i ACT 21

yrs old!
GOOD
ENOUGh!
ill be
turning 21
na eh!
Message:
[ ] I know how
to make a pot
of coffee
[x] I can do my
own laundry
[x] I can cook
for myself
[ ] I do my
chores after
being told
once
[ ] I always do
my
homework/wor
k
[x] I actually
enjoy
intellectual
conversations
[ ] I think
politics are
exciting
[ ] My parents
and grand-
parents have
better
things to say
than my peers

total:3

[ ] I show up
for
school/work
every day
unless I'm
sick.
[ ] I always
carry a pen in
my
pocket/purse
[x] I've never
gotten a ticket
[x] I watch talk
shows and
point out the
incredibility of
it all
[x] I know
what
incredibility
means without
looking
it up
[ ] I drink black
coffee

total:3

[x] I know how

to run the dish
washer..and/or
do
the dishes
[x] I can count
in more than
one language.
[x] When I say
I'm going to do
something, I
do it.
[ ] I mow the
lawn
[ ] I can wash
my car
[x] I can make
adults
laugh..without
being stupid
[ ] I remember
to water my
plants
[] I study when
I have to
[x] I pay
attention at
school/work
[ ] I remember
to feed my
pets.
[ ] I'm
generally
organized
(define
organized.)
[]I know the
meaning of
capital
punishment

total:5

[x] I can spell

experience
without
looking it up
[x] I clean up
my own
messes
[ ] The first
thing I do
when I wake
up is get
coffee
[x] I can go to
the store with
out getting
something I
don't need
[x] I
understand
jokes the first
time they are
said
[x] I listen to
my elders
[x] I
understand
the fact that
the world
always
screws
someone over
[x] I can type
fast, because I
type every day

total:7
 [] My choice in
clothing is
acceptable in
an office
or something
like that
[] I can watch
politics and
laugh
[] I have
realized that
the weather
forecast
changes every
hour
[x] I can look
at someone
hot and not
think of sex
[ ] I have
realized that
no one will
take you
seriously
unless you are
over the age
of 25 and
have a job
[x] I can read
a book and
actually finish
it..
[] People have
said that I act
older than I
am
[x] I can be
sent on an
errand and not
get side
tracked

total:3

Now add up
how many x's
you have and
put "i act
___ years old"

Back
"What does
ur name
mean???"
Message: E-You're Super cool.
D- Damn good in bed.
I-You have a nice ass ;-)
S-People think you are so sexy
O-caring
N-You have a BIG warm Heart

YEAH RYT!!! LOKOHAN?

Delete the other persons name

and Repost this
with the title "What does ur name
mean???" in 11
minutes or something bad will
happen to you at
3:00 am
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A- Damn good in bed.
B-You are always fun when it
comes to meeting
new people.
C- YouR wild and crazy.
D- Damn good in bed.
E-You're Super cool.
F-People totally adore you.
G-Love is something you deeply
believe in.
H-You have very good personality
and looks.
I-You have a nice ass ;-)
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You are so damn sexy
M-success comes easily to you.
N-You have a BIG warm Heart
O-caring
P-You are popular with all types
of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R-Youre very talkative
S-People think you are so sexy
T-You are the best in bed.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to
do
Y-One of the hardest
gangsters/rockers alive
Z- your lovable
Tuesday, 8
August,
2006 3:19
AM
Subject: MY EIGHT NAMES
Message: 1. YOUR ROCK STAR
NAME: (first pet and
current
street name)

: QUEENIE RIZAL (ROCK

STAR BA YAN?)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR

NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother
on your dad's side, your
favorite candy)

: FELIX CLORETS (lame p

rin mga dude!)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY"

NAME: (first initial of
first name, first two or
three letters of your middle
name)

: EVE / EVEL (PEDE!)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE
NAME: (favorite color,
favorite insect)

: ROYAL BLUE MANTIS

(OK NA DIN!)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA

NAME: (middle name,
 city where you were born)

: VELASCO QUEZON
(PANG SOAP OPERA
NGA!)

6. YOUR STAR WARS

NAME: (the first 3 letters
of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name,
first 2 letters of mom's
maiden name and first 3
letters of the town you
grew up in.)

: RRAEDVEPRO
(DOESNT MAKE SENSE
AT
ALL)

7. Terrorist Name: (first

name spelled
backwards, your mom's
maiden name spelled
backwards)

: NOSIDE OCSALEV
(AUS TO AH)

8. SUPERHERO NAME:
("The", your favorite
color, favorite drink)

: THE ROYAL BLUE

MANGO? (PARANG
TIMANG LANG!

REPOST AS MY eight
NAMES

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Message: Either grab
a writing
utensil and
something
to write
on, or just
remember
your
anwers.

Apparently
this is 99.9%
TRUE

Don't peek
at the
answers,
cause it
ruins it.

1)If your
Straight
write the first
name of a
person of
the opposite
sex that
pops into
your head,

if your Gay
write the
name of the
person of
the
same sex
that pop's
into your
head,

if your Bi
write the
name of the
first person
that
pop's into
your head....
(it has to be
the first)

2) Which is
your favorite
color out of
red, black,
blue, green,
yellow?

3) Your first
initial?

4) Your
month of
birth?

5) Which
color do you
like more,
black or
white?
6) Name of
a person of
the same
sex as
yours.

7) Your
favorite
number?

8) Do you
like
California or
Florida
more?

9) Do you
like the lake
or the ocean
more?

10) Write
down a
wish. (A
realistic
one).

ARE Y0U
D0NE?
iF S0
SCR0LL
D0WN.
(D0N'T
CHEAT...
fool...)
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THE
ANSWERS

1. You are
completely
in love with
this person.

2. If you
choose:

Red - You
are alert and
your life is
full of
love.

Black - You
are
conservative
and
aggressive.

Green - Your
soul is
relaxed and
you are laid
back.

Blue - You
are
spontaneou
s and love
kisses
and affection
from the
ones you
love.

Yellow- you
are a very
happy
person and
give
good advice
to those who
are down.

3. If your
initial is:
A-K You
have a lot of
love and
friendships
in
your life.

L-R You try

to enjoy
your life to
the
maximum
and your
love life is
soon to
blossom.

S-Z You like

to help
others and
your future
love
life looks
very good.

4. If you
were born
in:

Jan-Mar:
The year will
go very well
for you and
you will
discover that
you fall in
love with
someone
totally
unexpected.

April-June:
You will
have a
strong love
relationship
that will not
last long but
the
memories
will last
forever.

July-Sep:
You will
have a great
year and will
experience
a major life
changing
experience
for
the good.

Oct-Dec:
Your love life
will not be
too great,
but
eventually
you will find
your soul
mate.
5. If you
chose...

Black: Your
life will take
on a
different
direction, it
will seem
hard at the
time but
will be the
best thing
for you, and
you will
be glad for
the change.

White: You
will have a
friend who
completely
confides in
you and
would do
anything for
you,
but you may
not realize it.

6. This
person is
your best
friend.

7. This is
how many
close friends
you have in
your lifetime.

8. If you
chose:
California:
You like
adventure.
Florida: You
are a laid
back
person.

9. If you
chose:

Lake: You
are loyal to
your friends
and to your
love. And
you are very
reserved.

Ocean: You
are
spontaneou
s and like to
please
people.

10. This
wish will
come true
only if you
RE-POST
THIS
BULLETIN
in one hour
and it will
come true
before your
next
birthday

repost with
the title
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