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The Daily Jinx

Irrespective of the number of days composing it, each Saturnine: this day only exists in certain Moons and ei-
week is also divided into auspicious and inauspicious ght-day weeks, when astrological tables admit it for reasons
days, whose names are derived from ancient and forgotten best known to themselves. A day of sadness and shadow, Sa-
draconian divinities: turnine is suitable for dark conspiracies and witchcraft, as well
as for throbbing, percussive music. Alternatively, the sixth day
Lunatic: the day of madmen and of angry outbursts, not of the six- or seven-day week is the Sabbatic, when nothing
recommended for starting new enterprises that are not crazy. is done from morning to night, and witches gather around
Whatever the number of days of the weeks considered by be- walnut trees and crossroads.
lievers and non-believers, these always start with a Lunatic,
when nobody wants to go back to work or do anything at all. Uranic and Plutonic are erratic and intercalary days, de-
dicated to the twin cities of Urania and Plutonia, and ap-
Martial: a good day for weapons, sieges, boarding races, and pear at random in certain months and years of connection
campaign scuffles. Some poets of the past used to write their and adjustment.
ironic and scathing verses only on this day, giving life to the In the long run, nobody ever remembers them… they
“Martial Epigrams” genre, still in use today. merely serve to fill in ten-day weeks for heretics who count
days thus.
Mercurial: a day dedicated to science, alembics, and cle-
verness, but also to transformism and changes. Those born But all almanacs agree on the last day of the week: Solarist.
on Mercurial in the Moon of the Twinettes are often Gifted, Like Sabbatics, Solarists are for celebrating, but in a more in-
turncoats, frauds and side-changers. timate manner, almost each for themselves. It must be said
that Solarist did not exist in the Draconian Calendar: it was
Jovial: a day of eating and drinking binges, and pleasures invented by the Creed, elected as the holy day par excellence,
of the flesh, on which it is difficult to be sad. Jovial is the day and dedicated to the Godhead, the one and only ruler of he-
that everyone tries to bring into their calendars. aven and earth.

Venerable: a day dedicated to wisdom, to closing the week’s


business, and to the high philosophy of life. In Penumbria,
this is called Venereal, and is rightly dedicated to the pleasu-
res of the flesh and diseases of the same.

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aring chefs, cooks, herbalists and miraculists, landlords of dives, inn-keepers and
publicans, with much imagination and empty larders: behold the page this dispatch
offers you, thanks to the collaboration of Sister Altomanna, celebrated pantry
angel of the Convent of Saint Polenta in Tingoli, to help you on a thousand occasions
from today to all eternity. Not potions and concoctions purchased by mail order, but
recipes, cooking secrets, and new ways of preparing and serving monsters, beasts and
other magical ingredients!

Working with herbs, knowing how to mix them, extract The tonic thus obtained is crystal-clear, its flavor unrivaled
tinctures, or add them to potions, tonics, spirits and cordials, is amongst magic potions and aperitifs, and in medication lore.
no joke, and the difference between soup and potion, magic and Thus prepared, it faithfully follows the recipe for the Blond
cooking ingredients, delicacy and portentous arcane discovery, (though the latter contains many other herbs whose exact nature
is merely a matter of dosage, components and processing. is secret), and causes neither colic nor malaise: you may partake
of it before luncheon, brawl or combat, in glasses administered
Hence we begin this column with an exceptional recipe, with intervals of a quarter of an hour.
combining herbal medicine, alchemy and tavern-keeper skil-
ls: thanks to our “benefactor”, Blond Cordial – the tord-boyaux Biondino Tonic
sherry that makes damsels merry – we can now spread the recipe
of this outstanding, all-occasion tonic.
Cost Weight
In water saturated with alchemical frisson, and once the
mixture is ready (for which 5 to 6 hours are required), dissolve 20 Coins 0,5 lb
the sugar at cold temperature, add tincture, filtered through
paper, of the following ingredients: Brewbarb, 2 oz; dry Wol- When you drink this Tonic, you regain 1d4 + 1 hit points and
fsbane leaves, 3 oz; Snoozy Berries, 1 oz; Stitch Leaf, 1 oz; reduce your exhaustion level by 1.
Saint Curatorial berries, half an ounce; Groggy mushroom, Additionally, you gain temporary inspiration that vanishes
half an ounce. 10 minutes after using the Tonic, even if not expended.
The Biondino Tonic remains stable for a week; after that,
Then add, to your taste, aromas of previously-distilled and it loses all its beneficial effects, becoming a simple yet
fermented Zagarian essences: the original Blond cordial delicious soft-drink.
foresees lemon, limonastrium or beatricottum, while the
green, orange, red and brown variants are obtained from Note: you can get all Biondino recipe ingredients at any
essences of oranges, serinducts, scolas, and other citrus fruits. local apothecary or herbalist for half the sale price of the To-
nic. You must have Proficiency with the herbalism kit or with
Finally, project into each bottle or vial a formula of Light as the artisan’s tools (alchemist’s supplies or brewer’s supplies) to
an activator, then swiftly cork, tie and wrap up. prepare the Biondino Tonic with the ingredients.

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