VETERAN MADAM W h e n Hamlet told Ophelia, "Get thee
to a nunnery," Shakespeare scholars
could end up in state prison." "Bran- dy" Baldwin has long been one of San BRANDY BALDWIN say, he was really urging her to go to a Francisco's best-known brothel keep- brothel, not a convent. There was no ers. With her fourth conviction for PAYS FOR such double-talk when San Francisco offenses related to prostitution last Judge Daniel Hanlon told Marlene Bald- month, she seemed headed inevitably HER SINS win, 40, the same thing. "I suggest Miss for the big house. While waiting to make Baldwin find her way to the right nun- bail, however, Baldwin came in contact —IN A CONVENT nery," he said from the bench, "or she with the Sisters of the Good Shepherd, a 339-year-old Catholic order devoted to helping women in trouble. After they put in a good word with Judge Han- lon, Brandy Baldwin found herself doing an unexpected penance—a 90- day sentence at Gracenter, a home run by the sisters. "Has Brandy put on a habit yet?" joked one reporter. "Well, she has a habit," answered Sister Mary Columba, administrator of the convent, "but she's trying to break it here." A Mormon from Boise, Idaho, Bald- win was a computer programmer before she decided to try a more an- cient profession in the 1960s. As a madam, she closed four establish- ments after police raids—and was almost killed when she fell from a third- floor window during a 1973 arrest. Soon after, she lost custody of her daugh- ter, now 13, from a marriage that had ended in divorce. She claims the injuries from the accident robbed her of any ability to feel sex; in any case, her health was a crucial factor in the judge's decision to remand her to the care of the nuns. In the convent Brandy's life has been transformed—at least for now. She ris- es every morning at 6:30, does house- hold chores, then leaves at 9 for a small office she rents in nearby Marin County, where she's writing a book. "The nuns call me periodically during the day to see if I'm there," she smiles. Curfew at the center is early evening, except on Friday and Saturday, when it's 10 p.m. for everyone except new- comers like Brandy. "I tried to watch Dallas last Friday," she laments, "but Sister Bernardine came in and said, 'It's after 10; you'll have to turn it off.' " Still, both the madam and the sisters say the experiment is working. "I'm their first felon," Brandy notes. "I've wrecked my life, but now I'm climbing out of the snake pit." Sister Columba seems pleased with her guest's progress. "She's been very helpful and agreeable," says the nun. "I wouldn't mind having a whole house- ful of Marlenes." NANCYFABER