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ROSEPROPS
STAGE FESTIVAL DISASTER!
COME ALIVE AND ATTACK
“6/10
STUDENTS
performance”

I t was just a typical

Rose Stage Festival when
suddenly the props came J&A Medical Supplies
to life and attacked [advertisement]
students. One of the play
actors guild Quentillius Do you suffer from performance
Antiphiun Melentor III issues?
reported that he alone Do you love alcohol but hate the
single handedly defeated day after?
the animated props which
Does your hair curse cause
included a chimera and problems?
an owlbear, however
several eyewitnesses Then you need J&A Medical
claimed that the famous Supplies! our trusty potions and
lotions will help keep you
Capital Death and
Rainbows were quickly on
“It was chaos, no one knew what to do, until wizarding through campus and
not only improve your life but
the scene and dealt with
the issue. Larz Rhundig
Capital Death and Rainbows stepped up” your grades!.

and Alword the Adamant

were seen slicing up the
chimera, along with spells
T Orientation Disaster!
runks with teeth attack first E FIRE-JOLT CAFE FEELING FROGGY!
llina Tanglewood reports that some
weeks ago several students were involved
Daring raid for
Sassy Sally
being flung from Drenna years during their orientation! It
A Daring raid to recover
Rarewing and Jeddah started normally; excited students in some illegal frog racing and betting:
Sassy Sally was thwarted
Mudbog. gathered around in the hall, when not uncommon to firejolt cafe, however when the alarm at
Faculty members have suddenly the play actors guild's some dark magic was afoot when the Drakewing Manor went off,
also praised the quick frogs grew to enormous size! Luckily faculty reported. Alword the
equipment came alive and attacked! Adamant from the now
actions of the group of some first year students saved the day but
witnesses report a student cleaving a famous group CDR was
four and awarded them putting a stop to this froggy business.
chair and the creature in half! Eyewitnesses report Drenna Rarewing
caught attempting to steal
Students of the year. Sassy Sally however faculty
Quentillius denies their using levitation magic to make frogs fly. can’t confirm the dolls
involvement however. Faculty members say “nothing out of the whereabouts.
ordinary”.

Bows End Tavern SEDGEMOOR POISONED?!

When is spicy too spicy?
Chef Curtie has come under criticism after her food becomes
seemingly “too spicy”.
s edgemoor has come
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Several steam mephits apparently flowing from her food caused havoc under investigation as sed do eiusmod tempor
in bows end tavern. students were seen fleeing in panic as one witness witherbloom professors incididunt ut labore et
reports, however further investigation concluded that Larz Rhundig dolore magna aliqua. Ut
confirm dark magic tainting
from Capital Death and Rainbows was seen pouring beer over the
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creatures when asked about the event he said “Well you see, lager is
for its magical properties. quis nostrud exercitation
the only thing that can kill spicy food”. Quandrix and witherbloom
professors have been working overtime to confirm this theory, While no further comment ullamco laboris nisi ut aliqui
Quandrix professor Shalla commented “Not possible” but was given it could become commodo consequat.
Witherbloom professors claim otherwise. something far more sinister…