.
example of the narrative logic at work. He at first appears handsome My character, Ivar Salvesen, was initially conceived as an assis-
and polished, but something about his face seems a little … off. He tant of sorts to the Norwegian prime minister. His job was to feed
then reveals himself as a villain by removing a set of hidden facial information to the politician, and thus to the viewers, on key plot
prosthetics. As his visage literally collapses, his inner monstrosity developments. But as the drafts progressed, he turned into a villain.
comes into view. Now Bond, and the audience, can see who he really He became the head of an unscrupulous consultancy, vaguely reminis-
is. And that is the main function of disability in these stories – an cent of Cambridge Analytica, promising to deliver the parliamentary
outwardly visible sign of an inner quality. election – before collaborating with various shadowy characters who
threw acid at the prime minister’s political enemies.
THIS PARTICULAR TROPE, where a character’s moral and physiological Whether the change in Ivar’s character was accidental or a result
natures mirror each other, is as universal as it is ancient. It is reflected of the writers coming to appreciate my villainous nature I will never
in the philosophy of Plato, in phrases such as “a healthy mind in a know. But, for whatever reason, he joined the ranks of Dr Strangelove
healthy body”. In Buddhist tradition, too, disability has been con- and the usual wheelchair-using baddies. When I pointed this out to
strued as an impediment to understanding and enlightenment – and one of the other actors, she seemed thoroughly surprised. “Oh, I never
even, for some, as a punishment for actions in a past life. thought of that. He just seemed to be written as a sort of classically
As disability scholars David Mitchell and Sharon Snyder have cerebral, calculating villain. That sort of type.”
pointed out in their books Narrative Prosthesis and Cultural Locations Well, yes. That sort of type. Cerebral, calculating. Compensating,
of Disability, using disability as a means of characterisation is a feature perhaps, for some essential inner flaw. Concealing, possibly, his hatred
of the storytelling tradition. It offers a shorthand for separating good of able-bodied humanity. We know the type.
characters and bad, and explains motivation and narrative function. The series was set in modern, progressive Norway, so no one
Sometimes, this connection between embodiment and motiva- referred to my character as a “cripple” or with any other kind of slur.
tion is explicit. In the opening monologue of Richard III, Shake- That did not change the fact of characterisation. And no sensitivity
speare’s version of the king – made significantly more disabled than reading on the verbal, or even conceptual, level could change that.
his historical counterpart – takes pains to establish that he will be
the villain and not the hero of the play. This, he argues, is a logical MY ACTING ADVENTURE taught me much about the often reactionary
consequence of his embodiment: elements of popular storytelling. It was also educational in other
ways. Chiefly, it gave me insight into why mainstream stories often
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion, resort to shorthand when it comes to representations of disability.
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Like many western European productions, Occupied was partly
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time filmed in eastern Europe, specifically in Lithuania. I was wary of
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, travelling there, as I am always wary of travelling as a wheelchair user.
And that so lamely and unfashionable The logistics are complicated at best, involving labyrinthine booking
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them; procedures and endless bureaucratic requests or information about
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, one’s wheelchair: How wide is it? How heavy? What kind of batteries
Have no delight to pass away the time, does it have? This information, which must be supplied, is promptly
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun forgotten by the airline, and has to repeated to sometimes befuddled,
And descant on mine own deformity: occasionally hostile, check-in staff.
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, In addition, there was only one airline with a direct flight from
To entertain these fair well-spoken days, Oslo to the capital, Vilnius, and, like most low-budget airlines, it was
I am determined to prove a villain bad at disability accommodation. I did my due diligence, spending
And hate the idle pleasures of these days. hours online in order to find out the exact dimensions of the cargo
ugly as an Ambulift. The luxury car seat felt infinitely more soft and
comfortable by comparison. Gradually, helped along by one of my
fellow actors, a veteran and patient professional, I relaxed into the
scene. Something kept bothering me, though, and around take three
or four, I couldn’t help asking the director certain questions.
The scene in the car would lead into a scene outside the
hospital? Yes. And in the scene outside the hospital, Ivar would
be in his electric wheelchair? Yes. But right now, in the limousine,
he was not in his wheelchair? Yes. And in the following scene, the
wheelchair would in fact, it seems, be waiting for him? Yes. So how
exactly would the wheelchair get there?
There could, of course, be a num-
ber of explanations. There might be
multiple wheelchairs. The prime
minister’s staff might have spirited
I wanted to the wheelchair away, rushing to have
it in place. The Secret Service did this
know what for Franklin D Roosevelt, providing
commando-style accessibility where
it would be none existed previously. Alternatively,
I suppose, the wheelchair could be
like to play strapped to the roof of the limousine,
out of frame. It certainly wasn’t visible,
a disabled or even alluded to.
character on The director, a friendly and thor-
oughly experienced man, someone
mainstream who had worked with international
stars such as Christina Ricci and
television Jonathan Rhys Meyers, considered
my question. After a long pause, he
doors for the plane on this flight. I also talked to my sister and her then suggested that we may have to gloss over this one.
boyfriend, both professional actors, who assured me that transporting This was clearly the right answer. If the narrative in Occupied was
an electric wheelchair from one place to another was a minor challenge to progress at all, we couldn’t dwell on every logistical conundrum
for a large-scale TV production. This, at least, was mildly reassuring. that a wheelchair user would face in the real world. We wouldn’t
The plane trip was as troublesome as I’d predicted. The airline had have got past Ivar’s first scene. Or, Beckett-style, we wouldn’t
no record of my need for assistance and, for unexplained reasons, have got to his scene at all. He would have been infinitely delayed,
I spent an hour waiting on the tarmac in a freezing cold Ambulift, waiting for assistance to get out of bed in the morning, waiting for
the cargo container on wheels that modern airports use to transport accessible transportation to take him the prime minister’s office,
disabled passengers along with in-flight meals. trapped on the phone with one public office or another. This would
But it turned out that the professionals were right. Once I was in not make for good TV.
Lithuania, transportation was smoothly arranged by the production Still, having navigated the airline’s dark joke of a disability service
company. Even though the only wheelchair-accessible van they’d system, and having come to Vilnius to sit in the back of the very nice
been able to hire in Vilnius broke down the day before I arrived, they car, I couldn’t help but envy Ivar just a little bit. His life was obviously
were able to find another one at the other end of the country. There easier than mine on a number of counts, owing to his trick of living
was a simple reason for this efficiency: once I’d been cast, a lot of in a fictional universe where disability was merely a character trait.
money was staked on my being on set, on time, and so a solution was
found. Unlike in real life, where there are no consequences to, say, I HAVE A SIX-YEAR-OLD. When reading to him, I routinely edit the
keeping me waiting on the tarmac. books we enjoy together. Sometimes I edit for clarity, sometimes
And so I was able to act, to my limited ability, in a range of scenes set for brevity, sometimes for scariness, and sometimes for racism and
in the prime minister’s office, in the hospital where my character had misogyny. (We haven’t got to Ian Fleming yet, I should say.)
helped put one of his enemies, and even in the government limousine Sometimes, though, I am at a loss. Reading Roald Dahl, who was
that took us both to the hospital. This final scene we shot was by far born to Norwegian immigrant parents and is as popular in Norway as
the most interesting one in terms of disability representation, though he is in the UK, we had fun with many of his books. Fantastic Mr Fox
it had nothing to do with the good/evil binary. My character used an was a success and, on balance, I decided to leave the three grotesque
electric wheelchair. This was no problem in the office and hospital farmers as they were. We enjoyed Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
scenes: plenty of room. But it would not fit in the back seat of a limo. too, though I had to improvise in many places, particularly when
So there I was, in a regular car seat. This was almost as exotic an it came to the Oompa-Loompas origins as a “pygmy people from
experience for me as trying to say my lines “without trying to act”, as Africa”, happy to work for Willy Wonka without pay. (It should
I’d very sensibly been instructed. I rarely move from my wheelchair be noted that Dahl himself revised this particular aspect of
when in transit, which is usually in vans that are as boxy and as the story in 1973, but in the 2015 Norwegian translation, they
STEFAN STERN
Perk-cession
means a work
culture rethink
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I R A Q I N VA S I O N:
20 YEARS ON
In global affairs, the US still acts
only in its own best interests
▲ Ukraine’s president,
Volodymyr Zelenskiy, Randeep Ramesh
with his US counter-
part, Joe Biden
KEVIN LAMARQUE/REUTERS
24 March 2023 The Guardian Weekly
46 Opinion
I
n the two decades since the second Iraq war, consequences. US strategy since the 1970s had been to
the United States appears like the Bourbon keep Moscow out of the Middle East. The calamitous
kings who had learned nothing and forgotten invasion and occupation of Iraq proved an invitation for
nothing. The illegal invasion and occupation other powers to enter the region. By 2016, there was a
of Iraq was a story of geopolitical failure and Saudi-Russian oil partnership, Russian support for the
domestic political disaster. To understand Iranian regime and a Russian military presence in Syria.
the foolhardy decision to launch the war, one In that year, the US had a choice of electing a confront-
must first understand the US grand strategy China candidate, Donald Trump, or a confront-Russia
of global hegemony, pursued by Washington since 1945. candidate, Hillary Clinton. US president Joe Biden is now
The “war on terror” provided political cover for apparently willing to take on both giant rivals at once in
the further pursuit of supremacy, despite threatening the belief that the US can be safe only in a world of like-
democratic government with lies, fraud and violence. minded democratic states.
George W Bush’s rash actions did provoke some The capricious and self-centred nature of American
murmurs of concern about the damage being inflicted power is well known. The US was prepared to split with
but these faded from the corridors of power. Instead the old allies to bomb the Middle East into a shape that
US has refused to move on, believing that countries are suited it. Washington had little time for French and
“either with us or against us”. German diplomatic protests. Hundreds of thousands
The key to US strength has been its ability to dominate of civilians were killed. The political system planted in
three regions of the world for security and economic Iraq by Washington has intensified divisions and made
reasons: western Europe, east Asia and the Middle East. it practically ungovernable. While Iraq’s oil has flowed
American power depends on preventing the emergence on to world markets, about $150bn has been corruptly
of a dominant rival on the Eurasian landmass or a single siphoned off. A token number of US troops remain to
power in the Gulf controlling the majority of the world’s keep Islamic State at bay, but Iran’s allied militias have
oil reserves. Nonetheless the present-day coalitions the casting vote in Iraqi politics.
emerging could lead to these outcomes.
History suggests that when one great power becomes The US never lost its taste for being the world’s sheriff.
too powerful it is defeated by the counter-balancing Against the backdrop of the Arab spring, in 2011 Barack
efforts of the other major powers. Vladimir Putin’s Obama sent US forces back into action in Libya, on a
unlawful invasion of Ukraine has thrown into sharp mission that drifted into an unannounced goal of regime
relief how differently the conflict is viewed by US allies change and a bloody civil war. The botched American
and the rest of the world. It is the latter’s expanding trade withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021 came as a shock
with Moscow that helps Russia dodge western sanctions. to Britain, which had suffered the second-highest
This, along with China’s rise, has exposed US attempts casualties among western nations in keeping the Taliban
to maintain its “unipolar” power in the international out. As to the wisdom of letting the militants overrun
political system, which it obtained after the Soviet Union Kabul, London’s view was judged irrelevant.
collapsed in 1989. There is a warning in Iraq’s recent travails for Ukraine:
The US portrays the arrival of a world that is both in US politics success is supreme and no moral law is
multipolar and ideologically diverse as a moment of binding. For all the talk of “unwavering support”, there
great danger. The more great powers, the reasoning is a domestic constraint on US war casualties that Iraq
goes, the greater the number of rivalries and the greater helped to reanimate. Biden won’t see American troops
chance that wars could break out. The opposite could fight Russian ones. That would be the third world war.
also be true with nations such as Turkey and India acting But Washington has already achieved three significant
to avoid picking sides in disputes. States freed from a foreign policy objectives. First, Putin is now a pariah in
US policy to entangle rising powers in a web of rules European eyes. Second, the US is displacing Russia as
designed to benefit Washington may find better terms Europe’s top gas supplier. Third, Germany’s industrial
elsewhere. The deal this month to restore relations power will not rely on the Baltic
between Saudi Arabia and Iran, negotiated by China, Randeep transit of Russian gas. The EU is likely
underlines the accelerating Sino-American rivalry. Ramesh is chief to be a more pliant American ally in
In global affairs the road to hell is paved with leader writer for the future. The US won’t want to look
good intentions. Yet policies must be judged on their the Guardian like it is pulling the rug from beneath
Kyiv. But history suggests Washington
would prefer an imperfect peace to a forever war. If a
Ukrainian victory could be declared now it would still
leave the country in need of rebuilding. The $300bn of
A Ukrainian victory now seized Russian central bank assets could help.
Washington will also not want to be out of step with
would still leave it in public opinion in large swathes of the globe for too
long. Iraq showed that international politics is not an
need of rebuilding. The ideological crusade of good versus evil. Putin’s invasion
seized $300bn Russian has revived the solidarity of the west. But Washington
should stop pretending that the global triumph of US
assets could help hegemony is within reach again
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High Pay Centre It is better to have employee
benefits that are truly valued by
hree-course dinners, access to employees. Earlier this year, Wired magazine reported
wellness centres, even free dry- a Glassdoor analysis of 70,000 comments posted
cleaning – for years the goodies by tech workers. Between 2019 and 2022, mentions
that came with a job in the elite of workplace benefits such as gym membership or
tech sector were more than mere free food reduced by half. Effective hybrid working
accessories – they symbolised your arrangements seem to be more important.
membership of an exclusive club. The real challenge here, as usual, is for managers
Now, as some companies begin themselves. What sort of work environment are you
what the Wall Street Journal has called the perk-cession, creating? If you were a twenty- or thirtysomething
is it time for a conversation about what office workers employee, paying high rent, still dealing with a student
really want from their jobs in a post-Covid world? loan and having to travel in for an hour or more to reach
First, the background: amid rising interest rates and the sacred office, would you really bother leaving the flat
recessionary pressures, even towering tech companies if you could do the job from home? It will take more than
are facing harsh new realities. “Our management theme a free croissant to get people to show up.
for 2023 is the year of efficiency, and we’re focused on Managing talented people was already a challenge.
becoming a stronger and more nimble organisation,” said But in a hybrid world greater skill and sensitivity will be
Mark Zuckerberg, keen to signal to Meta’s investors last needed to make sure everyone can do their best work.
month that the party, as it were, was over. Extrinsic motivators will not do. The organisational
His company’s share price fell by more than 60% last anthropologist John Curran suggests it might be
year. In November, Meta announced that 11,000 jobs necessary to concentrate on our working relationships
would go – about 13% of its workforce. The boss wanted and workplace culture. Management just got harder.
to be clear. Costs would be cut. Wall Street responded Perks probably will survive, in some limited form. But
positively, pushing the share price almost a fifth higher we will know we are heading for tougher and meaner
when this “year of efficiency” was declared. (Last week, times if we start getting pep talks from the boss like the
Zuckerberg announced 10,000 further jobs would go.) one given by a character called Blake, played by Alec
In truth, the belt-tightening at Meta began a year ago, Baldwin, in the movie Glengarry Glen Ross.
when some perks at its Manhattan “campus” were cut. “We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales
It was goodbye to the free laundry and dry-cleaning. contest,” he tells his real estate sales team. “As you all
And the gratis evening meal started being served later know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado … Second prize is
in the day, more than half an hour after the last free bus a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”
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count, and must decrease rapidly in this decade. As Bill
McKibben likes to say, you can’t bargain with physics.
he Willow project is an act of You can try to bargain with the public, but the
terrorism against the climate, and motivation behind this decision is hard to figure out. The
the Biden administration has just deal was inherited from the Trump administration, and
approved it. This massive oil-drilling rejecting it would have been a break with convention,
project in the wilderness of northern but convention dooms us, and we need the break.
Alaska goes against science and the Biden was elected in no small part by the participation
administration’s many assurances of young voters who supported his strong climate
that it cares about climate and agrees platform. As a candidate he promised: “And by the way,
that we must make a swift transition away from fossil no more drilling on federal lands, period. Period, period,
fuel. Like the Canadian prime minister, Justin Trudeau, period.” Six million letters and 2.3m comments opposed
Joe Biden seems to think that if we do some good things to the project were sent to the White House, many
for the climate we can also do some very bad things and from young people. The American public, Republican
somehow it will all even out. minority aside, is strongly engaged with the reality of
To make that magical thinking more obvious and climate crisis and the urgency of acting on it.
T
carbon emissions.
This makes it, like the Permian Basin oil extraction in he hungry and Conditions in Bangladesh
the US south-west and the tar sands in Alberta, a carbon desperate are now have become so poor that the
bomb. Former vice-president Al Gore recently put it this much more so. Last number attempting dangerous
way: “The proposed expansion of oil and gas drilling month, the rations to sea crossings to Malaysia or
in Alaska is recklessly irresponsible … The pollution it Rohingya living in the world’s Indonesia increased fivefold
would generate will not only put Alaska Native and other largest refugee camp – Cox’s last year, to more than 3,500,
local communities at risk, it is incompatible with the Bazar, Bangladesh – were at the cost of about a tenth of
ambition we need to achieve a net zero future.” slashed. This is, as a UN expert those lives. Earlier this month,
Earlier, the New York Times reported: “The warned, a matter of life and a huge blaze tore through one
administration says the country must pivot away from death. The Rohingya have lived of the camps at Cox’s Bazar,
fossil fuels but backed a project set to produce more than on a knife edge for too long. leaving an estimated 12,000
100,000 barrels of oil each day for 30 years.” In 30 years Their suffering made global people without shelter. This
it will be 2053, three years after we are supposed to have headlines in 2017, when the has been blamed on the armed
achieved a fully fossil-free future. Myanmar military, supported gangs that rob and murder
by militias, launched a inhabitants in the camps.
There is actual bargaining in the government’s record murderous campaign that Rohingya say that Bangladeshi
of decision, stating that “Permittee shall offset 50% took thousands of lives, forced police have failed to root out
of the projected net [greenhouse gas emissions] … 700,000 to flee Rakhine the violence, and instead
in accordance with US commitments under the Paris state for Bangladesh and was harass and extort from them.
Agreement. GHGs shall be offset through reforestation described by a UN human Dhaka wants UN help to
of land …” Pretending that trees are our atmospheric rights expert as genocide. In move more Rohingya to Bhasan
janitorial service belies both the ways that forests the last two years, what little Char, an island vulnerable
across the globe are devastated by attention has been paid to to cyclones. Officials portray
Rebecca Solnit climate crisis – burgeoning pests, Myanmar has focused on the it as an opportunity for a
is a Guardian US drought, fire, ecosystems changing military’s coup and attempts to fresh start. Refugees have
columnist faster than trees can adapt – and that crush civilian resistance. described dangerous and
planting trees does not necessarily But the suffering of the prison-like conditions.
result in a healthy long-lasting forest. Rohingya began decades ago Bangladesh is an
Each tree, according to this document, can sequester and continues now, even impoverished nation grappling
22kg of carbon dioxide a year. Except tiny saplings outside Rakhine state. Many with a humanitarian crisis.
will not be doing that, and it will be too late to help had fled before, returning when It needs help. The support
our current climate goals by the time the trees, if they they were assured it was safe. offered in 2017 dwindled, even
survive, are full-grown. I asked a friend with a talent for It was not. They experienced before Covid, the Ukraine
maths to crunch the data; he concluded that “12.8bn discrimination, military war and soaring food prices.
trees could sequester the produced carbon in one year; operations, pogroms and the The World Food Programme
or, 1/100th of that – 128m trees – could sequester the stripping of their citizenship. says it needs $125m just to
produced carbon in 100 years”. That’s not a solution to The 600,000 or so who remain avoid further ration cuts
emitting those 278m metric tons of carbon dioxide. in Myanmar are held in camps. in a community where
Sovereign Inupiat for a Living Arctic, an Indigenous “There was no peace … malnutrition is rife. The US has
Alaskan organisation, pointed out in a letter to Biden wherever they went,” the pledged $26m, but overall the
that this project means devastation: “Approval of a Guardian journalist Kaamil response has been lacklustre.
project the size of Willow would be climate suicide. Ahmed writes in his new book, The UK’s promise of a $6m
Coastal villages in Alaska are losing land to erosion at I Feel No Peace: Rohingya package does not come close
breakneck speed, permafrost thaw is causing dramatic Fleeing Over Seas and Rivers. to compensating for the cuts
changes to the ecosystem and the destruction of oil and “The Rohingya have run from it imposed when it slashed the
other infrastructure, and Alaska Natives are at risk of the Burmese troops who kill aid budget in 2021. What the
losing their jobs, homes, and lives in a place which is them to their Bangladeshi Rohingya need is citizenship
warming at four times faster than the rest of the world.” counterparts, who have policed in Myanmar to safely return,
We are already failing to stop runaway climate their lives in a different way, but failing that, resettlement
change. Adding this carbon bomb to the total makes it looming over them in their would allow them to establish
worse – both for the actual damage to the climate and exile then turning the screw new lives instead of dwelling
for the signal the US is sending to the world. The Biden when governments decide they in perpetual insecurity. They
administration has made a colossal mistake • need to return to Myanmar.” need a future • Observer
WRITE The BBC ought to look at We were not party to Time travel will inevitably patterns into information.
TO US its own conduct first the appalling events of the have a messy ending With broader filters and
In contrast to some other Holocaust but before we Ronald Mallett thinks patterns that information
presenters, Gary Lineker become sanctimonious he can save his father becomes knowledge and
was not revealing any about the use of language by going back in time then “wisdom” in our
Letters for party preferences nor relating to immigration (Spotlight, 10 March). learning curves.
publication his voting intentions policy, we should reflect As for predicting With electronic data
weekly.letters@ in his tweet (Spotlight, on whether the UK indeed earthquakes and now far exceeding our
theguardian.com 17 March). He was not occupied the highest anticipating Covid, surely memory capacities, we
—
offering general criticism moral ground, in this area, that would involve going allow media, academic
Please include a
or endorsement of any at that time – or now. forward? Or perhaps and political “gurus”
full postal address
and a reference
party per se. He was Philip Sutton relying on future people with different filters and
to the article. simply commenting on Bradford-on-Avon, to come back and warn us? cultural narratives from
We may edit letters. a single government England, UK In any case, the intention our own, to spoon feed us
Submission and policy affecting a human is to change the present “wisdom”, and sometimes
publication of all rights issue to which he is Social media needs to be and/or the past. misinformation, using
letters is subject committed. Given the BBC wrested back from elite John Brunner once their subjective filters
to our terms and director-general’s own Emily Bell, in her article wrote that any society and therefore patterns,
conditions, see: history of Tory activism, about how ChatGPT is that invents time travel not ours.
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defend himself – and thus journalism, and Sonia itself; sooner or later Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
the BBC – against charges Sodha, on the way someone changes the past
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Snowdon this matter? being used to buttress a travel is never discovered. can make a sartorial move
Guardian Weekly, Ian McCormack Covid-19 anti-lockdown In the case of Mallett, Leonard Barden’s column
Kings Place, Leicester, England, UK cause, illustrate the way would saving his father (24 February) tells us
90 York Way, social media, for all its prevent Mallett from that the world No 4 chess
London N1 9GU, • Does anyone think Gary many advantages in other pursuing this path? master, Alireza Firouzja,
UK Lineker would have been directions, is undermining SW Davey is pursuing an alternate
suspended or even noticed our social wellbeing Torrens, ACT, Australia career in fashion design,
To contact the if he had tweeted in favour (Opinion, 10 March). while the world No 1,
editor directly: of government policy? On the positive side The dangerous ‘wisdom’ Magnus Carlsen, is in
editorial.feedback
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@theguardian.com
broadcasting an episode us with an enhanced Dan Milmo’s excellent Sounds like Alireza and
Corrections of David Attenborough’s means for popular free coverage of the threat Magnus could start a
Our policy is to Wild Isles, shows where expression. But it serves and promise of the lingerie line.
correct significant the real political bias is. It as a form of mind control internet (Spotlight, Anthony Walter
errors as soon as is the BBC that is biased – operating in the interests 17 February) is best Coldstream, British
possible. Please not Gary Lineker. of the wealthy few, as Bell understood through Irish Columbia, Canada
write to guardian. Geoff Wheeler and Sodha indicate. engineer Mike Cooley’s
readers@ Coventry, England, UK Much better regulation 1980 Architect or Bee,
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editor, Kings Place,
secretary to the general from elitist mind control we identify patterns in Rooney’s popularity
90 York Way,
London N1 9GU,
manager of Croydon towards genuinely masses of data, using in China (Spotlight,
UK airport in the late 1930s. unfettered online popular our multiple subjective 17 February), the podcast
She used to relate how discourse. filters of language, gender, Stochastic Volatility
German Jews arriving by Terry Hewton religion, race, class and was wrongly named as
air were refused entry. Adelaide, South Australia politics, to turn those Scholastic Volatility.
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collection, big on glamour and (to cut a long story) Ashish,
the label, was born.
But, he says: “In the early 2000s the world was a different
place, in terms of just being a brown person in fashion. I
don’t think people expected that I would be around for very
long.” He struggled to get UK citizenship, which added a
particularly pointed pressure to his work, and when he
INTERVIEW s the sequin perhaps the started doing shows he found himself stereotyped. “I’d get
By Eva Wiseman most glamorous product of called things like ‘Bollywood designer’ or ‘Hindu designer’,
evolutionary biology? Psy- which I didn’t quite understand the relevance of. I wanted
chologists say humans are to be judged on what I was doing, not my identity.”
drawn to things that sparkle Recently, though, he has started to lean into his heritage.
because once our ancestors “I’m Indian, I have my own gaze, which comes from my
searched for light reflecting sense of having grown up in a particular country, so there are
on rivers in their search references that I react to differently. The way I use colour,
for water. Now we search for example, things that are so deeply rooted. Everything
for sparkle elsewhere – a you do is through your gaze, your lived experience – the
diamond ring, a disco ball fact that you’re an immigrant or a queer person.” He feels
– and find new meaning more comfortable exploring that today, through “the idea
in it beyond survival. Like of dual culture dressing. Like, I remember Indira Gandhi,
glamour, or value, or – in when she travelled abroad, would do the silk sari, but then
the case of Ashish Gupta, a she’d have a fur coat on top. This interesting clash of east
fashion designer renowned and west. And in queues at Heathrow you’ll see Indian
for his artistry with sequins women wearing a sari with a big cardigan and trainers. So
– freedom. I’ve been exploring a lot of that in my work, which becomes
Next month sees Ashish’s kind of political. Because it’s about dress codes and how
Centre stage first retrospective, show- people react, what messaging you’re sending.”
Ashish Gupta casing 20 years of his label’s Last year, Gupta shot a collection in India for the first
at 2015’s V&A hand-embroidered sequined time, clothes inspired by such things as Indian movie maga-
Fashion in Motion clothes, like the dressing zines and the velour bedspreads his family bought in the
show in London
gown in zardozi, a south Asian embroidery method using 1970s. There were geeky knit tanktops alongside 50s style
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gold thread, and the pink T-shirt with the slogan “Fall in prom dresses, all hoisted to new levels of glamour with
love and be more tender”, and sparkling pieces worn by their dense embroidered sequins.
▲ Word play
stars such as Beyoncé, Rihanna and Debbie Harry. Walking In 2016, baffled and upset by Brexit, Gupta took a bow
Gupta’s into his London home feels like stepping backstage – he’s at the end of his London show in a T-shirt that read “Immi-
‘Immigrant’ replaced his front-door panels with red glass, so we stand grant”. It was an attempt to reclaim the word, to show
shirt caused a
bathed for a calm minute in dark light. He designed the pride and to seek compassion. It sold out instantly. “The
stir in 2016 kitchen countertops to house huge planters, and lush trees older I get, the more I think about the political situation
NIKLAS HALLE’N/
grow up towards the glass roof. There are stone busts, and its structures. This constant dialogue, for example,
AFP/GETTY Indian glass paintings and piles of books, but not a single about immigration really upsets me. It’s completely
insensitive. It’s almost as if people don’t understand the really had this dodgy cocktail dress kind of association. I
traumas immigrants go through. And even if you look at the love a bit of bad taste, so that was part of it.” He strokes his
vocabulary around it – when people from the west move beard as he thinks. “The other thing is this idea of glamour.
to countries in the so-called ‘developing world’, they call The word
wo comes from the idea of witches casting a spell. So
themselves expats. The word immigrant becomes reserved it’s a very
ver powerful association. And I think about the golden
for people of colour who move to predominantly ly white age of Hollywood
age of H and how sequins look on film. There’s
countries, which I find really interesting, because se I have such a magical
m quality about them. Plus, the danger and
yet to find the difference between the two.” beauty
b eauty I associate with nightlife – you want to be seen, but
He hopes that art and fashion remain a voice off dissent, there’s a mystery there. They light you up,” he shakes his
but he remains worried. “I emigrated here to bu build
uild
ild head, a kind of casual wonder. “It’s a very magical medium.”
a life and I don’t see myself as differentt from othe
otherer Today, he’s
h wearing an orange shirt in a muted psychedelic
people. But, obviously, I am seen as different by b pattern. Does he ever wear a sequin? “No. I like to have a
pattern
some people. When Brexit happened it was so sad sad,d, little bit
bi of distance. They feel like … I don’t want to say
because there’s a whole generation of youngoung peopl
peoplele ‘sacred’? But I suppose I like to be on the outside looking
‘sacred
now who will be deprived of so many experiences,
eriences, in.” He looks a little sheepish.
it’s such a shame, isn’t it? When you think Pulling old work out for the retrospective, Gupta was
Pulli
about food and fashion and just falling in love pleasantly surprised to find … it was fabulous? Like the ear-
pleasan
… it’s such a shame. Why would you not want liest pie
piece, from 2003: “It’s like the campest rugby shirt in
that?” This government, he adds, “instead d of the wor
world,” in gold and silver stripes, which came from “the
trying to fix real problems – energy prices, es, idea of taking something hyper-masculine, fetishising and
the environment, trading with Europe, e, subverting it.” And the bags, where he reimagined plastic
subver
which from recent personal experience I bags in sequins – instead of Tesco, the letters spelled Disco.
can say continues to be an absolute clus-- Instead of M&S, S&M. “They had a gentle humour about
Inste
terfuck – is trying to deflect by blaming g them. But also it was that idea of taking something
the
refugees. It would be laughable if it wasn’tt disposable from everyday life and making it really
di
so cruel and tragic. Privileged people who o special, elevating it.” He shrugs. “It’s a really nice
have such a lack of humanity and empathy hy thing, to be able to create joy. I’m grateful for that.”
should not be in these positions of power.” r.” In the past, Gupta has booked holidays – flights,
When he wore the T-shirt, “I felt like ike I wa
wasas hotels, packed a suitcase – but found himself unable to
ho
coming out as an immigrant,” Gupta chuckles. chuckle es. leave for
fo the airport. “I don’t think I’ve had longer than four
But the subject creeps into his work in less ss obvious
ous days off in a row in the past 20 years,” he winces. “Running
ways, too. Growing up in Delhi, homosexual- mosexual- Model looks a smalll fashion business is hard and it’s really difficult to
ity was illegal and he dreamed of moving ng to New Gupta uses bright disengage. But Bu there are so many more things I’d like
York, or Paris, or London, “a world of escapismapism and colours and to do!” He’d like to take more pictures, for instance.
fabulousness. Sequins remind me of that,, of big cit- sequins in his He’d like to do gardening, he’d like to design more
ies at night. Because cities have always been such designs interiors and “I’d like to write a book about
interi
a refuge for people, or communities, who o have felt ALESSANDRO LUCIONI/ sex.” Oh yes? He has so many stories, he says.
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not the norm. For gay men, moving from romm small ll SANDERS And it’s a subject he’s close to because,
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towns, a city’s nightlife becomes a kind nd ofo ref- “Often we dress up to get undressed. So
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The clothes Gupta designs use sequinsequins to I love
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disrupt and deceive the eye, with trompe mpe l’oeil [redacted A-list celebrity] and when I got
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effects and unexpected references. The he draw it back,
ba there was a pair of knickers in the
of the sparkle feels primal – that ancientnt pocket. I thought, well, she’s had a great
poc
search for water – but in his 20 years rs time!” The ultimate compliment.
tim
working with sequins, making his own wn When he says trenchcoat, of course,
fabrics, hand-embroidering them (they’re y’re iit’s important to realise what he means
the opposite of fast or throwaway fashion ion – is something
s more like a sculpture in the
a typical dress costs about £2,000 [$2,400]),
400]), shape of a trenchcoat, but made pain-
sh
working out how best to help them catch tch the sstakingly by hand. When we talk about
light, Gupta has had time to go deeper. “Part of politics, about that doomful year of
my attraction to sequins is that collision of high Brexit and Trump, he remembers being
and low taste. When I started designing, g, they at a rally and seeing a gold sparkling sign
a
that said: “
tth “Fighting Gloom With Glitter!”
“II was inspired
“ in by that,” he says. “And – sequins
are a kind of protest in themselves, aren’t they?”
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H E R I TAGE our hundred years ago, a small band annotated handwritten copies or prompt books.
of William Shakespeare’s loyal friends The trio took the edited scripts to a printing shop
and fellow thespians embarked on the where compositors copied them into metal type.
complicated challenge of bringing his Many mistakes were made, and survived because
Psst! Wanna
a biopic. Orson Welles’s 1942 best screenplay
Oscar for Citizen Kane was reported lost by his
daughter Beatrice in 1988. The Academy issued
a replacement, only for the original to resur-
buy an Oscar?
face. Welles had left it with a cinematographer
named Gary Graver who tried to sell it in 1994,
but Beatrice regained possession. When she tried
to auction the original in 2003, the Academy
tried, but failed, to stop the sale (courts eventu-
ally ruled that she could sell the original, but not
Award winners are banned the replacement). She reportedly sold it for an
undisclosed sum. In 2011, it was sold for $862,000
from selling the prize figurines, by an anonymous seller to an anonymous buyer.
except back to the Academy for $1. Another courtroom drama unfolded over the
And yet, a murky and mysterious sale of Judy Garland’s “juvenile” Oscar (which
was smaller than the standard statuette) from
trade continues … 1940 for The Wizard of Oz. It was reported lost
by her husband, Sid Luft, in 1958. The Academy
By Steve Rose provided a replacement, which Luft tried to sell
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in 1993. The Academy obtained a court order pro-
n March 2000, three weeks before the 72nd hibiting the sale, so Luft reportedly gave it to his
Academy Awards, that year’s shipment of daughter, Lorna. Then, in 2000, Garland’s origi-
Oscars – 55 individually marked, 24-carat nal 1940 Oscar appeared in the hands of a memo-
gold-plated statuettes – disappeared en rabilia dealer – starting price: $3m. The Academy
route from the manufacturer in Chicago to Los obtained a restraining order, after which Luft and
Angeles. The story briefly became a showbiz sen- the seller denied having the 1940 Oscar.
sation: the Academy set up a 24-hour tip line; the Pre-1951 Oscars continue to come up for
handling company offered a $50,000 reward; legitimate sale on a regular basis. Who is collect-
the FBI became involved. The culprits were a ing them? “It’s pretty hard to do it out in the open
couple of light-fingered delivery workers. They unless it is something that’s pre-1951,” Ashleigh
were arrested within days and the show went on. says. “But mostly, it’s because they’re truly movie
Had these thieves been able to sell the Oscars buffs … if they have the money, they’re going
on the open market, they might have been in for to try to find something on the secret market.”
a shock. The going rate for 55 new Oscar statues Some buyers have gone public: in 2003, the
is $55. Since 1951, all Academy Award winners magician David Copperfield bought Michael
must sign an agreement that they “shall not sell Curtiz’s best director Oscar for Casablanca at
or otherwise dispose of the Oscar statuette, nor auction for $232,000. Reportedly, he kept it in
permit it to be sold or disposed of by operation of his bedroom, claiming without irony: “Objects
law, without first offering to sell it to the Academy should be where they do the most good.” In what
for the sum of $1”. The rule also applies to anyone could be his greatest trick, Copperfield resold
who receives or inherits someone else’s Oscar. the statuette for more than $2m in 2012. Another
Despite the Academy’s rules, there is a small highly unanonymous collector paid a record
but lucrative trade. Some statuettes have changed $1.5m for the best picture Oscar for Gone With
hands for millions of dollars. Quite a few have the Wind in 1999: Michael Jackson. Steven
disappeared. “I would say that approximately Spielberg bought Oscars belonging to Clark
150 statuettes have been sold either publicly or
semi-secretly over the years,” says Caroline Ash-
leigh, a veteran auctioneer and appraisal expert,
who put prices at $10,000 to $1.5m.
The trade began in earnest in 1993, when
Vivien Leigh’s family auctioned her best
actress Oscar from Gone With the Wind for an
eye-catching $563,000. Since it was a pre-1951
statuette, the Academy was powerless to act, but
issued a statement saying it “regrets the traffic in
Oscars … and will consider all legal options open
to it with regard to each sale.”
Many would-be sellers have fallen foul of
those “legal options”. In 2008, for example, three
heirs of the silent-movie star Mary Pickford were
blocked in their attempts to sell her 1930 best
actress award, for Coquette, and an honorary
Oscar she received in 1976. ▲ Without trace Hattie McDaniel’s Merit for
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points to the way that Eliot’s response to the
BIOGR APHY id-Victorian society never forgave challenges of living and loving was always plural
George Eliot for setting up home in and protean, always taking on shimmering new
1854 with a rackety married man, the shapes and dimensions.
journalist and scientist GH Lewes. In a frankly brilliant reading of Middlemarch,
Mary, quite contrary Late-Victorian society, by contrast, could not Carlisle shows Eliot’s characters grappling not
forgive her for choosing to wed in church when, simply with the stark binary of desire v duty, but
A philosophical look following Lewes’s death in 1878, she walked up the also with the “imagined otherwise” of ghostly
at George Eliot’s life aisle with a much younger and duller man called roads not taken and lives unlived. Ardent teenage
John Cross. On the question of marriage, George idealist Dorothea gets married to dry-as-dust
and work asks why Eliot could never seem to get it right. Casaubon because she has convinced herself
In this thrilling book, the academic he is a great man who will unlock the classical
marriage was a central philosopher Clare Carlisle explores the novel- world for her and make her a different, cleverer
concern when she lived ist’s interrogation of “the double life”, meaning person. The equally ardent but people-pleasing
not only Eliot’s own 25 years of unsanctioned Dr Lydgate marries the worldly socialite Rosa-
an unconventional life coupledom with Lewes, but also the difficult mond Vincy simply because it would be too
love relationships she unleashed on her heroines, much bother not to. Examples such as these
By Kathryn Hughes including Maggie Tulliver in The Mill on the Floss have led to accusations that Eliot deprived her
and Dorothea Brooke in Middlemarch. Carlisle, characters, especially the women, of the free-
then, is less concerned with reheating the stale doms that she claimed for herself. For indeed,
gossip that still gets Eliot’s biographers going – once the early sniggering and finger-pointing
was Lewes unfaithful, why did Cross jump into had died down, Eliot enjoyed a rather fabulous
the Grand Canal during their honeymoon, how life. Lewes created the conditions in which her
come so many people developed a crush on a art could blossom, carefully shielding her from
woman who Henry James claimed looked like a negative reviews and negotiating fat fees and
horse? – and instead takes a more soulful look at innovative publication deals that made her the
what “the marriage question” meant for the girl richest self-made woman in the country.
who had been born Mary Anne Evans in 1819. Carlisle speaks of wanting to employ biography
The ambiguities and ambivalence had been as philosophical inquiry and here she succeeds
there from the start. After a series of magnificently. She has filleted details
calamitous and one-sided early rela- from Eliot’s own life, read closely into
tionships, often with men who weren’t her novels and considered the wider
available, Evans, still a literary jour- philosophical background in which
nalist at this point, “eloped” with she was operating. The question of
Lewes in 1854. The new couple spent marriage mattered to George Eliot not
▲ Class act months in Germany to allow artistic as a rhetorical device or a question of
Rufus Sewell and London the opportunity to gossip to its BOOK OF law or custom, but as a series of lived
Juliet Aubrey in grubby heart’s content without having THE WEEK possibilities that needed to be tested
the BBC’s 1994 to mount a defence. When the wander- The Marriage and tinkered with in a perpetual cycle
production of ers eventually returned, Eliot informed Question of renewal and self-healing.
Middlemarch everyone that from now on she would By Clare Carlisle KATHRYN HUGHES IS A BIOGRAPHER,
MINKE SPIRO/REX answer only to “Mrs Lewes”. ACADEMIC AND LITERARY CRITIC
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FICTION here is an irony in this novel’s title being were handy vehicles for his explorations of
the name of its protagonist/narrator. consciousness. He told interviewers that he
Tomás Nevinson has had many perso- respected Ian Fleming, but his fictional uni-
nae. He sometimes loses track of which verse is not the Bond sphere. Instead of novel
Doubting Tomás character he is inhabiting. In the long middle weaponry and shiny cars, we have extended
section, when he is living undercover in a pro- evocations of cities whose histories weigh on
Javier Marías’ final vincial Spanish city where his true identity (he their present like incubi. Instead of quick-sharp
hopes) is unknown to anyone, his narrative slips prose and incessant action, we have intricately
book is a seductive unpredictably from first person to third. He is “I”: meandering sentences and long periods of wait-
thriller with a plot Tomás, an Anglo-Spanish British secret agent ing. This is a spy thriller, but it reads like one
with a complicated history containing lethal transposed into music by Philip Glass.
secondary to evocative violence, enforced disappearances and betrayed There is a plot. Nevinson must decide which
descriptions and love. But then in the very next sentence he is of the three women he is stalking is an IRA ter-
“he”: Miguel Centurión, an innocuous-seeming rorist on loan to the Basque separatist group
literary dialogue all-Spanish schoolteacher. Whoever Eta. Having identified her, he must
he is, though, Tomás/Miguel has been “take her out of the picture”. It’s a
By Lucy Hughes-Hallett sent to watch three women, one of straightforward setup, with fairytale
whom he may be required to kill. echoes (the princess who must choose
This is Javier Marías’s last book. between three suitors, and woe betide
Or, more accurately, it is the last part her if she makes the mistake of picking
we will get of a composite work the the obvious candidate). But Marías,
late and much lamented author was Tomás Nevinson having used it as a scaffolding to hang
writing for decades. It’s not a sequel By Javier Marías, his thoughts on, jettisons it. The back
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or a prequel to its predecessors – those translated by story is not revealed. The climactic
words imply a narrative progression Margaret Jull Costa moment is a non-event. In Marías-
quite alien to the way Marías operated. world, morality is ambiguous and
He preferred the phrase “companion piece”. conclusions elusive. At the novel’s end, Nevinson
The first part of the novel takes the form of an is maybe sealing his bond with his wife, Berta
extended verbal duel between Nevinson, who Isla (eponymous heroine of an earlier novel),
thinks he has retired from undercover work, and from whom his secret missions have repeat-
his handler, Bertie Tupra. Tupra is a tempter and edly taken him away. He recites a poem – Yeats’s
manipulator, a modern Mephistopheles. Years When You Are Old – which is so far from being a
ago, he entrapped Nevinson into the service. declaration that we are left wondering what he
Now he wants to make use of him again, and means her to understand by it.
Nevinson is sucked back in. It is one of many quotations and allusions
Marías was interested in spying for the same in this book. “Literary fiction” is generally an
reason he was interested in fiction. Secret agents, otiose phrase, but it fits Marías’s work exactly.
with their false identities and shifty evasions, Nevinson was in a bookshop in Oxford reading
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SOCIETY ime took on an elastic and sinuous to 19th-century industry and empire. An 1861
quality during the Covid-19 lockdowns, letter from a British arrival in South Africa say-
if it retained any coherence at all. Days ing “we have left time and been launched on
bled into each other, as did walks and to eternity” encapsulates contemporary beliefs
Beat the clock Zoom catchups and Sopranos episodes. Feel- that positioned the time-keeping, industrious
ing a sense of “temporal weirdness”, California “civiliser” against the timeless, idling “other”.
Maybe the point is to artist and writer Jenny Odell set up a This is echoed in the present day.
camera on a tripod facing her window. Saving Time considers modern forms
be more alive, rather “Time felt the same in my room, but in of surveillance in the workplace, in
than to live longer, says the photos, it rained, it stormed, and which employees’ movements are
the fog rolled in from San Francisco,” tracked in the name of efficiency,
an intriguing look into she says. Flicking through the photos, productivity guides that view time as
our attitudes to time Odell felt an emotion that she calls “it” scarce, and a belief that time is money.
– being taken out of the present, with Saving Time Odell also presents a striking discus-
all that was familiar made strange. By Jenny sion of leisure. Is genuine rest possible
By Rebecca Liu This feeling of “it” runs through Odell in a hypercommercialised world?
her cultural and political meditation, Later chapters turn to the
Saving Time. Odell sets the stakes high for her environment. As wildfires burned across her
investigation. Observing that popular attitudes home state in the summer of 2020, Odell read a
to time – as, say, an unrelenting march towards transcript of an earnings call from BP, in which
climate apocalypse – encourage a self-fulfilling the CEO reassures analysts that the development
nihilism, she proposes a different model, more of a natural gas field is still on schedule. It is a
attuned to the natural world. statement that would be unimaginable in a world
Odell begins by tracing the roots of our system temporally organised around the demands of the
Little Gidding when Tupra’s trap snapped shut BOOKS OF THE MONTH
on him. Decades later, TS Eliot is still one of his The best recent crime and thrillers
most constant references, along with Marlowe,
Baudelaire, Di Lampedusa, Wilfred Owen and
– most insistently – Shakespeare. Taunted by By Laura Wilson is being groomed for the Gil reluctantly agrees to
Tupra, Nevinson defends himself with a line from job of latest mistress to the look after his 17-year-old
Macbeth. He is confident Tupra knows the play now middle-aged “merry nephew Matthew. Gil’s
by heart, “like any truly cultivated murderer”. monarch” Charles II. conviction that Matthew is
Tupra learned his craft from the Kray twins, With a mixture of real and a psychopath began with
who probably didn’t have much Shakespearean fictional characters, this an incident on a family
tragedy on the tips of their tongues, but Marías tale of intrigue and power holiday, and now it’s
is not mirroring reality. He is weaving a many- imbalance is well up increasing by the day. But
layered meditation on mortality and memory to standard. Gil is also middle-aged,
and free will and its opposite. with debts and a stalled
His subsidiary characters are puppets. The career, whereas Matthew
three female suspects are as unreadable to us Strange Sally Diamond has not only won over Gil’s
as they are to Nevinson. The men with whom By Liz Nugent wife and daughters but
they are linked are not so much people as Sally doesn’t see why has his whole life – and a
props’n’costumes: the drug dealer in his cow- everyone is up in arms multimillion-dollar trust
boy boots and sideburns, the grandee with his when she attempts to fund – ahead of him. Great
collection of antique swords, the scheming busi- incinerate her adoptive characterisation and
nessman wearing chaps and sombrero for sex father’s corpse. genuine suspense in
as Nevinson watches on a hidden camera, the Psychiatrist Thomas a psychological thriller
journalist who favours suits in shades from dried Diamond, to whom she Mother’s Day par excellence.
blood to faded rose. was case study as much as By Abigail Burdess
This novel leaves its plotlines dangling, not daughter and with whom There’s a touch of grand
bothering to answer simple questions about she has lived a reclusive guignol to this debut.
who did what to whom, because its author is life in an isolated County Abandoned as a baby,
more concerned with larger, more suggestive Roscommon bungalow, Anna lost her adoptive
mysteries. As Nevinson’s quest stalls, readers specifically told her to mother early and was
may sometimes feel as impatient as Tupra “put [him] out with the consigned to boarding
does, longing for forward movement. But then bins”. He has left letters school by a distant father.
Marías mesmerises us again and we are swept on detailing what he knows Unsurprisingly, she has
by the long, powerful swells of his prose, flaw- of the horrific events that a lot of issues around
lessly translated by Margaret Jull Costa, and the led up to her adoption, but family, and her alcoholic The Man Who Lived
circling currents of his thought. we know, from a second boyfriend is no help. Anna Underground
LUCY HUGHES-HALLET IS A CULTURAL HISTORIAN, narrator, that the truth finds her birth mother By Richard Wright
BIOGRAPHER AND NOVELIST is even worse. Nugent’s at the same time as she Black American author
fifth novel is her best yet: discovers she is pregnant, Richard Wright finished
evil perpetuates evil in a but Marlene soon turns The Man Who Lived
climate emergency; yet, in one dominated by heartbreaking but humane out to be a manipulative, Underground in 1942,
quarterly earnings reports, it is entirely ordinary. tale of people damaged narcissistic monster. Dark, but it is only now being
Odell calls for a way of living that is less beyond repair. funny and downright icky published in its entirety.
dependent on domination, less about the human in equal measure. Set in Chicago, it is the
self at all. Watching the plumage of birds change tale of Fred Daniels,
and observing a patch of moss unfurling from who is picked up by two
her kitchen, she appreciates the different time- white cops on his way
scales at work in nature. It is in these moments of home from work – a white
surrender that Odell sees the possibility of rest, couple nearby have been
and of a more fruitful approach to time. “Maybe murdered, and a culprit
‘the point’ isn’t to live more, in the literal sense of is required (“I think he’ll
a longer or more productive life,” she writes, “but do”). Tortured until he
rather, to be more alive in any given moment.” confesses to the crime,
Odell makes a good case for an elongated The Shadows of London Fred manages to escape
present, though I would have liked more about By Andrew Taylor A Flaw in the Design into the city’s sewers.
the “temporal weirdness” she felt during the In the sixth novel in By Nathan Oates At once allegorical and
pandemic. A survey of how different societies Taylor’s series set in the This American debut brutally realistic, this
have thought of time felt too brief. years after the Great Fire explores family and short novel is a powerful
“I live on their clock,” she writes, after reading of London, a body is class tensions in a fight indictment of racism and
the BP earnings call transcript – a clock that ticks discovered in the ruins over who controls the an unsettling portrait of
to the rhythm of the business cycle. Perhaps it is of an almshouse that narrative. When his sister a man in the grip of an
possible to live on another. architect Cat Hakesby is and her rich husband are existential nightmare.
REBECCA LIU IS A GUARDIAN COMMISSIONING rebuilding. Meanwhile killed in a car accident, LAURA WILSON IS A CRIME
EDITOR young Louise de Keroualle creative writing lecturer WRITER AND CRITIC
MODER N LIFE place I won’t be able to reach the successful repair scenarios. Maybe
Tim Dowling screw holes on the far side.” I could abseil down from an
“You don’t need to say any of this upstairs window, tool-belt on. Then
out loud,” my wife says. something occurs to me.
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noses the flap from the other side, streets over, still open, lying against
he gap between the side of hesitates a moment, and then a hedge.
the house and the garden squeezes through. “I hadn’t thought of that,” I say,
wall is roofed over with “Idiot,” I say. to no one.
sheets of clear corrugated The dog will go out through the That evening my wife comes
plastic. It’s where we keep things cat flap, but it won’t come back in into the kitchen while I’m sitting at
that don’t need to be warm, but do unsupervised in case the cat is on my laptop.
need to be dry: paint, scrap wood, the other side waiting to pounce. “I was about to order some new
garden tools and a toaster that isn’t After a few ugly encounters, the roofing,” I say. “Enough to re-cover
quite broken enough to throw away. cat no longer needs to be present to the whole area.”
I notice the plastic roof has a hole maintain this threat. The dog stands “Good,” she says. “What’s
in it, about 15cm in diameter. I think outside barking until someone for supper?”
a fox probably put its foot through comes downstairs to announce that “And then I decided that was a
it while gnawing on the chicken the coast is clear. Mostly me. very big job,” I say, “one perhaps
bones I found up there when I finally “It’s not mostly you,” says the better suited to the people who live
dragged the ladder out for a look. youngest one the next morning. here after we’re dead.”
The problem qualifies as urgent, “I had to come down at 3am to tell The next morning I am staring
because the stuff that sits under her to come in.” The next up at the hole when something
the plastic roof is getting wet. “The kitchen door needs to be morning occurs to me.
But corrugated roofing sheets shut at night,” my wife says. “So the I go inside and return with a
come in many different sizes and dog can’t go out in the first place.” I find my heavy-duty adjustable wrench, and
thicknesses, not to mention varying “Then the dog pees inside,” I say, umbrella the umbrella. I poke the umbrella
levels of corrugation. “And the cat gets trapped in the through the hole, open it and let go.
“Even if I manage to order the kitchen all night.” two Then I tie the wrench to the handle
right kind,” I say, sitting up in bed
with my laptop, “I’m not sure I can
“Have you got a better idea?” my
wife says.
streets to weigh it down.
That night in bed I hear rain
install it.” “We just need to decide which over, lying hitting the windows and imagine the
“Uh-huh,” my wife says.
“Metre-wide sections are no
animal to get rid of,” I say.
I take my coffee outside and
against umbrella doing its work, firmly in
place. I fall into a satisfied slumber,
good,” I say, “because once it’s in stare up at the roof hole, imagining a hedge until the dog starts barking at four.
STEPHEN COLLINS
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By Melissa Thompson
№ 210
Smoked
haddock and
coconut soup
Prep 15 min This soup riff
ffss somewhere
somewh
Cook 45 min between a chowder and rundown,
a Jamaican stew that’s “cooked
Serves 4 down” with coconut milk.
The smokiness of the fish and
I don’t want gadgets in my kitchen • DAIRY FREE
• GLUTEN FREE
paprika add depth, while the
sweetcorn gives welcome pops
– well, maybe that herb stripper of sweetness. Don’t be alarmed
by the scotch bonnet – it’s to add
flavour more than heat, hence
S
ometimes, in pursuit of metal plunging tube that is the Ingredients its inclusion whole. Leave it in
a better life, I turn to the pineapple corer. To meet my pal’s Vegetable oil for just 10 minutes for a gentle
ads on Instagram, because ban on single-use items, I’m sure 1 onion, peeled and warmth, or for the whole cook for
the world is always better you could carry out a full-frontal finely chopped a higher heat level.
Salt
there. It has the gloss you get off a lobotomy on an annoying family
½ tsp smoked
coffee table that’s just had a polish member with it, so there’s that. Not paprika
Method
after a spray of Mr Sheen. For here for you? Then surely you want the ½ tsp ground Put a tablespoon of oil in a saucepan
are an array of devices specifically Chef’n Stalkchop Cauliflower Prep turmeric on a medium heat, then fry the
engineered to make working in the Tool for getting the stalks out of 1 tsp ground cumin onion and a pinch of salt for five
kitchen a more blissful experience, cauliflowers. Because using a knife 1 tsp ground minutes. Add the spices, cook,
a place where you can cook un- would be so pre-social media. coriander stirring, until they smell fragrant,
aproned in a white shirt and never I blink. All of a sudden I am ½ tsp black pepper then add the garlic, thyme, ginger,
get stained. I trust Instagram. back in my own kitchen, which 2 garlic cloves, spring onion, red pepper and
peeled and crushed
A chef friend of mine has a doesn’t have a cauliflower corer. I carrot, and cook for another five
3 thyme stalks
cast-iron rule that no gadget in his realise that, as I age, my real-world 1cm piece fresh
minutes, adding another splash of
kitchen can have a single use. His kitchen-kit desires have become ginger, peeled and oil, if necessary.
rice-cooker is also a slow cooker. so much simpler. I want a pepper finely grated Add the coconut milk and
The toastie-maker can be used to grinder that always works, and not 2 spring onions, vegetable stock, leave to cook for
grill vegetables. The frying pan can one that functions for just the first trimmed and finely 10 minutes, then add the squash
be used to smack intruders across three months. I want a cafetiere that chopped and scotch bonnet, and simmer for
the head, and so on. doesn’t dribble when you pour from ½ red pepper, 15 minutes; remove and discard the
While I understand the it. I want a glass measuring jug from chopped chilli once you’re happy with the
1 carrot, halved
decluttering instinct, this is to miss which the scale hasn’t rubbed off heat level. Add the sweetcorn and
lengthwise and cut
some life-enhancing fabulousness. with time. That’s it. into 3mm-thick
haddock, and cook for about seven
For example, until I saw it for myself Then, like the addict I am, I half-moons minutes, until the fish is cooked
on Instagram, I didn’t know there glance at my phone and see an 400ml coconut milk through. Taste for seasoning,
was a moulded yellow plastic cuff Instagram advert for a bright orange 150ml vegetable adding salt if needed, and serve
called the Chef’n Cob Corn Stripper oval-shaped piece of plastic with stock garnished generously with chopped
solely designed to get the kernels holes of different sizes. It costs a 200g butternut parsley or chives.
off ears of corn. Oh, what sweet corn mere £10 ($12). It’s for stripping the squash or pumpkin
kernel-stripping joy. leaves off fresh herbs. (frozen is fine),
cut into 1cm dice
I was thrilled to come across I realise that what I really want is,
1 scotch bonnet
the wonder of non-stick silicone yes, the functional pepper grinder, 200g sweetcorn
kitchen spatula tongs. They have a the non-drip cafetiere and the age- 300g smoked
little hammock of flexible silicone resistant measuring jug. But also, haddock, cut into
in fluorescent green, between the the herb stripper. That is what will large pieces
ends of the tongs so you can, I don’t make my kitchen life complete. Parsley or chives,
know, rock your vegetables to sleep Observer chopped finely,
while you lift them out of the pan. to garnish
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Armstrong was the first only statue of Bonnie Jack Black; Turin and churchyard of St Peter’s are
patient at which hospital? Prince Charlie? Piacenza; 84? starting to wane and reveal
2 What is the world’s 8 How is the boss of 13 Cunningham; Owen; patches of green again.
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god of which city? 14 Washington DC (1st the fourth to be built on this spot.
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musical director for 9 Labino; Lalique; Lipofsky; Dallas (4th)? and much decayed” during the days
Marlene Dietrich? Liskova; Littleton? 15 Pseudonymous of the border Reivers (raiders from
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Chris Maslanka Identify the word from its men who died in the first world
centre: war: Charlton, Bell, Hetherington
**SPAN** log/burner, f) quick/sand/bar.
cake, d) snow/plough/share, e) back/
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Rearrange the letters of (bathe & he-man). ground are the remains of a much
Po in Kung Fu Panda; Po River flows
diseases. 12 Po: Po in Teletubbies;
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another word. b) Cambridge sky predates Hadrian’s Wall by decades.
10 Originators of early Christian
9 Glass artists and designers.
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3 Dropouts d) snow share and North Korea. 6 Sumo wrestling.
Bacharach. 5 Kazakhstan, Mongolia
dug in 1929 that a small bronze coin
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a letter to make a word: f ) quick bar Quiz 1 Great Ormond Street. of Constantine the Great. St Peter’s
Answers
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road that was the original northern
CHESS the other over-the-board. Caruana won last year. frontier. Excavation revealed a
Leonard Barden Carlsen, still No 1 in the There is also a women’s Roman building under the north side
classical rankings and still American Cup with a of the churchyard.
the world rapid and blitz $100,000 prize fund. Beyond stretch the ordered
Magnus Carlsen’s reign champion, will take on the Next up, from 3 April, pastures of parkland, with a small
as an abdicated world four top US grandmasters. is the second leg of round pond cupped in a hollow of
champion will formally Before that, there is the the online Champions the field. Close by is St Mary’s well.
end late next month when American Cup at St Louis, Tour, where the seeded Brooklime grows in a trickling flow
a winner is declared in a $200,000 invitation players Carlsen, Hikaru and a wide sweep of ground is boggy.
the €2m ($2.1m), 14-game knockout, which Fabiano Nakamura, Caruana and Beneath hazel catkins the trefoil
match for the newly Wesley So are joined leaves of wood sorrel have unfolded,
3859 Kobalia v Shevchenko,
vacant title between European Championship 2023. Black
by four qualifiers from there is a sprinkling of white flowers
Russian world No 2, Ian to move and win. the Play-In, open to all on barren strawberries, and spears
Nepomniachtchi, playing grandmasters. One of of wild garlic shine a gleaming
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under a neutral Fide flag, those four, after fighting emerald. Susie White
and Chinese world No 3, 7 his way through a nine-
Ding Liren. The venue is 6 round Swiss, is Levon
Astana, Kazakhstan. 5 Aronian; and also in the
Some chess fans may 4
mix is Le Quang Liem.
not recognise the Astana
3 Kxd2 Ne4+.
winner as a genuine world or 3 Kxe3 Nd5+ or 3 Ke1 exd2+ 4
champion; for them there 2 king and queen after 3 Bxe3 Ne4+
is now the prospect of two 1 If 2 Bxd2 e3+! with a knight fork of
3859 1...Qxd2+! and White resigned.
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