"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person,

but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." - Bill
Murray

"When people can't control their own emotions, they have to control someone else's
behavior" -John Cleese

"Ignorance comes from the lack of reading. Stupidity comes from the lack of
comprehending. Idiocy combines both lack of reading and comprehending what you just
read."