Mushnik & Son - ORIGINAL

Music starts at bar 24, for now. More intro can be added later.
Menken/Ashman
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Seymour

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Mushnik

be -set, be -fud -dled and be - reft That's what I'd be if Sey-mour

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Sir?

left! Seymour Seymour

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How would you like to be my son? How would you like to be my

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own a - dop - ted boy? I nev -er liked him much be - fore but count the cash that's in the
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What for?

drawer, I've got no choice I'm much too poor. Say yes! Sey-mour, I want to be your
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dad! I want to see you climb -ing up my fam' - ly tree!

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I used to think you left a stench, but now I see that you're a
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mensch, so I'm pro -pos -ing, be my son! "Mush -nik and Son" sounds
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great! Three words with the ring of fate! So say you'll in - cor - por
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36 ate with me! A flor - ists's dream come true! Mush -

41 nik and his boy -chik: you! What bus' -ness we'll do for F. T. D.!

How 'bout it, Sey-mour? Be my son! Just say the word, I'll have my
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Now, Mis -ter Mush -nik, don't be rash, you al-ways said that I was

law - yer on the phone.

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trash. Sir, I'm chok -ing!

Oh, I was jok -ing! 'Scuse the phy - si - cal ex - press -ion of my pride, of the
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Gee!

sweet pa -ter -nal mish -e-goss I've held pent up in -side... So?
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Well... I...

Well? You...
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Gee, I'd real - ly like to, but...

Go a-head and say it, Sey mour, tell me that you will! I'll

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O - kay! You win! I'll be your son!

hold my breath un - til

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Draw up the pa -pers, Dad, I'm touched, I real - ly am! And when you reach age eight -y

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three, I'll let you come move in with me I pro -mise!

You swear? What a son!

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Mush -nik and son, that's that! Of - fi-cial - ly, I'm your brat! Con -

Mush -nik and son, that's that! Con -

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si - der the mat - ter closed and done! Now to the world let's

si - der the mat - ter closed and done! Now to the world let's
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stick Our se -nior and ju - nior shtick! Through thin and through thick

stick Our se -nior and ju - nior shtick! Through thin and through thick
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Through slop -py and slick! So come kiss me quick!

Through slop -py and slick! Please

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Mush - nik and

91 don't make me sick! Mush - nik and

son!

son!