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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji
then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
& put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide
on the north side of the city play ground".
Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned
the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the
Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was
sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a
note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow
Sardarji ?!"
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Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the
eleven on the phone
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SARDAR'S BMW
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TO LOOSE WEIGHT...
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SPARE BOMB
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EMPLOYMENT?
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AT INDO-PAK WAR
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HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
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CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR
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SARDAR THIEF
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KHALISTAN JOKES
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PROFESSOR SARDAR
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COLOR TV
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CROCODILE BOOTS
LONG FLIGHT
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
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Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody
around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded
she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our
Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a
vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced
herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am
Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was
bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am
Balwinder .. Balls to you."
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Sardarji: "Arre yaar! I lost $1000 today
Friend: "How come?" Sardarji: "I bet $500 that
India would win the match against Pakistan and
India lost" Friend: "That explains $500. What
about the other $500?" Sardarji: "Well, later
that evening they were showing the highlights and
I bet $500 on India winning .......... again!!!!"
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SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to
answer the telephone. "Is this one one one
one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one
one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well,
wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the
middle of the night." "That's all right,
mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone
anyway."
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A sardar sees lot of guys running on the
highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the
guys doing what they are doing The bystander A
Marathon race is going on Sardar : What do they
get from that? Bystander : The winner will get
a prize Sardar : Then why are the others
running?!
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#Case 1:
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other
fellow
has,
you wish you had ordered that.
#Case 2:
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger??"
The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#Case 3:
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really
finished.
#Case 4:
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.
#Case 5:
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get
married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for
it."
#Case 6:
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa,
a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her??"
Dad: "That happens in most countries son."
#Case 7:
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness
was
until I got married, and then it was too late."
#Case 8:
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
The husband gives and the wife takes.
#Case 9:
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
#Case 10:
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage,
the man
speaks
and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and
the
man
listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
#Case 11:
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
a
fool when I
married you. "And the husband replied, "Yes, dear but I was in
love
and
didn't
notice it."
#Case 12:
A man inserted an 'add' in the classfieds:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of letters. They all said
the
same thing:
"You can have mine."
#Case 13:
When a man open the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure
of one
thing:
Either the car is new or his wife.
** SARDARJI**
>>Do you know what sardar will do if he wants a white paper?(he already
has one and wants more?)
>>>>He takes xerox of the white paper!!!
>>Once laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security
guard
told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65kgs" and moved
on?