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Fatima Yazmin Avila

Gonzalez
Grupo 204
Jose Luis Antonio Luria
 Chistes
1.Se sube un señor al autobús y le pregunta al conductor:
— ¿Cuánto vale el bus?
— Un euro.
— Pues que se bajen todo el mundo, que me lo quedo.

2.Estaba una pizza llorando en el cementerio. Llega otra pizza y le dice:

— ¿Era familiar?
— No, mediana.

3.¿Qué hace un perro con un taladro? Ta—ladrando.

4.¿Cuál es el animal que es dos veces animal? El gato, porque es

gato y araña.

5.¿Cuál es el santo de todas las frutas? La San—día

 Refranes
1.“Más sabe el diablo por viejo que
por diablo”. Hace referencia a que la
sabiduría se adquiere con la
experiencia y con el tiempo, no por
la posición que una persona ocupe.
2.“No dar el brazo a torcer”. Expresa
que una persona no quiere hacer
algo o cambiar su opinión bajo
ninguna circunstancia.
3.“Al pan, pan; y al vino, vino”. Se
utiliza para designar que las cosas
tienen que ser llamadas por su
nombre y que tienen que ser claras.
4.“Al mal tiempo, buena cara”. Más
allá de que las condiciones sean
desfavorables, es importante
mantener la calma y el buen humor.
canción 1

The 1
I'm doing good, I'm on some new shit
Been saying "yes" instead of "no"
I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn't though
I hit the ground running each night
I hit the Sunday matinée
You know the greatest films of all time were never made
I guess you never know, never know
And if you wanted me, you really should've showed
And if you never bleed, you're never gonna grow
And it's alright now
But we were something, don't you think so?
Roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool
And if my wishes came true
It would've been you
In my defense, I have none
For never leaving well enough alone
But it would've been fun
If you would've been the one
(Ooh)
I have this dream you're doing cool shit
Having adventures on your own
You meet some woman on the internet and take her home
We never painted by the numbers, baby
But we were making it count
You know the greatest loves of all time are over now
I guess you never know, never know
And it's another day waking up alone
But we were something, don't you think so?
Roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool
And if my wishes came true
It would've been you
In my defense, I have none
For never leaving well enough alone
But it would've been fun
If you would've been the one
I, I, I persist and resist the temptation to ask you
If one thing had been different
Would everything be different today?
We were something, don't you think so?
Rosé flowing with your chosen family
And it would've been sweet
If it could've been me
In my defense, I have none
For digging up the grave another time
But it would've been fun
If you would've been the one
(Ooh)
canción 2

Cardigan
Vintage tee, brand new phone
High heels on cobblestones
When you are young, they assume you know nothing
Sequin smile, black lipstick
Sensual politics
When you are young, they assume you know nothing
But I knew you
Dancin' in your Levi's
Drunk under a streetlight, I
I knew you
Hand under my sweatshirt
Baby, kiss it better, I
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan
Under someone's bed
You put me on and said I was your favorite
A friend to all is a friend to none
Chase two girls, lose the one
When you are young, they assume you know nothin'
But I knew you
Playing hide-and-seek and
Giving me your weekends, I
I knew you
Your heartbeat on the High Line
Once in 20 lifetimes, I
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan
Under someone's bed
You put me on and said I was your favorite
To kiss in cars and downtown bars
Was all we needed
You drew stars around my scars
But now I'm bleedin'
'Cause I knew you
Steppin' on the last train
Marked me like a bloodstain, I
I knew you
Tried to change the ending
Peter losing Wendy, I
I knew you
Leavin' like a father
Running like water, I
And when you are young, they assume you know nothing
But I knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss
I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs
The smell of smoke would hang around this long
'Cause I knew everything when I was young
I knew I'd curse you for the longest time
Chasin' shadows in the grocery line
I knew you'd miss me once the thrill expired
And you'd be standin' in my front porch light
And I knew you'd come back to me
You'd come back to me
And you'd come back to me
And you'd come back
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan
Under someone's bed
You put me on and said I was your favorite
canción 3

Gold rush
Gleaming
Twinkling
Eyes like sinking ships
On waters so inviting
I almost jump in
But I don't like a gold rush, gold rush
I don't like anticipating my face in a red flush
I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you
Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
Walk past, quick brush
I don't like slow motion double vision in rose blush
I don't like that falling feels like flying 'til the bone crush
Everybody wants you
But I don't like a gold rush
What must it be like
To grow up that beautiful?
With your hair falling into place like dominos
I see me padding 'cross your wooden floors
With my Eagles t-shirt hanging from the door
At dinner parties
I call you out on your contrarian shit
And the coastal town
We wandered 'round had never
Seen a love as pure as it
And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea
'Cause you know it could never be
'Cause I don't like a gold rush, gold rush
I don't like anticipating my face in a red flush
I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you
Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
Walk past, quick brush
I don't like slow motion double vision in rose blush
I don't like that falling feels like flying 'til the bone crush
Everybody wants you
But I don't like a gold rush
What must it be like
To grow up that beautiful?
With your hair falling into place like dominoes
My mind turns your life into folklore
I can't dare to dream about you anymore
At dinner parties
Won't call you out on your contrarian shit
And the coastal town
We never found will never
See a love as pure as it
'Cause it fades into the gray of my day old tea
'Cause it will never be
Gleaming
Twinkling
Eyes like sinking ships
On waters so inviting
I almost jump in
 Adivinanzas

1.Agua pasa por mi casa, cate de mi corazón.

(Aguacate)
2.Tiene dientes y no come, tiene cabeza y no es
hombre. (Ajo)
3.Casa de barro, sacristán de palo, gente menuda y
el que le ayuda. (La olla de frijoles)
4.Una larga y fea, que sin comer se mantiene. Todo
tiene, carne no, porque su carne soy yo, de la que su
cuerpo tiene. (La sombra)
5.No soy soldado y peleo, no aprendí música y
canto. También sin ser reloj, algunas horas señalo.
(El gallo)
6.Soy la redondez del mundo, sin mí no puede
haber Dios, papas y cardenales sí, pero pontífice
no. (La letra o)
7.Tito, Tito capotito sube al cielo y echa un grito. (El
cohete)
8.Un enano panturrano, con tres patas y una mano.
(El metate)
9.En el huerto de Capul, mataron al indio lines,
quiero que me lo adivines. (Capulines)
10.Plata no es, oro no es. Levanta la cortina y verás
lo que es. (El plátano)
 Betty una
amiga mía

Nos reunimos los

martes por la noche
para cenar y tomar
una copa de vino

Betty ha estado
perdiendo el sueño